Monkeys pay for porn!
Dempublicents
31-01-2005, 17:20
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Eutrusca
31-01-2005, 17:22
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Heh! I would have to be paid lots and lots of "juice" to view YOUR face! LOL! :D
Hammolopolis
31-01-2005, 17:23
That just shows how humans are superior. We don't need to pay for porn, we can just find good stuff for free.
Santa Barbara
31-01-2005, 17:24
See? Consumerism is natural.
And this kind of thing always makes me wonder how anti-evolutionists (there's no other word really, for the people who just hate evolution and have to argue against it at every opportunity) suppose monkeys are so similar to humans. Coincidence? Or maybe monkeys were also made in His image.
That just shows how humans are superior. We don't need to pay for porn, we can just find good stuff for free.
LOL! Stupid monkeys. :p
Dempublicents
31-01-2005, 17:27
Heh! I would have to be paid lots and lots of "juice" to view YOUR face! LOL! :D
=*( *sniffle*
Kryozerkia
31-01-2005, 17:27
Eewww!! Perverted monkeys!! :D
Janistania
31-01-2005, 17:28
See? Consumerism is natural.
And this kind of thing always makes me wonder how anti-evolutionists (there's no other word really, for the people who just hate evolution and have to argue against it at every opportunity) suppose monkeys are so similar to humans. Coincidence? Or maybe monkeys were also made in His image.
Mankind is a sequel.
Eutrusca
31-01-2005, 17:29
=*( *sniffle*
LOL! Awwww! I take it back ... honest! :)
Dempublicents
31-01-2005, 17:30
LOL! Awwww! I take it back ... honest! :)
YAY! ::fluffle::
Santa Barbara
31-01-2005, 17:30
Mankind is a sequel.
Impossible. Human porn is more entertaining than monkey porn, and therefore human can't be the sequel (sequels are never better than the OG)
Dempublicents
31-01-2005, 17:32
Impossible. Human porn is more entertaining than monkey porn, and therefore human can't be the sequel (sequels are never better than the OG)
Maybe its a trilogy.
Hammolopolis
31-01-2005, 17:34
Maybe its a trilogy.
Good point the 3rd Star Wars was better than the second one. Humans: Return of the Monkey
Eutrusca
31-01-2005, 17:34
YAY! ::fluffle::
:D
Eutrusca
31-01-2005, 17:37
Good point the 3rd Star Wars was better than the second one. Humans: Return of the Monkey
Humans: Spanking the Monkey! :D
Hamstertron
31-01-2005, 17:41
I dunno.
X-Men 2?
The Bourne Supremacy?
Aliens?
Good sequels are rare but not impossible.
Eaglitus
31-01-2005, 17:53
Eewww!! Perverted monkeys!! :D
very funny!
ProMonkians
31-01-2005, 18:21
I wonder if they hired a proffesional photographer to take the pictures?
*ring ring, ring ring*
Photographer: Hello, Russel Harvey's photography, how can I help you?
Researcher: Er, hi. We like, want someone to take pictures of monkies for us.
Photographer: Okay, monkeys is it? Of-course. Where about would I be taking these pictures? At the zoo, perhaps in the jungle, or wait even better, space?
Researcher: No no, we've got the monkies back at the lab.
Photographer: A lab eh? Sorry, for a moment I thought this was a crank call. You'd be surprised how many we get.
Researcher: [Laughs] Oh-no this is genuine.
Photographer: Right, you see I normally photgraph children down at the shopping mall.
Researcher: Right yeah, cause we though that here's this guy that has to deal with kids all day, he'd be great for the monkey shoot. Cause kids,monkies, they're pretty much the same aren't they?
Photographer: Yeah I guess, especially the hairy babies. Okay I'll do it.
Researcher: Great! There's just one more thing.
Photographer: Uhuh.
Researcher: We need you to, er, make monkey porn.
*Click*
Researcher: Hello? Hellllo?
Bodies Without Organs
31-01-2005, 18:52
Human porn is more entertaining than monkey porn, and therefore human can't be the sequel (sequels are never better than the OG)
You speak of this as if you have an indepth knowledge of both human porn and monkey porn. Let's not pursue this line of investigation any further, okay?
Eutrusca
31-01-2005, 18:53
You speak of this as if you have an indepth knowledge of both human porn and monkey porn. Let's not pursue this line of investigation any further, okay?
Chicken! :D
CelebrityFrogs
31-01-2005, 18:56
I wonder if they hired a proffesional photographer to take the pictures?
*ring ring, ring ring*
Photographer: Hello, Russel Harvey's photography, how can I help you?
Researcher: Er, hi. We like, want someone to take pictures of monkies for us.
Photographer: Okay, monkeys is it? Of-course. Where about would I be taking these pictures? At the zoo, perhaps in the jungle, or wait even better, space?
Researcher: No no, we've got the monkies back at the lab.
Photographer: A lab eh? Sorry, for a moment I thought this was a crank call. You'd be surprised how many we get.
Researcher: [Laughs] Oh-no this is genuine.
Photographer: Right, you see I normally photgraph children down at the shopping mall.
Researcher: Right yeah, cause we though that here's this guy that has to deal with kids all day, he'd be great for the monkey shoot. Cause kids,monkies, they're pretty much the same aren't they?
Photographer: Yeah I guess, especially the hairy babies. Okay I'll do it.
Researcher: Great! There's just one more thing.
Photographer: Uhuh.
Researcher: We need you to, er, make monkey porn.
*Click*
Researcher: Hello? Hellllo?
Thats very funny!!!
Neo-Anarchists
31-01-2005, 18:56
Chicken! :D
No, monkey!
:D
Eutrusca
31-01-2005, 18:57
No, monkey!
:D
ROFL!!! :D
That just shows how humans are superior. We don't need to pay for porn, we can just find good stuff for free.
We can? Where is this good stuff for free?
Er ... not that I'd want to know of course ... I was asking for ... a friend ... yes a friend of mine, who is definately not me.
Neo-Anarchists
31-01-2005, 19:00
We can? Where is this good stuff for free?
Google.
Hammolopolis
31-01-2005, 19:36
We can? Where is this good stuff for free?
Er ... not that I'd want to know of course ... I was asking for ... a friend ... yes a friend of mine, who is definately not me.
Ok so some humans are superior.