Say something bad about the U.S.
Greater Valia
30-01-2005, 10:13
Well, its pretty self-explanatory.
Hammolopolis
30-01-2005, 10:14
America is a poopyhead!
Do I win?
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
30-01-2005, 10:14
i live here.
eh, why not.. someone was gonna do it.
Stormforge
30-01-2005, 10:15
Let's get it out of the way. Americans are dumb. They don't know anything about the world outside their little corner of the United States.
Neo-Anarchists
30-01-2005, 10:15
i live here.
eh, why not.. someone was gonna do it.
They haven't kicked me out yet.
Antebellum South
30-01-2005, 10:15
lol america
Stormforge
30-01-2005, 10:16
Let's get it out of the way. Americans are dumb. They don't know anything about the world outside their little corner of the United States.I wasn't being serious, by the way.
Greedy Pig
30-01-2005, 10:23
Say something bad about the US
"Something bad about the US."
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
30-01-2005, 10:24
They haven't kicked me out yet.
of course, we could use the whole "hell is here" thing.
thats still funny to me.
The Black Forrest
30-01-2005, 10:26
Ok????
How about Televangalists?
We let Celine Dion in?
Let's get it out of the way. Americans are dumb. They don't know anything about the world outside their little corner of the United States.
and most of the world doesn't know what happens here, we kinda like it that way. Its how we were before the world wars brought us out to kick the trouble maker's asses. Then we found out that kicking ass was fun, and now we kick ass, and keep to ourselves about it. Don't blame America for your world wars damn it. You let us taste kicking ass and we liked it. Up to that point we had only really kicked ass on our own soil. You outsiders are so funny, lol
Cannot think of a name
30-01-2005, 10:29
This needed a warning label (http://www.browardchd.org/Hot_Topics/Fireworks_files/image006.gif).
I find that most American's are arogant and a little on the stupid side.
The Most Glorious Hack
30-01-2005, 10:32
We let Celine Dion in?
Not only that, but we gave that harpy a permanent gig in Vegas!
Blessed Assurance
30-01-2005, 10:38
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Not only that, but we gave that harpy a permanent gig in Vegas!
Well, it is called the city of sin for a reason, if you don't let the she-devils sing, it just doesn't fit. Its already hot as hell, now you just have to toss in the tortured screams, thus where she comes in.
Blessed Assurance
30-01-2005, 10:39
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The Black Forrest
30-01-2005, 10:47
Well, it is called the city of sin for a reason, if you don't let the she-devils sing, it just doesn't fit. Its already hot as hell, now you just have to toss in the tortured screams, thus where she comes in.
Ok that made me laugh! :D
Occidio Multus
30-01-2005, 10:50
They haven't kicked me out yet.
ROFLMAO
Occidio Multus
30-01-2005, 10:51
Say something bad about the US
"Something bad about the US."
LOL
Ok that made me laugh! :D
I do try at times. And haveing recently moved out of Las Vegas after living there for a month, let me tell you, I know why its called sin city.
All over the ground you have slutty cards advertising "escorts" which are glorified hookers, though sex is purely by chance after all.
People are smokeing everywhere you go, they have done studies now that a person working at it are like 100 times more likely to get cancer then just smokeing alone.
Along with the weather you get to know what the air pollution is at, and how safe it is to breath outside.
But other then sweating your ass off, losing your money to slots, and seeing drunk people, its not really that bad....really?
Water Cove
30-01-2005, 11:23
Bush is Julius Ceasar
The Americans are the romans
Cadilac is SPQR
Al Quaida is Carthage
The Middle East is Greece
Europe is Egypt
Kerry should have been Brutus
The War Hawks are the Senate
North Korea are going to be the Vandals
Cuba is the tiny Gallic village that bravely resist the roman overlords
The Welfare State is a magic potion (which America doesn't have)
America is the world’s bullyboy.
New Fuglies
30-01-2005, 11:44
Americans are fat and eat too many cheeseburgers. :D
Haken Rider
30-01-2005, 11:49
in practice rhey have a two-party system and still they keep rambling on about their freedom and democracy.
I call it a duo-dictatorship.
But great food!
Hodensack
30-01-2005, 13:10
America hasn't beaten up Canada and taken their milk money yet.
Möpse!
Homeglan
30-01-2005, 13:18
Bush is Julius Ceasar
The Americans are the romans
Cadilac is SPQR
Al Quaida is Carthage
The Middle East is Greece
Europe is Egypt
Kerry should have been Brutus
The War Hawks are the Senate
North Korea are going to be the Vandals
Cuba is the tiny Gallic village that bravely resist the roman overlords
The Welfare State is a magic potion (which America doesn't have)
The welfare state is America's unwilling little buddy, the United Kingdom
New Fuglies
30-01-2005, 13:24
America hasn't beaten up Canada and taken their milk money yet.
Last time they tried da big bully got pwnt. :D
Johnny Wadd
30-01-2005, 14:29
Last time they tried da big bully got pwnt. :D
Sorry but Canada wasn't a nation at that time! We did burn York though!
Super-power
30-01-2005, 14:31
Something bad about the US
Bunglejinx
30-01-2005, 14:59
Say something bad about the US
"Something bad about the US."
Yeah, because a country is better if no one dissents or criticizes anything it does! Good call!
New Fuglies
30-01-2005, 15:25
Sorry but Canada wasn't a nation at that time! We did burn York though!
See how wimpy they are. Canada didn't even exist and still won. :D
*ducks*
Johnny Wadd
30-01-2005, 15:28
See how wimpy they are. Canada didn't even exist and still won. :D
*ducks*
Well the Canadians never really invaded the states, wait you sent us Anne Murray!
New Fuglies
30-01-2005, 15:33
Well the Canadians never really invaded the states, wait you sent us Anne Murray!
And Jim Carey, John Candy, Shania Twain, Peter Jennings, Alanis Morrisette, Nickelback (urgh sorry, we should be bombed for Geneva Convention violations), Alex Trebek, Pamela Anderson, and most of your hockey players... and you still lose! :D
Johnny Wadd
30-01-2005, 15:50
And Jim Carey, John Candy, Shania Twain, Peter Jennings, Alanis Morrisette, Nickelback (urgh sorry, we should be bombed for Geneva Convention violations), Alex Trebek, Pamela Anderson, and most of your hockey players... and you still lose! :D
It's been a while since a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup. ;)
Anne Murray is the true Anti-Christ. Any nation that loves the Anti-Christ should be bombed. I mean the Carpenters were ok, but then she has to go and do covers of their songs? Dudette, WTF?
BTW if you are extolling the virtues of Canada, please do not list your crappy exports.
Jim Carey?? What has he done lately that is even noteworthy?
Candy, now he was funny, but the only thing he has done lately is decompose.
Shania Twain? Are you seriously bragging about her?
Jennings? You are desperate!
Alanis, granted her album sold alot of copies, but she has bombed lately.
Nickleback, yes you should be bombed! :mad:
Trebeck? Who is a tool?
Pam, yes she is porno quality, but with Hep C and her choice of men, I pass.
The Supreme Rabbit
30-01-2005, 15:54
Say something bad about the U.S...
"Vanilla Ice"
Johnny Wadd
30-01-2005, 15:57
Say something bad about the U.S...
Me!
or
Political Correctness!
Unaha-Closp
30-01-2005, 16:04
Say something bad about the U.S...
American cars are unreliable crap.
Reaper_2k3
30-01-2005, 16:14
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Jim Carey?? What has he done lately that is even noteworthy?
i was under the impression limony snickett's a series of very unfortunate events was very popular
and the rest are cheap shots because yo ucant think of anytthing intelligent to say
Gazzmania
30-01-2005, 16:17
Say something bad about the U.S...
Me!
or
Political Correctness!
I wish that were true, about all this PC nonsense being confined to The States, but it is sadly not the case. There are a myriad ridiculous examples from the UK gathered here, by rightly irate victims of the PC virus.
http://www.capc.co.uk/
(under the "Your Stories" section).
Bunglejinx
30-01-2005, 16:23
"Vanilla Ice"
Come on now that's just a low blow!
Jump Street
30-01-2005, 16:26
Bush is Julius Ceasar
The Americans are the romans
Cadilac is SPQR
Al Quaida is Carthage
The Middle East is Greece
Europe is Egypt
Kerry should have been Brutus
The War Hawks are the Senate
North Korea are going to be the Vandals
Cuba is the tiny Gallic village that bravely resist the roman overlords
The Welfare State is a magic potion (which America doesn't have)
La di Da!
i especially like the primary and seventh levels.
*grins*
i always have liked that Et tu Brute line of Julius Caesar...
too bad it wasnt ever really said..
something bad of the us..er.. Id just say the bloody ruler..
You need to bugger off Bush!
Bloody hell..damned Right winged Theocratic dictators...
Off now to watch Harold and Maude, Edward Scissorhands, Benny & Joon, and From Hell (like your bloody W.)
Johnny Depp
love,
Carnivorous Lickers
30-01-2005, 16:42
Whew, I was nervous for a minute that there might be something of substance here against the US. I'm glad those with something bad to say about it have been and remain at best, petty and insignificant twits, unhappy about their own countries and ways of life, and desperate for change they cant bring about.
Kwangistar
30-01-2005, 16:52
Ted Kennedy
:(
Tactical Grace
30-01-2005, 16:54
This will probably get locked for being trolling, but since no-one has posted anything really bad yet, here's my contribution:
"OMFG it's a black woman's BREAST!" :eek:
Yeah. That moment. The world laughed long and hard for a whole week, I can tell you. Pathetic.
Nsendalen
30-01-2005, 16:55
Whew, I was nervous for a minute that there might be something of substance here against the US. I'm glad those with something bad to say about it have been and remain at best, petty and insignificant twits, unhappy about their own countries and ways of life, and desperate for change they cant bring about.
If I make a sculpture, but later find an irrepairable flaw in it, I can't change it, but it's still got something bad about it.
:p
Omega the Black
30-01-2005, 17:14
They haven't kicked me out yet.
:D Sorry but the temptation is too much. They haven't kicked you out yet? Well what else can we say to top that!!! :D
Omega the Black
30-01-2005, 17:21
It's been a while since a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup. ;)
Anne Murray is the true Anti-Christ. Any nation that loves the Anti-Christ should be bombed. I mean the Carpenters were ok, but then she has to go and do covers of their songs? Dudette, WTF?
BTW if you are extolling the virtues of Canada, please do not list your crappy exports.
Jim Carey?? What has he done lately that is even noteworthy?
Candy, now he was funny, but the only thing he has done lately is decompose.
Shania Twain? Are you seriously bragging about her?
Jennings? You are desperate!
Alanis, granted her album sold alot of copies, but she has bombed lately.
Nickleback, yes you should be bombed! :mad:
Trebeck? Who is a tool?
Pam, yes she is porno quality, but with Hep C and her choice of men, I pass.
Well in defence of our hockey teams we don't have the money to buy our way in. I feel I really should defend Canada's honour, but against these charges.... Yeah so hows the weather down there?
Greedy Pig
30-01-2005, 17:39
US Doesn't exist!! It's all in our head!!
It's like the bogeyman story where our mom keeps on telling us that unless we go to sleep, the Bogeyman would come out of our closets and eat us alive.
US is like the Bogeyman. They tell us there's some big Superpower nation out there in the world, that is so technologically powerful that they can drop a bomb and hit a coin from the sky. And that they have planes that fly so fast that by the time we hear them, we'll be dead.
US doesn't exist! There is only one major land mass! Asia, Europe and Africa!. If we sail into the unknown seas we'll drop off the world. Everybody knows our world is flat.
Gnostikos
30-01-2005, 17:44
We eat babies like Snickers Poppables.
Johnny Wadd
30-01-2005, 17:45
i was under the impression limony snickett's a series of very unfortunate events was very popular
and the rest are cheap shots because yo ucant think of anytthing intelligent to say
They weren't cheap shots, they were the truth! Prove me otherwise.
Limony sucked balls. Almost as unfunny as Mike Meyers and his Austin Powers spiel!
Johnny Wadd
30-01-2005, 17:48
Well in defence of our hockey teams we don't have the money to buy our way in. I feel I really should defend Canada's honour, but against these charges.... Yeah so hows the weather down there?
I hear you little buddy. ;)
BTW it's so cold, my stumps are sore! :mad: Thank you Canada for that blasted artic air!
Johnny Wadd
30-01-2005, 17:50
We eat babies like Snickers Poppables.
Didn't you know that KFC's popcorn chicken is actually made from the discarded fetus' of evil Americans?
"they have done studies now that a person working at it are like 100 times more likely to get cancer then just smokeing alone"
Show me your studies, because that statement is untrue.
Glitziness
30-01-2005, 17:54
Wow, and I thought this thread would be full of pathetic random insults... :rolleyes:
Nsendalen
30-01-2005, 18:00
Wow, and I thought this thread would be full of pathetic random insults... :rolleyes:
Hey, it attracted Wadd.
/cheapshot