NationStates Jolt Archive

And the "stupidest award of the year" award goes to...

Zeppistan

31-01-2005, 20:21

The Platinum Award from the Santa Barbara International Film Festival. (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=493&ncid=762&e=2&u=/ap/20050131/ap_en_mo/film_festival)

"Why?" you ask?

It's a lifetime achievement award!

"And?" you ask.

They're giving it Leonardo DiCapria..

Because every 30 year old actor takes that moment to look back on their long and varied career before heading out to pasture....

:rolleyes:

Whispering Legs

31-01-2005, 20:25

What, I didn't win?

Lascivious Maximus

31-01-2005, 20:29

and because short of 'Catch Me if You Can', he hasnt done a very good job convincing me that he could act his way out of a paper bag.

The irrefutable proof: one line - 'Im the king of the world!' :D

Troon

31-01-2005, 20:30

Perhaps this hints at a film-maker conspiracy to bump him off?

"Have this lifetime achievement award, Leo..."

Vittos Ordination

31-01-2005, 20:30

I was on the committee for that award and I voted for Vin Diesel, so don't blame me.

Theologian Theory

31-01-2005, 20:57

hooray for leo, 17 years of making johnny depp look even cooler than he is already!

Santa Barbara

31-01-2005, 20:58

Don't blame me...