NationStates Jolt Archive

In honour of our bloved Comic Book Guy, tell us the Worst ... Ever you know.

Mine is this:

Worst ER Episode Ever; I wached his episode the other day that asn't even set remotely near a hospital. They were in the country and nothing happened, two characters talked for an hour!

Worst beer ever: Belzebuth..... yuk

Worst potato ever-Them annoying black spuds that have gone moldy and sprout little white hairs.

Worst cheese ever: cheddar

Worst milkshake ever: Nesquik (partly because I don't agree with Nestle's business methods and partly because it tastes like a disgruntled employee pissed in it).

Worst plane ever: Boing 747

Worst number ever: 7

Worst gay couple ever -> :fluffle:

Worse film ever: Plan 9 From Outer Space

Worst wurst ever: http://ise.wiwi.hu-berlin.de/~brueggem/spontax/pictures/cs/wurst.jpg

Worst beer ever: Belzebuth..... yuk

On the contrary!

Worst beer ever: Busch Budweiser (its got rice in it for gods sake!!!! thats not a damn beer!!!)

On the contrary!

Worst beer ever: Busch Budweiser (its got rice in it for gods sake!!!! thats not a damn beer!!!)
*shakes head*
No dude. Try Belzebuth..... err... I mean.... don't try it. Ever!

Worst cheese ever: cheddar
Heathen!

Worst idea ever > to start this topic ;)

Worst heathen ever: Legless Pirates

Worst Fruit Juice Ever : cranbruy juice IT TASTED LIKE DOG FOOD although i think it was off.

worst smilie ever - :upyours:
it's just scary!

Worst band ever: The Mars Volta

Worst sport ever: football (as in soccer)

Worst sport ever: football (as in soccer)

NO WAY!!!!!


Worst Sport Ever: American Football (read rugby for people who can't play for more than 10seconds at a time....ahem ;) :p :D )

NO WAY!!!!!


Worst Sport Ever: American Football (read rugby for people who can't play for more than 10seconds at a time....ahem ;) :p :D )
hmmm okay.... maybe they're both the worst sports

Worst band ever: The Mars Volta

Hmm? They're not that bad. Try that guy who did that "United States of Whatever" song.

Hmm? They're not that bad. Try that guy who did that "United States of Whatever" song.
Liam Lynch? At least that's funny

Liam Lynch? At least that's funny

Well, I suppose it made me laugh at how craptacular it was. Meh.

Okay. Blink 182 :eek:

Woorst president ever: George W. Bush (SR)

Woorst president ever: George W. Bush (SR)

WRONG! The worst one was Nixon. Mad as a hatter and twice as fresh.

Worst TV genre ever- Reality TV

Worst TV genre ever- Reality TV

Amen.

Worst British TV show ever: Big Brother.

Too true! On both counts!

Worst Australian TV Show Ever- Big Brother
2nd Worst- Australian Idol

Worst man ever-Simon cowell. Famous from being an asshole.

Not as much as Derek Smart: Worst man (and software developer) ever.

Not as much as Derek Smart: Worst man (and software developer) ever.
Really? What did he make?

Really? What did he make?

Battlecruiser 3000AD. *shudder*

Plan 9 from outer space (1959) is a great film. Exellent production values (change from a fiver?). Articulate and competent cast. Magnificent direction. What more can I say? Just look at the special effects!
Seriously, the laughably awful badness is golden comedy.

The worst film ever was eXistenZ

Now I want to delete this thread with the reason 'Worse. Deletion. Ever.'
A curse on you sir, tempting my powahh.

Worst band ever: The Mars Volta

You're a sheep! BAAAAH BAAAAAAHH!!

worst future president of the United States *hillary clinton* :sniper:

You're a sheep! BAAAAH BAAAAAAHH!!
Moo?

Moo?
what?

what?
Exactly!
"what?" is the correct answer!
You win a lawnchair with a hippo in it!
:)

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Exactly!
"what?" is the correct answer!
You win a lawnchair with a hippo in it!
:)

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I've always wanted one of those. Wal-mart had them too over priced, though.

My Brother :P

Well, I suppose it made me laugh at how craptacular it was. Meh.

Okay. Blink 182 :eek:

I like Blink 182 :p

Worst singer ever: Britany Spears, closely followed by Usher!

I like Blink 182 :p

*hiss* *spit*

:p

In soviet Russia, you are worse than whatever you said!

(ow, how strained.)

Worst Housekeeping Ever: Me hoovering exploding dog food off the ceiling (I kid you not).

Worst Housekeeping Ever: Me hoovering exploding dog food off the ceiling (I kid you not).
???

You bought exploding dog food?

Worst explaination for Freddy Mercury's death:

"He was touched by a bad man" (true, it is what my sister's teacher told her what happened)

worst sorting algorithm ever: bozo
it just pseudorandomly changes two elements in a row, checks if the row is sorted, if not goes back to the first step.

Worst explaination for Freddy Mercury's death:

"He was touched by a bad man" (true, it is what my sister's teacher told her what happened)
:D
Well, it's true!
Ish.

???

You bought exploding dog food?


I spend my time shaking up the tins so that when people open it it explodes, much like fizzy juice, but somewhat more meat based. The look on the faces... priceless.

???

You bought exploding dog food?

No, someone else who was staying at my house for the weekend bought a crate of dogfood with the labels removed from the gypsies. It later became evident after he had opened a can of it, sending rancid meat all over the room, that the labels had been removed to conceal the fact that it was in fact several years out of date. Looking at what remained of the dogfood in the can bubbling and belching the thing which sprang to mind immediately was a hot mud geyser.

No, someone else who was staying at my house for the weekend bought a crate of dogfood with the labels removed from the gypsies. It later became evident after he had opened a can of it, sending rancid meat all over the room, that the labels had been removed to conceal the fact that it was in fact several years out of date. Looking at what remained of the dogfood in the can bubbling and belching the thing which sprang to mind immediately was a hot mud geyser.
We really need a vomit smiley.

Bad luck, I must bear that in mind if I ever by labelless tins.

Just eww.

:D
Well, it's true!
Ish.
Well you have to understand, this was the day that his death was announced and for many people (including staunch Catholics like my mum) Freddy was beyond sin and couldn't be faulted, so the blame had to be put on the 'bad man'

Worst country ever: Liechtenstein

worst shoes ever: wooden clogs...
...urgh.

You're a sheep! BAAAAH BAAAAAAHH!!
Worst heathen sheep ever: Legless Pirates

worst treehuggers ever: sealclubbers

Worst online RPG ever: The Kingdom of Loathing.

Worst company ever: Microsoft (no kidding?)

Worst person ever: Susan Mumpfield

Just saw on the news that she decided to quit her job so she could support Michael Jackson, by standing outside the courthouse. What the hell was she thinking?

...was she thinking?
No.

The halloween-episodes are the worst simpsons-episodes ever.

Worst day ever:

January 24th - it's apparently the most depressing day of the year.

Worst egg ever: the one we found that was hidden at easter 3 year back

Most disgusting and depraved kissers ever...

Liza Minnelli & David Gest - I hear they had offers from Hoover to advertise vaccums before they split! Yikes! :eek:

Worst pirate ever: LP

:p

Worst E-daughter ever: Peechland

:p

Worst E-daughter ever: Peechland


HA! youre the worst beer on the head balancer

HA! youre the worst beer on the head balancer
Nope. I just tried and I'm okay at it :D \m/

Nope. I just tried and I'm okay at it :D \m/


thats my fav pic of you btw

thats my fav pic of you btw
:fluffle:
Will you please post more pictures :( <-puppy dog eyes (http://www.baggerunited.nl/band/foto/albums/6/HPIM1692.JPG)

:fluffle:
Will you please post more pictures :( <-puppy dog eyes (http://www.baggerunited.nl/band/foto/albums/6/HPIM1692.JPG)



LOL........nice

i might if you'll balance a beer on your head for a whole 3 minutes. While singing "I'm Popeye the Sailor Man"

LOL........nice

i might if you'll balance a beer on your head for a whole 3 minutes. While singing "I'm Popeye the Sailor Man"
That's 6 minutes

(actually I sang 'Popeye' and 'Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum')
(and now I have to change my shirt)

That's 6 minutes

(actually I sang 'Popeye' and 'Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum')
(and now I have to change my shirt)


LMAO......whatta guy. damn -i shoulda given you a more difficult task.

*cough*pictures*cough*

*cough*pictures*cough*


alright alright Captain Morgan.......I'll anty up tomorrow. I'm getting out of this hell hole also known as work.

6 minutes?......impressive.

...
6 minutes?......impressive.
Sometimes I amaze myself....err..... forget the "sometimes"

Worst wurst ever: http://ise.wiwi.hu-berlin.de/~brueggem/spontax/pictures/cs/wurst.jpg
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Worst cheese ever: cheddar
Blasphemer


Worst conversion of Book to Movie ever: Starship Troopers.

Worst company ever: Microsoft (no kidding?)
They at least helped maked the PC a household thing. That award goes to:

Worst Company Ever: AOL