NationStates Jolt Archive

Caption Contest | Part 1 | No. 1

31-01-2005, 16:05
Hello everyone,

I got bored and thought I could possibly start a fun little game. Here's how it works: On Monday or something, I post a picture. You have a chance to come up with a caption for it until Friday, when I will then judge the captions.

The ten best will be placed on a poll. You will see the picture at the top, then the name and the caption. Voting for who you like best ends Sunday. Whoever get's the most votes wins a COOKIE!!!

Shall we begin?
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 16:07
"Ewoks to interbreed with humans"
31-01-2005, 16:08
Plushie fetish gone wrong. Terribly wrong.
31-01-2005, 16:14
"Child drinks hair-restoring product, gives hope to bald thousands"
New British Glory
31-01-2005, 16:15
Cat eats child who then eats cat
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 16:17
Young pussy is the best, says latest poll
31-01-2005, 16:17
first human/animal chimeras bred in lab. This photograph was taken before the subject was confiscated by the US department of defense and crazy weapons.
31-01-2005, 16:22
Adopt a baby catgirl today!
Johnny Wadd
31-01-2005, 16:26
"Thanks mommy, now I'm gay!"
31-01-2005, 16:29
"Chewbacca and Princess Leia's love child is finally revealed much to the horror of future husband Han Solo"
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 16:42
"Chewbacca and Princess Leia's love child is finally revealed much to the horror of future husband Han Solo"
How 'bout:
"This is what you get from kissing your sister"
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 16:49
How 'bout:
"This is what you get from kissing your sister"
Okay... that one sucked

"New and improved cuddlier babies. Buy 'em now at your local grocery store"
31-01-2005, 16:52
I came out of the womb like this.
31-01-2005, 16:54
Get your special edition Christmas child today!
31-01-2005, 16:55
"What's that smell...damnit, looks like that cat-suit is ruined."
31-01-2005, 16:58
Okay let's rethink this, I had a good idea, badly implemented. Let's try something else like:

"Frightened parents disown newborn"


"Gene therapy surprises leading scientists"
31-01-2005, 17:57

Is this part of the Comunist Party's election campaign? The caption reads:
"You live in a country where this babie's mother can vote, drive a vehicle, and claim benefits. Democracy is a joke: Viva the revolution!!!"
Haken Rider
31-01-2005, 18:01
Next time, use a condom.
Haken Rider
31-01-2005, 18:04
I'm the Party Poopa.
31-01-2005, 18:06
when Luke Skywalker killed that wampa, he had no thought at all for the poor little wampalings.
31-01-2005, 18:13

Hair tonic? What the hell is hair tonic?
Israelities et Buddist
31-01-2005, 18:16
George Bush calls for a probe put on all people's gentials to prevent more inbreds like this and causes angery rednecks to revolt and kill the inbreds. Therefore the population of the US is cut in half.

Die die RNOE!
31-01-2005, 18:18
In an ironic twist the candy floss ate baby James.
31-01-2005, 18:21
"I'm not just the president of hair club for babies... I'm a member!"