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Crap split from player pics

Aerou
30-01-2005, 23:29
Hargh!
:fluffle:

I have yet to get my daily dose of LP :fluffle:

Hargh indeed!
Lascivious Maximus
31-01-2005, 05:40
Actually, while youre at it LP, can I get some :fluffle: too?

I want to be on your daily :fluffle: list!

well sheesh, I mean... if Im going to :fluffle: with a dude I want it to be you!

:D hahahahahahahahaha!
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 09:06
Lol, thanks.
I wondered why you were kissing a guy....
I make a good piratess don't I?....I might have another one from that party...
http://hodgelett.com/pirate_island2.jpg me minus burgundy leather coat.
Hargh again! :fluffle:

For Lasc :fluffle: (It's the long hair isn't it?)

For Aerou :fluffle:

Anyone else want some? I feel such a whore.
Lascivious Maximus
31-01-2005, 09:11
Hargh again! :fluffle:

For Lasc :fluffle: (It's the long hair isn't it?)

For Aerou :fluffle:

Anyone else want some? I feel such a whore.
Yep, it's all about the hair!! :D *waits impatiently for his to grow back*

and... what whore are you feeling? :confused:
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 09:13
Yep, it's all about the hair!! :D *waits impatiently for his to grow back*

and... what whore are you feeling? :confused:
I'm not telling :eek:
Aerou
31-01-2005, 09:16
For Aerou :fluffle:

Yay!

:)
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 09:18
Last edited by Aerou : Today at 8:17 AM. Reason: Stupid [
And "/" :p

:fluffle:
Aerou
31-01-2005, 09:24
And "/" :p

:fluffle:

I had to edit that like....3 times, haha.

*sigh*

But then I looked at the time and I gave myself a break on my "quoting skills"
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 09:25
I had to edit that like....3 times, haha.

*sigh*

But then I looked at the time and I gave myself a break on my "quoting skills"
awwww
*pets Aerou*
Aerou
31-01-2005, 09:34
awwww
*pets Aerou*

Awwww :fluffle: x a million + 1 :)
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 09:36
Awwww :fluffle: x a million + 1 :)
Whoooooooohoo!
Aerou
31-01-2005, 09:39
Whoooooooohoo!

Wait....

petting me....how? Haha

You can still have *fluffles* though :)
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 09:45
Wait....

petting me....how? Haha

You can still have *fluffles* though :)
:fluffle:

I think the question is "where?"
Aerou
31-01-2005, 10:00
:fluffle:

I think the question is "where?"

Ohhh....where then? Haha
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 10:04
Ohhh....where then? Haha
Where it makes you pur :eek:
Aerou
31-01-2005, 10:07
Where it makes you pur :eek:

:eek:

:fluffle:

Purrrrrrr
Vittos Ordination
31-01-2005, 10:09
Where it makes you pur :eek:

*shakes head*

Oh LP, you are far to smooth.
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 10:09
:eek:

:fluffle:

Purrrrrrr
:D Meow
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 10:10
*shakes head*

Oh LP, you are far to smooth.
I know. What's wrong with me? Better go see a doctor
Aerou
31-01-2005, 10:11
I know. What's wrong with me? Better go see a doctor

You know....

I'm a nurse. ;)
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 10:12
You know....

I'm a nurse. ;)
:eek:

Oh nurse. I'm way too smooth. What should I do?
Kanabia
31-01-2005, 10:14
Say, this sounds like a good movie. *grabs popcorn*
Aerou
31-01-2005, 10:15
:eek:

Oh nurse. I'm way too smooth. What should I do?

Well you should really schedule an appointment, I'm sure I could fit you in....

A thorough check-up would be in order of course!
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 10:21
Well you should really schedule an appointment, I'm sure I could fit you in....

A thorough check-up would be in order of course!
*opens mouth*

AAAAAH!
FairyTInkArisen
31-01-2005, 10:22
*shudders* my mum's a nurse
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 10:24
*shudders* my mum's a nurse
Is she hot? :eek:
Aerou
31-01-2005, 10:24
*opens mouth*

AAAAAH!

Shouldn't I be opening my mouth? :D

:eek:





(I soooo debated on pressing the "Submit Reply" button, haha)
Vittos Ordination
31-01-2005, 10:25
Well you should really schedule an appointment, I'm sure I could fit you in....

A thorough check-up would be in order of course!

Is it me, or is there a little too much innuendo being tossed around here. Maybe my mind is in the gutter.
FairyTInkArisen
31-01-2005, 10:26
Is she hot? :eek:
STOP!!! that's just wrong!

(but yes, she's gorgeous!)
Vittos Ordination
31-01-2005, 10:27
Shouldn't I be opening my mouth? :D

:eek:





(I soooo debated on pressing the "Submit Reply" button, haha)

No, my mind is not in the gutter.
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 10:27
Shouldn't I be opening my mouth? :D

:eek:





(I soooo debated on pressing the "Submit Reply" button, haha)
:eek:

This is getting waaaaaaaaaay too subtle
Aerou
31-01-2005, 10:27
No, my mind is not in the gutter.

Haha

I couldn't resist! :D
Kanabia
31-01-2005, 10:38
:eek:

This is getting waaaaaaaaaay too subtle

I was right, this is a good movie. *eats popcorn* :D
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 10:39
I was right, this is a good movie. *eats popcorn* :D
*enter cheezy music with muted trumpets*
Aerou
31-01-2005, 10:43
*enter cheezy music with muted trumpets*

Oh my what have I gotten myself into?

Haha
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 10:43
Oh my what have I gotten myself into?

Haha
Nurse. What are you planning to do with that oversided thermometre?
Vittos Ordination
31-01-2005, 10:47
Nurse. What are you planning to do with that oversided thermometre?

Bow chicka wow-wow
chicka wow-wow
Bow chicka wow-wow
Aerou
31-01-2005, 10:47
Nurse. What are you planning to do with that oversided thermometre?

What do you think ;)

:D
Kellarly
31-01-2005, 10:48
Oh my what have I gotten myself into?

Haha

LP's trousers if this carries on ;)
FairyTInkArisen
31-01-2005, 10:48
*covers her ears and hides in the corner*
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 10:49
What do you think ;)

:D
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I can't take it anymore!

*fap fap fap*
Aerou
31-01-2005, 10:50
LP's trousers if this carries on ;)

Now why would I want in THERE? Hmmmmmmm?
Kellarly
31-01-2005, 10:53
Now why would I want in THERE? Hmmmmmmm?


Check LP's thermometer....
Kanabia
31-01-2005, 10:54
Now why would I want in THERE? Hmmmmmmm?

His wallet? ;)
Aerou
31-01-2005, 10:55
Check LP's thermometer....

Ohhhh, well yes.....I suppose I really should make sure everything is working properly. :)
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 10:55
Check LP's thermometer....
It's really uncomfortable, especially when running
Kellarly
31-01-2005, 10:58
Ohhhh, well yes.....I suppose I really should make sure everything is working properly. :)

Well you gotta check it every few hours to make sure he doesn't have a temperature....
Aerou
31-01-2005, 10:59
Well you gotta check it every few hours to make sure he doesn't have a temperature....

I'm a very attentive nurse, as long as LP is a good patient, I think he'll be fine

:D
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 11:00
Well you gotta check it every few hours to make sure he doesn't have a temperature....
Is that how people call a hard on nowadays?
Vittos Ordination
31-01-2005, 11:01
Is that how people call a hard on nowadays?

:thumbsup:

I like your style, LP.
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 11:03
I'm a very attentive nurse, as long as LP is a good patient, I think he'll be fine

:D
I'm looking forward to it :D
Aerou
31-01-2005, 11:05
I'm looking forward to it :D

Oh?

*puts hands on hips and smiles*

Well, where to begin...hmmmmm
FairyTInkArisen
31-01-2005, 11:05
http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/sad/40.gif
Kellarly
31-01-2005, 11:06
I'm a very attentive nurse, as long as LP is a good patient, I think he'll be fine

:D


he'll be knackered.... ;)
Sdaeriji
31-01-2005, 11:06
http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/sad/40.gif

You're just jealous. :)
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 11:09
Oh?

*puts hands on hips and smiles*

Well, where to begin...hmmmmm
*opens mouth again*

AAAAAH!
FairyTInkArisen
31-01-2005, 11:09
You're just jealous. :)
no, the whole nurse thing is making me feel queezy
Aerou
31-01-2005, 11:12
*opens mouth again*

AAAAAH!

OOOoooOoooo :fluffle:

no, the whole nurse thing is making me feel queezy

Awww, do you need a check up to? :)
FairyTInkArisen
31-01-2005, 11:13
Awww, do you need a check up to? :)no!!!!!
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 11:14
OOOoooOoooo :fluffle:
:fluffle:
Awww, do you need a check up to? :)
I do need rest at SOME time :(
Aerou
31-01-2005, 11:15
:fluffle:

I do need rest at SOME time :(

Me too, heh its 4:09 am here, and yet I'm not tired.

And lots of bedrest is required to keep that "fever" down. :)
Aerou
31-01-2005, 11:16
no!!!!!

Oh my!

:fluffle:
FairyTInkArisen
31-01-2005, 11:17
Oh my!

:fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 11:17
Me too, heh its 4:09 am here, and yet I'm not tired.

And lots of bedrest is required to keep that "fever" down. :)
"Fever", ej? I though I was feeling "hot"?
Aerou
31-01-2005, 11:20
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Yay!

"Fever", ej? I though I was feeling "hot"?

Well we will just have to cool you down then won't we? :)
FairyTInkArisen
31-01-2005, 11:22
*pours a bucket of icey water over LP's head*
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 11:22
Well we will just have to cool you down then won't we? :)
Do I get drugs? I hope I get drugs. Loads of them.
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 11:22
*pours a bucket of icey water over LP's head*
Yup.... my "fever" has definately gone now :eek:
Kanabia
31-01-2005, 11:23
Do I get drugs? I hope I get drugs. Loads of them.

Wow, this is a really good movie! It has almost everything! Now all I need is some random violence and zombies.
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 11:24
Wow, this is a really good movie! It has almost everything! Now all I need is some random violence and zombies.
*errr.... hits a zombie in the face*
Aerou
31-01-2005, 11:25
Do I get drugs? I hope I get drugs. Loads of them.

*writes a prescription* Do you really need drugs? I'm sure you'd do just fine without them ;)
Kellarly
31-01-2005, 11:26
*writes a prescription* Do you really need drugs? I'm sure you'd do just fine without them ;)

LOL! :D :D :D
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 11:26
*writes a prescription* Do you really need drugs? I'm sure you'd do just fine without them ;)
Not THAT drug. :eek:
Aerou
31-01-2005, 11:29
Not THAT drug. :eek:

No? I figured you wouldn't have a problem with it :)

What kind of drugs then?
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 11:32
No? I figured you wouldn't have a problem with it :)

What kind of drugs then?
No way.... unless it's really cold. :(

The chill-out kind of drug. Medicinal marijuana or something like that :D
FairyTInkArisen
31-01-2005, 11:34
No way.... unless it's really cold. :(

The chill-out kind of drug. Medicinal marijuana or something like that :D
you're dutch! just go out and buy some! I just found out you can buy joints already rolled up in packets like normal fags over there! i was like wooaaah, that's awesome!
Aerou
31-01-2005, 11:35
No way.... unless it's really cold. :(

The chill-out kind of drug. Medicinal marijuana or something like that :D

Bah! You wouldn't be cold, I'd make sure you stayed nice and warm :)

And with that I'm off to bed

*hands Legless Pirates a small baggy* Take this and call me in the morning, I have a feeling it'll help :D
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 11:35
you're dutch! just go out and buy some! I just found out you can buy joints already rolled up in packets like normal fags over there! i was like wooaaah, that's awesome!
:D But I would still have to go out and buy it. I'm too lazy and poor.

We can grow our own weed too :eek:
Aerou
31-01-2005, 11:36
Wait, marijuana?

*cough cough*

Yeah, I think I'm coming down with the same thing that LP's got. I'm gonna need some pot too.

*Hands Matt a small baggy as well* Bedrest and the contents of this bag will have you right as rain :)

:fluffle:
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 11:36
Bah! You wouldn't be cold, I'd make sure you stayed nice and warm :)

And with that I'm off to bed

*hands Legless Pirates a small baggy* Take this and call me in the morning, I have a feeling it'll help :D
Thanks nurse Aerou! :fluffle:
Night.
FairyTInkArisen
31-01-2005, 11:40
:D But I would still have to go out and buy it. I'm too lazy and poor.

We can grow our own weed too :eek:
well i knew you could grow it! :rolleyes: i just didn't realise you could just go out and buy them already rolled and everything
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 11:42
well i knew you could grow it! :rolleyes: i just didn't realise you could just go out and buy them already rolled and everything
Yeah. But they're usually crappy. :(
FairyTInkArisen
31-01-2005, 11:47
Yeah. But they're usually crappy. :(
well in that case i'm glad i resisted temptation and didn't buy any
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 11:48
well in that case i'm glad i resisted temptation and didn't buy any
Wait! You were in Holland? Why?
FairyTInkArisen
31-01-2005, 11:53
Wait! You were in Holland? Why?
no, i was in France, i pulled a Dutch guy, he was gonna sell me one
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 11:54
no, i was in France, i pulled a Dutch guy, he was gonna sell me one
Naughty naughty
Israelities et Buddist
31-01-2005, 14:01
This was an awesome movie there needs to be sequel.
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 14:02
This was an awesome movie there needs to be sequel.
Scurvy Nurses II :D
Kanabia
31-01-2005, 14:12
Scurvy Nurses II :D

Yeah!! :D
FairyTInkArisen
31-01-2005, 14:16
http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/sad/40.gif anything but nurses
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 14:19
starring: Tink's mom

:eek:
FairyTInkArisen
31-01-2005, 14:36
starring: Tink's mom

:eek:
http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/misc/28.gif
Kanabia
31-01-2005, 14:43
http://67.18.37.15/244/133/emo/banana3.gif
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 14:44
http://67.18.37.15/244/133/emo/banana3.gif
:eek:
I didn't know you could do THAT with a banana...
FairyTInkArisen
31-01-2005, 14:46
http://67.18.37.15/244/133/emo/banana3.gif
Jap is gonna love that!
Kanabia
31-01-2005, 14:52
http://67.18.37.15/244/133/emo/banana5.gifhttp://67.18.37.15/244/133/emo/banana2.gifhttp://67.18.37.15/244/133/emo/banana5.gif

Heheh :p
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 14:53
http://67.18.37.15/244/133/emo/banana5.gifhttp://67.18.37.15/244/133/emo/banana2.gifhttp://67.18.37.15/244/133/emo/banana5.gif

Heheh :p
My GOD! AC/DC has turned yellow :eek:
Kanabia
31-01-2005, 14:55
My GOD! AC/DC has turned yellow :eek:

Hehehe....Ah, if only there were a drummer smiley.
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 15:06
Hehehe....Ah, if only there were a drummer smiley.
they'll have to do with this one (http://www.mikedolbear.co.uk/Images/animal.gif)
Lascivious Maximus
31-01-2005, 16:27
:eek:
I didn't know you could do THAT with a banana...
You must never have seen 'Scurvy Nurses III' :eek:

ps: good work LP!
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 16:30
You must never have seen 'Scurvy Nurses III' :eek:

ps: good work LP!
I had a great teacher :D
Lascivious Maximus
31-01-2005, 16:43
I don't know who he was, but he must've been - thrice posted! :D
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 16:45
I don't know who he was, but he must've been - thrice posted! :D
Fecking internet. :headbang:
Myrth
31-01-2005, 17:17
There we go.
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 17:22
Thanks Myrth
Peechland
31-01-2005, 17:22
There we go.


can you sticky this myrth so we can be nonsense-ish on this thread? would also give you easy access for future crap splitting.
FairyTInkArisen
31-01-2005, 17:35
you could have just deleted the crap1 especially the bit about my mum being a porn star!!!! :headbang:
Haken Rider
31-01-2005, 17:46
What sick twisted mind came up with the idea that nurses are "erotic". :mad:
FairyTInkArisen
31-01-2005, 17:48
What sick twisted mind came up with the idea that nurses are "erotic". :mad:
thank you! :fluffle:
Haken Rider
31-01-2005, 18:05
Ey, BOTH my parents are nurses.
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 18:21
Ey, BOTH my parents are nurses.
That's HOT!
Haken Rider
31-01-2005, 18:36
That's HOT!
...

I feel... (http://www.foxyads.com/brilliant35/yuck.jpg)