In Rod we trust!
The Imperial Navy
02-02-2005, 11:54
http://img93.exs.cx/img93/6852/graphiterod2vz.jpg
In 2008, make sure you make the logical choice. Make the Inanimate Carbon rod President of the USA! Only it can change the world-for the better.
Remember, when you vote in that booth-make the right choice.
IN ROD WE TRUST
Legless Pirates
02-02-2005, 11:57
http://img93.exs.cx/img93/6852/graphiterod2vz.jpg
In 2008, make sure you make the logical choice. Make the Inanimate Carbon rod President of the USA! Only it can change the world-for the better.
Remember, when you vote in that booth-make the right choice.
IN ROD WE TRUST
He can't fuck up..... or fuck at all (sorry Monica)
The Imperial Navy
02-02-2005, 11:58
He can't fuck up..... or fuck at all (sorry Monica)
Look at it's shape... It could still be used as a dil... Ok i'll stop now.
World wide allies
02-02-2005, 11:59
Yay for inanimate carbon rods .. better than the lead rods we had before, I mean, geez do you remember that?
Los Banditos
02-02-2005, 12:00
Astronaut and hero.
The Fugue State
02-02-2005, 12:00
Superb idea!
ProMonkians
02-02-2005, 12:01
Rod'll stand rigid in the face of Terrorism.
Ruaritania
02-02-2005, 12:06
Rod will never be a square, no matter what the media says!
Peruvilantonica
02-02-2005, 12:09
OMG, it's an inanimate carbon rod!!! Woot, maybe I'll get a chance to see the rod in person one day!
Legless Pirates
02-02-2005, 12:09
He'll support just about anything
Peopleandstuff
02-02-2005, 12:14
Oh I see, for a moment there I thought someone was spamming up the boards by foolishly starting threads purporting to posit the ridiculous notion that Rod Stewart should be President, (no offence to Rod Stewart fans, but he wasnt born in the US, so he cant be President), however I see that isnt the case, the thread is in fact a sensible one advocating a rod for President (rather then the Rod also known as Mr Stewart). Providing the rod was made in the US, I see no problems with this plan...
The Imperial Navy
02-02-2005, 12:15
And now-a new front of politics-Rodervatives!
Texan Hotrodders
02-02-2005, 12:20
This is just rodiculous. ;)
The Imperial Navy
02-02-2005, 12:22
Nothing will stop our ROFLcopters!
http://www.allthingsflash.com/files/games/roflcopter.swf
The Imperial Navy
02-02-2005, 12:28
All hail the great Rod!
Los Banditos
02-02-2005, 12:30
All hail the great Rod!
The Rod should at least make the cover of Time Magazine for the great work it did.
The Imperial Navy
02-02-2005, 12:35
The Rod should at least make the cover of Time Magazine for the great work it did.
Granted.
http://img145.exs.cx/img145/8207/time2003004vt.gif
Bakalakada
02-02-2005, 12:48
Boo the rod. He should be employee of the month but president. Thats taking it too far.
P.S. Bitey the possum rules
*reads thread*
:headbang:
ProMonkians
02-02-2005, 12:52
Granted.
http://img145.exs.cx/img145/8207/time2003004vt.gif
Why are there five rods? Are they his aides? Or is each rod a manifestation of a diifferent facet of the same rod?
The Imperial Navy
02-02-2005, 12:53
Thats the security rods.
ProMonkians
02-02-2005, 12:57
Another famous rod
http://www.trinity-church.org.uk/comedykings/panto/87pic5.jpg
The Imperial Navy
02-02-2005, 12:59
Another famous rod
http://www.trinity-church.org.uk/comedykings/panto/87pic5.jpg
AHHHHH! KILL IT! KILL IT!
Rovhaugane
02-02-2005, 13:00
Once Rod is president I will definitly be looking to see if I can move to america. How can you beat a country run by an inanimate carbon rod?!?.
Schnappslant
02-02-2005, 13:02
Thats the security rods.
Roddyguards
The Imperial Navy
02-02-2005, 13:03
Roddyguards
Effectively, yes. *Has Punache*
The Lightning Star
02-02-2005, 13:04
He saved a Nuclear Powerplant AND A NASA Space Mision!
Let's not vote him for president,but SUPREME DICTATOR!
Cannot think of a name
02-02-2005, 13:13
http://www.actionfig.com/simpsons/homer_rod.jpg
I'm for Rod.
Schnappslant
02-02-2005, 13:14
http://www.actionfig.com/simpsons/homer_rod.jpg
I'm for Rod.
..he cut such an erodite figure..
ProMonkians
02-02-2005, 13:15
AHHHHH! KILL IT! KILL IT!
Rest safely TIN, for he has already gone from this unhappy planet.
The Imperial Navy
02-02-2005, 13:18
Rest safely TIN, for he has already gone from this unhappy planet.
*Breaths sigh of relief*
San haiti
02-02-2005, 13:18
Rest safely TIN, for he has already gone from this unhappy planet.
Somebody killed emu?
Schnappslant
02-02-2005, 13:19
Rest safely TIN, for he has already gone from this unhappy planet.
aye, but the emu.. it lives on.. arr
Somebody killed emu?
emu can't be killed. He's indestructible. Like Captain Scarlet.
Without the silly hat
ProMonkians
02-02-2005, 13:19
Somebody killed emu?
Nah Rod's dead, but Emu - he's hard as fuck he's not dead yet. You know Emu once attacked Snoop Dogg at a show once? True story.
Ceilingwax
02-02-2005, 15:36
Rod is my shepherd.
This may just be a better option than my old favourite for President. Unless Cthulhu wakes up soon...
http://www.cthulhu.org/
East Canuck
02-02-2005, 16:49
My question is who will be VP?
In case the Rod gets killed...
The Imperial Navy
02-02-2005, 16:50
My question is who will be VP?
In case the Rod gets killed...
President rod, and vice president Roddy!
East Canuck
02-02-2005, 16:54
President rod, and vice president Roddy!
Then I'm in.