Top Notch Dating Advice
Vittos Ordination
31-01-2005, 21:12
If you read this and then don't get laid every night for the rest of your life, there is something wrong with you.
Click (http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/03_voices/flirting/flirting.asp)
The Emperor Fenix
31-01-2005, 21:17
Level Two: Manipulation
These require some knowledge of male psychology. I've been assured by past girlfriends, for instance, that the size of my penis isn't important and that I shouldn't worry. But most men don't realize that penis size is completely irrelevant. If you relieve their insecurities, they'll feel an attraction to you that they can't explain. They'll think it's your personality or something.
"Is that a freight train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your dick is?"
"Your penis is large. Sex time."
LOL! i love it.
Vittos Ordination
31-01-2005, 21:21
LOL! i love it.
I would like to let the ladies know that if you say:
"Where are you from? I like to take it in the dumper."
you have just won me over.
Rasselas
31-01-2005, 21:42
Hello. Sex.
Did it work?
Squirrel Nuts
31-01-2005, 22:29
Effing hilarious I say!
Occidio Multus
31-01-2005, 22:35
hey, i met a guy once by telling him- "hey, your zippers down, well no, it's not, but i wish it was, because then i could see your cock, and seeing how that is the only thing i want from you in the long run, just do me a favor, and show me. yeah- right over there in the corner" he still calls me onlonely evenings :D
Glitziness
31-01-2005, 22:52
hey, i met a guy once by telling him- "hey, your zippers down, well no, it's not, but i wish it was, because then i could see your cock, and seeing how that is the only thing i want from you in the long run, just do me a favor, and show me. yeah- right over there in the corner" he still calls me onlonely evenings :D
Lol! :D
Occidio Multus
31-01-2005, 23:00
hey, it works
Glitziness
31-01-2005, 23:06
I don't doubt that for one second :p
Vittos Ordination
31-01-2005, 23:09
hey, i met a guy once by telling him- "hey, your zippers down, well no, it's not, but i wish it was, because then i could see your cock, and seeing how that is the only thing i want from you in the long run, just do me a favor, and show me. yeah- right over there in the corner" he still calls me onlonely evenings :D
That is even better than the dumper line.
There would be no further conversation necessary.
Occidio Multus
31-01-2005, 23:09
That is even better than the dumper line.
There would be no further conversation necessary.
there wasnt much.not much at all
Reaper_2k3
31-01-2005, 23:17
i thought "watch out for AIDS!" was funny as hell by the end of the thing
Vittos Ordination
31-01-2005, 23:19
there wasnt much.not much at all
What guy would want conversation after a line like that?
Occidio Multus
31-01-2005, 23:20
:d
Sdaeriji
31-01-2005, 23:22
"Hey baby, I'm huge. I've got big muscles, too."
Occidio Multus
31-01-2005, 23:27
;) "Hey baby, I'm huge. I've got big muscles, too."
yowza.