Eamon Holmes thought of the day
Eamon_Holmes
31-01-2005, 13:45
'when your luck is down think of what you could have been, i mean you could be married to a whore'
Haken Rider
31-01-2005, 18:22
I don't get it. :(
Cogitation
31-01-2005, 18:29
I don't get it. :(
I think he means "No matter how bad things get, they could always be worse."
...though whether or not being married to a prostitue is a bad thing is a matter of debate and probably depends upon your opinion of prostitution, in general.
--The Democratic States of Cogitation
eamon holmes...what a legend.
"exporting crap jokes with a northern irish accent to more interesting parts of the world since 1985"
ProMonkians
31-01-2005, 18:34
'when your luck is down think of what you could have been, i mean you could be married to a whore'
But what if your wife is good at her trade? You could lead the life of a pimp and live of her earnings? Happy days all round, therefore I am taking the liberty of correcting your quote:
'when your luck is down think of what you could have been, and quickly get married to a whore'
Bodies Without Organs
31-01-2005, 18:46
eamon holmes...what a legend.
"exporting crap jokes with a northern irish accent to more interesting parts of the world since 1985"
Pah. Doesn't hold a candle to James Young, nor for that matter Frank Carson. Fucking legends, the pair of them.
"its the way i tell 'em!"
Long live the great Eamon Holmes!!
Long Live the holy potato!!!