NationStates Jolt Archive

Or, was, yesterday, but that really doesn't matter.
Every year my dad picks out some gifts for my mom, and I think she automatically rejects them just because... they're from my dad.
So he bought her a gift for me this year.
I hand it to her and she loves it.
I don't even know what the things look like.
I feel guilty.
Yeah... I'm going to hell. :mad:

Yeah... I'm going to hell. :mad:
Join the club, I think we all are.
I have a special place in hell, I'm Jewish. *swells chest out proudly*

Join the club, I think we all are.
I have a special place in hell, I'm Jewish. *swells chest out proudly*
Jewish people are cool.
Don't they not believe in hell?

Jewish people are cool.
Don't they not believe in hell?
I was pretty sure they did...

crazy, my moms birthday was yesterday as well

crazy, my moms birthday was yesterday as well
My mom's birthday was the 22nd.

Jewish people are cool.
Don't they not believe in hell?
Thanks for the vote of confidence.
Meh, those are the small details, it doesn't matter to those crazy fundie christians.

My mom's birthday was the 22nd.
Hm... maybe there's some weird cosmic reason why we're all nerds who post on a site where you make your own country. LoL.

Thanks for the vote of confidence.
Meh, those are the small details, it doesn't matter to those crazy fundie christians.
Nothing matters to "those crazy fundie christians", not even the contradictions in their own Bible. But eh, whatever. To each his own I guess.

Hm... maybe there's some weird cosmic reason why we're all nerds who post on a site where you make your own country. LoL.

but I post so I can procrastinate, no other reason really. When I don't actually have stuff I need to do, I actually do stuff!

Or, was, yesterday, but that really doesn't matter.
Every year my dad picks out some gifts for my mom, and I think she automatically rejects them just because... they're from my dad.
So he bought her a gift for me this year.
I hand it to her and she loves it.
I don't even know what the things look like.
I feel guilty.
Yeah... I'm going to hell. :mad:
dont worry hell cant be that bad with the south park guys and the penny arcade guys

but I post so I can procrastinate, no other reason really. When I don't actually have stuff I need to do, I actually do stuff!
I was just kidding. LoL.

I was just kidding. LoL.
I know you were. I just wanted to point that out, I was thinking of putting a disclaimer on it.

i still dont get why youre going to hell?

dont worry hell cant be that bad with the south park guys and the penny arcade guys
Well, appaerently most webcomic creators are going to hell. Be interesting to see BM.

Happy Birthday to her!

I forgot my mom's birthday. She had to phone me up and say, "You didn't wish me a happy birthday!"