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State of the Union Speech

Johnny Wadd
01-02-2005, 15:39
Here is an interesting article on how the Dems will respond to the Presidents upcoming speach:


Dems Call for Applause-Free State of Union Speech
by Scott Otter

(2005-02-01) -- Due to the "somber mood of the nation," Democrats in Congress have called on their Republican colleagues to refrain from all celebratory applause during President George Bush's state of the union speech Wednesday night.

The annual presidential address before a joint session of Congress is traditionally interrupted dozens of times by applause from both parties and frequent cheers and standing ovations from the party in power.

"How can anyone applaud in a time like this?" said Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, before launching into a list of reasons why Americans are in mourning.

-- "Iraq is a quagmire of Sunni disenfranchisement, and our own citizens in Ohio still lack full voting rights.
-- All of America's beloved manufacturing jobs have been outsourced to China and all the garment-sewing and tech-support jobs to India.
-- The only union labor left on our shores is done in the public schools, where teachers suffer the assaults of wild-eyed heretics trying to undermine Darwinian orthodoxy.
-- Across our land illegal aliens still lack proper health insurance and suffer daily indignities in the name of so-called homeland security.
-- The elderly face a terrifying future when the federal government no longer controls all of their retirement money.
-- Our 14-year-old girls live in fear that they may need parental permission to abort their unwanted fetuses.
-- Our homosexuals still can't marry, forcing them into deadly liaisons with multiple partners.
-- The wealthiest Americans continue to waste money on investments and consumer goods while Congress struggles to make ends meet.
-- And the Supreme Court itself faces the threat of perhaps several new justices who will be too lazy to rewrite our out-dated Constitution."

The House Minority Leader recalled "the halcyon days of the Clinton administration, when clapping and whooping were entirely appropriate."

"Now," she added, "is the winter of our discontent. Please, hold your applause."

In related news, the Democrat National Committee announced that its televised response to the president's speech will be sponsored by Eli Lilly, the makers Prozac.


What do you think the Dems response to the speech will be?
Markreich
01-02-2005, 15:43
Have a little gathering (no matter who is President), basically a wine & cheese. We sit around and MST3K everybody -- the other side for not standing, how happy/unhappy X looks, etc. And of course, the "Special Guest" that is always a sympathy move.

I think it will be as usual: the party in power will applaud every point, the other will applaud about 1 in 3.

-Markreich

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Johnny Wadd
01-02-2005, 15:45
Have a little gathering (no matter who is President), basically a wine & cheese. We sit around and MST3K everybody -- the other side for not standing, how happy/unhappy X looks, etc. And of course, the "Special Guest" that is always a sympathy move.

I think it will be as usual: the party in power will applaud every point, the other will applaud about 1 in 3.

-Markreich

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Sounds almost like you are fun! ;)
Dunnie
01-02-2005, 15:46
I'm sorry....i'm English....we don't whoop when people get elected we just sigh in a depressed way and wait 4 years for another go. Think Marvin the Paranoid Android in Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy....that's us... "sigh"
Johnny Wadd
01-02-2005, 15:48
I'm sorry....i'm English....we don't whoop when people get elected we just sigh in a depressed way and wait 4 years for another go. Think Marvin the Paranoid Android in Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy....that's us... "sigh"


Sorry to hear that.
Swimmingpool
01-02-2005, 15:50
Is this supposed to be a joke or are you actually trying to pass this off as real?
Johnny Wadd
01-02-2005, 15:51
Is this supposed to be a joke or are you actually trying to pass this off as real?

I'm just presenting the article. Just the facts, you sick freak!
Markreich
01-02-2005, 15:52
Sounds almost like you are fun! ;)

Thanks! Yeah, 'tis.
It's also far less highstung and partisan than the quadrennial "party for your party" parties on Election nights. :)

-Markreich

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