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and it was really depressing. Looked like a warehouse that was filled with steel racks and shelves with, of course, all porn.

I left just feeling dirty. *shudders*

Well I guess they could have a guy dressed as a clown handing out balloons at the door.

and it was really depressing. Looked like a warehouse that was filled with steel racks and shelves with, of course, all porn.

I left just feeling dirty. *shudders*


That's because it's a porn store. No one who enters cares about anything but the porn. So they don't bother wasting time on things like displays, that no one will care about.

Well I guess they could have a guy dressed as a clown handing out balloons at the door.

It was my day off. :p

Last time I went into a porn store, I bought porn. Never doing it again though 'cause I can download. Waste of cash.

Although I will admit: sometimes ya gotta get away from the monitor :)

Thats why god invented DVD burners.

"Porn Stores" should be banned. They are filthy symptoms of our degenerating society. I am glad you walked out and were ashamed of your action. Well done.

"Porn Stores" should be banned. They are filthy symptoms of our degenerating society. I am glad you walked out and were ashamed of your action. Well done.

I agree. If you can't order your porn online and wait for it to arrive, then you have serious self control issues. THen again, if you can't wait that long, you probably don't need porn. :p

I agree. If you can't order your porn online and wait for it to arrive, then you have serious self control issues. THen again, if you can't wait that long, you probably don't need porn. :p

whats this, an admission of porns waste of time?

a shocking development

Thats why god invented DVD burners.
That or svideo out with dual 200 gb hdds ;)

actually I wasn't ashamed. I just felt dirty. We bought a dildo as a gag gift for one of our female friends and it was the only place we could think of to get one.

the first floor was all gay products and the second floor was all lesbian/straight stuff. It would have been funny if it wasn't so depressing an atmosphere.

Oh, LG, sorry we came in on your day off. I'll try to find you next time.

Lot's of exercise, bayonet practice and cold showers. That's the key. Idle hands are the devils plaything. Also dissapation of the manly essence causes enervation and reduces the martial urge. Look at the sixties for god's sake.

whats this, an admission of porns waste of time?

a shocking development
No just that there is more efficent means on getting it then a phisical store

actually I wasn't ashamed. I just felt dirty. We bought a dildo as a gag gift for one of our female friends and it was the only place we could think of to get one.

the first floor was all gay products and the second floor was all lesbian/straight stuff. It would have been funny if it wasn't so depressing an atmosphere.

Oh, LG, sorry we came in on your day off. I'll try to find you next time.

Good god man, are you deranged :mad: A gag gift "dildo"? I fail to see the gag.

actually I wasn't ashamed. I just felt dirty. We bought a dildo as a gag gift for one of our female friends and it was the only place we could think of to get one.

the first floor was all gay products and the second floor was all lesbian/straight stuff. It would have been funny if it wasn't so depressing an atmosphere.

Oh, LG, sorry we came in on your day off. I'll try to find you next time.
ours is a pretty cheery place actualy carpeting and nice
though I have never actualy bought porn there which most of the vids are in another room ... you are right it is a good place for gag gifts

That or svideo out with dual 200 gb hdds ;)
True but you need an adapter for the sound too, unless you just want to keep the headphones on. That sounds like some kind of weird fetish though.

Good god man, are you deranged :mad: A gag gift "dildo"? I fail to see the gag.
if it freaks them out its all good :D depends on the person

and it was really depressing. Looked like a warehouse that was filled with steel racks and shelves with, of course, all porn.

I left just feeling dirty. *shudders*
Do all porno shops look like warehouses?

If so, then the porno shop industry needs a MAJOR overhaul!

Good god man, are you deranged :mad: A gag gift "dildo"? I fail to see the gag.

'cause the girl is turning 17 and needs a good joke gift from her bestest male friends. Plus she's been threatening to kill us if we got her a dildo, so we did.

if it freaks them out its all good :D depends on the person

No it's not "all good." It's disgusting and degrading. :mad: :mad: :mad:

True but you need an adapter for the sound too, unless you just want to keep the headphones on. That sounds like some kind of weird fetish though.
Ahhh I got optical outs (along with rca outs) though you can get a converter that goes from the headphone 1/4 jack to rca (though not recomended for adiophiles)

No it's not "all good." It's disgusting and degrading. :mad: :mad: :mad:
I dunno, the rest of us think its pretty funny.

No it's not "all good." It's disgusting and degrading. :mad: :mad: :mad:
Not if you have friends that can take a joke

Not everyone takes everything as seriously as you do

'cause the girl is turning 17 and needs a good joke gift from her bestest male friends. Plus she's been threatening to kill us if we got her a dildo, so we did.

You gave a "dildo" to a minor? Is there no end to this infamy? I need a drink.

actually I wasn't ashamed. I just felt dirty. We bought a dildo as a gag gift for one of our female friends and it was the only place we could think of to get one.

the first floor was all gay products and the second floor was all lesbian/straight stuff. It would have been funny if it wasn't so depressing an atmosphere.

Oh, LG, sorry we came in on your day off. I'll try to find you next time.

By an amazing coincidence I have a gag gift dildo sitting on my computer desk right now. It will be a gift for a friend who is getting married next week. :)

By an amazing coincidence I have a gag gift dildo sitting on my computer desk right now. It will be a gift for a friend who is getting married next week. :)

That'll be fun to open in front of their parents.

Not if you have friends that can take a joke

Not everyone takes everything as seriously as you do

I have a healthy sense of humor. The key word being HEALTHY. No wonder the youth of today is so listless and enervated considering the "egyptian" practices you all seem to indulge in.

Time to bring back the draft I say.

By an amazing coincidence I have a gag gift dildo sitting on my computer desk right now. It will be a gift for a friend who is getting married next week. :)
My fav was a rubber breast that fits on the top of a pop can and you drink through it

his gf almost killed us

You gave a "dildo" to a minor? Is there no end to this infamy? I need a drink.
apparently not *cheers*

way to go LG, that should be some fun.

Ahhh I got optical outs (along with rca outs) though you can get a converter that goes from the headphone 1/4 jack to rca (though not recomended for adiophiles)
I see, lucky you. Nothing like that over here. I have been thinking about getting that headphone adapter though, I'm hardly an audiophile. It still sounds better than laptop speakers.

I have a healthy sense of humor. The key word being HEALTHY. No wonder the youth of today is so listless and enervated considering the "egyptian" practices you all seem to indulge in.

Time to bring back the draft I say.
and how old are you sir?

(and by helthy I agree I do have a healthy sence of humor ... it is broad I can laugh at everything from computer geek humor to sex humor it just depends on who I am with)

By an amazing coincidence I have a gag gift dildo sitting on my computer desk right now. It will be a gift for a friend who is getting married next week. :)

My left arm is tingling. :mad:

My fav was a rubber breast that fits on the top of a pop can and you drink through it

his gf almost killed us
Hahaha thats awesome. No one can accuse the adult industry of a lacking an imagination.

My left arm is tingling. :mad:
is that the 'strong' arm?

I see, lucky you. Nothing like that over here. I have been thinking about getting that headphone adapter though, I'm hardly an audiophile. It still sounds better than laptop speakers.
yup ... and a soundcard with optical outs is like 25 bucks USD

(I got an aduagy 2 so more expensive) but cant get my best out of my bose or my built system

You gave a "dildo" to a minor? Is there no end to this infamy? I need a drink.



Lol....I think you need more then one...... :eek:

and how old are you sir?

(and by helthy I agree I do have a healthy sence of humor ... it is broad I can laugh at everything from computer geek humor to sex humor it just depends on who I am with)

I was born Jan 1. 1883.

I suppose you laugh at beastiality also.

is that the 'strong' arm?
Me thinks so

I was born Jan 1. 1883.

I suppose you laugh at beastiality also.
1883? and you can still type? that would put you at what 122 years old

BTW I dont laugh at the act I laugh at the effect it has on friends (gag gifts)

My left arm is tingling. :mad:
You're a gimmick thats becoming rapidly unamusing.

I was born Jan 1. 1883.

I suppose you laugh at beastiality also.
depending on the situation. . .I think I would. Of course, I laugh at a lot of things.

Giving a dildo to a friend is one of those things. I guess some people see the humor in it and others don't.

1883? and you can still type? that would put you at what 122 years old
Ahem (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_J._Donovan)

is that the 'strong' arm?

Can you not keep your mind off goddamn smut for more than a minute? Please man, for the sake of your own self respect, take a vigorous run followed by an ice bath.

I also recomend that you wear boxing gloves in bed.

Here in Victoria (BC) we are fortunate enough to have a couple of erotica stores targeted at women. This means the icky,forboding warehouse atmosphere has been eliminated. Instead, the stores are bright, warm and welcoming. The 'toys' are tastefully hidden out of sight of the front door - most of what you can see when you enter are racks of sexy lingerie, books and fairly tasteful magazines, massage oils and that sort of thing. Staff are friendly and all female, who are happy to explain what all the toys are, how to use them, and which are most popular. Right in the back there is some S&M, B&D stuff, but it's not arranged to be intimidating at all. The shy have a chance to acclimatize to the store before being exposed to the overtly sexual stuff.

A far cry from the dark and dreary porn shops run by the slimy guy who gave you the eye when you crept in the door.

Hey, Gen, what's wrong with egyptians? are you saying they're promiscuous? I have some good friends from egypt, and I find that offensive. and I actually find the dildo thing pretty damn funny.

Oh, and I musst've missed the sense of humor. let's test it out:
Guy walks into a bar. he says "Ouch."
if you found yourself even slightly amused, you have no sense of humor. or if you decided that bars were dirty, filthy places. under those circumstances, too, would you be deemed utterly lacking in the humorous aspect of your senses.

I"m going to walk away now, before I become engrossed in the disgussion.

Can you not keep your mind off goddamn smut for more than a minute? Please man, for the sake of your own self respect, take a vigorous run followed by an ice bath.

I also recomend that you wear boxing gloves in bed.
Why do they feel more like a woman?
(just asking ... you seem quite the expert)

Haha, I think people complaining about our dying society are a sign that...

No, I can't think of anything witty.

But when my friend turned 18, I went with him and another friend and he went into our local porn store and bought a pen in the shape of a penis and wrote on me with it. It was hilarious.

Not understanding the appeal of porn is one thing, but saying so many bad things about it probably means you're hiding something from yourself.

That'll be fun to open in front of their parents.

I'm still not sure what to get for her soon-to-be husband. Are his and hers dildos too tacky?

Ahem (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_J._Donovan)
Figured it was that or a typo was not sure which

My left arm is tingling. :mad:

Then you're doing it wrong. ;)

I was born Jan 1. 1883.

I suppose you laugh at beastiality also.

As long as I'm not involved... yes. :p

Then you're doing it wrong. ;)
maybe it "tilngles so good"

Doesn't anyway go camping or attend swim meets anymore? What happened? It's all smut smut smut.

maybe it "tilngles so good"
I don't think it's the arm that's supposed to tingle, though. :confused:

A gag gift "dildo"? I fail to see the gag.

maybe you need a bigger dildo for the gag, then?

Doesn't anyway go camping or attend swim meets anymore? What happened? It's all smut smut smut.
ohhh you like them swim meets (all them young boys and girls in their body hugging outfits) mmmmm spedo's

Doesn't anyway go camping or attend swim meets anymore? What happened? It's all smut smut smut.

You've never seen what happens when I go camping, then. :p

Doesn't anyway go camping or attend swim meets anymore? What happened? It's all smut smut smut.

Nothing happened except for smut smut smut becoming more public. It's always been there.

I don't think it's the arm that's supposed to tingle, though. :confused:
hmmm maybe just an advanced technuque?

I havent gotten that far yet ... but sence he is 122 he has had a bit more time then us

maybe you need a bigger dildo for the gag, then?

You could gag someone *with* a dildo...

You could gag someone *with* a dildo...

that's what I was getting at, yes.

You've never seen what happens when I go camping, then. :p
Specialy if we go togeater :fluffle:

And god you dont want to see what happens at the swim meets! or should I say "meats"

that's what I was getting at, yes.

But they wouldn't have to be unusually large then... normal size would work...

You could gag someone *with* a dildo...

:( *bleah* Brings back horrible memories. :(

:( *bleah* Brings back horrible memories. :(

You know you like it...

You can't deny it...

But they wouldn't have to be unusually large then... normal size would work...

It was the fact that he said he failed to [see the] gag that made me suggest a bigger one.

It was the fact that he said he failed to [see the] gag that made me suggest a bigger one.
maybe no "gag" reflex ;) he is a boys wet dream come true

lol gotta love this topic.

You know you like it...

You can't deny it...

Just because I keep going to the sorts of parties where passing out is a bad idea and drink heavily is no reason to...

:eek:

It was the fact that he said he failed to [see the] gag that made me suggest a bigger one.

Ah.

I dunno, I've always been a naked wearing nothing but a duct tape gag and whipped cream kind of girl myself.

You gave a "dildo" to a minor? Is there no end to this infamy? I need a drink.


I personally find that fact that you were drinking more offensive than the gift. But I guess that is just me, and also wether or not the drink referenced to was alcoholic, if not then the more power to you.

Ah.

I dunno, I've always been a naked wearing nothing but a duct tape gag and whipped cream kind of girl myself.

YAY! :D

:( *bleah* Brings back horrible memories. :(

:D It'd probably be more shocking if you didn't.

Ah.

I dunno, I've always been a naked wearing nothing but a duct tape gag and whipped cream kind of girl myself.


mmmm whipped cream.....

My left arm is tingling. :mad:
From the Vibro-action™ ?

You gave a "dildo" to a minor? Is there no end to this infamy? I need a drink.

Talk about strange statements. I mean, what exactly about this scenario is meant to inspire thirst? :p

Funny topic, though.

and it was really depressing. Looked like a warehouse that was filled with steel racks and shelves with, of course, all porn.

I left just feeling dirty. *shudders*


i am the only one thats wondering just what the hell you expected when entering a porn shop? the very first time i went into one it was pretty much like i expected: full of nothing but PORN! may i suggest perhaps next time you want to feel all warm and fuzzy trying the pet store or something? :headbang:

i am the only one thats wondering just what the hell you expected when entering a porn shop? the very first time i went into one it was pretty much like i expected: full of nothing but PORN! may i suggest perhaps next time you want to feel all warm and fuzzy trying the pet store or something? :headbang:

That's pretty disturbing. :eek:

That's pretty disturbing. :eek:
thats not quite what i meant but yer funny! :)

"Porn Stores" should be banned. They are filthy symptoms of our degenerating society. I am glad you walked out and were ashamed of your action. Well done.

Im sorry.. this has to be the... wel.. stupidest comment i ever heard... do i go into porn stores.. not often.. i got a girlfriend yes.. i have gone into one to get her a toy.. yea yea im kinky i dont care but to say it is degenerating society.. well.. lets take a look here.. what else is degenrating this society.. hmm.. Peacher who rape children.. Gang violence... drugs.. alcohol (though im all for the alcohol) and hmm.. let me think.. um.. oh yea.. Outsourcing to India! (sorry loosing my job on that one) anyhow.. to say that you are "Proud" that someone saw what they did was wrong is just stupid. why be "proud" about it? what is truely wrong with goign into a poro shop and getitng yourself a playboy? hell i ll do it.. i actually read it... and as for hustler.. hell they got funny ass comics... and good stroies too.. and.. well.. i cant deny it.. i love the woman... it is the factor that man and women all see the body and want something mre than what they have. you feel dirty oh well thats your thing dont go back.. dont sit here and make it seem like everyone else is dirty cause they want to go masturbate or much less be Kinky with their loved one. if anyone else disagrees with what im saying id love to hear your word on this

and it was really depressing. Looked like a warehouse that was filled with steel racks and shelves with, of course, all porn.

I left just feeling dirty. *shudders*
Dude, what else did you expect?

You've never seen what happens when I go camping, then. :p

"this one time at band camp...."

I also have a question.. Gen you never told us how old you are.. i mena.. if you were born in 1883 that would make you now.. to be...121 years old... if im not mistaken.. that would mean you would be close to the oldest human to live.. and also.. the smartest old perosn i know to actually know what the internet is as i do Techsupport for HSI

Lot's of exercise, bayonet practice and cold showers. That's the key. Idle hands are the devils plaything. Also dissapation of the manly essence causes enervation and reduces the martial urge. Look at the sixties for god's sake.

SHOCK! You mean that people who get some are less likely to run off an fight unnecessary wars?!?

QUICK GET BUSH LAID!

"this one time at band camp...."
That was YOU!!!! :eek:

*walks slowly backwards away from Emmental, arms outstretched, jaw at the floor, all the way to his bed at home... where a nice warm pair of boxing gloves awaits him...*

That was YOU!!!! :eek:

*walks slowly backwards away from Emmental, arms outstretched, jaw at the floor, all the way to his bed at home... where a nice warm pair of boxing gloves awaits him...*

us canadians are soooo funny! *runs after Lascivious*

I just thought of somethign.. Anyone here seen that episode of Family guy where Peter's Irish Catholic Father retires.. yea.. well.. anyhow.. if you havent there is one scene where his father tells Cris that God knows what he is doing in the bathroom (mind you Cris is taking a dump and not masturbating like Peter's father thinks) anyhow.. one line said and i love this personally

"God's watching me go number 2... either granpa's a liar or Gods a pervert"

Lol sorry.. can help it.. but.. that goes to Gen... if you think masturbation and porn are so wrong.. tell your god to quit watching me lol

I just thought of somethign.. Anyone here seen that episode of Family guy where Peter's Irish Catholic Father retires.. yea.. well.. anyhow.. if you havent there is one scene where his father tells Cris that God knows what he is doing in the bathroom (mind you Cris is taking a dump and not masturbating like Peter's father thinks) anyhow.. one line said and i love this personally

"God's watching me go number 2... either granpa's a liar or Gods a pervert"

Lol sorry.. can help it.. but.. that goes to Gen... if you think masturbation and porn are so wrong.. tell your god to quit watching me lol
hmm and I thought it went
"Chris: God's watching me do number two? Oh man, I'm a sinner. God's a pervert."

:) but I like ur version too

hmm and I thought it went
"Chris: God's watching me do number two? Oh man, I'm a sinner. God's a pervert."

:) but I like ur version too

hhey i saw it two days ago.. that masturbation man.. i mean.. it kills brain cells.. or memory.. i dont remeber which LOL well.. that or porn does it.. cant.. quite.. remember.. ooh boobies....... *drool*

hhey i saw it two days ago.. that masturbation man.. i mean.. it kills brain cells.. or memory.. i dont remeber which LOL well.. that or porn does it.. cant.. quite.. remember.. ooh boobies....... *drool*
Hmmm how can I even be speeking now? I must be imune otherwise I would hardly be able to .... (dont know where I was going)

And reminded me of a monty python sketch

'Hi, you have reached the Alzheimers research err . . . lavatory no . . . err lobotomy . . . err the place thingy where we study err, if you wish to leave a, ooh gosh what was it . . .erm a menage a trois . . . no if you wish to leave a . . . oh . . . please speak after the err. . . bath . . . err . . . the BEEP!"
(here is the audio http://montypython.joolsc.net/downloads/phone/Alzheim.zip)

You gave a "dildo" to a minor? Is there no end to this infamy? I need a drink.

your drinking and thinking about a minor with a dildo and we are the depraved ones? :confused: ;)

Hmmm how can I even be speeking now? I must be imune otherwise I would hardly be able to .... (dont know where I was going)

And reminded me of a monty python sketch

'Hi, you have reached the Alzheimers research err . . . lavatory no . . . err lobotomy . . . err the place thingy where we study err, if you wish to leave a, ooh gosh what was it . . .erm a menage a trois . . . no if you wish to leave a . . . oh . . . please speak after the err. . . bath . . . err . . . the BEEP!"
(here is the audio http://montypython.joolsc.net/downloads/phone/Alzheim.zip)


LMAO ok.. that is freaking funny dude.. lol.. .im sorr but.. yea.. and the monty python thing.. yea.. thats funny too lol

'cause the girl is turning 17 and needs a good joke gift from her bestest male friends. Plus she's been threatening to kill us if we got her a dildo, so we did.
nooo. you fail to see the truth. "dont get me a dildo " translates to "get me a dildo. i need one, and i want to think of you guys when i use it"

geez, man.

and it was really depressing. Looked like a warehouse that was filled with steel racks and shelves with, of course, all porn.

I left just feeling dirty. *shudders*
plus, you were dirty. you touched items in that store that have been handled by more semen stained hands than you can imagine. justt hink of how many c***s you inadvertantley touched, and you will never go back. or then again, you may visit all the time. ;)

Worst present ever. You should have gotten her a vibrator.

plus, you were dirty. you touched items in that store that have been handled by more semen stained hands than you can imagine. justt hink of how many c***s you inadvertantley touched, and you will never go back. or then again, you may visit all the time. ;)

Shudders* ok.. thats a sick thought.. though.. funny.... and im not a homophob.. but.. touching that many semen coverd hands.. Eeeeeww...

I heard that mmassttutbbattiion sccaasuuues shhakkky hannds.

Also causes hairy ppalms..... Palm check everyone!!!!!

Also causes hairy ppalms..... Palm check everyone!!!!!

sorry i was combing my palms what did i miss

sorry i was combing my palms what did i miss
dunno, couldnt see a damn thing - it would appear I've gone blind. :(

I once made one of my friends eat an entire copy of "Hogtied Bitches" which we purchased at a porn store. I swear, a porn shop is the only place it isn't weird to whip someone and make them eat pictures of genitals squeezed into awkward positions.

I once made one of my friends eat an entire copy of "Hogtied Bitches" which we purchased at a porn store. I swear, a porn shop is the only place it isn't weird to whip someone and make them eat pictures of genitals squeezed into awkward positions.

thats.. actually.. a....scary.. thought.... i mena.. if you wnt to eat genitals thats your own thing but um.. *covered his own penis* keep away from mine please....

I once made one of my friends eat an entire copy of "Hogtied Bitches" which we purchased at a porn store. I swear, a porn shop is the only place it isn't weird to whip someone and make them eat pictures of genitals squeezed into awkward positions.

I think eating photographs is pretty much weird anywhere. :p

I just thought about somethign else... WHat exactly was this guy expecting to find in a porno shop? Pictures of the Baby jesus hanging up everywhere with a priens in the corner preaching about God?

I just thought about somethign else... WHat exactly was this guy expecting to find in a porno shop? Pictures of the Baby jesus hanging up everywhere with a priens in the corner preaching about God?
i wouldnt be surprised to find a preist

... or a dirty nun (oh man i made a mess) :D

i am the only one thats wondering just what the hell you expected when entering a porn shop? the very first time i went into one it was pretty much like i expected: full of nothing but PORN! may i suggest perhaps next time you want to feel all warm and fuzzy trying the pet store or something? :headbang:

are you suggesting we resort to beasta...nevermind!

I just thought about somethign else... WHat exactly was this guy expecting to find in a porno shop? Pictures of the Baby jesus hanging up everywhere with a priens in the corner preaching about God?


lol there are laws aganist child porn.

I have a healthy sense of humor. The key word being HEALTHY. No wonder the youth of today is so listless and enervated considering the "egyptian" practices you all seem to indulge in.
Nothing like a good orgy to pass time.

Time to bring back the draft I say.
An SM session can be just as exhausting.

My left arm is tingling. :mad:
I usualy use my right one.

Then you're doing it wrong. ;)
I once heard that if you sit on your hand for a while and then....you know..wax the pole it feels like it's someone else doing the waxing. I heard inmates do it alot.

I once heard that if you sit on your hand for a while and then....you know..wax the pole it feels like it's someone else doing the waxing. I heard inmates do it alot.



I've heard it also... And it works... *Speaking with experience*

I've heard it also... And it works... *Speaking with experience*
Realy? It never worked for me. Perhaps I should sit on it longer untill it becomes completely numb.

Realy? It never worked for me. Perhaps I should sit on it longer untill it becomes completely numb.

Put a bag of ice on your hand to numb it

Put a bag of ice on your hand to numb it
The pole doesn't like cold fingers.

The pole doesn't like cold fingers.

Dont your fingers always get cold when visiting the pole....wait, I think i lost the metaphor a few posts ago...

Porn's cool and I hate evangelical wierdos who say it's wrong. In a society with so many obese people, us slim-medium build people have to get off somehow!
*pant* *pant* sorry.

And yeah, that sitting on your hand thing never worked for me, :(
You think it could be like something to do with the individual? Like your veins and nerves and stuff have to be in just the right place? I dunno. Just trying to start people talking. TALK! GAH!

Dont your fingers always get cold when visiting the pole.......
Thats a different pole. This one makes them warm and sticky.

Lol

*cough*

Sees a lock descending from a great hieght...

now now people. keep it relatively clean.

As for porn stores...

Yeah they can be quite depressing seedy places, HOWEVER, the porn industry is recognising that it can get a lot mroe cutom if it makes its shops more open airy and clean (looking). less threatening really.

No it's not "all good." It's disgusting and degrading. :mad: :mad: :mad:


Hey.....who are you?? The Porn Police?? Can I see some ID officer?

Not all of it is disgusting. Maybe you've only seen really crappy porn. Or wait....how do you know its disgusting? Have YOU watched porn?? :eek:

You're a gimmick thats becoming rapidly unamusing.
This guy is exactly like someone who went by the name of Gen. Curtis something, I forgot the middle initial and last names.

I wonder...
Such odd coincidences happen.

Mm, porn.

Worst present ever. You should have gotten her a vibrator.

sorry, let me clarify. It was a vibrating neon pink dildo with adjustable speeds. For only $11.57 USD

I once heard that if you sit on your hand for a while and then....you know..wax the pole it feels like it's someone else doing the waxing. I heard inmates do it alot.


what about the corollary....if you lay on your pole for a while until it is numb and then wax it, it feels like you are waxing someone's else's pole....anyone ever try it?

nothin wrong with porn, i worked in a porno store for a fair bit while in school...

sorry, let me clarify. It was a vibrating neon pink dildo with adjustable speeds. For only $11.57 USD


JESUS thats cheap!!

erm.....not like i know first....hand ...or ....anything

JESUS thats cheap!!

erm.....not like i know first....hand ...or ....anything

I got one for $8 at Spencer's.
Nothing fancy, but it got the job done.
A little too well, I guess, since it died the other day... :(

I got one for $8 at Spencer's.
Nothing fancy, but it got the job done.
A little too well, I guess, since it died the other day... :(

LOL.....sorry to hear. This state must have some kind of unbelievable adult toy tax. They are like $30-$50 here in Ga.

LOL.....sorry to hear. This state must have some kind of unbelievable adult toy tax. They are like $30-$50 here in Ga.
Well, I bought mine in VA, but I just moved to SC, which isn't far from GA at all, so I don't think the laws would be too too different.
I wonder if they'll even let me in a sex store here.

I wonder if they'll even let me in a sex store here.
What do you mean by that?

What do you mean by that?

Well, I'm in SC. I'm 16. I don't know if they would let me in a store like that.
I know my friend got into a massive sex store in PA with no problems.

What's the use of walkin' into a porn shop? Better off goinin' online to find your porn, especially European Porn! Hungarian, in particular.

What's the use of walkin' into a porn shop? Better off goinin' online to find your porn, especially European Porn! Hungarian, in particular.

whats special about Hungarian porn?

whats special about Hungarian porn?
Gulash.

Gulash.


food and porn.....niiice

food and porn.....niiice
Hungry and horny. What a combination.

Hungry and horny. What a combination.

Being hungry and horny always seem to go hand in hand.. you fuck.. your hungry.. at least.. thats how it is with me... Wierd....

Good god man, are you deranged :mad: A gag gift "dildo"? I fail to see the gag.
Yeah, yaknow, gag, like "more than a mouthful's a waste" or "PUNK: The sound of (my) manhood hitting the back of (your) throat."
Eh?
Besides that kinda gag is great on sight but could be employed for a few of the other senses maybe better.

'cause the girl is turning 17 and needs a good joke gift from her bestest male friends. Plus she's been threatening to kill us if we got her a dildo, so we did.
Threatened to kill you? Like, the way the doubleheader purple dildo is as a melee weapon in GTA: San Andreas?

The thread I randomly read last night made me want to get laid...and now this one has done me over for tonight as well. I damn well better be getting laid soon. All this talk about sex and sex by-products has gotten me all tingly and such.

Why do they feel more like a woman?
(just asking ... you seem quite the expert)
Methinks it's more of a ... tough love.

Haha, I think people complaining about our dying society are a sign that...

No, I can't think of anything witty.

But when my friend turned 18, I went with him and another friend and he went into our local porn store and bought a pen in the shape of a penis and wrote on me with it. It was hilarious.

Not understanding the appeal of porn is one thing, but saying so many bad things about it probably means you're hiding something from yourself.
Probably hiding the guacamole from his/herself. Just not catching up to the refreshing aspect of brutal (sometimes pungent) honesty here on NS.

Then you're doing it wrong. ;)
Actually that might just be an issue of improper circulation due to positioning. Give him a break, he's old ....

Doesn't anyway go camping or attend swim meets anymore? What happened? It's all smut smut smut.
Say, Joey, ever been to a Turkish prison?
Say, Joey, do you like movies about ... gladiators?

"Porn Stores" should be banned. They are filthy symptoms of our degenerating society. I am glad you walked out and were ashamed of your action. Well done.
Ooh, an authoritarian.

Give me your Political Compass (http://www.digitalronin.f2s.com/politicalcompass/) results now! I'm doing an NS survey.

Ah.

I dunno, I've always been a naked wearing nothing but a duct tape gag and whipped cream kind of girl myself.
(In best Sean Connery voice, maybe not appearing quite as scaly as Draco)
...... Hello .....
;)

i am the only one thats wondering just what the hell you expected when entering a porn shop? the very first time i went into one it was pretty much like i expected: full of nothing but PORN! may i suggest perhaps next time you want to feel all warm and fuzzy trying the pet store or something? :headbang:
Didn't the General already cover the bestiality thing?

Hey.....who are you?? The Porn Police?? Can I see some ID officer?

Not all of it is disgusting. Maybe you've only seen really crappy porn. Or wait....how do you know its disgusting? Have YOU watched porn?? :eek:
He couldn't watch with the blindfold on. He just took direction ... well. He needed the $.

I once made one of my friends eat an entire copy of "Hogtied Bitches" which we purchased at a porn store. I swear, a porn shop is the only place it isn't weird to whip someone and make them eat pictures of genitals squeezed into awkward positions.
Yeah, it's like no one around here has family reunions!

How do you get a job doing porn anyway? Do they make any porn in minnesota? I bet I could make some awesome porn.

Now that could be interesting...

"Porn Stores" should be banned. They are filthy symptoms of our degenerating society. I am glad you walked out and were ashamed of your action. Well done.

I believe the diversity of a culture's pornography ultimately displays how free that society is.

Hurray for porn. Now let's go drool over pictures of Gauge.

I'm serious. I could become like super-famous. And rich. And I would get to have sex for a living!

I believe the diversity of a culture's pornography ultimately displays how free that society is.

Hurray for porn. Now let's go drool over pictures of Gauge.
Japan has the greatest diversity of porn - bestiality porn, mutilation porn, scat porn, deformity porn, etc.

I'm serious. I could become like super-famous. And rich. And I would get to have sex for a living!

do it. i've always wanted to be able to say i have a friend whos a porn star.

Japan has the greatest diversity of porn - bestiality porn, mutilation porn, scat porn, deformity porn, etc.

Hmm. Greek porn vs. Japanese Porn...

do it. i've always wanted to be able to say i have a friend whos a porn star.

I need a video camera. Lol.

Hmm. Greek porn vs. Japanese Porn...
i can confidently say that japanese porn is the most depraved. one godawful story line involves a girl who gets a fatal case of constipation and out of desperation cuts open her own abdomen and spills out her entrails.

You've just scared the HEEEELL out of me, miss.

i can confidently say that japanese porn is the most depraved. one godawful story line involves a girl who gets a fatal case of constipation and out of desperation cuts open her own abdomen and spills out her entrails.


erm......that qualifies as porn? no oral? wha.....the...f....

erm......that qualifies as porn? no oral? wha.....the...f....

What, you can't see what's sexy about self-disembowelling? What a prude! :rolleyes:


;)

erm......that qualifies as porn? no oral? wha.....the...f....
she was naked the whole time of course

What, you can't see what's sexy about self-disembowelling? What a prude! :rolleyes:


;)

ha! i'd rather see naked clowns or something.....oh wait......nevermind.

ha! i'd rather see naked clowns or something.....oh wait......nevermind.

That, I can arrange. ;)

i can confidently say that japanese porn is the most depraved. one godawful story line involves a girl who gets a fatal case of constipation and out of desperation cuts open her own abdomen and spills out her entrails.

Oh gods above, I ran across that on the internet. I could do naught but watch in horror as my browser loaded those images....*shudder*

I had nightmares for weeks. I kid you not. I also nearly killed the friend of mine who sent the link to me for a joke.

Oh gods above, I ran across that on the internet. I could do naught but watch in horror as my browser loaded those images....*shudder*

I had nightmares for weeks. I kid you not. I also nearly killed the friend of mine who sent the link to me for a joke.


yeah...id just as soon not mix sexual fantasy with gutting ones self.

How do you get a job doing porn anyway? Do they make any porn in minnesota? I bet I could make some awesome porn.

If any lady wants to have some cool pictures or video taken, come to wellington, new zealand. I have a digital camera and video cameras.

If any lady wants to have some cool pictures or video taken, come to wellington, new zealand. I have a digital camera and video cameras.


hey shes the porn star....you have to come to her.


*becomes miss k's agent*

:eek: Porn is what happens when a guy's wife/girfriend has a headache. My husband claims if he doesn't get sex, his member aches. I told him to buy an electric milking machine and attach it "you know where", but he won't. Now he wants ME to download porn FOR him, so he can be a "do-it-himselfer". Yuck! :mp5:

:eek: Porn is what happens when a guy's wife/girfriend has a headache. My husband claims if he doesn't get sex, his member aches. I told him to buy an electric milking machine and attach it "you know where", but he won't. Now he wants ME to download porn FOR him, so he can be a "do-it-himselfer". Yuck! :mp5:

Funny, my ex-girlfriend was always horny when she had her period. But I only used porn when I was home and she was in her town, or when I needed to get it back up and ready again.

hmm, why don't you get him pics of some butt ugly rug muncher or some old porker? just search askjolene.com for bbw and you will be sure to find some pics which will make sure that he does the porn search.

Well I guess they could have a guy dressed as a clown handing out balloons at the door.
You mean Condom Animals

If any lady wants to have some cool pictures or video taken, come to wellington, new zealand. I have a digital camera and video cameras.
Yes Wellington the city with the most NZ NS'Ers :D

Oh gods above, I ran across that on the internet. I could do naught but watch in horror as my browser loaded those images....*shudder*

I had nightmares for weeks. I kid you not. I also nearly killed the friend of mine who sent the link to me for a joke.
Don't worry there is WAY worse things than that, especially japanese porn. Thats a weird, weird country. Its pretty much the strongest argument I can think of against nuclear weapons.

I have absolutely no reason to post this, I'm just (after a year and a half) reaching 500 posts (which many people have after a week).

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=30135

You'll think it's cool by the end. Ignore the detective work that goes on in the middle, that's intra-board politics.

i can confidently say that japanese porn is the most depraved. one godawful story line involves a girl who gets a fatal case of constipation and out of desperation cuts open her own abdomen and spills out her entrails.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/Ankaris/56e0f6883dea3fad34c25f613b0d7d75.gif

OMFG.