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Are wacko. Therefore the age of consent should be 35. Younger than that and they ain't got common sense and are easily taken advantage of.

You just go ahead and send all those crazy women my way if you aren't interested.

Go away.

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Okay, he/we will go away, when you send him the women. Until then, we are here:D

Kind of stupid to put the age of consent past many womens healthy childbearing years. Sure many of them still can bear children but them and the children are not going to be as healthy

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that, my friend, is funnier then hell. im suprised he lasted this long.

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this post made me laugh so frigging hard, i fellout of my chair.
* reels across the country, slams into matt, since the other guy sent me away*

Are wacko. Therefore the age of consent should be 35. Younger than that and they ain't got common sense and are easily taken advantage of.
tell us what happened! what did she DO to you?

Go away.

What did I do? You didn't honestly expect anyone to take your thread seriously, did you?

Are wacko. Therefore the age of consent should be 35. Younger than that and they ain't got common sense and are easily taken advantage of.
i also have to tell you, if the age of consent was really raised to 35, and the sex rate went down, would you really want to screw a 35 year old half dried up vag? they only work when they gvet used!

Are wacko. Therefore the age of consent should be 35. Younger than that and they ain't got common sense and are easily taken advantage of.

An idea so stupid and unrealistic and intended to provoke flames that it is practically spam.

You didn't honestly expect anyone to take your thread seriously, did you?

come to think of it, i have seen this kinda angry/pissed thread from him before, maybe he just tends to rant when hes drunk or something

Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.

Jesus built women? Then where did Mary come from?

Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.

flawless use of the family guy quote - 10 points for team hammolopolis

that, my friend, is funnier then hell.

And that's saying much, I've heard that hell can be a very funny place :p

tell us what happened! what did she DO to you?

Or perhaps it's something she did NOT do?

Or would not let HIM do?

And that's saying much, I've heard that hell can be a very funny place :p

hell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan)

tell us what happened! what did she DO to you?
You really want to know? She tried to poison me. Then she was spying on me and following me around. Then she claim I'm the one trying to harass her. A very good thing I recorded almost every single conversation I've had with her. Why? Cause I knew she was up to something, and I was right. I record all of my conversations cause I don't trust anyone. And now I see I am fully justified in doing this. Cause everyone is out to cause me harm.

hell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan)
Hilarious :D

Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.

Go ahead. Cheapen some shows frase to make it eventually unfunny.

By the way, I was gonna mention taking womens right to vote, but that one's pretty obvious, since nobody wants them to vote, except women, but they don't count...

You really want to know? She tried to poison me. Then she was spying on me and following me around. Then she claim I'm the one trying to harass her. A very good thing I recorded almost every single conversation I've had with her. Why? Cause I knew she was up to something, and I was right. I record all of my conversations cause I don't trust anyone. And now I see I am fully justified in doing this. Cause everyone is out to cause me harm.

are you famous or just insanely paranoid?

i also have to tell you, if the age of consent was really raised to 35, and the sex rate went down, would you really want to screw a 35 year old half dried up vag? they only work when they gvet used!
good for population control. Less people making kids with low iqs no common sense.

Hilarious :D

they sell bats there... so the you could say "look at my bat - outta hell."

i am going to take a trip there at some point. it will be fun. i will eat ice cream.

hell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan)


It says there are only 266 people in hell, which I find hard to believe!

You really want to know? She tried to poison me. Then she was spying on me and following me around. Then she claim I'm the one trying to harass her. A very good thing I recorded almost every single conversation I've had with her. Why? Cause I knew she was up to something, and I was right. I record all of my conversations cause I don't trust anyone. And now I see I am fully justified in doing this. Cause everyone is out to cause me harm.

I'm no psychiatrist, but this sounds like paranoia or schizophrenia.

Have you been taking your pills?

You really want to know? She tried to poison me. Then she was spying on me and following me around. Then she claim I'm the one trying to harass her. A very good thing I recorded almost every single conversation I've had with her. Why? Cause I knew she was up to something, and I was right. I record all of my conversations cause I don't trust anyone. And now I see I am fully justified in doing this. Cause everyone is out to cause me harm.
wanna go out on a date? :D

they sell bats there... so the you could say "look at my bat - outta hell."
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ROFLMAO.

are you famous or just insanely paranoid?
when she gave that soda a couple of weeks back, it tasted like it had bleach in it and I was sick for two fucking weeks. Go ahead and laugh a hole.

It says there are only 266 people in hell, which I find hard to believe!

yeah, and who would have thought hell was here, in america, used as a cheap tourist ploy to sell bats.

wanna go out on a date? :D

haaaahahahahah. ah thats prime.

when she gave that soda a couple of weeks back, it tasted like it had bleach in it and I was sick for two fucking weeks. Go ahead and laugh a hole.
I'm laughing. She gave you a soda that tasted like bleach and you drank it.

I'm not exactly James Bond, but I think I could have avoided this clever little trap.

The obvious question is "how do you know what bleach tastes like?" but it's really quite silly because if you know what it smells like you can have a reasonable idea of what it might taste like.

What was the point of this post again?

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ROTFLMAO

wanna go out on a date? :D

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie....

when she gave that soda a couple of weeks back, it tasted like it had bleach in it and I was sick for two fucking weeks. Go ahead and laugh a hole.

soo.... paranoid?

and what does bleach taste like? i bet its nasty.

I'm laughing. She gave you a soda that tasted like bleach and you drank it.

I'm not exactly James Bond, but I think I could have avoided this clever little trap.
No I didn't drink the soda. But I did eat the Ice Cream which did taste funny.

I'm laughing. She gave you a soda that tasted like bleach and you drank it.

I'm not exactly James Bond, but I think I could have avoided this clever little trap.

Not to mention that bleach would do a little bit more than just make you feel ill.

hell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan)
Do I dare click this?

Oh sorry man, that wasn't bleech you tasted in your soda. I had to go to the bathroom and there wasn't a bathroom for miles :D

The obvious question is "how do you know what bleach tastes like?" but it's really quite silly because if you know what it smells like you can have a reasonable idea of what it might taste like.

What was the point of this post again?
And eh, how bout you explain how I am supposed to know how bleach tastes like if my olfactory organs don't work. They have never worked. I don't have a sense of smell.

It's not OUR fault you attract psychos. :p

No I didn't drink the soda. But I did eat the Ice Cream which did taste funny.
So at that point you're thinking, "Well the soda has bleach in it, but I'm sure the weird tasting ice cream is fine"

Yeah, somehow thats not much better.

soo.... paranoid?

and what does bleach taste like? i bet its nasty.
yes, it makes you feel sick.

I'm laughing. She gave you a soda that tasted like bleach and you drank it.

I'm not exactly James Bond, but I think I could have avoided this clever little trap.
dead from laughing at this post. i just fucking died.ahahahahaha

Not to mention that bleach would do a little bit more than just make you feel ill.
Like vomiting? I did a lot of that.

yes, it makes you feel sick.
I thought you didn't drink it :confused:

So at that point you're thinking, "Well the soda has bleach in it, but I'm sure the weird tasting ice cream is fine"

Yeah, somehow thats not much better.
stop, now, i am sobbing!! actual tears.

Like vomiting? I did a lot of that.
was it white, because it was bleached?

I thought you didn't drink it :confused:
I didn't. I only took a couple of sips so she wouldn't know that I suspected anything.

And eh, how bout you explain how I am supposed to know how bleach tastes like if my olfactory organs don't work. They have never worked. I don't have a sense of smell.

Er, now you have some 'splainin to do. How do you know what bleach tastes like if you have no sense of smell? How can you isolate different tastes so acutely at all? Unless I'm very mistaken, smell and taste are very closely connected senses and a limited sense of smell will impair your sense of taste.

Whatever. Women are awesome.

Like vomiting? I did a lot of that.
How about melting your insides? Without treatment from a hospital or poison control, you aren't going to have a good life after this. Vomiting doesn't help, just burns you on the way back up.

Like vomiting? I did a lot of that.

Did you notice a slight severe red coloration?

I didn't. I only took a couple of sips so she wouldn't know that I suspected anything.

and you were sick for 4 weeks? was it ultra-bleach?

was it white, because it was bleached?
Actually yes it was white.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie....
*continues singing*
it's paranoy-ay!!!





















get it? rhyme paranoia with amore???? :D

and you were sick for 4 weeks? was it ultra-bleach?

Maybe it was a bottle of Clorox. Are you missing any other senses besides smell, Whittier?

Er, now you have some 'splainin to do. How do you know what bleach tastes like if you have no sense of smell? How can you isolate different tastes so acutely at all? Unless I'm very mistaken, smell and taste are very closely connected senses and a limited sense of smell will impair your sense of taste.

Whatever. Women are awesome.

dissed

If you're joking, then ok its pretty funny. If your not...... then sir you are a psycho, please tell me you are joking!!!!

Er, now you have some 'splainin to do. How do you know what bleach tastes like if you have no sense of smell? How can you isolate different tastes so acutely at all? Unless I'm very mistaken, smell and taste are very closely connected senses and a limited sense of smell will impair your sense of taste.

Whatever. Women are awesome.
It tasted soapy.

Say, what if that women wasn,t really a woman?

What if it was some space monster who wanted to see how the human body reacted to ingesting bleach?

What if it really was a man, and that you've been poisoned by an evil transvestite/transexual who wanted you to accuse women?

What if it's all part of a huge conspiracy? o_O

Er, now you have some 'splainin to do. How do you know what bleach tastes like if you have no sense of smell? How can you isolate different tastes so acutely at all? Unless I'm very mistaken, smell and taste are very closely connected senses and a limited sense of smell will impair your sense of taste.

Whatever. Women are awesome.

I have an aunt who lost her sense of smell after a head injury. Still can taste.

from the sounds of it, i dont think you have many options. maybe you should learn to live with an insane homicidal woman.

and i have yet to understand a reason for the whole thing...

You've accomplished little except establishing (a likely deserved) opinion about your IQ, and eenerating a very high Post Per Minute

A very good thing I recorded almost every single conversation I've had with her. Why? Cause I knew she was up to something
Hahaha! That's called paranoia.

Actually yes it was white.
maybe that white vomit was actually arsenic soaked cotton balls she shoved up your rectum while you were sleeping!!! did you ever think of THAT????

You really want to know? She tried to poison me. Then she was spying on me and following me around. Then she claim I'm the one trying to harass her. A very good thing I recorded almost every single conversation I've had with her. Why? Cause I knew she was up to something, and I was right. I record all of my conversations cause I don't trust anyone. And now I see I am fully justified in doing this. Cause everyone is out to cause me harm.
Hang on, you get yourself involved with an alledged poisoning stalker who raises your suspicions to the point where you feel obliged to tape your conversations with you, on the 'off chance' she turns up nuts, and then reason that this means both everyone is out to get you, and that women shouldnt be able to consent until their 30, because apparently they (females) are not able to make rational decisions about when, who and if they 'consort' sexually with others?
Interesting way of looking at it. Might I suggest in future, when you find someone you suspect might be a nutter, instead of taping your converasations with them, you simply refrain from having sex with them....

And she flipped when I said I liked another girl instead of her.

You might have deserved each other. If you knew she was such a nut that you recorded conversations, why weren't you already gone?

It tasted soapy.
That would mean it is soap.
You suffered from an acute case of soap poisoning, you're lucky you didn't go blind. I'm pretty sure only Life Boy does that.

from the sounds of it, i dont think you have many options. maybe you should learn to live with an insane homicidal woman.

and i have yet to understand a reason for the whole thing...
hell no. I want nothing to do with her.

maybe that white vomit was actually arsenic soaked cotton balls she shoved up your rectum while you were sleeping!!! did you ever think of THAT????

man.. i hope i dont get an insane chick to do stuff like that..


wait - how did you think that up? have you ever met whitter?

It tasted soapy.
I have unfortunately had trace amounts of bleach in my mouth, Not enough to even really swallow. But enough to taste it. A lot. Not very soapy. The biggest similarity is the bitter aftertaste. The closest tast I can think of is swimming pool water. But much much stronger.

MY 1,000th POST !!!!!!!!

Hang on, you get yourself involved with an alledged poisoning stalker who raises your suspicions to the point where you feel obliged to tape your conversations with you, on the 'off chance' she turns up nuts, and then reason that this means both everyone is out to get you, and that women shouldnt be able to consent until their 30, because apparently they (females) are not able to make rational decisions about when, who and if they 'consort' sexually with others?
Interesting way of looking at it. Might I suggest in future, when you find someone you suspect might be a nutter, instead of taping your converasations with them, you simply refrain from having sex with them....

You beat me to it.

You got problems, dude, but they ain't "Women".

And you wouldn't if your girlfriend said she liked another guy?

Heck, I'd probably get vengeful too.

Better idea: lets ban men from sex until they're 35, then they won't cheat.

I have unfortunately had trace amounts of bleach in my mouth, Not enough to even really swallow. But enough to taste it. A lot. Not very soapy. The biggest similarity is the bitter aftertaste. The closest tast I can think of is swimming pool water. But much much stronger.

That's because it is the same basic chemical, only much, much stronger.

and another question.. what does age have anything to do with her insanity? why would a woman over 35 be safe?

Hang on, you get yourself involved with an alledged poisoning stalker who raises your suspicions to the point where you feel obliged to tape your conversations with you, on the 'off chance' she turns up nuts, and then reason that this means both everyone is out to get you, and that women shouldnt be able to consent until their 30, because apparently they (females) are not able to make rational decisions about when, who and if they 'consort' sexually with others?
Interesting way of looking at it. Might I suggest in future, when you find someone you suspect might be a nutter, instead of taping your converasations with them, you simply refrain from having sex with them....
I never had sex with her. How can I? I have an acute fear of being touched and also a fear of Beautiful women and a fear of being in love. Hence I am still a virgin. The only way I can talk to a beautiful woman is to write her a note, cause if I try to talk to one, I get paralyzed and the world feels like it is closing in around me and my airways get constricted.

I must admit to doing some weird stuff to my ex when I found out he cheated on me, but I didn't try to kill him.

I never had sex with her. How can I? I have an acute fear of being touched and also a fear of Beautiful women and a fear of being in love. Hence I am still a virgin. The only way I can talk to a beautiful woman is to write her a note, cause if I try to talk to one, I get paralyzed and the world feels like it is closing in around me and my airways get constricted.
This is a problem.

And you wouldn't if your girlfriend said she liked another guy?

Heck, I'd probably get vengeful too.

Better idea: lets ban men from sex until they're 35, then they won't cheat.
You don't understand. I was not with her. I was never with her.

I never had sex with her. How can I? I have an acute fear of being touched and also a fear of Beautiful women and a fear of being in love. Hence I am still a virgin. The only way I can talk to a beautiful woman is to write her a note, cause if I try to talk to one, I get paralyzed and the world feels like it is closing in around me and my airways get constricted.

Mate. See a shrink.
There's introverts and there's paranoics.
You're the latter.

I never had sex with her. How can I? I have an acute fear of being touched and also a fear of Beautiful women and a fear of being in love. Hence I am still a virgin. The only way I can talk to a beautiful woman is to write her a note, cause if I try to talk to one, I get paralyzed and the world feels like it is closing in around me and my airways get constricted.

In all seriousness, you need to see a shrink. This sort of disabling fear is way not normal. Some anti-anxiety meds might help too.

I must admit to doing some weird stuff to my ex when I found out he cheated on me, but I didn't try to kill him.

Do share.

I must admit to doing some weird stuff to my ex when I found out he cheated on me, but I didn't try to kill him.

see, that is perfectly understandable. if i was dating someone, i had better damn well be greatful for her being with me, and if i tell her i like someone else, i had better expect to take some shit.

whitter, maybe its just me who thinks that way, im going to go out on a limb and say you might have done something to piss her off.

That's because it is the same basic chemical, only much, much stronger.
Yup. Our friend Chlorine. Cl Atomic # 17

Whittier reminds me of myself the first time I tried out an AOL 100 hours free demo on my shiny new 9600 baud modem. I went straight to the forums and started making up the craziest stuff. I couldnt get over how cool it was to make up and debate rediculous stories with unsuspecting net heds.

see, that is perfectly understandable. if i was dating someone, i had better damn well be greatful for her being with me, and if i tell her i like someone else, i had better expect to take some shit.

whitter, maybe its just me who thinks that way, im going to go out on a limb and say you might have done something to piss her off.
I never did anything. I asked her on repeatedly occassions both verbally and in notes if I had done anything to offend. And she always said no. And she said she would tell me if I did, that way I could correct whatever it was.

If you fix things a little, so your not so freaked out by stuff, maybe you'll attract a more normal female. Just because you have such a crippling fear of women you shouldn't be forced to settle for someone so off kilter she tries to off you.

I never had sex with her. How can I? I have an acute fear of being touched and also a fear of Beautiful women and a fear of being in love. Hence I am still a virgin. The only way I can talk to a beautiful woman is to write her a note, cause if I try to talk to one, I get paralyzed and the world feels like it is closing in around me and my airways get constricted.
hey. write me a note. :D

see, that is perfectly understandable. if i was dating someone, i had better damn well be greatful for her being with me, and if i tell her i like someone else, i had better expect to take some shit.

whitter, maybe its just me who thinks that way, im going to go out on a limb and say you might have done something to piss her off.
????
she said she didn't like me. That she only want to be friends. If that so, then it shouldn't bother her that I like someone else.

I never had sex with her. How can I? I have an acute fear of being touched and also a fear of Beautiful women and a fear of being in love. Hence I am still a virgin. The only way I can talk to a beautiful woman is to write her a note, cause if I try to talk to one, I get paralyzed and the world feels like it is closing in around me and my airways get constricted.
Then I fail to see how you think
Are wacko. Therefore the age of consent should be 35. Younger than that and they ain't got common sense and are easily taken advantage of.
is in anyway relevent to the story that you have offered as an explanation. In what way is this person's alledged behavior supporting evidence for the premise 'women shouldnt have sex until they are 30'
and/or
'women ain't got common sense and are easily taken advantage of'.

I dont want to put too finer point on it, but I dont know any women so easily taken advantage of, that she will drink bleach just so her alledged stalker doesnt realise she is suspicious...I suggest if your story indicates someone lacks common sense and is easily taken for a ride, it's not women-kind...

Whittier reminds me of myself the first time I tried out an AOL 100 hours free demo on my shiny new 9600 baud modem. I went straight to the forums and started making up the craziest stuff. I couldnt get over how cool it was to make up and debate rediculous stories with unsuspecting net heds.
hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah. that rules!

hey. write me a note. :D

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine....

Then I fail to see how you think

is in anyway relevent to the story that you have offered as an explanation. In what way is this person's alledged behavior supporting evidence for the premise 'women shouldnt have sex until they are 30'
and/or
'women ain't got common sense and are easily taken advantage of'.

I dont want to put too finer point on it, but I dont know any women so easily taken advantage of, that she will drink bleach just so her alledged stalker doesnt realise she is suspicious...I suggest if your story indicates someone lacks common sense and is easily taken for a ride, it's not women-kind...
she said she was fucked by a 40 year old man when she was 16. I think that fucked her head up.

Do share.

Put Nair in his shampoo.
Fiberglass insulation in his shorts.
Injected Tabasco into condom packages.
Dead shrimp in the shower curtain rod. Took him forever to find them.
I probably wouldn't have been as pissed, but the girl he cheated with had herpes. If he'd given it to me, I might have killed him.

she said she was fucked by a 40 year old man when she was 16. I think that fucked her head up.
Relevence? I dont doubt if you asked her, she would also admit to being born, however that's no explanation or cause so far as her alledged behaviour is concerned...

????
she said she didn't like me. That she only want to be friends. If that so, then it shouldn't bother her that I like someone else.

doenst mean you didnt piss her off somewere down the road.

Whittier reminds me of myself the first time I tried out an AOL 100 hours free demo on my shiny new 9600 baud modem. I went straight to the forums and started making up the craziest stuff. I couldnt get over how cool it was to make up and debate rediculous stories with unsuspecting net heds.

yeah, thats reminds me of the time i harrassed people on the internet.

"hmm.. if you can have cyber-sex - can you cyber-rape someone?"

...it didnt work.

she said she was fucked by a 40 year old man when she was 16. I think that fucked her head up.
Well she sure F***ed you in a totally different sense of the word. ANd it appears you may be a little F***ed up anyways. So so far you are ahead 2-1 (that is a bad thing)(for you)

And eh, how bout you explain how I am supposed to know how bleach tastes like if my olfactory organs don't work. They have never worked. I don't have a sense of smell.

ummm. then how can you taste the bleach to begin with? or know that the ice cream tasted funny. I really hope everything you've told us is true, cause it's hilarious.

"hmm.. if you can have cyber-sex - can you cyber-rape someone?"

:headbang:
*shudders*

Put Nair in his shampoo.
Fiberglass insulation in his shorts.
Injected Tabasco into condom packages.
Dead shrimp in the shower curtain rod. Took him forever to find them.
I probably wouldn't have been as pissed, but the girl he cheated with had herpes. If he'd given it to me, I might have killed him.
Wow...

I don't ever want to piss you off.

ummm. then how can you taste the bleach to begin with? or know that the ice cream tasted funny. I really hope everything you've told us is true, cause it's hilarious.
you don't need smell to be able to taste.

shit, I don't want this shit to notify me when someone replyes, yet it's been doing it tons of times even if I already disabled it!!

Whittier reminds me of myself the first time I tried out an AOL 100 hours free demo on my shiny new 9600 baud modem. I went straight to the forums and started making up the craziest stuff. I couldnt get over how cool it was to make up and debate rediculous stories with unsuspecting net heds.
I used to have a problem with random people messaging me, and eventually I came up with the idea of imitating other people's mannerisms and personalities.
One day I'd be an ex-con, the next someone on angel dust dribbling and ranting incomprehensibly, the next a bright, happy, moron.
My favourite was pretending to have violent mood swings. like bipolar, but greatly exaggerated.

It's a great way to get people to go away.

More proof she is looney:

She pops up at bookstores and other places I go to at the exact same time I arrive at those places.

I think I should get a restraining order against her coming near me.

:headbang:
*shudders*

eh, it was good fun for awhile. people actually let it go longer then you'd think. and yes, i did end it with "are you actually letting this happen? fuck, your sicker then i am, you desprate bastard."

Put Nair in his shampoo.
Fiberglass insulation in his shorts.
Injected Tabasco into condom packages.
Dead shrimp in the shower curtain rod. Took him forever to find them.
I probably wouldn't have been as pissed, but the girl he cheated with had herpes. If he'd given it to me, I might have killed him.

ok. Numbers one and four are hilariously awesome. But two and three make me very sad. No, i'm not saying that the asshole didn't have it coming, but theres a good risk of getting some random chick pregnant, which will ust screw up her life. and just thinking about the fiberglass thing makes my balls hurt. still and all, cheaters make me angry, and rotting shrimp in the room in which he attempts to wash is just perfect.

I think I should get a restraining order against her coming near me.
Please! Do it while you still have time! And be sure to see a psychiatrist for yourself on the side. He may be able to help you with your problems. :)

I think I should get a restraining order against her coming near me.
Good idea, since that usually makes psycho people lash out and actually attack the person with the restraining order. Also you don't have any actual evidence of anything, its all circumstantial.

I think I should get a restraining order against her coming near me.
I think you should get a restraining order preventing you from going near people. Until you have seen a shrink or two or three.

I used to have a problem with random people messaging me, and eventually I came up with the idea of imitating other people's mannerisms and personalities.
One day I'd be an ex-con, the next someone on angel dust dribbling and ranting incomprehensibly, the next a bright, happy, moron.
My favourite was pretending to have violent mood swings. like bipolar, but greatly exaggerated.

It's a great way to get people to go away.
my favorite answer to random messages? "buzz me later, me and my dad are jacking off on cam together, and we have to hurry and finish before my little sister bleeds to death" [sorry if anyone hurled when they read that]

Good idea, since that usually makes psycho people lash out and actually attack the person with the restraining order. Also you don't have any actual evidence of anything, its all circumstantial.If I can't get a restraining order, I'll get gun.

my favorite answer to random messages? "buzz me later, me and my dad are jacking off on cam together, and we have to hurry and finish before my little sister bleeds to death" [sorry if anyone hurled when they read that]

that would.... work.

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine....
i was just trying to get him to have a seizure or something, since he is so scared of wimminfolk

If I can't get a restraining order, I'll get gun.

oh, ok, i guess your not crazy afterall.



you do mean your gonna off yourself, right?

I think you should get a restraining order preventing you from going near people. Until you have seen a shrink or two or three.
shove it up your fucking ass.

oh, ok, i guess your not crazy afterall.



you do mean your gonna off yourself, right?
No. I'll off her if she tries to come near me.

my favorite answer to random messages? "buzz me later, me and my dad are jacking off on cam together, and we have to hurry and finish before my little sister bleeds to death" [sorry if anyone hurled when they read that]
*shudders* many, many times

I'm sorry to have to say this Whittier, but if you are not completely having us on, I have to wonder if rather than suggesting women shouldnt have sex until 30, you consider not letting yourself out (or anyone in) unless you are chaperoned by a trusted adult.

Why are you even accepting food from this person if they are stalking you? Why are you even encouraging a relationship even of the most casual kind if they are stalking you? Why have you not taken out a protection order based on her making false allegations (of harassment) against you, and the fact that you believe you were poisened by her, and the fact that she shows up where you do? Why have you not changed your routine?

that would.... work.
it did! so did- " hi. are you messaging me about the bestiality conference in san diego? if you are... i am bringing my great dane. hopefully, his balls are still hanging low like last night. are you the labrador owner, or the lady with the snakes?"

No. I'll off her if she tries to come near me.

ah well, then your still as crazy as her.

*shudders* many, many times
i know another guy , from yahoo that shudders, he is on here too. i wonder if he got that from you........

I'm sorry to have to say this Whittier, but if you are not completely having us on, I have to wonder if rather than suggesting women shouldnt have sex until 30, you consider not letting yourself out (or anyone in) unless you are chaperoned by a trusted adult.

Why are you even accepting food from this person if they are stalking you? Why are you even encouraging a relationship even of the most casual kind if they are stalking you? Why have you not taken out a protection order based on her making false allegations (of harassment) against you, and the fact that you believe you were poisened by her, and the fact that she shows up where you do? Why have you not changed your routine?
How do I get a protection order?

it did! so did- " hi. are you messaging me about the bestiality conference in san diego? if you are... i am bringing my great dane. hopefully, his balls are still hanging low like last night. are you the labrador owner, or the lady with the snakes?"

you know.. if i ever got that message i think i would go along with it..


then again, im fucking sick.

No. I'll off her if she tries to come near me.
you sound like the guy from beretta,robert bakely! he is this bad actor, on a bad crime show, who says funny tough guy stuff!!

you sound like the guy from beretta,robert bakely! he is this bad actor, on a bad crime show, who says funny tough guy stuff!!
Do you mean "Robert Blake"?

I want her to stay away from me.

you know.. if i ever got that message i think i would go along with it..


then again, im fucking sick.
LIke, OMG!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!! like, so am i!!!!!!dooood!!! iam like, OMG!!!!LOLZ!!!! so like cumpleeetleee sick 2!!!!!!!!! lets make out, k??? :fluffle:











oh wait. you are 16. fuck, i really AM sick.

Do you mean "Robert Blake"?
yeah him!

How do I get a protection order?
Get a lawyer if finances allow. Otherwise ring a citizen advice agency, or ring a local court house and ask what documents are needed, filing fee (if applicable), and what evidentiary standards there are, along with what you actually need to establish in order to prove that an order is appropriate. If necessary file any applicable charges against her at the local police station.

:D I want her to stay away from me.
are you talking about me??

yeah him!
That's the guy who shot his wife outside a restaurant, if I remember correctly...

:D
are you talking about me??
He's talking about the girl who poisoned him.

EDIT: Oohh!! I'm a Pimp now! :D

:D
are you talking about me??
no. I am talking about the crazy loony tune.

ok. Numbers one and four are hilariously awesome. But two and three make me very sad. No, i'm not saying that the asshole didn't have it coming, but theres a good risk of getting some random chick pregnant, which will ust screw up her life. and just thinking about the fiberglass thing makes my balls hurt. still and all, cheaters make me angry, and rotting shrimp in the room in which he attempts to wash is just perfect.

But doesn't it just make me the perfect one to warn him about dating psychos? :D

LIke, OMG!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!! like, so am i!!!!!!dooood!!! iam like, OMG!!!!LOLZ!!!! so like cumpleeetleee sick 2!!!!!!!!! lets make out, k??? :fluffle:

heh, are you mocking me?

i know another guy , from yahoo that shudders, he is on here too. i wonder if he got that from you........
I dunno, although I have noticed a couple of people doing it

no. I am talking about the crazy loony tune.

yeah. me then! kidding..............................

heh, are you mocking me?
mocking the type of chick guys your age have to pick from. hahahahahah.!!!!

mocking the type of chick guys your age have to pick from. hahahahahah.!!!!

yeah... they suck. most of em at least. of course im the only one my age who hates that goddamn internet lingo.

like, u no u luv it, hun!like, u no u wnt it, hottie! r u cumming ova 2nite? OMG!!! OMG!!! i just sed cumming!!! that is 2 gros 4 ne1!!!LOLZ!!!

yeah... they suck. most of em at least. of course im the only one my age who hates that goddamn internet lingo.
ph33r teh n37 L1ng0

like, u no u luv it, hun!like, u no u wnt it, hottie! r u cumming ova 2nite? OMG!!! OMG!!! i just sed cumming!!! that is 2 gros 4 ne1!!!LOLZ!!!

...you've had practice, havent you.

ph33r teh n37 L1ng0

er... eleventeen? is that the right answer?

er... eleventeen? is that the right answer?
Huh?

Huh?

i dont understand freeky-speek. i was guessing the answer.

by the way, it took me a second, but i got it.

...you've had practice, havent you.



yeah. i like to make my ultra serious death metal friends laugh in messenger.

yeah. i like to make my ultra serious death metal friends laugh in messenger.

ah, well that'll do it.

yeah. i like to make my ultra serious death metal friends laugh in messenger.
:D :fluffle: :D
Nice going. Gotta love Death Metal people. I played in a death metal band once. It was weird. I lasted a week.

Gee. All I've ever had to deal with are nympho gals with weird kinks who want to eat out my other female friends and beg me to do things to them their boyfriends won't...

And it sounds like she just didn't wash the soap off of her dishes very well.

Also sounds like you could be stalking her, but your psychological defenses are making it all her doing.

Go to your family, dude. Or get your phone book out and call emergency psychological services.

They'll put ONE of you in a straight jacket, depending on which one of you is the least sane.

(Huh. I have a cat I refer to as "Bitch Kitty" when she's in a mood... which she usually is...)

:D :fluffle: :D
Nice going. Gotta love Death Metal people. I played in a death metal band once. It was weird. I lasted a week. they probally still talk about you.
Worhammer says "heathens, do you recall that outsider branin?"
Lexicon the Dark one says" yes,my deviant neurons recall his utterly doomed place here in the burial chamber"
Krieg, Luster of All things Bloody says " he was not welcome. he wa s not of the dark vicious aura like we are, fellow brothers in death"
all three bow their heads, "AVE sathanas"

sound right?

they probally still talk about you.
Worhammer says "heathens, do you recall that outsider branin?"
Lexicon the Dark one says" yes,my deviant neurons recall his utterly doomed place here in the burial chamber"
Krieg, Luster of All things Bloody says " he was not welcome. he wa s not of the dark vicious aura like we are, fellow brothers in death"
all three bow their heads, "AVE sathanas"

sound right?
actually, we were a bunch of classical musicians playing death metal. The other ones were just really freakin bizzare and could do it.

actually, we were a bunch of classical musicians playing death metal. The other ones were just really freakin bizzare and could do it.
some of my friends are musicians, and they are supertalented. but the mind set is hysterical.

Gee. All I've ever had to deal with are nympho gals with weird kinks who want to eat out my other female friends and beg me to do things to them their boyfriends won't...

And it sounds like she just didn't wash the soap off of her dishes very well.

Also sounds like you could be stalking her, but your psychological defenses are making it all her doing.

Go to your family, dude. Or get your phone book out and call emergency psychological services.

They'll put ONE of you in a straight jacket, depending on which one of you is the least sane.

(Huh. I have a cat I refer to as "Bitch Kitty" when she's in a mood... which she usually is...)

Maybe she sneaks in and uses the net when you aren't looking.
But, of couse, she wouldn't use a name that might give you any idea it was her.
I'm not a cat. I'm not a cat. I'm not a cat.
You believe me, right?

Ok. Let's say you get the restraining order and she stays away. What then?
Are you going to get one for every girl who shows an interest in you. You said yourself you're frightened of contact. Well unless you get that sorted the most fun you'll have is with yourself.

Gee. All I've ever had to deal with are nympho gals with weird kinks who want to eat out my other female friends and beg me to do things to them their boyfriends won't...

And it sounds like she just didn't wash the soap off of her dishes very well.

Also sounds like you could be stalking her, but your psychological defenses are making it all her doing.

Go to your family, dude. Or get your phone book out and call emergency psychological services.

They'll put ONE of you in a straight jacket, depending on which one of you is the least sane.

(Huh. I have a cat I refer to as "Bitch Kitty" when she's in a mood... which she usually is...)

And you sir are a complete and total moron.

Ok. Let's say you get the restraining order and she stays away. What then?
Are you going to get one for every girl who shows an interest in you. You said yourself you're frightened of contact. Well unless you get that sorted the most fun you'll have is with yourself.
only against wackos like her.

some of my friends are musicians, and they are supertalented. but the mind set is hysterical.
Musicians are weird:D (yes I just condemned my self to weirdness)

And you sir are a complete and total moron.

Cos, you are perfectly sane and everything. You are like, the pinnacle of normalcy.

On a nonsarcastic note (for once) You are completely batshit insane. Please lock yourself in your home and stop harassing that poor woman. Good god, man.

Some of these threads just perplex me.

Sorry you have bad luck with women. But let me tell you this. Anyone who appears intensely paranoid is setting themselves up for a host of pranks and other problems. I know, because I was rather paranoid myself in middle school. Constantly owned by my peers. XP

Ease up on the paranoia. You'll feel better.

-Asylum Nova

You know what Whittier? You sound just like my mom.

Who happens to be bipolar with paranoid schizophrenic symptoms when she's in the depression stage of her bipolar disorder. I've had a lot of experience talking to her when she's like that and you definately are exhibiting the same symptoms. Get some help, seriously. If you're not joking around, you really need to talk to some people about this.

Go to a hospital and ask for an evaluation at the psych ward. I'm absolutely certain it'll help you.

http://forumspam.articblue.nl/post_related/flamewar/images/0096.jpg

And you sir are a complete and total moron.
Whittierl-, you REALLY need to lighten up here. Most likely, she didn't do ANYTHING wrong. I learned my lesson on this the HARD way. Twice, once in 2000, and once a little over a week ago.

One more thing...

"Be nice or I'll nuke you ;)"

You really want to know? She tried to poison me. Then she was spying on me and following me around. Then she claim I'm the one trying to harass her. A very good thing I recorded almost every single conversation I've had with her. Why? Cause I knew she was up to something, and I was right. I record all of my conversations cause I don't trust anyone. And now I see I am fully justified in doing this. Cause everyone is out to cause me harm.
when is the trial?

Whittierl-, you REALLY need to lighten up here. Most likely, she didn't do ANYTHING wrong. I learned my lesson on this the HARD way. Twice, once in 2000, and once a little over a week ago.
Oh, do tell.

One more thing...

"Be nice or I'll nuke you ;)"
*preemptively nukes PE*

Oh, do tell.
The first one, was when I was in 9th grade. Basically, I started taking Paxil (*retches*), which instantly changed my behavior. I started doing nasty stuff to this girl I had a serious crush on. It culminated on friday, march 3, when I did something really nasty, and that was the day I was taken off paxil. I blame that damned drug for ruining any chance I wanted to have with this girl.

The second one, which took place a week ago, should still be fresh in everyone's mind: I created an Axis of evil list here at NS, simply to get back a woman simply because she supported abortion.
*preemptively nukes PE*
*Nukes shot down by uber-SDI defense system* :p

And eh, how bout you explain how I am supposed to know how bleach tastes like if my olfactory organs don't work. They have never worked. I don't have a sense of smell.


How do you know it wasnt somone else at the resturaunt who was trying to poison you?

You are crazy, did you know that?

I think it would be obvious if the ice cream tasted like soap, that there would be something wrong with it.

Look, men are far less mature than women. Age of consent? There should be no age of consent. If anything men just need to keep their damn penis in their pants mroe. Age doesnt matter, as everyone matures at different ages so you're whole idea is kinda blown to hell. Screw you and youre "men are better than women" kind of thinking. without people like you the world would be a far better place to live. Jackass.

Btw, I didnt read anythin after the first page cuz it pissed me off.

You know what Whittier? You sound just like my mom.

Who happens to be bipolar with paranoid schizophrenic symptoms when she's in the depression stage of her bipolar disorder. I've had a lot of experience talking to her when she's like that and you definately are exhibiting the same symptoms. Get some help, seriously. If you're not joking around, you really need to talk to some people about this.

Go to a hospital and ask for an evaluation at the psych ward. I'm absolutely certain it'll help you.


My mother suffers from the same thing and I would have to agree with you.

As far as the all women are evil thinking I would have to say that you are being stsupid by over generalizing.

Mate, got to agree with FRP and others here. You've got serious mental issues. My mother goes on about the same stuff - how we're all out to screw her over, how we're all trying to take her money, she's too good for us, that she's the only one who works and we're all just going to treat her like a serf - and you sound so much like her it's worrying. Even your setnence structure suggests to me that you're highly agitated and not a little mentally...shall we say, uncertain.

Get yourself some help, and I mean now, because if you don't, there's a reasonable chance you'll spend the better part of a decade in the company of people whose minds are so destroyed, they're still having trouble working out who they are.

Just for your information, she admitted to messing with the drink.

I can't make any comment on that without more information. However, if that is the case, then why are you telling us, and not on the phone to your local cop shop?

Just for your information, she admitted to messing with the drink.
Is this the same girl you complained about a few months ago, saying that humanity deserves to die?

Is this the same girl you complained about a few months ago, saying that humanity deserves to die?
yes. And she is completely wacko.

I can't make any comment on that without more information. However, if that is the case, then why are you telling us, and not on the phone to your local cop shop?
Cause she claiming all she did was mix the soda's together.

Cause she claiming all she did was mix the soda's together.
But one thing, see, she say it was her friends idea and her friend didn't know anything about it.

yes. And she is completely wacko.
Did she say WHY she did it?

Cause she claiming all she did was mix the soda's together.

I take it then that you've stopped taping the conversations, and can't get hold of any medical evidence that will indicate that you had such a substance in the drink? After all, having bleach in something you eat/drink, or rather the consequences thereof, are going to create some medically notable symptoms. Or do you mean to say that you were somehow able to avoid hospitalisation while spending a month regularly chucking all over the place?

*Nukes shot down by uber-SDI defense system*

SDI doesn't work for shit. The only reason any of the test worked was because we already knew exactly where the missiles were. because we launched them.

Whittier, unless you have taken the steps I outlined to you about 24 hours ago, I cant seriously believe that things in reality are as you describe. Unless you have actually taken some steps towards obtaining non-contact and/or restraining orders of some kind against this person, I find it hard to believe that you believe things are as you describe.

hell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan)

hell road sign (http://www.stressbuster1.com/pics/hell.jpg)

SDI doesn't work for shit. The only reason any of the test worked was because we already knew exactly where the missiles were. because we launched them.
What test?

Did she say WHY she did it?
She claimed it was a joke.

I take it then that you've stopped taping the conversations, and can't get hold of any medical evidence that will indicate that you had such a substance in the drink? After all, having bleach in something you eat/drink, or rather the consequences thereof, are going to create some medically notable symptoms. Or do you mean to say that you were somehow able to avoid hospitalisation while spending a month regularly chucking all over the place?
no, all conversations must still be recorded.

no, all conversations must still be recorded.
You know, she WILL eventually find out, be it in 10 minutes, or 10 centuries. She WILL find out.

no, all conversations must still be recorded.
Depending on your state thats almost certainly illegal. If she ever found out you could face charges.

Depending on your state thats almost certainly illegal. If she ever found out you could face charges.
Not if its in a public place, in which case all conversations are public. And all our conversations are in public.

Not if its in a public place, in which case all conversations are public. And all our conversations are in public.
And the other thing is that it is always ok, if done for purposes of self defense.As is the case here.

You know, she WILL eventually find out, be it in 10 minutes, or 10 centuries. She WILL find out.
Actually, next I see her, I am going to tell her.

Women aren't crazy. they are simply extraterrestrial beings whose intelligence far surpasses are own. That is the only explanation of why they seem to never make any sense...

Depending on your state thats almost certainly illegal. If she ever found out you could face charges.
no its not illegal
you are free to record any conversation that you are a part of.

what you CANT do is record the phone conversations that she has with OTHER people. if you arent a party to it, you cant do it.

Women aren't crazy. they are simply extraterrestrial beings whose intelligence far surpasses are own. That is the only explanation of why they seem to never make any sense...
Heh heh. I'll add that to the list of things to put in my sig :D

no its not illegal
you are free to record any conversation that you are a part of.

what you CANT do is record the phone conversations that she has with OTHER people. if you arent a party to it, you cant do it.
that is very correct.