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What would you say is the greatest invention that hasn't been invented yet?

I'd have to say without a doubt it would be a cure for stupidity. That would be the day. When people can actually stop being stupid and pull their heads out of their asses and make trully responsible and intelligent choices. That would be the day...

The squangpoddle.

The chainspork. VROOM!

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GMC Military Arms
Evil ninja pirate mod conspiracy

cold fusion.

Seriously? Probably Faster than Light travel. I've got a feeling that few things will change humanity more than the discovery of a means of FTL. Assuming its possible of course.

The Product Will Make You Popular.

Someone needs to invent a computer component that allows an NS mod to make a rulebreaker's computer explode!

I call it...
Remote Burnination Protocol!

Matter replicator.

Destroys all economic systems, overthrows the financial power base of all governments.

P(ersonal) T(eleportation) D(evice)

If only I could get this hornswaggle here to connect properly to the disembobulator... damn you! work machine!! work!!! :mad:

Someone needs to invent a computer component that allows an NS mod to make a rulebreaker's computer explode!

I call it...
Remote Burnination Protocol!

We could combine it with Star Trek bridge console techonology to make it shower them with lethal shrapnel and kill them instantly, even. Um, I mean... <.<

the milk jug with 2 handles...think how much easier it would be to pass the milk at dinner, it will revolutionize the family experience.

seriously though, it is immortality for me.

I predict that someday people will be able to capture lightning in a bottle so we will be able to turn night into day. The invention of electricity will revolu....

Opps.

Sorry.

Stopped my time machine in the wrong century (so embarrassing when that happens).

Some good ideas said already.. Not to repeat:

Teledildonics

Alternative Fuel resources that make financial sense.

The sleep excersiser (sleep while it exercises you)

Healthy Tasty food for once.

Furthurence in Genetic Engineering. (Longevity bla bla bla)

Terasek space.

Someone needs to invent a computer component that allows an NS mod to make a rulebreaker's computer explode!

I call it...
Remote Burnination Protocol!

I'm working on my Internet Gun, a device that allows someone to electronically fire a bullet at a user that deserves it for whatever reason. My biggest hurdle thus far is convincing people to buy a device that hooks up to their computer that can shoot them. Any marketting ideas?

I'm working on my Internet Gun, a device that allows someone to electronically fire a bullet at a user that deserves it for whatever reason. My biggest hurdle thus far is convincing people to buy a device that hooks up to their computer that can shoot them. Any marketting ideas?

Tell them that it will get them free pr0n.

Tell them that it will get them free pr0n.

*slaps forehead*

Why didn't I think of that?

Internet Gun! Coming soon!

I'm working on my Internet Gun, a device that allows someone to electronically fire a bullet at a user that deserves it for whatever reason. My biggest hurdle thus far is convincing people to buy a device that hooks up to their computer that can shoot them. Any marketting ideas?

I was thinking something similar. Except it's the screen monitor.

So you can stick your hand through the monitor and grope the girl your talking to on the other side of the internet. :p

And she can punch you back. :D

I was thinking something similar. Except it's the screen monitor.

So you can stick your hand through the monitor and grope the girl your talking to on the other side of the internet. :p

And she can punch you back. :D

roflmao

Bumop

Google brain implants. Increase your intelligence 3e97 IQ points using GBrain!

Pirate Mods.... oh wai!


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Someone needs to invent a computer component that allows an NS mod to make a rulebreaker's computer explode!

I call it...
Remote Burnination Protocol!

Don't forget the Remote Strangling Protocol to take care of the spammers, griefers and other lamers!

Don't forget the Remote Strangling Protocol to take care of the spammers, griefers and other lamers!

*remotely strangles Myrth*

Matter replicator.

Destroys all economic systems, overthrows the financial power base of all governments.

Energy would still be required for a matter replicator at which point the economic system would be based almost entirely on the cost of energy.

Energy would still be required for a matter replicator at which point the economic system would be based almost entirely on the cost of energy.
You could just replicate a windmill or nuclear power plant:eek:

You could just replicate a windmill or nuclear power plant:eek:

I'll replicate all over your face!

I'm working on my Internet Gun, a device that allows someone to electronically fire a bullet at a user that deserves it for whatever reason. My biggest hurdle thus far is convincing people to buy a device that hooks up to their computer that can shoot them. Any marketting ideas?
Or just as easy, let it be well known that they can shoot other people with it.
The monitor mod, arm robots with touch and light sensors equvalent to human whatsits, and a pressure making arm glove. Or VR of course.

Best not yet done invention? But we already have the self inflating whopee cushion!

Energy would still be required for a matter replicator at which point the economic system would be based almost entirely on the cost of energy.

Solar power?

The greatest invention that has yet to be invented will be the invention that lets me punch people in the face over the Internet.

Teledildonics


Is that some kind of futuristic pleasurer?

Someone needs to invent a computer component that allows an NS mod to make a rulebreaker's computer explode!

I call it...
Remote Burnination Protocol!
RAVOIP: Random Acts of Violence over IP

Is that some kind of futuristic pleasurer?
Yes.

Workable fusion - cold, warm or hot, it doesn't matter.

The other stuff mentioned is either silly or way too off.

Cars made entirely out of vegetables

Antigravity.

Is that some kind of futuristic pleasurer?

Yes it is. Hopefully in the future, you can wear this suit, and enter into a virtual reality and have sex and feel everything your supposed to feel in real life.

Imagine your a 300 pound blob, but once you don the suit, in virtual reality your a stunning athletic swimmer, and you get to have sex with a sexy 16 year old (Which in fact on the other side is a 90 year old Gramma asking for some).

That way humans would even be more isolated and we'll all finally lose all need of real communication with Real People. Hurrah!

Either than that, role playing D&D's and stuff.

I'm working on my Internet Gun, a device that allows someone to electronically fire a bullet at a user that deserves it for whatever reason. My biggest hurdle thus far is convincing people to buy a device that hooks up to their computer that can shoot them. Any marketting ideas?

Yes, sell it as a security device that shoots intruders using the computer without their permission. Every 30 minutes, or whatever, it will prompt for a password, wrong one and BANG!

Hidden in the source code is a sub-routine that lets you trigger the BANG! remotly.

Yes, sell it as a security device that shoots intruders using the computer without their permission. Every 30 minutes, or whatever, it will prompt for a password, wrong one and BANG!

Hidden in the source code is a sub-routine that lets you trigger the BANG! remotly.
dude.... typos :(

The pizzalloon. Seriously. It's a spherical, mostly airtight pizza filled with helium. A floating pizza. Sheer genious!

No? Fine then... um, being able to download your mind into a computer. That'd be great. You could like... 'live' forever, unless someone deleted you or you caught a virus.