NationStates Jolt Archive


Hating Fags Was Just God's Opener

New Foxxinnia
01-02-2005, 00:11
Incase you were not aware God Hates Fags. (www.godhatesfags.com) Now this sort of makes sense. But what doesn't make sense is how he didn't hate fags until quite recently in cosmic terms. But hating fags was just God's opener.
He also hates America. (www.godhatesamerica.com) For multiple reasons. He doesn't hate the minority of God Fearing People in America however, lucky them. Recently Canada legalized Gay Marriage, then God got pissed off. Now God hates Canada too. (www.godhatescanada.com) Then after the Boxing Day Tsunami, which God caused, he out of the blue started hating Sweden. (www.godhatessweden.com) This is quite odd because he didn't start hating Sweden until after the tsunami, which he caused. So apparently he didn't like Swedes being killed so now he hates them.
The Black Forrest
01-02-2005, 00:15
Incase you were not aware God Hates Fags. (www.godhatesfags.com) Now this sort of makes sense. But what doesn't make sense is how he didn't hate fags until quite recently in cosmic terms. But hating fags was just God's opener.
He also hates America. (www.godhatesamerica.com) For multiple reasons. He doesn't hate the minority of God Fearing People in America however, lucky them. Recently Canada legalized Gay Marriage, then God got pissed off. Now God hates Canada too. (www.godhatescanada.com) Then after the Boxing Day Tsunami, which God caused, he out of the blue started hating Sweden. (www.godhatessweden.com) This is quite odd because he didn't start hating Sweden until after the tsunami, which he caused. So apparently he didn't like Swedes being killed so now he hates them.

Hey I guess God likes Jews again. There used to be a godhatesjews.com

;)
UpwardThrust
01-02-2005, 00:15
Incase you were not aware God Hates Fags. (www.godhatesfags.com) Now this sort of makes sense. But what doesn't make sense is how he didn't hate fags until quite recently in cosmic terms. But hating fags was just God's opener.
He also hates America. (www.godhatesamerica.com) For multiple reasons. He doesn't hate the minority of God Fearing People in America however, lucky them. Recently Canada legalized Gay Marriage, then God got pissed off. Now God hates Canada too. (www.godhatescanada.com) Then after the Boxing Day Tsunami, which God caused, he out of the blue started hating Sweden. (www.godhatessweden.com) This is quite odd because he didn't start hating Sweden until after the tsunami, which he caused. So apparently he didn't like Swedes being killed so now he hates them.
Lol so many crazy sites so little time
Gnostikos
01-02-2005, 00:16
Your sig...it strikes me in the heart...sub-Saharan Africa is so...epidemiologically...c'mon! :(
Clonetopia
01-02-2005, 00:16
This "god hates <insert thing that you hate and justify your hatred by claiming God shares it>" business makes me wish stupidity were a fast-acting terminal disease.
New Foxxinnia
01-02-2005, 00:17
Someone get a website called "www.godhatesyou.com".
World wide allies
01-02-2005, 00:20
Hey I guess God likes Jews again. There used to be a godhatesjews.com

;)

Yay :D

edit: Take that sweden ! (Just continuing the hate cycle !)
The Naro Alen
01-02-2005, 00:22
There's a www.godhatesfredphelps.com too. I like that one.

And www.godhatesfigs.com Apparently the fruit is an abomination.
Boublil
01-02-2005, 00:23
My friend owns www.GodHatesFred.com


(Fred Phelps).


He hasn't made anything of it yet. Such a shame.
Xank
01-02-2005, 00:24
I guess ignorance really is bliss for some people. but I dunno, I never really bought into that....but like anyone else around you..if god jumped off a bridge, would you? thats like those stupid people who, in fights, will hate someone simply because their best friend hates them.
don't be "that guy."
Super-power
01-02-2005, 00:25
www.godhatesshrimp.com
Legless Pirates
01-02-2005, 00:32
God hates everything (http://www.mrtvseverything.com/)
Liebermonk
01-02-2005, 00:37
This is prolly a joke by you, but I just think its a joke gone too far. God loves all humans, the onyl thing he dislikes is Sin. So :P* to you and your silly un-truthfull claims.
Neo-Anarchists
01-02-2005, 00:40
God hates everything (http://www.mrtvseverything.com/)
God hates us all. (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005NV8K?v=glance)
Johnny Wadd
01-02-2005, 00:42
I hope God stopped hating me. I mean come on, how was I supposed to know that those girls were under 12 years old? I served my debt to society, and those parents want me dead. I apologized and all, but it wasn't good enough. I was cured of my little problem, but they still hate me. :(
Legless Pirates
01-02-2005, 00:43
God hates us all. (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005NV8K?v=glance)
Which reminds me:

Have you ever went to see a band and yell "SLAYER!!!!1!!!one!" at them, just because there would be no way they would play it.
Neo-Anarchists
01-02-2005, 00:44
Have you ever went to see a band and yell "SLAYER!!!!1!!!one!" at them, just because there would be no way they would play it.
LOL!
Go to some emo concert with a bunch of friends and try to get them to play "Raining Blood" or "South of Heaven".
:p
Theologian Theory
01-02-2005, 00:49
This is prolly a joke by you, but I just think its a joke gone too far. God loves all humans, the onyl thing he dislikes is Sin. So :P* to you and your silly un-truthfull claims.

hello? these are REAL PEOPLE and a REAL WEBSITE.
Its so awful I hatr thinking about it.
Fortunately, there is a three word answer to their argument in the bible somewhere. It says
"God is Love"
:p
Legless Pirates
01-02-2005, 00:50
LOL!
Go to some emo concert with a bunch of friends and try to get them to play "Raining Blood" or "South of Heaven".
:p
Done it loads of times :D
Especially fun when only the guitarist knows the songs
San Texario
01-02-2005, 00:51
LOL!
Go to some emo concert with a bunch of friends and try to get them to play "Raining Blood" or "South of Heaven".
:p

Heh on my christmas break I went to the show of a ska band, who for some reason had this CRAPPY emo band open for them. Everyone was yelling "Slayer! Slayer!"
The Naro Alen
01-02-2005, 00:51
This is prolly a joke by you, but I just think its a joke gone too far. God loves all humans, the onyl thing he dislikes is Sin. So :P* to you and your silly un-truthfull claims.

Fred Phelps (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Phelps).

Click it. Read it. Stare in wonder that someone could possibly be so bigoting.
Arenestho
01-02-2005, 00:53
That has to be a joke, I can't believe someone could be that dumb...
Clonetopia
01-02-2005, 00:56
hello? these are REAL PEOPLE and a REAL WEBSITE.
Its so awful I hatr thinking about it.
Fortunately, there is a three word answer to their argument in the bible somewhere. It says
"God is Love"
:p

People are rarely motivated by what the bible says, more so by what they want it to say. As it is a collection of books that sometimes contradict each other, this allows people to make different interpretations of the "true meaning" of the bible.
Jakopolis
01-02-2005, 00:56
People are stupid. You just have to live with them.
:sniper: or not
Neo-Anarchists
01-02-2005, 00:57
That has to be a joke, I can't believe someone could be that dumb...
No, Mr. Phelps is for real, unfortunately.
New Genoa
01-02-2005, 01:04
God hates God!
God hates Squiggy.
God hates Monaco.
God hates the Twelfth Commandment.
God hates Jesuits.
God hates Poo.
God hates Hepatitis B.
Neo-Anarchists
01-02-2005, 01:10
God hates God!.
Yargh. I was gonna say that.
:(
New Genoa
01-02-2005, 01:12
Yargh. I was gonna say that.
:(

God hates anarchists. Especially neo ones.
God hates the color black too.
New Genoa
01-02-2005, 01:13
No, Mr. Phelps is for real, unfortunately.

Mr. Phelps is a dickface, too.
Wong Cock
01-02-2005, 01:41
God hates Jesus? Parents are strange sometimes.
RightWing Conspirators
01-02-2005, 01:52
This is prolly a joke by you, but I just think its a joke gone too far. God loves all humans, the onyl thing he dislikes is Sin. So :P* to you and your silly un-truthfull claims.

That's a misconception, "God hates Sin, not the Sinner." You're therefor saying that God is incapable of Hating anyone, and everything is fine and dany because he loves everyone. But in claiming that you completely forget that verse in the Bible in Romans chapter 9 (verse 13 I believe) where it says "Jacob have I loved, but Esau I have hated. This being before either were born and before either had commited good or evil."

God is a loving God, but don't be lead into this false sense that he hates no one, because if that were the case...everyone would go to Heaven, not just those predestined to do so. And if you want to debate the doctrine of predestination, that's a completely different argument which can be skipped by reading Romans Chapter 9 and Ephesians Chapter 1.
Clonetopia
01-02-2005, 01:55
I find the idea of an omnipotent omniscient who shares the emotional flaws of humans to be quite amusing.
Jayastan
01-02-2005, 02:12
Odd to think these people actually exist.

To think of caling G W a fag lover is a little loopy. " He has a fag army and his fag army will all go to hell "

YIKES

I wonder what happens when someone gets AIDS from someting other than ass sex?
The Naro Alen
01-02-2005, 02:26
I wonder what happens when someone gets AIDS from someting other than ass sex?

Just so you know, Aids does occur from other sources.

http://www.aids.org/
Heikoku
01-02-2005, 02:39
*Hears a thundering voice from above that says...*

"I HATE MORONS!!!"
Malkalel
01-02-2005, 02:39
God has a sick sense of humor :headbang:
Terra Formi
01-02-2005, 02:40
Is there a Godhatesme.com?

If not, I should make it.

Nope, too late. It exists.