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What member of the same sex is so hot that you'd turn gay for him/her? (Alternatively, if you're homosexual, what member of the opposite sex is so hot that you'd turn straight for him/her?)

My vote goes to Catherine Zeta-Jones. Particularly in Mask of Zorro.

:fluffle:

What member of the same sex is so hot that you'd turn gay for him/her? (Alternatively, if you're homosexual, what member of the opposite sex is so hot that you'd turn straight for him/her?)

My vote goes to Catherine Zeta-Jones. Particularly in Mask of Zorro.

:fluffle:

I would stay straight for you. ;)

My wife. If my wife asked me to have a homosexual or bisexual encounter to fulfill one of her fantasies I'd do it.

I discovered a long time ago that while I have no aversion to men, I also have no attraction to them.

Oddly enough, the man I think I could be most attracted to if I ever met him in person would be Chris Benoit of the WWE.

I would stay straight for you. ;)
lol!

But you haven't answered the question, and now that you've posted on this thread, I'm going to pester you until you do.

;)

I would not turn gay for any person in the world, no way!

My wife. If my wife asked me to have a homosexual or bisexual encounter to fulfill one of her fantasies I'd do it.

I discovered a long time ago that while I have no aversion to men, I also have no attraction to them.

Oddly enough, the man I think I could be most attracted to if I ever met him in person would be Chris Benoit of the WWE.
hmm... He's quite.... manly.

lol!

But you haven't answered the question, and now that you've posted on this thread, I'm going to pester you until you do.

;)

I honestly cannot think of any guy that I would go gay for. Perhaps someday, but not at the moment.

I honestly cannot think of any guy that I would go gay for. Perhaps someday, but not at the moment.
:( You're no fun.

:( You're no fun.

I am fun, actually. I just have very high standards for violating my sense of sexuality. :cool:

I must say, Raúl is pretty hot (striker for Real Madrid) and I could possibly be seduced to the purple side for him.

I might go straight for Lindsay Lohan. But like begining of Mean Girls Lindsay, not I get high and run over people Lindsay.

I'm bi so I guess the question is who makes me want to go celibate?

I'd turn straight(me being a woman and all.) for Mat Devine or Jon Radtke.
If you don't know who they are, they're from the band Kill Hannah.

Argh. I can't find a good picture with both of them together.
I guess this'll do:
http://killhannah.net/photos/posed/6.jpg
Mat's the one in front, Jon's the one in back with his legs crossed.

Hrm, better pictures:
Mat is sexy. (http://killhannah.net/photos/2-20-04/5.jpg)
Looky! So is Jon. (http://www.killhannah.com/gallery/images/sum_press_15.jpg)
Why the hell are Jon's eyes always red in pictures? He looks posessed. (http://killhannah.net/photos/2-17-04/8.jpg)

jeanette lee, lucy liu, heather graham (but with red hair like in from hell) kiera knightly, zhang ziyi, angelina jolie (a little..) oh, and catherine zeta jones, of course...

all i can think of right now.

I might go straight for Lindsay Lohan. But like begining of Mean Girls Lindsay, not I get high and run over people Lindsay.
ooh, I totally support that!

I'm bi so I guess the question is who makes me want to go celibate?
Hmm... well, I don't advocate celibacy for anyone who's mature enough to be involved in sexual relationships.

So... how 'bout you just pick a hottest man and hottest woman?

Shirley Manson, Jeri Ryan, Anouk, and the lead singer of Joydrop!

Mila Jovovich
Hitomi Yoshizawa (from the Japanese band Morning Musume)
Jeri Ryan

I swing both ways. ^_^ So, it would depend on the person...

I don't know - but he'd have to be one hell of a charming guy to make a me go gay! haha!

Johnny Depp ... for the obvious reason. ('lish!)

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't kick Edward Norton or Jason Leigh outta my bed either.

Keira Knightly, but as a brunette, not a blond
Cathering Zeta Jones
Penelope Cruz
Salma Hayek
Shakira

Johnny Depp and Viggo Mortensen would just turn me back straight though...lol.

I'd say this thread needs a bump.
A really obnoxious one.

BUMP!

Hmmm....Well, I am somewhat bisexual, so this is probably cheating, but the top ones have got to be Angelina Jolie and Minnie Driver.

Of course, when my boyfriend talks about an actress being hot, I just offer to share her... =)

Adriana Lima (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v258/Aerou/Adriana%20Lima/adriana_lima21.jpg)....mmmmm.

I might go straight for Doug Howlett of the New Zealand All Blacks. Amazing.

That poet dude in the 'now knowing' HIV testing ad. He's probably someone people know, but I only know him as the poet guy in the 'now knowing' ad.

That dude. No dude should look that good. If I where a chick that dude would turn me into a puddle. Since I'm a straight dude I just have to be silently indignant that I don't look anywhere near that good.

Nor can I write poetry or have a smokey voice.

I think the mere presence of that guy makes things harder for the rest of us by blowing the damn curve, giving women the idea that there might be more out there like him, thus convincing them not to settle on slackers like myself.

Come to think of it, I hate that beautiful bastard....

dammit.

That poet dude in the 'now knowing' HIV testing ad. He's probably someone people know, but I only know him as the poet guy in the 'now knowing' ad.

That dude. No dude should look that good. If I where a chick that dude would turn me into a puddle. Since I'm a straight dude I just have to be silently indignant that I don't look anywhere near that good.

Nor can I write poetry or have a smokey voice.

I think the mere presence of that guy makes things harder for the rest of us by blowing the damn curve, giving women the idea that there might be more out there like him, thus convincing them not to settle on slackers like myself.

Come to think of it, I hate that beautiful bastard....

dammit.

That guy is pretty hot, and his voice is out of control hot.

My top 5 (like I haven't posted this a hundred times already):

Johnny Depp
Patrick Stewart
George Clooney
Edward Norton
Brad Pitt

A clone of myself...

Short of that, G Dubya, just for bragging rights. I guess I'd have to give him some nose candy first though.

Might go straight for none other than Angelina Jolie.

Actually, Ill go back in time a bit - and say either Paul Newman, or James Dean.

I mean, if I'm gonna be gay... :eek:

Gay People Are Sick, Especially When They Show Their Affection In Public. It Makes Me Want To Puke.

Gay People Are Sick, Especially When They Show Their Affection In Public. It Makes Me Want To Puke.
So is that a vote for Johnny Dep or Brad Pitt?

So is that a vote for Johnny Dep or Brad Pitt?

Threesome, obviously.

Notorious BIG, greatest rappist ever

Ah, the beauty of being bi. I can have whoever I want :D But if I HAD to choose, I would want a 3 some with Brad Pitt and Ven Diesel (though I have heard rumors that he is bisexual). And for girls I would have to choose Angelina Jolie, or Kirstin Dunst.

I'd have to vote for whom I'd turn straight for, and while there are some hot girls I am drawn to (Halle Berry), there's only one I'd switch over to the dark side for: Stevie Nicks.

uhhh....

I should be able to answer this. I really should. But I can't.

I guess just to throw out a few names I'll say Halle Berry, and Julia Volkova (the black haired one from t.A.T.u.). But that still doesn't really count.

Damn relationship, making me not give a shit about being open to bisexuality anymore. :rolleyes: :D

...a male friend... That's all I'll say.

Wait no... I wouldn't turn gay, Just saying if my GF (he's one of her friends too) wished it, I would.

If you're looking for judgment based on appearance alone, I'll go with Jessica "DAY-UMN!" Alba. :D

Me! I'd have sex with myself any day.

...

Oh, wait. :p

Well, me being a gay (actually about 80% gay, 20% straight...but close enough) I would definitely go straight for Amy Lee of Evanescence. Dark hair, light complexion, blue eyes, round-ish face -- DEFINITELY my type of woman!

http://top10v.narod.ru/names/l/lee_a/amy07.jpg
http://pic.enorth.com.cn/0/01/24/46/1244670_741818.jpg
http://www.notachristianband.com/ev-grammy1.jpg

No one, ever, for either side. I love being nonsexual!

Hmmm. If we can pick someone whose dead, Jesus of Nazareth, because how many people could say they shagged a guy who had a religion built around them. Someone alive, Armandian Cheese, because it would really piss him off.

Hmmm. If we can pick someone whose dead, Jesus of Nazareth, because how many people could say they shagged a guy who had a religion built around them. Someone alive, Armandian Cheese, because it would really piss him off.

Before I read your response I was positive there wasn't anyone I would go gay for, but you've brought up a whole lot of possibilities! I'm not really interested in celebrities, male or female, but there are a few historical figures who would just be too interesting to pass up.

I think my top pick would have to be Socrates. Might seem like an odd choice, but anyone who's read the symposium probably understands. :D

Hmm, straight for Princess Madeleine of Sweden (http://www.princess-madeleine.com/), but only if she had the biggest, sparkliest, rotating strap-on in the world.

Otherwise I guess her royal sceptre might just do quite nicely.

I could be 'straight' for

Johnny Depp
Orlando Bloom
Brad Pitt (but only from Thelma and Louise days)

Who? No idea. I don't oogle men nor find them sexually interesting or mind provoking.

I do wrestling and quite alot of body contact and tons of guy friends. But I don't have any sexual feelings for them.

Heck the thought of another guy spearing me or eating me.. doesn't facinate me. Just an icky feeling. :p

It's Oscar de la Hoya for me.

Who wouldn't I turn gay for. Seriously as a mostly straight guy I'll admit finding a number of guys sexy and even having a romantic crush on a few of 'em.

I would not turn gay for any person in the world, no way!
Word up

I must say, Raúl is pretty hot (striker for Real Madrid) and I could possibly be seduced to the purple side for him.
Yeah and it would work cause hes sooooooooooooooo gay

Actually this is weird, but Ian McKellen does it for me. I'm actually serious, something about a suger-daddy complex I guess...

Actually this is weird, but Ian McKellen does it for me. I'm actually serious, something about a suger-daddy complex I guess...

Maybe we should wrangle us a four-way with Sir Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart.

If by gay you mean just climbing another notch on the Kinsey Scale (not experiencing a miracle), Colin Farrel (sp?)

Patrick Stewart...oh yeah, MAKE IT SO!

I might go straight for Doug Howlett of the New Zealand All Blacks. Amazing.
http://physed.otago.ac.nz/csullivan/meads_images/meads6.jpg
Thats an All Black

I tellya, nobody would do it for me like Belly Zane! Ah, the beauty of bald.

Patrick Stewart...oh yeah, MAKE IT SO!

How long have you been waiting to use that line? :D

Seriously though, I don't know a living man I'd turn gay for, but if I had no choice, Patrick Stewart comes closest. I'm surprised by how many people have picked him though.

Maybe we should wrangle us a four-way with Sir Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart.
lol, maybe!

No one ... I'm far too heterosexual and have been that way for far too long to make such a radical change. :)

So is that a vote for Johnny Dep or Brad Pitt?
pWnED.

Threesome, obviously.
Agreed. I also believe a new screen name may be in his future due to the brief asshole malfunction.
:p

Before I read your response I was positive there wasn't anyone I would go gay for, but you've brought up a whole lot of possibilities! I'm not really interested in celebrities, male or female, but there are a few historical figures who would just be too interesting to pass up.

I think my top pick would have to be Socrates. Might seem like an odd choice, but anyone who's read the symposium probably understands. :D
Im guessing he likes Pleasure??????????????????/

How long have you been waiting to use that line? :D

Seriously though, I don't know a living man I'd turn gay for, but if I had no choice, Patrick Stewart comes closest. I'm surprised by how many people have picked him though.

There's probably an "Engage" joke in there too.

No one ... I'm far too heterosexual and have been that way for far too long to make such a radical change. :)

Come on, be a man and tell us what dude you want to pound.

Ron Jeremy

Come on, be a man and tell us what dude you want to pound.
lol

No one ... I'm far too heterosexual and have been that way for far too long to make such a radical change. :)

Aww, Eutrusca, must you crush my hopes so?

Mmm, Johnny Depp. :9

Tho' I'm thinking I wouldn't have to go very "straight." And since I've been known to bat for both teams... Zeta-Jones could eat crackers in my bed anytime. :D

Let us all gaze for a moment at Patrick Stewart's obvious superiority:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39137000/jpg/_39137111_pg_x_patrick_afp.jpghttp://www.thepsn.org/psn/IMAGES/psphotos/pstux.jpghttp://www.hypertrek.org/xr/img/stewart.jpg

http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/gallery/stmagazine/stewart.jpg



Ahhh...wasn't that nice?

Let us all gaze for a moment at Patrick Stewart's obvious superiority:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39137000/jpg/_39137111_pg_x_patrick_afp.jpghttp://www.thepsn.org/psn/IMAGES/psphotos/pstux.jpghttp://www.hypertrek.org/xr/img/stewart.jpg

http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/gallery/stmagazine/stewart.jpg



Ahhh...wasn't that nice?
He probably can't even get it up anymore :(

He probably can't even get it up anymore :(

Umm, someone's living in a pre-Viagra time warp...

He probably can't even get it up anymore :(

http://www.samsloan.com/viagra.jpg

Yeah. Okay. Give the geezer some more drugs.

Let us all gaze for a moment at Patrick Stewart's obvious superiority:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39137000/jpg/_39137111_pg_x_patrick_afp.jpghttp://www.thepsn.org/psn/IMAGES/psphotos/pstux.jpghttp://www.hypertrek.org/xr/img/stewart.jpg

http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/gallery/stmagazine/stewart.jpg



Ahhh...wasn't that nice?
Please the guy drives like a girl cant take a corner

Please the guy drives like a girl cant take a corner

That's your qualification?

http://www.dirttrackfury.net/Tony%20Stewart.jpg

The man of your dreams.

Ron JeremyGo for it!

And then we'll rename you Captain Colon. :p

Kent

Of course, he doesn't actually exist, but if he did I'd be all over him.

You can't turn gay anymore than you can turn white or black.

Just look at Michael Jackson, he's had so many operation but still is not "White".


Sure, you can have sex with a member of the same/opposite sex, but that doesn't mean you are gay or not gay.

How to find out?
Your body will do that for you, whether you want to or not.

Kent

Of course, he doesn't actually exist, but if he did I'd be all over him.
For a second there, I thought you said "Kant".
I remembered that someone earlier said "Socrates", and I was going to mention that it seems we Generalites have some sort of philosopher fetish or something.
:D

For a second there, I thought you said "Kant".
I remembered that someone earlier said "Socrates", and I was going to mention that it seems we Generalites have some sort of philosopher fetish or something.
:D
Socrates was known (in his time) not only as a great philosopher, but also as a great drinker and great lover

Socrates was known (in his time) not only as a grwat philosopher, but also as a drunk and lover
Really?
Huh. The ancient philosophers were so much cooler than our contemporary ones...
:(

Hmmm. If we can pick someone whose dead, Jesus of Nazareth, because how many people could say they shagged a guy who had a religion built around them.
Well, from what I've heard, there were once a whole slew of women who could say they shagged Joseph Smith. And he had a whole religion built around him that, by some estimates, is currently the fastest growing religion in the world!

P.S. To just about everyone here: can I just say that you are my heroes? I was convinced no one would be secure enough to respond honestly... but you guys have thought of some amazingly hot people (and thanks for the pictures of the people I've never heard of!).

<---Gay

So...it would prolly be Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Gardner.

Keira Knightly

Salma Hayeck and Charlize Theron



sigh

I'm bi! Can't really turn any way from there.

I prefer the opposite sex, but that doesn't mean I don't like attractive members of the same sex too.

I enjoyed teh guy who said he'd go gay on george Dubya Bush for the bragging rights. That would be a killer annecdote and you would also be able to do to Bush what Bush has been trying to do to the Middle East!

I enjoyed teh guy who said he'd go gay on george Dubya Bush for the bragging rights. That would be a killer annecdote and you would also be able to do to Bush what Bush has been trying to do to the Middle East!
LOL!

I'd go for that too, if I could just get over my gag reflex!

I'm not going gay, but for the sake of the thread, I'd have to say Brad Pitt. He's just a plain badass.

For Dobbs Town, sight unseen. I figure that if I'm going to be doing the gay thing, I might as well have some kind of discussion while I'm getting my ass reamed.

The blond girl out of Lord of the Rings, perhaps; you know, the one that fancied Aragorn but he was still in love with that elf woman played by Liv Tyler, so rejected her.

(Shows how much I enjoyed it when I can only remember some of the names - no offence, LotR fans!)

Ugh... I read the first post of this topic... And am annoyed.

You don't turn gay or straight. It DOESN'T work that way... You're born that way, and if you have any idea that you'd 'turn' gay/straight for a CERTAIN member of the opposite/same sex, you're probably bi-curious or bisexual as opposted to gay or straight.

We could be joking..;)

Oddly enough, the man I think I could be most attracted to if I ever met him in person would be Chris Benoit of the WWE.

Toothless Aggression? UGH. ACK. Bleah.

I might allow a woman with a strap-on to sodomize me - she'd have to be real special, but no chance I would let a man touch me like that.

What member of the same sex is so hot that you'd turn gay for him/her? (Alternatively, if you're homosexual, what member of the opposite sex is so hot that you'd turn straight for him/her?)

My vote goes to Catherine Zeta-Jones. Particularly in Mask of Zorro.

:fluffle:


If it meant I got a turn with his wife, I would do David Beckham.

We could be joking..;)
Naaah, couldn't be.
:p

Well if I weren't a flamming heterosexual I imagine Sean Connery would prolly do. You can be secure in your sexuality and still recognize that he would be one attractive old guy (and quite te actor. who else can convice ppl he's Russian or a Berber while speaking with a scottish accent?)

Before I read your response I was positive there wasn't anyone I would go gay for, but you've brought up a whole lot of possibilities! I'm not really interested in celebrities, male or female, but there are a few historical figures who would just be too interesting to pass up.

I think my top pick would have to be Socrates. Might seem like an odd choice, but anyone who's read the symposium probably understands. :D
hmmmm this brings up a frustrating point. you might turn gay for the man of your dreams but if HE isnt gay, its tough luck. you just bought a world of frustration.

so you could go gay for socrates but he turned down the sexiest men of his time.

i guess the question needs to be "who would you go gay for if they would go gay for you too?"

anyway to answer the question

im OLD. im not interested in young women any more than i am interested in young men.

so im thinking susan sarandon or whoopie goldberg. i bet i could last a month as a lesbian with either of them.

Toothless Aggression? UGH. ACK. Bleah.

I might allow a woman with a strap-on to sodomize me - she'd have to be real special, but no chance I would let a man touch me like that.

It's hypothetical. But I think I'd like it rough. :eek:

What member of the same sex is so hot that you'd turn gay for him/her? (Alternatively, if you're homosexual, what member of the opposite sex is so hot that you'd turn straight for him/her?)

My vote goes to Catherine Zeta-Jones. Particularly in Mask of Zorro.

:fluffle:
I agree with you on that one.

Another woman who is just amazing eye candy...
http://www.aishwaryaworld.com/gallery.html

That's one tough question.

But an interesting one. It kinda makes me realize just how gay I am :p

I really had to think hard about this, but I suppose I could manage to go to the evil side of the force for Jessica Alba. I mean, she is sort of hot, in a "non-sexually-attractive-because-she's-a-girl" sort of way.

I'm guessing I could last a fling with her if I closed my eyes.

so im thinking susan sarandon or whoopie goldberg. i bet i could last a month as a lesbian with either of them.

If I woke up and suddenly realized I had been having sex with either, I would kill myself.

Ugh... I read the first post of this topic... And am annoyed.

You don't turn gay or straight. It DOESN'T work that way... You're born that way, and if you have any idea that you'd 'turn' gay/straight for a CERTAIN member of the opposite/same sex, you're probably bi-curious or bisexual as opposted to gay or straight.
i dont know your orientation, but either way, there is this HUGE stick up your ass.......

i dont know your orientation, but either way, there is this HUGE stick up your ass.......

It's a common problem. In my case it usually isn't a stick. Carrots, especially when they break off after vigorous use, are really difficult to remove no matter how hard you bear down.

Brad Pitt. I'd definitely screw Brad Pitt.

And I have no real aversion to men, provided they're hygeinic, so I wouldn't be at all opposed to a MFM with pretty much any moderately attractive guy who is neither smelly nor hairy...

John Romero. Or maybe Antti Tuisku. They'll be my prison bitches.

pfft. Brody Armstrong- Distillers singer. i actually had the chance once, but i am so very hetero.

I do not need to turn gay for any man because I used to be one.

I do not need to turn gay for any man because I used to be one.

You "used" to be one?


...


Precisions, please. I'd like to know how you "stopped" being gay. Just a question of curiosity.

Yes.

Keira Knightly
Can join in or watch?
http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/drool.gif

That's your qualification?

http://www.dirttrackfury.net/Tony%20Stewart.jpg

The man of your dreams.
nO ItS nOt My QuAlIfIcAtIoN

i saw him on top Gear and he sucks

It's a common problem. In my case it usually isn't a stick. Carrots, especially when they break off after vigorous use, are really difficult to remove no matter how hard you bear down.

well. a food fetish. if that is where your problems lie, i suggest you try something durable, yet flexible , to solve the breakage issue. How about celery? or for a tickling sensation, a leek? the possiblities are endless. just visit your produce section.

wow. thats pretty sick :D

You "used" to be one?


...


Precisions, please. I'd like to know how you "stopped" being gay. Just a question of curiosity.
Donyt you understand tis not Biology or Genetics its personal choice DUH

Ugh... I read the first post of this topic... And am annoyed.

You don't turn gay or straight. It DOESN'T work that way... You're born that way, and if you have any idea that you'd 'turn' gay/straight for a CERTAIN member of the opposite/same sex, you're probably bi-curious or bisexual as opposted to gay or straight.
:p Stop taking yourself (and us) so seriously! Of course I don't think someone would really just turn straight/gay for a certain person - it's just that sometimes my friends and I have discussions like this.

And who knows, maybe we're all secretely bi or something. ::shrugs:: I'm not much concerned about it either way - it's just a fun topic of conversation.

(Although, I would like to mention that some psychologists have studied sexual orientations of people over the course of many years, and have found that whatever the people identify themselves as at the moment, they insist that they were *always* that way - and perhaps in denial previously - even as their expressed preferences actually vary over the years. So, that begs the question: if their expressed preferences change, are they sometimes lying and other times telling the truth? Or are they sometimes in denial? Or is it possible that people do sometimes change over the course of many years?)

well. a food fetish. if that is where your problems lie, i suggest you try something durable, yet flexible , to solve the breakage issue. How about celery? or for a tickling sensation, a leek? the possiblities are endless. just visit your produce section.

wow. thats pretty sick :D
What happened to the good old use of Cucumber- :p
You could always try Turnip???????????????????

so im thinking susan sarandon or whoopie goldberg. i bet i could last a month as a lesbian with either of them.
Ooh, Susan Sarandon *is* quite hot.

Particularly in Bull Durham.

Donyt you understand tis not Biology or Genetics its personal choice DUH

No it's not. I should know, I'm one.

And if I had had a choice to make, I would've chosen to be straight. Who would choose to be discriminated against and otherwise judged because of sexuality?

That was then, though. Now that I've learned to accept who I am, I wouldn't want to change myself.

But I am genuinely curious as to how one can "stop" being gay. Unless he meant he was naturally bisexual and chose not to develop relationships with men because of social pressure.

No it's not. I should know, I'm one.

And if I had had a choice to make, I would've chosen to be straight. Who would choose to be discriminated against and otherwise judged because of sexuality?

That was then, though. Now that I've learned to accept who I am, I wouldn't want to change myself.

But I am genuinely curious as to how one can "stop" being gay. Unless he meant he was naturally bisexual and chose not to develop relationships with men because of social pressure.

Guys, guys, I was merely taking the mick.

Let's break out the all star line-up... Brad Pitt (as seen in Fight Club), Collin Farrel (as seen in S.W.A.T.), Ed Norton (as seen in American History X), Russel Crowe (as seen in The Gladiator), and Ben Affleck (as seen in Chasing Amy). Those guys could tag team me any day.

Ooh, Susan Sarandon *is* quite hot.

Particularly in Bull Durham.

She makes me vomit, mostly because she looks like my grandmother (and sounds like her too).

The idea of doing it with my grandmother gives me the willies.

Guys, guys, I was merely taking the mick.

Oh, sorry about the misunderstanding then :p

She makes me vomit, mostly because she looks like my grandmother (and sounds like her too).

The idea of doing it with my grandmother gives me the willies.

Good. Otherwise this would be an entirely different thread from here on out.

You know what's really funny, and almost entirely unrelated to this?
One of my friends saw a picture of Brian Molko, and mumbled something about "hot" and "would fucK". I was really startled, and I said "You should have told me earlier that you were gay! I don't have a problem with that!" He replied by giving me a really funny look.
We sat there silently for about 15 seconds before he said "You mean.... that's *not* a girl?"

I can see how he made the mistake, though...
http://www.placeboworld.co.uk/archive/images/pla_arc_005.jpg
(Brian's in the middle)
http://www.placeboworld.co.uk/archive/images/pla_arc_002.jpg
(again, in the middle)
http://www.placeboworld.co.uk/archive/images/bmm_archive014.jpg
(middle again)
http://www.placeboworld.co.uk/archive/images/bmm_archive013.jpg
(hmm, i wonder where in this picture?)

You know what's really funny, and almost entirely unrelated to this?
One of my friends saw a picture of Brian Molko, and mumbled something about "hot" and "would fucK". I was really startled, and I said "You should have told me earlier that you were gay! I don't have a problem with that!" He replied by giving me a really funny look.
We sat there silently for about 15 seconds before he said "You mean.... that's *not* a girl?"

I can see how he made the mistake, though...
http://www.placeboworld.co.uk/archive/images/pla_arc_005.jpg
(Brian's in the middle)
http://www.placeboworld.co.uk/archive/images/pla_arc_002.jpg
(again, in the middle)
http://www.placeboworld.co.uk/archive/images/bmm_archive014.jpg
(middle again)
http://www.placeboworld.co.uk/archive/images/bmm_archive013.jpg
(hmm, i wonder where in this picture?)

Are you really sure that's a guy?

I mean, I'm attracted to guys. I should be able to recognize one.

Talk about being androgynous. I sort of understand your friend :p Must've been worth gold to see his face when you said that, though :D

Good. Otherwise this would be an entirely different thread from here on out.

I am of the belief that she's ugly, too.

The world is full of women who are orders of magnitude hotter than Susan Sarandon and Whoopi Goldberg.

If Monica Belluci were a lesbian, what lesbian would not find her hotter than those other two bags?

Are you really sure that's a guy?
Well, judging by his recent look where he seems to have gotten rid of the androgynous look, yes.

Hell, you should've seen him with makeup on, it was downright creepy reading an article referring to what looked exactly like a woman as "he".

You know what's really funny, and almost entirely unrelated to this?
One of my friends saw a picture of Brian Molko, and mumbled something about "hot" and "would fucK". I was really startled, and I said "You should have told me earlier that you were gay! I don't have a problem with that!" He replied by giving me a really funny look.
We sat there silently for about 15 seconds before he said "You mean.... that's *not* a girl?"


LOL. My friend did the same kinda thing when he anounced that he thought the singer from Hanson was "tidy as fuck".

Let us all gaze for a moment at Patrick Stewart's obvious superiority:

Ahhh...wasn't that nice?

Uh...I think I may know you in real.

Or at least, I hang out with friends very much like you.

She makes me vomit, mostly because she looks like my grandmother (and sounds like her too).

The idea of doing it with my grandmother gives me the willies.
ya but darlin, im probably older than your mother so for me it makes sense
if i woke up in bed with ...... lindsay lohan .... I would be creeped out. sex with KIDS! *shudder*

I think I'd have to say Holly Hunter or possibly Julianne Moore. Very pretty and talented.

Oddly enough, the man I think I could be most attracted to if I ever met him in person would be Chris Benoit of the WWE.


I have a cousin named Chris Benoit. He used to want to be a wrestler 'til
he found out one already had his name.

She makes me vomit, mostly because she looks like my grandmother (and sounds like her too).

The idea of doing it with my grandmother gives me the willies.
How old are you? 12?

Notorious BIG, greatest rappist ever


No..you mean FATTEST rappist evr.

And I think you mean "rapper", as rappist sounds like rapist.

...Unless thats what you wanted..eh?

Nudge nudge...wink wink?

As for me...hmm..im pretty straight, so it would have to be a pretty damn good looking dude.
Maybe....Antonio Banderas from "Desperado".
and ONLY if Selma Hyeck was involved.

I MIGHT say yes to mexican sammich, if that were the case.

Audrey Tautou could do it for me. She's not beautiful...........just very very pretty. *sighs*

http://www.kinoweb.de/film2001/FabuleuxDestinAmeliePoulain/pix/am01.jpg

Very possibly Orlando Bloom.

He'd look ravishing in a mini-skirt.

Lol. Wow, what a topic.

*considers* I think Alyson Hannigan. She's just so cute :p

http://www.allstarz.org/~buffytv/gallery/alyson/alyson0036.jpeg

Helen Hunt

Kate Beckinsale (Underworld - mmmm.....)

Hmm, I don't know if I'd ever go gay while in a normal state of mind (i.e. sober and drug-free).

Colin Farrell. (He's also Irish!)


Jeri Ryan
Jeri Ryan
I'm a straight guy and I don't see how she is particularly attractive at all. Not ugly, but nothing outstanding IMO.

What happened to the good old use of Cucumber- :p
You could always try Turnip???????????????????


My mum's friend at the primary school harvest festival (they're both teachers): Wow, what's that vegetable? I've never seen one before.

My mum: That would be a squash (http://www.vegiworks.com/butternut.jpg) ...

***

As to "who would you turn for?" I have to say that for me the question has already been answered and it was, soppily enough, my boyfriend (I'm a girl). Still can't really see fancying another bloke but Johnny Depp might be in with a chance!

Audrey Tautou could do it for me. She's not beautiful...........just very very pretty. *sighs*

http://www.kinoweb.de/film2001/FabuleuxDestinAmeliePoulain/pix/am01.jpg
I agree, she's pretty. Have you seen A Very Long Engagement yet?

No one I've ever seen.

Gay People Are Sick, Especially When They Show Their Affection In Public. It Makes Me Want To Puke.

The People With The Most Intolerance Tend To Be The People Most Insecure About Their Sexuality.

*reads the 1st post* OMG O_O

I'd go straight for Kiera Knightly, or any cute French girl! ^^

Audrey Tautou could do it for me. She's not beautiful...........just very very pretty. *sighs*

http://www.kinoweb.de/film2001/FabuleuxDestinAmeliePoulain/pix/am01.jpg

OMG, YES!
OMD, OUI!

Audrey Tautou! AND SHE'S FRENCH! I adore her!
Audrey Tautou! ET ELLE EST FRANCAISE! Je l'adore!

(Amélie Audrey)
(Amélie Audrey)

The People With The Most Intolerance Tend To Be The People Most Insecure About Their Sexuality.
Why Are We Capitalizing Every Damned Word?

Why Are We Capitalizing Every Damned Word?

Only For The Sake Of Mockery

I know this has already been addressed, but i just want to say that we all know you can't choose whether to be gay or straight, this is just for fun. I actually think it's nice that with the exception of one person, people were able to join in this thread and have fun with it, as opposed to being all homophobic about it.

Brad Pitt, because for the rest of my life I could pick up women just by telling them, "I slept with Brad Pitt."

Adonis, the greek God.

Brad Pitt, because for the rest of my life I could pick up women just by telling them, "I slept with Brad Pitt."
trying to figure out exactly how that would work.......

Only For The Sake Of Mockery
Ah Good, Because IF WE WERE IMITATING TERRY PRATCHETT'S DEATH WE WOULD HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPITALS, LIKE THIS.

Who would I go gay for? Som Wardner, singer with My Vitriol. Especially if he were wearing eye-liner.
Oh, and some guy I know...although he doesn't know this.

I know this has already been addressed, but i just want to say that we all know you can't choose whether to be gay or straight, this is just for fun

Arguably everyone is to a certain degree bisexual, from the most man hating dyke to the most redneck homophobe (No offence to anyone :))
I mean, look at the Ancient Greeks - a society where homosexuality was encouraged and suddenly almost everyone becomes bisexual. Coincidence? On the other hand, I do think that there is an argument for the whole 'you can't choose' thing, because a lot of people are only a very very tiny bit bisexual, and would hate to sleep with the opposite/same gender.

As for who I would turn gay for...hmm...I can't think of many people in real life, although Cloud of FFVII is pretty hot O.o

As for who I would turn gay for...hmm...I can't think of many people in real life, although Cloud of FFVII is pretty hot O.o

Turning gay for Cloud? o_O

Please tell me you're not one of those weird geeks who try to get him on a date with Barrett in the Gold Saucer. I mean, I'm gay, and it gives ME the "ick factor" thinking about it... *shudders*

I wouldn't go gay for anyone, but I sure wouldn't mind a girl going gay for me.
;)

Guys, guys, I was merely taking the mick.
As was I.

You know what's really funny, and almost entirely unrelated to this?
One of my friends saw a picture of Brian Molko, and mumbled something about "hot" and "would fucK". I was really startled, and I said "You should have told me earlier that you were gay! I don't have a problem with that!" He replied by giving me a really funny look.
We sat there silently for about 15 seconds before he said "You mean.... that's *not* a girl?"

I can see how he made the mistake, though...
http://www.placeboworld.co.uk/archive/images/pla_arc_005.jpg
(Brian's in the middle)
http://www.placeboworld.co.uk/archive/images/pla_arc_002.jpg
(again, in the middle)
http://www.placeboworld.co.uk/archive/images/bmm_archive014.jpg
(middle again)
http://www.placeboworld.co.uk/archive/images/bmm_archive013.jpg
(hmm, i wonder where in this picture?)
*Shudders*

I remember something similar

Why Are We Capitalizing Every Damned Word?
Insecurities around ones Vocabulary???????????????????????????????????????

You don't need a person to turn gay for (although sometimes it does help). Just be gay about yourself. Put a smile on every morning and you will find that you may be gay the rest of the day. I'm quite gay right now. It's a beautiful day. Oh... wait... um... what do you folks mean by gay?? I.. er... like women... er... I can't get out of this now can I... GRRR. Damn Thesaurus

I would definately turn gay for Rosie O'Donnell.