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...a cool little idea battered about on a thread (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=393750&page=8&pp=15) yesterday, thought i'd get it out the way and make this thread - and save Kanabia some effort ;) .

so a big "heeeey duuude" to my smelly neo-hippy friends!

i'm sure Kanabia, Legless Pirates, Neo-Anarchists and Takuma are with me :D

Seems like a giggle.

Oh shit, I forgot! :D

Yeah, Nu-hippies! We have the free love, weed, etc. minus the vegetarianism and all that.

Long hair and odd dress sense preferred, but not required :)

Oh shit, I forgot! :D

Yeah, Nu-hippies! We have the free love, weed, etc. minus the vegetarianism and all that.

Long hair and odd dress sense preferred, but not required :)
vegitarianism must be the worst thing about being a real hippie. free steaks & bbq ribs for all nu-hippies!

vegitarianism must be the worst thing about being a real hippie. free steaks & bbq ribs for all nu-hippies!

Hell yeah. And none of this well-done nonsense either. My meat isn't cooked right unless it's still twitching on the plate a little. :D

Hell yeah. And none of this well-done nonsense either. My meat isn't cooked right unless it's still twitching on the plate a little. :D
*find a cow, cuts its horns off and wipes its arse. Puts it on a plate and gives it to Kanabia*

Since I am an ancient hippy, I feel joining an organization like this will breathe new life into my hippiness, as well as allow me to share my hippy experiences with all you long-haired, pot smokin' kids.

So, if y'all have me, I'm in! Cool beans to all.

*find a cow, cuts its horns off and wipes its arse. Puts it on a plate and gives it to Kanabia*

*eats raw cow for breakfast*

Hey, this is a good way to make me more heavy metal. Look how tough I am.

Since I am an ancient hippy, I feel joining an organization like this will breathe new life into my hippiness, as well as allow me to share my hippy experiences with all you long-haired, pot smokin' kids.

So, if y'all have me, I'm in! Cool beans to all.

Awesome!! You can be our Guru/Elder! :D

Groovy!

You shall be taught how to roll a spliff with a filter already attached, how to roll a spliff while driving, as well as my philosophy as to when is the most appropriate time to get high (anytime during waking hours)

The only part of the movement I wish to retain from the 60's is free love, full frontal nudity and dope for all. None of the protest sh*t interests me anymore...but I dig hippy chicks!

WE NEED MORE HIPPY CHICKS IN THIS CLUB!

Huzah!

*starts playing the sitar*

GYou shall be taught how to roll a spliff with a filter already attached

Already can do that :p

how to roll a spliff while driving,

Ooh!

as well as my philosophy as to when is the most appropriate time to get high (anytime during waking hours)

Hey, I think we're gonna get along just fine here. :p

The only part of the movement I wish to retain from the 60's is free love, full frontal nudity and dope for all. None of the protest sh*t interests me anymore...but I dig hippy chicks!

WE NEED MORE HIPPY CHICKS IN THIS CLUB!

Yeah!! Stuff the whole protest thing. I just want to sit around all day.

Huzah!

*starts playing the sitar*
Nono, we're supposed to get high *before* we start playing instruments.
That's how all the good pyschedelic music gets made.
:D

Yeah!! Stuff the whole protest thing. I just want to sit around all day.
Seconded!

Do we get festivals?

Nono, we're supposed to get high *before* we start plaing instruments.
That's how all the good pyschedelic music gets made.
:D
Yes. What's your point? :eek: :D

Seconded!

Do we get festivals?
Yes, 360 of them

Seconded!

Do we get festivals?

Yeah!! Woodstock '05!

Yeah!! Woodstock '05!
What bands are gonna be there?
I suggest we ask Air

Oh.... And Sigur Ros. We HAVE to get Sigur Ros

Oh.... And Sigur Ros. We HAVE to get Sigur Ros
Eeeee!
Yay!

*bounces happily*

Save a cow, eat a vegetarian!

We have to have the Hives there. Definitely.

SUGGESTED BANDS FOR WOODSTOCK '05

Deep Purple
Grand Funk Railroad
Yes
Pink Floyd
Led Zeppelin
Big Brother and The Holding Company
Beach Boys (to add a touch of surrealism)
Tiny Tim (lots more surrealism!)
Jethro Tull

There are more, but my short-term memory ain't what it used to be...

*wanders off to smoke a fatty*

We have to have the Hives there. Definitely.
Nah.... they play waaaaay too fast. Chill out

SUGGESTED BANDS FOR WOODSTOCK '05

Deep Purple
Grand Funk Railroad
Yes
Pink Floyd
Led Zeppelin
Big Brother and The Holding Company
Beach Boys (to add a touch of surrealism)
Tiny Tim (lots more surrealism!)
Jethro Tull

There are more, but my short-term memory ain't what it used to be...

*wanders off to smoke a fatty*

Ahh, we can't do that, especially when most are missing band members :( It just wouldn't be the same, y'know?

SUGGESTED BANDS FOR WOODSTOCK '05

Deep Purple
Grand Funk Railroad
Yes
Pink Floyd
Led Zeppelin
Big Brother and The Holding Company
Beach Boys (to add a touch of surrealism)
Tiny Tim (lots more surrealism!)
Jethro Tull

There are more, but my short-term memory ain't what it used to be...

*wanders off to smoke a fatty*
Ooh!
We must follow up the Beach Boys with something like Mayhem or Iniquity to confuse everybody!
Better yet:
Merzbow!
:D

Nah.... they play waaaaay too fast. Chill out

But duuude, the original woodstock had Jimi!

And we're nu-hippies, we can go fast too :D

But duuude, the original woodstock had Jimi!

And we're nu-hippies, we can go fast too :D
I'm not going fast. I'll just be in the grass at the back.

PS: everyone who joins is automatically renamed "Dude"

And we're nu-hippies, we can go fast too :D
Ooh, we can smoke weed AND take amphetamines!

*comes back to conversation, a cloud of smoke encircling his head*

What were we talking about?






Oh yah...Woodstock '05.

We need to mix up the old bands, with some new ones to attract more Nu-Hippies. The only ones I can think of that may be appropriate are...

Green Day
Rage Against the Machine
Uhm...
...uh....
...and uh....
...hmmmm.

What were we talking about again?

Ok, our membership list is as follows:

Dude (President)
Dude (Vice-President)
Dude (Treasurer)
Dude (Secretary)
Dude
Duuuuuude
Old Dude

*comes back to conversation, a cloud of smoke encircling his head*

What were we talking about?






Oh yah...Woodstock '05.

We need to mix up the old bands, with some new ones to attract more Nu-Hippies. The only ones I can think of that may be appropriate are...

Green Day
Rage Against the Machine
Uhm...
...uh....
...and uh....
...hmmmm.

What were we talking about again?
Duuuuuuude. Greenday wasn't even born back then

Rage Against the Machine


YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

:D

It's okay Legless. They'll have a Chill-out stage, and a fast-music stage on opposite ends of the venue. It'll be sweet.

YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

:D

It's okay Legless. They'll have a Chill-out stage, and a fast-music stage on opposite ends of the venue. It'll be sweet.
Actually.... I would kill a herd of sheep and eat them to see RATM :( Alas

Duuuuuuude. Greenday wasn't even born back then

Dude...what were we talking about? You gonna eat those Dorito's?

Dude...what were we talking about? You gonna eat those Dorito's?
No dude. There's not meat on 'em.
*hands over dorito's*

Thanks, dude.

*Takes Doritos, placing them in front of him*

Now...what the hell were these for again?

*wanders off seeking more herbal relief*

Thanks, dude.

*Takes Doritos, placing them in front of him*

Now...what the hell were these for again?

*wanders off seeking more herbal relief*
*pokes at Doritos*
I think we should...
should...
Meditate on them!
Yeah, that's it. Dorito meditation.

*plays some meditational music on the sitar....... dude*

*looks around*

...

*eats Doritos*

...

*packs pipe*

...

*takes a hit... knocks over bong and spills bongwater all over myself :mad: *

...

*stinks for days*

Can I become a nu-hippie and still love metal?

Can I become a nu-hippie and still love metal?
Yes.
If it worked for Pure Metal and I, it can work for you.

Can I become a nu-hippie and still love metal?
i love metal but am a nu-hippie so sure.

one rule though: BYOW (bring your own weed - i'm sure we have plenty but god knows we don't wanna run out :D )

i love metal but am a nu-hippie so sure.

one rule though: BYOW (bring your own weed - i'm sure we have plenty but god knows we don't wanna run out :D )
*Places a couple of spare twenty bags on the table*

I'm sure we will have fun for the next half hour or so...but no resin. Anyone who gives me that diesel oil will feel my stoner grip of death!

Wow, hippies, who can eat meat, with good music (yay for sigur ros) while still being able to like metal :D

Wow, hippies, who can eat meat, with good music (yay for sigur ros) while still being able to like metal :D
So...when you look at it from another angle...this is just Stoners Unite! hidden in the word hippie combined with nu. Much like the original hippies, but with less acid

I'm sure we will have fun for the next half hour or so...but no resin. Anyone who gives me that diesel oil will feel my stoner grip of death!
that is the singularily best post on any forum ever. :D

So...when you look at it from another angle...this is just Stoners Unite! hidden in the word hippie combined with nu. Much like the original hippies, but with less acid
where's the acid? sorry i wasn't listening....

where's the acid? sorry i wasn't listening....
I took it.
ALL of it.
At once.

*evil grin*
*charges off in a random direction*

I took it.
ALL of it.
At once.

*evil grin*
*charges off in a random direction*
lmao! :D

bump

bump
Whoa, man! It's like, my entire world just jumped a foot in the air, said 'Got Milk?' then gently floated into the sea! I'm all wet in a way that I've only experienced before. That's right, I'm sittin' on a wet whale.

*tokes*

*giggles maniacally*

Whoa, man! It's like, my entire world just jumped a foot in the air, said 'Got Milk?' then gently floated into the sea! I'm all wet in a way that I've only experienced before. That's right, I'm sittin' on a wet whale.

*tokes*

*giggles maniacally*
*tokes*

dude, you're, like, funny, man
*giggles some*

*tokes*

dude, you're, like, funny, man
*giggles some*
*rolls über-spliff*

Oh, fuck yeah

*lights with welding torch*

*fills room with smoke*

eeeeeeeeeeeeEEE!

*charges through the nu-hippie commune in a random direction*

Snakes! The snakes!
Selection entry sure, though territory! Personal movie dollars, and everything following!!

*runs into a wall*

j0

Sorry I'm late, had exams today.

Duuude... What'd I miss, man?

j0

Sorry I'm late, had exams today.

Duuude... What'd I miss, man?
Neo-Anarchists is kinda out of it man
*giggles*
and i think i cant open my eyes anymore

*passes Tribes' uber-spliff*

Neo-Anarchists is kinda out of it man
*giggles*
and i think i cant open my eyes anymore

*passes Tribes' uber-spliff*

*takes a toke*

Duuuuuuuuude. We're all out of it now! *giggles*

Dudes.... new dudes.
Hello dudes

Dudes.... new dudes.
Hello dudes

Hey mannnnn...

Dudes.... new dudes.
Hello dudes
hey, you better have some weed man or i'll... well.... well i dont feel like gettin up to do anything, but um.... thing..... :confused:

Sup dudes?

hey, you better have some weed man or i'll... well.... well i dont feel like gettin up to do anything, but um.... thing..... :confused:
*feels pockets*
You're lucky I'm Dutch.

*throws in a baggy and sits on a huge pillow*

I'm not really a hippie, but I suppose I qualify as a nu-hippie broadly speaking.

*feels pockets*
You're lucky I'm Dutch.

*throws in a baggy and sits on a huge pillow*
yay!

Whats up dudes? *fires up a bowl, while waiting to be passed the uber-spliff*

Oh shit, I forgot! :D

Yeah, Nu-hippies! We have the free love, weed, etc. minus the vegetarianism and all that.

Long hair and odd dress sense preferred, but not required :)
i'm a vegetarian...

i cut my hair though a couple years ago and donated it to one of those places that make wigs for cancer patients. *misses long hair a little* meh, i'm sure someone's getting better use out of it than i was.

*brings out munchies, special brownies and lemonade*

*gets up from fetal position on floor*
Suppose lucky message an icon tribe spliff?
*makes vaguely dymanic hand motions*

Groovy!

You shall be taught how to roll a spliff with a filter already attached, how to roll a spliff while driving, as well as my philosophy as to when is the most appropriate time to get high (anytime during waking hours)

The only part of the movement I wish to retain from the 60's is free love, full frontal nudity and dope for all. None of the protest sh*t interests me anymore...but I dig hippy chicks!

WE NEED MORE HIPPY CHICKS IN THIS CLUB!

Do goth/hippy hybrid chicks count?

Do goth/hippy hybrid chicks count?
Chicks are chicks

I'm a chick, and I've been known to flounce around in long skirts and small tops with lots of velvet and lace...
I don't really have an image, but I'll have some of those special brownies. ;) Does that get me in? I can strum my guitar in the background or summat.

....I can strum my guitar in the background or summat.
Now you're definately in

I'm not one to be pigeonholed, but i s'pose I might qualify. While am a HUGE fan of Pink Floyd, and do get in with the psychedelic thing, I've got quite a punk egde. So can this be nu-hippie-punks? like as in, say, the Doors and the Velvet Underground mix?

Do goth/hippy hybrid chicks count?
goth/hippy hybrid chicks are the best ;)

but what about punk/hippy hybrid chicks?!?!?

Groovy!

You shall be taught how to roll a spliff with a filter already attached, how to roll a spliff while driving, as well as my philosophy as to when is the most appropriate time to get high (anytime during waking hours)

The only part of the movement I wish to retain from the 60's is free love, full frontal nudity and dope for all. None of the protest sh*t interests me anymore...but I dig hippy chicks!

WE NEED MORE HIPPY CHICKS IN THIS CLUB!

I'm a chick and I can roll a joint like a pro...do I count?

but what about punk/hippy hybrid chicks?!?!?
still good. this is nu-hippie-ism so its all good!

*rolls another fatty*

perhaps i shoudl have asked first...

do chicks who don't really give a flying fuck about lablels but have been called a hippie on numerous occasions count?

May i be the "artiste"? I shall paint lovely portraits of all frolicking in the flowered meadow...

goth/hippy hybrid chicks are the best ;)

Cool.

*turns on Type O and starts brewin the 'shroom tea*

yay for type o negative :D

Hippies scare me *pulls out shotgun, makes sure it's loaded* please stay away. I will not be responsible for my actions if you even look at me the wrong way.

Hippies scare me *pulls out shotgun, makes sure it's loaded* please stay away. I will not be responsible for my actions if you even look at me the wrong way.

*Offers Manstrom a joint*

Chill!! :p

*Offers Manstrom a joint*

Chill!! :p
man we hot-boxed this forum already - the dude'll get high just by being here, don't worry :p

Nu Hippies Rule.

Wow, like I go on a 'puter break, and theres like, all these new dudes hangin' round...cool. Dude!

Uhm...so why are we here again? Dude, where's my reason?

Nu Hippies Rule.

Puff, Puff, Pass

Excuse me ,While I take a smoke break :p

*takes last toke*
*slowly puts blunt down*

....think...im.....gonna..... *snores*

night all

Picks up blunt and takes a massive drag.

Coughs like a bitch and grabs hipflask. Takes massive pull of vodka and peyote.

Starts staring through long fringe in a highly disquieting manner, as unto a rabid rat on 'roids.

Yeah... I think I could fit in with this group.

Do goth/hippy hybrid chicks count?

YES. :D

perhaps i shoudl have asked first...

do chicks who don't really give a flying fuck about lablels but have been called a hippie on numerous occasions count?

Sure!

We don't care about the vegetarian thing either. We don't enforce it either way :)

but what about punk/hippy hybrid chicks?!?!?

Why not?

Hey, we have hippy chicks! Woohoo!! *drinks beer and smokes a spliff*

May i be the "artiste"? I shall paint lovely portraits of all frolicking in the flowered meadow...

Sure. Call it "Dance of the Opium Poppies" maybe?


Hippies scare me *pulls out shotgun, makes sure it's loaded* please stay away. I will not be responsible for my actions if you even look at me the wrong way.

:fluffle: Don't hate, looooooooooove...


Nu Hippies Rule.

Heheheheh. Yeah. :)

You know what I hate about most hippies?

Hippies dont tend to bathe much.
It's true.

Theyre fairly dirty people. They tend to hide the funk with Patchouli oil.

Lesson to Hippies?

Patchouli and butt-funk, make you smell like patchouli and butt-funk.

NOT JUST PATCHOULI.

this deserves its own thread.

You know what I hate about most hippies?

Hippies dont tend to bathe much.
It's true.

Dude, remember, we're nu-hippies! We bathe. Well. At least, I do. Usually.

Dude, remember, we're nu-hippies! We bathe. Well. At least, I do. Usually.
Can you help me with that some day? I've tried it, but it doesn't make any sense

Can you help me with that some day? I've tried it, but it doesn't make any sense

I think we're meant to eat minty stuff and smear butt-funk on ourselves.

I think we're meant to eat minty stuff and smear butt-funk on ourselves.
Nevermind....I'll jut go blunting in the shower again

Nevermind....I'll jut go blunting in the shower again

Cool.

Oh, but...uh, watch out for the butt-funk. :eek:

*bends over and funky music starts to play*

Wow, where did you learn how to do that?

Lets see-

Baked? Check

Long, mangy hair? Check

Goofy ass beard and stache, barely kempt? Check

Ever Present Silly Hat? Check

Working on a Mac in the middle of the Redwoods while watching Adult Swim? Check, check and check.

'67 VW Bus? Check.
with mechanical problems, being used as a closet despite not being able to lock it? Bonus check.

Do I qualify?

EDIT:Bonus-about to step outside in the woods and listen to free jazz group sex mob...gotta be worth something.

Can you play the sitar?

Do I qualify?

Welcome aboard!

...have you got weed? Or booze?

Can you play the sitar?
Oddly enough, a little. But I can really play the sax.

And, oh yes. I'm holding.

Duuuuude

*bows before Cannot*
You're my god

Oddly enough, a little.

Woohoo!!!! :D

hey, good crowd. ooh! shiny!
what was the question?

hey, good crowd. ooh! shiny!
what was the question?

The question was, have you ever burnt your pubes while dancing naked around a fire?

The question was, have you ever burnt your pubes while dancing naked around a fire?
Nice :fluffle: .....


... Have you?

Nice :fluffle: .....


... Have you?

Not yet, but there's a campfire here, so...

Get out that sitar and play...i'm gonna singe some pubes.

* Whips out his "sitar" *

* Whips out his "sitar" *
http://images.villagevoice.com/issues/0342/hull.jpg
Start jammin'
Not me. Obviously.

*takes off clothes and dances around campfire*

doodoo caca doodoo caca doodoo caca!

Dude, remember, we're nu-hippies! We bathe. Well. At least, I do. Usually.

Have invented the splash proof bong.

Have hot boxed a shower.

Am more than slightly proud of myself.

*yawns*

'Morning, dudes.

*stretches, scratches, smells his butt-funk*

Owww...looks like I need a shot of patchoulli...

*gazes to the sky*

Is it to early to light up? Morning doob...the best doob of the day.

*yawns*

'Morning, dudes.

*stretches, scratches, smells his butt-funk*

Owww...looks like I need a shot of patchoulli...

*gazes to the sky*

Is it to early to light up? Morning doob...the best doob of the day.
Wake n' bake. 4:20 just came and went in the Golden State, time for me to sleep it off.

Have invented the splash proof bong.

Have hot boxed a shower.

Am more than slightly proud of myself.

Wow. Well, it sure beats the toilet, or closet.

Wow. Well, it sure beats the toilet, or closet.
.... living room, kitchen

.... living room, kitchen

Not if you wanna have a compression session. ;)

Duuuuuude..... a flying cat (http://www.thecatgallery.com/images/flying-gray-tabby-cat.gif)

And that dog is high (http://www.dogsinthenews.com/issues/0210/pictures/rhoadie320.jpg) too

"We are Dogs. You will be assimilated" (http://www.dogsinthenews.com/issues/0210/pictures/rhoadie320.jpg)

Whoa..... I think I'm seeing things

"Hello Kermit"
"Oh hi there, mister Pirate. Do you want to get high?"
http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/images/10_4_2003_05%20Kermit.jpg

"Hello Kermit"
"Oh hi there, mister Pirate. Do you want to get high?"
http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/images/10_4_2003_05%20Kermit.jpg

Dude! that frog's on a greener! :p

Lets see-

Baked? Check

Long, mangy hair? Check

Goofy ass beard and stache, barely kempt? Check

Ever Present Silly Hat? Check

Working on a Mac in the middle of the Redwoods while watching Adult Swim? Check, check and check.

'67 VW Bus? Check.
with mechanical problems, being used as a closet despite not being able to lock it? Bonus check.

Do I qualify?

EDIT:Bonus-about to step outside in the woods and listen to free jazz group sex mob...gotta be worth something.
dude you have a camper van!? sweeeet :D

*yawns*

mmmm in true hippie style, woke up leisurely at 3pm today :p ...time for wake n bake.....shit no weed in the house!! :headbang: i guess we still got some here?

*wakes up in same place where he passed out the night before, roll-up J stuck to lip*

Eh?

*looks around*

What the fuck happened in here last night? Did I miss out on pube-singing sex games again?

*smokes the joint stuck to his mouth*

Anyone wanna hot-box.....my car?

dude you have a camper van!? sweeeet :D

*yawns*

mmmm in true hippie style, woke up leisurely at 3pm today :p ...time for wake n bake.....shit no weed in the house!! :headbang: i guess we still got some here?
I hope you guys aren't mad, but I was bored before, so I got a little creative...

*opens door to largest hydroponics kit in the Developed world*

Skunk. Just smoke it.

I hope you guys aren't mad, but I was bored before, so I got a little creative...

*opens door to largest hydroponics kit in the Developed world*

Skunk. Just smoke it.

dude, you are MAGIC!

*wakes up from comatose state on floor*
...
...
...
Wow.

<.<
>.>

The Earth is back! Yay!

oh shit, what's that crawlin round in that ashtray? it's tryin to steal my thoughts :eek:

Dude, I can't smoke skunk anymore...I keep getting the tail stuck in my mouth, and the smell of burning fur is sorta gross.

Dude, I can't smoke skunk anymore...I keep getting the tail stuck in my mouth, and the smell of burning fur is sorta gross.
Duuuuuuude....

I hope you guys aren't mad, but I was bored before, so I got a little creative...

*opens door to largest hydroponics kit in the Developed world*

Skunk. Just smoke it.
dude! like.... dude! hydroponics :fluffle:

Hydroponics......Sweeeeeet :D

I remember the neo-hippy thing from when I was in highschool...damn that got ugly...I think I probably still have a piece of an old hacky-sack lurking around somewhere....

*tokes from homegrown*

*slats the thing trying to steal The Odd One's thoughts*

Damned mind-penguins

*rolls überspliff*

Toke, anyone. I call it 'Southfarthing's finest'. Think I'll be sued?

I remember the neo-hippy thing from when I was in highschool...damn that got ugly...I think I probably still have a piece of an old hacky-sack lurking around somewhere....
We aren't neo-hippies, we're nu-hippies.
We threw everything out except the drugs and the free love.
:D

We aren't neo-hippies, we're nu-hippies.
We threw everything out except the drugs and the free love.
:D
And put some Metallica in the player.
*takes LSD*
*runs*
Laladhswhrasallala!!!!!!!!!!;lalerfjcyw oingy boingy in your mouth!
*falls*

And put some Metallica in the player.
*takes LSD*
*runs*
Laladhswhrasallala!!!!!!!!!!;lalerfjcyw oingy boingy in your mouth!
*falls*
woahh... Tribes, chill dude... just let the mind-penguins do their job man
after all man, the walls will be back to normal in a few years. shit fuckin woodrow seeds....

*shuts up & tokes on Southfarthing's finest spliff*

We aren't neo-hippies, we're nu-hippies.
We threw everything out except the drugs and the free love.
:D


*hug* yay! you bathe!

argh! the mind-penguins again! :headbang:

Cut your hair, hippies.

Cut your hair, hippies.

Blasphemer! *Throws bongwater at Vittos Ordination*

Blasphemer! *Throws bongwater at Vittos Ordination*
ooh harsh man... the dude's gonna stink like us for days...
*giggles*


edit: omg i must own this tshirt (http://www.allposters.com/gallery.asp?CID=9D67DB5A802345A3B2C71DCD3F40C35F&startat=http%3A//www.allposters.com/GetPoster.asp%3FCID%3D9D67DB5A802345A3B2C71DCD3F40C35F%26PPID%3D1%26APNum%3D966751%26search%3D44044% 26f%3Dc%26FindID%3D44044%26P%3D4%26PP%3D10%26sortby%3DPD%26cname%3DRock+%2526+Roll+T%252DShirts%26Se archID%3D)

Hmmmmm...when is the first music festival? ;) ;) ;)

edit: omg i must own this tshirt (http://www.allposters.com/gallery.asp?CID=9D67DB5A802345A3B2C71DCD3F40C35F&startat=http%3A//www.allposters.com/GetPoster.asp%3FCID%3D9D67DB5A802345A3B2C71DCD3F40C35F%26PPID%3D1%26APNum%3D966751%26search%3D44044% 26f%3Dc%26FindID%3D44044%26P%3D4%26PP%3D10%26sortby%3DPD%26cname%3DRock+%2526+Roll+T%252DShirts%26Se archID%3D)

:D Cooooooooooooooooooooooooool!

Hmmmmm...when is the first music festival? ;) ;) ;)

Just as soon as all the bands get back to me :D

ooh harsh man... the dude's gonna stink like us for days...
*giggles*



I will just cover the stench up with a little of my Essence of Myrth cologne.

I will just cover the stench up with a little of my Essence of Myrth cologne.

Ahahaha! :D

*wakes up in a pile of naked bodies*

I don't smoke that smelly green stuff, but I'm willing to share my shrooms
and X. And dance nude around the fire.

What? Why not?

What? Why not?

Makes me go to sleep almost immediately. I'm not much party fun then. Alchohol and X, I'm a real party girl.

Aye.... that would be no fun at all. I get sleepy too, but not extremely so.

Oh well. We love you all the same
*partys with Bitchkitten-dude*

Can that be "Dudette"?

Can that be "Dudette"?
Dudette it is, dude......ette

Look. It's kermit again (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1611&rtn=main-topten)

Look. It's kermit again (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1611&rtn=main-topten)
man kramit is so high :D

now where did Bitchkitten's shrooms get to?

man kramit is so high :D

now where did Bitchkitten's shrooms get to?

I hid them in my bra. If you're nice I'll let you look for them.

Lucky bastard :eek:

I hid them in my bra. If you're nice I'll let you look for them.
hehehe nice, eh?

well i could offer you the perfect joint... but u dont smoke it damnit :(

bummer, now im out of ideas


*sparks it up anyway*

*Runs around in circles for a bit*

Dude! Dudette!

Anyone got a Zig-Zag?

PHILOSOPHY OF THE DAY:

It is better to have dope and no money than it is to have money and no dope.

Dude! Dudette!

Anyone got a Zig-Zag?

PHILOSOPHY OF THE DAY:

It is better to have dope and no money than it is to have money and no dope.
have this jay, man, dont worry :) cool phiosophy too

heh, i got bored... tis me ;)
http://www.hlj.me.uk/Picture%20005%20a.jpg
(and my favourite bandana :D )

OK I have dreadlocks, a few piercings, and I have seen Phish, The Dead (minus Jerry Garcia) and The Doors (minus Jim Morrison) all in the last year.

Plus I can roll a joint over a foot long.

Am I in?

...a cool little idea battered about on a thread (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=393750&page=8&pp=15) yesterday, thought i'd get it out the way and make this thread - and save Kanabia some effort ;) .

so a big "heeeey duuude" to my smelly neo-hippy friends!

i'm sure Kanabia, Legless Pirates, Neo-Anarchists and Takuma are with me :D

You should check my nation out sometime.

hey! i got my thoughts back :D how long was i out? :confused:
*sits up slightly but collapses under weight of recently recovered thoughts*
the odd one is rolling once more :p.

Plus I can roll a joint over a foot long.

you're in. ;)

people needn't ask to be a nu-hippie - all are welcome

http://www.hlj.me.uk/499000.jpg

Toga.....yeahhhhhhhhhh. *takes final hit and passes out*

*wakes up after night of excess*

Buh?

*sees piles of naked unconscious bodies*

God-damnit! Not again!

*rolls*

*tokes*

*subtly comes in & sits on Tribes' left*

*subtly comes in & sits on Tribes' left*
Morning.

*huggles. What, I stoned!*
EDIT: By the way, you were talking about T-shirts before? Just like to point out that I own a Pink Floyd 'Wish you Were Here' Tie-dye t-shirt, with the diver on the front and the lyrics on the back. I feel this is the coolest, most hippie-esque tee I own

yey a hippy commune :D:D:D:D:D

this is another shirt i wanna get ;)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/TSHIRTS/70001.jpg

edit: and this one
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/TSHIRTS/425000.jpg

yey a hippy commune :D:D:D:D:D
Come, Kroblexskij, and toke on this foot-long

*hands a foot-long reefer over*

*tokes*
*blows perfect smoke ring ;) *

ah yeah i remembered something i read the other day (short term memory aint what it used to be...) that apparently Europeans roll their spliffs differently to Americans. we use tobacco and weed mixed here, while americans leave out the baccy. is this true? seemed odd to me cos i've always smoked 'European' spliffs and thought it was the norm. :confused:

*tokes*
*blows perfect smoke ring ;) *

ah yeah i remembered something i read the other day (short term memory aint what it used to be...) that apparently Europeans roll their spliffs differently to Americans. we use tobacco and weed mixed here, while americans leave out the baccy. is this true? seemed odd to me cos i've always smoked 'European' spliffs and thought it was the norm. :confused:
I've heard that too. Don't know why the Americans do it though.

i mean, it kinda makes less sense. weed + baccy will burn more smoothly and i would imagine less harshly. plus it'd be easier to keep lit.
that said you probably cant inhale it as deep as 'american' joints.
apparently they dont use roaches either...

*shakes head*
Americans....


... speaking of weed.
*pulls out the bong*

*shakes head*
Americans....


... speaking of weed.
*pulls out the bong*
good calll!
now, who's got munch?

good calll!
now, who's got munch?
*searches a passed out dude's pockets*

Aha!

Spark it up.... err... sparky.... dude

Yo yo, dudes and dudettes!

Up here in Canada we usually add baccy, or use our one-hitter...speaking of which...

*tpftttttttttttt...ahhhhhh, ya baby.*

one hitter?

*bubbly bubbly bubbly*

Heh. I'm using the giant crocodile clip on my jump leads as a roach clip. Although I'm still on acid.

*runs through wall*

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAA!*SMACK*

Oww. Quick, I need so medicinal Mary J! Stat!

mmm cookies (hehe i do have cookies :) :) )

*bubbly bubbly bubble*

where'd that...thingy... you know....the... uh... doob, yeah, get to?

Duuuude.... That's a wall. You can't run through those

*bubbly bubble*

Boooooooooong

Heh. I'm using the giant crocodile clip on my jump leads as a roach clip. Although I'm still on acid.

*runs through wall*

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAA!*SMACK*

Oww. Quick, I need so medicinal Mary J! Stat!
dude, here's a perscription! sorry that its written on the back of a rizla.. but it is like official and stuff

dude, here's a perscription! sorry that its written on the back of a rizla.. but it is like official and stuff
Dude!

*uses 'prescription' to make next reefer*

*lights with welding torch*

*tokes*

*giggle* :D *giggle* :D *giggle* :D *giggle* :D *giggle* :D *giggle* :D *giggle*

wibble-de-woop! Woort-nit-nit-woort!

one hitter?

*bubbly bubbly bubbly*

Dude...it's a teeny-weeny pipe, just big enough for a little hit...hence the name "one-hitter"

Heheh...I said "hence"...guess I aint stoned enough!

*tpfttttttttt....ahhhhh....see, now I feel good! Gooder! Booger! DOOBER!

Doober

PWAHAHAHAAHAHA

Doober

PWAHAHAHAHAHA

schlo-be-de-do-wap-bap-a-loogie

*grabs the sitar and starts playing some metal*

*grabs the sitar and starts playing some metal*
*joint hanging out of mouth, grabs another guitar and plays a totally amazing fusion of metal, funk, soul and... jazz. you're all mesmerised, btw*

Whoa....

*rolls foot long joint*

Awesome dude.

Whoa....

*rolls foot long joint*

Awesome dude.
woah keep playing that sitar dude, our musical fusion is awesome!
....
well, roll the jay first and just prop it in my mouth in a bit...then we can play ;)

*puts one end in the dudes mouth and the other in his*

*lights it in the middle and picks up the sitar again*

*picks up saxophone*

*jams*

*creates random thrash metal with sax*

*trips a little*

*plays the frog*

ska-bo-wah!

Dude, this is some goooood sheez...I hear MUZAK!

*tpfttttttttttttt-pft-pft...pft...*

Hey...who's up fer pizza?

Yay! Food! Now!

Yay! Food! Now!
*goes all falsetto on yo ass*

I got the munchies! Mmm! I need some munchies! Mmm! Give me some food now! Mmm! Maybe some pizza! Mmm! With pepperami! Mmm! Or a hawaiian! Mmm!

*disappears into hydroponics centre*

*comes back with latest harvest* Yeah!

*hugs Tribes, which takes a long time because...well, he's a TRIBE.*

Dude, yer like...gawdly, man.

Wait.

I'M like gawdly, too!

DUDE! Whoa...head rush.

*hugs Tribes, which takes a long time because...well, he's a TRIBE.*

Dude, yer like...gawdly, man.

Wait.

I'M like gawdly, too!

DUDE! Whoa...head rush.
Oh my God, we're like a living Deja Vu! I've gotta go sell thi to the Inqu...*snores*

*wakes up*

Fuck yeah

*tokes*

i mean, it kinda makes less sense. weed + baccy will burn more smoothly and i would imagine less harshly. plus it'd be easier to keep lit.
that said you probably cant inhale it as deep as 'american' joints.
apparently they dont use roaches either...

Most people here cut their weed with tobacco because it lasts longer....works better in bongs. Weed and tobacco joints are crap.

But we don't have to worry about that here, what with our endless supply ;)

Silly dude

Most people here cut their weed with tobacco because it lasts longer....works better in bongs. Weed and tobacco joints are crap.

But we don't have to worry about that here, what with our endless supply ;)
i've gotten used to w & t joints (abbreviated cos im lazy) cos its all i ever smoked (bongs n pipes etc are better - tho my vapouriser broke :( ). speakin of smoke, soz i wasnt here last night but a mates' crop came through :) :) ooooh it was a sweeet smoke.... i brought some for y'all

*rolls fatty with nugs picked just yesterday*
*takes tokes*
*passes*

good morning noontime! i have melted this pen that is in my mouth and can't use it no more. time to swap it for something better methinks.

dudes, dudettes, and any body else whose listening. theys some haterin goin on aim at us and us's hippy brethern. lets follow Kanabia's example and go show the love and mellow this guy out.

but first... *rolls a fatty* lets enjoy this buzz. :)

Hear, hear :D

for you, my freind, a toke to smoke.
its rhyme time (he he he) :p

the room's disappearin!! gotta bring it to the front!!
aha! success. the room's back!
*falls back asleep*

Ooh, a toke to smoke, well thank you, blue, but i'd rather chew. Uh. *eats brownie*

well, happy i'll be, there's more for me.

Share you will, oh fellow dude.
We're your friends, so don't be rude

your point is taken,
here you go,
i was mistaken.

Fear not my friend
from Ireland
I'll inhale quick
and pass you back the magic stick

fear not my freind,
breath it deep,
these things are not
for us to keep,

Oooh! I like the look
Of this brand knew rhyming sitch,
Bring my Haiku back! :D

*tokes tokes drags tokes tokes*
*hold it in for whole minute*
*lets go, passes out*

*puts a haiku in a bong*

*bubble bubbly bubble*

Bye bye haiku

*wakes up*

Ta-daa!

*passes out*

*tokes in sleep*

*wakes up*

*sings USSR national anthem*

*passes out*

Bong. Boong. Booong. Boooong. Booooong

Bong. Boong. Booong. Boooong. Booooong
Boooooong. Booooooong. Boooooooong. Booooooooong. Boooooooooong. Booooooooooong. Boooooooooooong. Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong! Water.

Bong is really THE coolest word ever when you're high on weed.

Bong

*bubbly bubbly*

Bong is really THE coolest word ever when you're high on weed.

Bong

*bubbly bubbly*
He did the bump!
It was a bongy bump
He did the bump!
It was a *bubbly* bump
He did the bump!
Only a stoner bump
He did the bump!
Under the influence!

Eep, careful guys, boong is the australian version of "******" :(

Bong is cool, but boong is not.

Random thought.

I know "smoke on the water" by Deep Purple is about the fire at the Montreux but I can't help but giggle and think "bong" everytime I hear it.

vegitarianism must be the worst thing about being a real hippie. free steaks & bbq ribs for all nu-hippies!

Oo! I'm in!

Amidst the still moss
Heady clouds of liquid dreams
And fried ribs. How sweet.

*wakes up after days spent unconcious*

what? what happened? whats going on?

Random thought.

I know "smoke on the water" by Deep Purple is about the fire at the Montreux but I can't help but giggle and think "bong" everytime I hear it.

Hehehehe!

*plays smoke on the water on guitar*

Look at me, i'm so good! LOL :p

OK, stoned HAIKU time! Join in, dudes!

I smoke a fatty,
Heck, you should smoke one as well.
Stoned is for sharing.

Red forests of bees
Spin languidly on the lawn
And I just threw up

roll a joint for fun
especially when it's rammed
spark that bad boy up........

I thought a stoned haiku was something you did when you were already stoned, not just talking *about* getting stoned. Hmm...

Dude, nu-hippies are ALWAYS stoned!

Speaking of which...thank god for Visine, which allows me to cook a doob at 7:00 am and show up for work at 7:30, bright-eyed and busy-tailed!

I thought a stoned haiku was something you did when you were already stoned, not just talking *about* getting stoned. Hmm...
bah shut up and pass the doob :)

Dude, nu-hippies are ALWAYS stoned!

Speaking of which...thank god for Visine, which allows me to cook a doob at 7:00 am and show up for work at 7:30, bright-eyed and busy-tailed!
Whoa, Visine actually works that well for red eyes?
I have a problem with eye irritation, toally unconnected to smoking marijuana, but I've been made to take drug tests before because people thought I was stoned, which is really fucking annoying. Time to go find Visine...

Dude, nu-hippies are ALWAYS stoned!

Speaking of which...thank god for Visine, which allows me to cook a doob at 7:00 am and show up for work at 7:30, bright-eyed and busy-tailed!
so you're saying there's this magical Visine stuff that gets you un-stoned, fast?? really? i gotta get me some of that - i miss so many lectures thanks to weed :(

I live in the Hippie mecca of America...it's a magical place called Northern Arizona. ONward with the nu-hippie movement!

*wakes up in Manchester*

Oh, man. Megadeth were fucking AWESOME!

*wakes up in Manchester*

Oh, man. Megadeth were fucking AWESOME!
hell yeah they were! woo! :D

hell yeah they were! woo! :D
*rocked out to special version Peace sells*

*rocks out to all Megadeth. Except Risk, MD45 & Killing is my business*