Can you tell the difference?
Eutrusca
03-02-2005, 18:13
Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute.
How can you tell which one is the prostitute?
It's the one with the little sticker that says...
I - DA - HO! :D
ProMonkians
03-02-2005, 18:15
Frankly the thought of anybody having intercourse with a potatoe scares me. :D
Quentulus Qazgar
03-02-2005, 18:16
Well, ha ha!
Quess then: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
No guesses? Allright, the otherone's white, made of plastic and it's dangerous for children to play with it. The otherone's used to carry food home from shop.
ProMonkians
03-02-2005, 18:18
10 coos standin in a feild, which ones goin' on holiday?
The one wi the wee calf!
Kryozerkia
03-02-2005, 18:18
Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute.
How can you tell which one is the prostitute?
It's the one with the little sticker that says...
I - DA - HO! :D
Oh geez...bad joke alert!! :D
Chicken pi
03-02-2005, 18:19
Why did the scarecrow get an award?
Because he was top of his field.
Haken Rider
03-02-2005, 20:04
Oh geez...bad joke alert!! :D
he has a gun.
Prosophia
03-02-2005, 20:10
he has a gun.
I, um, LOVE Eutrusca's jokes. Really!
:p