BackwoodsSquatches
02-02-2005, 09:46
Automatically, you may assume that Ive never met a hippy, and am only generalizing about this particular sub-culture.
Rest assured that I, myself, was rather hippy-ish at one point, and have known, and still know, quite a few hippies even today.
That being said, theres a few things I'd like every Hippy out there to know.
1. Showering, is perfectly natural, and wont make you melt.
Patchouli and butt-funk makes you smell like both, not just patchouli.
2.Just becuase you smoke pot, doesnt make you cool.
You can smoke all the weed in the world, and still be a dickhead.
3.People suck....get over it, and move on with your life.
4. White-people dredlocks, just look nasty.
5. Having a favorite band is cool. But listening to nothing but that favorite band....isnt healthy.
Its an obsession.
6. You have never met any members of that favorite band, they dont know you, and you arent freinds.
7. You dont have psychic powers.
8. If your going to be a pot-head, thats fine, but for god's sake, GET A JOB AND BUY YOUR OWN FRIGGIN BAG.
9. If you were on a really good hit of acid, or ate a lot of shrooms, or some "E"...and you learned the secret of the universe, God, and evolution all at once....
The only thing it really means is that you were REALLY messed up.
10. Jerry Garcia is dead.
Finally, a message to hippies from the great George Carlin.
"Dont smoke weed when your stoned. You dont get any higher...you just get lower on weed."
Rest assured that I, myself, was rather hippy-ish at one point, and have known, and still know, quite a few hippies even today.
That being said, theres a few things I'd like every Hippy out there to know.
1. Showering, is perfectly natural, and wont make you melt.
Patchouli and butt-funk makes you smell like both, not just patchouli.
2.Just becuase you smoke pot, doesnt make you cool.
You can smoke all the weed in the world, and still be a dickhead.
3.People suck....get over it, and move on with your life.
4. White-people dredlocks, just look nasty.
5. Having a favorite band is cool. But listening to nothing but that favorite band....isnt healthy.
Its an obsession.
6. You have never met any members of that favorite band, they dont know you, and you arent freinds.
7. You dont have psychic powers.
8. If your going to be a pot-head, thats fine, but for god's sake, GET A JOB AND BUY YOUR OWN FRIGGIN BAG.
9. If you were on a really good hit of acid, or ate a lot of shrooms, or some "E"...and you learned the secret of the universe, God, and evolution all at once....
The only thing it really means is that you were REALLY messed up.
10. Jerry Garcia is dead.
Finally, a message to hippies from the great George Carlin.
"Dont smoke weed when your stoned. You dont get any higher...you just get lower on weed."