Eutrusca
03-02-2005, 03:38
Jay Leno.... I'm going out on a limb and saying the winner [of the Iraqi election] will be a man named Muhammad something. .... Here's something fascinating -- a space probe that landed on Saturn's moon Titan has found that it is filled with rivers and clouds of liquid methane. Either that or the probe may have landed in a river in New Jersey. .... There are two companies now advertising they make RVs that can withstand radiation from a nuclear attack. Was there a big call for this?! People upset: "You know, last time we were under nuclear attack our vacation was completely ruined because our RV couldn't take the 10,000-degree temperature!" .... Do you know what week this is in our public schools? I'm not making this up: This week is National No Name-Calling Week. They don't want any name-calling in our public schools. What stupid dork came up with this idea? .... Michael Moore announced his next project: a film looking at voter fraud for the Oscars. .... Researchers at USC report that foreign immigration to California will slow down over the next 25 years. Of course it will slow down. You think that's because maybe everybody is already here? .... A federal appeals court reinstated a lawsuit filed by two teenagers against McDonald's for making them fat. McDonald's made the kids fat! The court said McDonald's may have violated New York's consumer protection act by not telling people what's in their food. We're talking about McNuggets here! Even McDonald's doesn't know what's in those things! .... I guess you heard, Hillary Clinton has a new campaign slogan: "I've fallen and I can't get up!"