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I, myself, am atheist but that's beside the point. So so are you taking the express train to Hell when you enter the fertilizer business, kick the oxygen habit, take a eath bath or getting your halo and singing with the angels?

I, myself, am atheist but that's beside the point. So so are you taking the express train to Hell when you enter the fertilizer business, kick the oxygen habit, take a eath bath or getting your halo and singing with the angels?
I don't get it.

I don't get it.
Me neither.... I'm rather confused.

I don't get it.

I think he's asking Heaven or Hell.

Just rebirth for me. Heaven or Hell depends on your perspective.

I don't get it.
...they're euphemisms for death. I thought that was obvious

Oh. For me it's just death. That's it. No heaven awaiting me, but then I don't have to worry about hell, either. :)

I'm atheist too (or agnostic- it changes) but if there is heaven and hell I guess I'd be going to hell because I don't believe in God or Jesus being the son of God, don't pray, don't worship, don't follow the teachings and all other things that come with not believing in God.

If not for those small tiny details, I'm a nice person and would go to heaven.

Well, apart for breaking the law, being bisexual, blaspheming... um I think I'm pretty much doomed to hell....

I'm atheist too (or agnostic- it changes) but if there is heaven and hell I guess I'd be going to hell because I don't believe in God or Jesus being the son of God, don't pray, don't worship, don't follow the teachings and all other things that come with not believing in God.

If not for those small tiny details, I'm a nice person and would go to heaven.

Well, apart for breaking the law, being bisexual, blaspheming... um I think I'm pretty much doomed to hell....
Well the beauty of Christianity is you can forget about believing in a god because you can admit you're wrong at the end be OK.

I, myself, am atheist but that's beside the point. So so are you taking the express train to Hell when you enter the fertilizer business, kick the oxygen habit, take a eath bath or getting your halo and singing with the angels?
What's a "eath bath"?

If we assume that any of the popular forms of Judaism, christianity, or islam are right, definitely. Of course, if they are right, then going to hell doesn't particularly bother me, since I try not to appease manipulative assholes.

What's a "eath bath"?
possibly earth bath?

If we assume that any of the popular forms of Judaism, christianity, or islam are right, definitely. Of course, if they are right, then going to hell doesn't particularly bother me, since I try not to appease manipulative assholes.

I don't think God is concerned about the "popular forms", just those who follow the spirit.

What's a "eath bath"?
It's earth bath. I'm not a very good typist and I already edited it once.

Heaven.

I want to take charge of angels and fly around the universe on my chariot of fire! Fly through the mountains and visit ancient times. Then have lots of giant banquets and have lots of fun partying, drinking Jesus'es water to wine. Yummmyyyyyy. Walk the streets of gold and swim in the crystal sea. And probably ice-ski around God's giant emerald circle around the throne if he allows me.

Then after that, sit at Jesus feet and let him tell me stories.

Then finally when thhe new earth is created, probably own a nice big share of my Garden of Eden in a nice part of the earth.

Purgatory. My destiny demands I do evil things, but they are for the purpose of good.

my feet are hot every day from the flames of hell licking them. i want to be on the planning board in hades, though. i have some ideas on how improve the place.

my feet are hot every day from the flames of hell licking them. i want to be on the planning board in hades, though. i have some ideas on how improve the place.
Air conditioning?

Hell. That's where the party is.