NationStates Jolt Archive


im so stoned..ahahah

Weed Commandoes
29-01-2005, 21:03
are you?
Legless Pirates
29-01-2005, 21:04
are you?
Not yet :D
Superpower07
29-01-2005, 21:05
are you?
Nope
Mutant Dogs 3
29-01-2005, 21:05
:( Not yet :D
Alinania
29-01-2005, 21:05
are you?
No..no... I'm good.
_Susa_
29-01-2005, 21:06
Hmmmm... Isn't marijuana illegal?
Spearmen
29-01-2005, 21:07
I usually go sightseeing while on it :D
Alinania
29-01-2005, 21:08
Hmmmm... Isn't marijuana illegal?
depends on where you're from.
Legless Pirates
29-01-2005, 21:08
depends on where you're from.
Yay Holland
Alinania
29-01-2005, 21:09
Yay Holland
:D exactly
Legless Pirates
29-01-2005, 21:10
:D exactly
Lucky, lucky
Gnostikos
29-01-2005, 21:17
are you?
I wish. My first time was just a few days ago. It was pretty fecking awesome, though it would've been better if I didn't know that I was covering my lungs in large amounts of carcinogens. But, hell, it was worth it!
Nsendalen
29-01-2005, 21:26
Hmmm... a topic celebrating being out of your mind?

Maybe that's why Republicans are so happy.

:p

I kill me.

*pulls trigger*
Gnostikos
29-01-2005, 21:28
Hmmm... a topic celebrating being out of your mind?

Maybe that's why Republicans are so happy.
Getting high on pot does not cause you to be out of your mind. I can notw vouche for that from first-hand experience.

And Democrats certainly smoke more than Republicans.
Swimmingpool
29-01-2005, 23:02
I was last night but not now.
Eichen
29-01-2005, 23:04
I will be in about 10 minutes.

And Democrats get stoned more than Republicans? Bullshit.
The difference is, when a Republican actually gets busted, he usually goes Libertarian. :p
Cannot think of a name
29-01-2005, 23:14
I wish. My first time was just a few days ago. It was pretty fecking awesome, though it would've been better if I didn't know that I was covering my lungs in large amounts of carcinogens. But, hell, it was worth it!
Looks like you need CanniButter. You can look up the process on the net but you essentially cook your weed into butter and then eat it. It takes a little of the control out since you don't get the immediate high out of smoking, but smoke in the lungs is a legitimate concern.

Me? I'm lazy, my roommate doesn't smoke (but lets me, so out of respect I don't stink the kitchen up with the process), and I smoke cigars so if I was all that concerned I would start there.

But if you're just starting and you don't want the damage, look into it.

Other methods include making it as a tea. These aren't as effecient as just lighting up but are healthier.

Enjoy. I recomend Lawrence of Arabia, a very stony movie.
Cannot think of a name
29-01-2005, 23:15
are you?
I hadn't planned on it, but I'll join ya. Give me a few.
DrunkenDove
29-01-2005, 23:19
I've been inspired by this thread.

*starts rolling*

Yay Holland
It's just decrimilised in Holland. Like in Spain and Portugal. If you want true legal weed, try Switzerland.
West - Europa
29-01-2005, 23:25
Pfff. Can't.

I'm still in my exam weeks.
Hodensack
30-01-2005, 13:38
It's just decrimilised in Holland. Like in Spain and Portugal. If you want true legal weed, try Switzerland.

I don't know man. In Holland you go in to a "coffee" shop and just buy it. I've never seen anything like that in Switzerland. Besides, is a country that just let women vote in the 70's going to have legal weed? Hmmm.... Maybe they were too stoned and forgot about women voting?
Alinania
30-01-2005, 13:39
It's just decrimilised in Holland. Like in Spain and Portugal. If you want true legal weed, try Switzerland.
It's illegal in Switzerland. They just didn't use to enforce it. Now they're stricter, though.
Shawlands Academey
30-01-2005, 13:47
are you?

Almost
Interesting Slums
30-01-2005, 13:54
Maybe they were too stoned and forgot about women voting?

ROFLMAO
Neo-Anarchists
30-01-2005, 13:54
are you?
No.
If I were, you wouldn't be able to understand me.
Oh wait, that's normal.
Aeopia
30-01-2005, 13:54
Jesus Christ, when you you damned stoners learn, pot it no better than any other smokable. The same amount of crap is tossed into your lungs, and all you get is a few hour high. Have fun with that lung cancer buddy!
Alinania
30-01-2005, 13:57
Jesus Christ, when you you damned stoners learn, pot it no better than any other smokable. The same amount of crap is tossed into your lungs, and all you get is a few hour high. Have fun with that lung cancer buddy!
That's not true. Weed is actually good for you. ...until you mix it with regular tobacco, in which case it's worse than cigarettes.
Matalatataka
30-01-2005, 13:58
There was recently a big pro legalization symposium help in Seoul, Korea. Wouldn't that be a kick in he ass! Seoul - the Amsterdam of the Far East.

Ha-ha!
Matalatataka
30-01-2005, 14:00
Oh, yeah. Damn you all for making me load another bowl. :D
Neo-Anarchists
30-01-2005, 14:02
That's not true. Weed is actually good for you. ...until you mix it with regular tobacco, in which case it's worse than cigarettes.
Well, smoking anything can srew your lungs in the long run. Even marijuana can cause respiratory disease and cancer.
Alinania
30-01-2005, 14:03
Well, smoking anything can srew your lungs in the long run. Even marijuana can cause respiratory disease and cancer.
*but* it makes you all happy first :D
Johnny Wadd
30-01-2005, 14:23
Weed is so high school. Step up to the big league kids, try soothing heroin!
Nsendalen
30-01-2005, 14:57
Weed is so high school. Step up to the big league kids, try soothing heroin!

*rolls eyes*

w00t double six.
The Abomination
30-01-2005, 14:59
Gods, wish I was. Gotta wait for the weekend. Take some vodka/psilocybin shots, toke up and see where my brain ends up.
Spurland
30-01-2005, 15:21
Quit Weed, smoke Hashish.
Neo-Anarchists
30-01-2005, 15:22
Quit Weed, smoke Hashish.
Same difference, they're both hemp products.
Well... Not really the same, but you know what I mean.
Spurland
30-01-2005, 15:23
Same difference, they're both hemp products.
Well... Not really the same, but you know what I mean.

Trust me on this, smoke the quality hashish you get out of manali in India and youll know what im talking about.
Notquiteaplace
30-01-2005, 15:28
I wish. My first time was just a few days ago. It was pretty fecking awesome, though it would've been better if I didn't know that I was covering my lungs in large amounts of carcinogens. But, hell, it was worth it!

Cookies my friend. Cookies. Add the usual amount into the mix and cook as per normal cookies. (use an instant store mix or something). Eat. Wait one hour..

It has far more effect, and doesnt involved red hot carcinogens.
The Lightning Star
30-01-2005, 15:33
Cookies my friend. Cookies. Add the usual amount into the mix and cook as per normal cookies. (use an instant store mix or something). Eat. Wait one hour..

It has far more effect, and doesnt involved red hot carcinogens.

Cookies:

The legal drug.
Neo-Anarchists
30-01-2005, 15:35
Trust me on this, smoke the quality hashish you get out of manali in India and youll know what im talking about.
Yeah, I've heard that hash is a lot better, since it's got more THC and all.
Neo-Anarchists
30-01-2005, 15:36
Weed is so high school. Step up to the big league kids, try soothing heroin!
You know what's an odd coincidence?
If you scramble the letters in "soothing", you get "shooting".
:p
Johnny Wadd
30-01-2005, 15:40
You know what's an odd coincidence?
If you scramble the letters in "soothing", you get "shooting".
:p

Yes it is odd, but I always was a snorter. Needles were for dirtbags. They didn't call me hoover for nothing. No I don't suck! :mad:
Notquiteaplace
30-01-2005, 16:23
Cookies:

The legal drug.

Erm, yes but not the way I do em... well not in the US, they are sort of legal here.....
Gnostikos
30-01-2005, 16:44
Looks like you need CanniButter. You can look up the process on the net but you essentially cook your weed into butter and then eat it. It takes a little of the control out since you don't get the immediate high out of smoking, but smoke in the lungs is a legitimate concern.

Me? I'm lazy, my roommate doesn't smoke (but lets me, so out of respect I don't stink the kitchen up with the process), and I smoke cigars so if I was all that concerned I would start there.

But if you're just starting and you don't want the damage, look into it.

Other methods include making it as a tea. These aren't as effecient as just lighting up but are healthier.Cookies my friend. Cookies. Add the usual amount into the mix and cook as per normal cookies. (use an instant store mix or something). Eat. Wait one hour..

It has far more effect, and doesnt involved red hot carcinogens.
Thanks to both of you, though I have been told that cooking marijuana smells god awful. And who wants to wait a whole hour for a high, even if it lasts longer? However, tea does sound quite appealing, how does it taste?

Jesus Christ, when you you damned stoners learn, pot it no better than any other smokable. The same amount of crap is tossed into your lungs, and all you get is a few hour high. Have fun with that lung cancer buddy!
Not true. Marijuana actually has about 3 times the carcinogens that tobacco does. Though, oddly enough, there has never been a reported death from marijuana use, though there are certainly plenty from tobacco use. But, trust me now, it is worth it. Sure, nothing that feels that way after inhaling can be good for you, but my brain is not telling me the same thing as me lungs.

That's not true. Weed is actually good for you. ...until you mix it with regular tobacco, in which case it's worse than cigarettes.
Not quite. Marijuana is, theoretically speaking, worse for you than tobacco. However, in practise, it does not seem that way. More research really needs to be done into that.

Yes it is odd, but I always was a snorter. Needles were for dirtbags.
Wow, that's probably the first reasonable thing I've heard you say! ;) Though the only thing I've done so far is smoke, needles can have the worst effects of any type of administration. If I ever do, which I doubt, I will make sure to use a new, sterile needle every time. Pathology is one of my favourite sciences, and I have no intention of contracting HIV!
Pubiconia
30-01-2005, 16:47
Short answer: yes
Long answer: Hell yes!
Neo-Anarchists
30-01-2005, 16:49
Wow, that's probably the first reasonable thing I've heard you say! ;) Though the only thing I've done so far is smoke, needles can have the worst effects of any type of administration. If I ever do, which I doubt, I will make sure to use a new, sterile needle every time. Pathology is one of my favourite sciences, and I have no intention of contracting HIV!
Needles were for dirtbags.
Yay! It seems in general that people here have a lick of common sense!
Needles are a pretty dangerous way to do stuff. Especially if you try to skin-pop something or IM it, you can end up with abcesses or other equally terrible things. If anyone feels they absolutely must shoot something, mainline it, use a sterile needle, and find somebody who knows what they're doing so you don't end up bleeding all over the floor, cause thats really hard to clean up.
Zarbia
30-01-2005, 16:50
are you?

Hahaha. Dude, Dio, I was so blazed last night. Some dumbass got totally fucked up on booze and was puking everywhere. Good times.
Wingen
30-01-2005, 16:53
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Gnostikos
30-01-2005, 17:17
and find somebody who knows what they're doing so you don't end up bleeding all over the floor, cause thats really hard to clean up.
I would laugh so hard if I ever saw that happen. Though having extensive experience with needles, albeit in a medical environment, I know how to things and how to not do them stupidly.
Greedy Pig
30-01-2005, 17:33
I Don't do drugs. And it's illegal here punishable by death after a few grams.

*Takes stone and beats on head*.. Yay I'm getting stoned.. eyes getting red and blurry now.
Neo-Anarchists
30-01-2005, 17:39
I would laugh so hard if I ever saw that happen. Though having extensive experience with needles, albeit in a medical environment, I know how to things and how to not do them stupidly.
I've never seen it happen from needles, but I've bled all over the floor for other reasons. It is one of the hardest things to scrub out of a carpet, and it stuck to the linoleum pretty bad too.

Also, do you know how hard it is to clean a bloodstain from a matress? And what do you do with it when you can't? If you just put it out by the roadside for the trash guys to pick up, it'll look like you killed somebody or something. I ended up using a couple of trashbags to wrap it in.
Gnostikos
30-01-2005, 17:43
I've never seen it happen from needles, but I've bled all over the floor for other reasons. It is one of the hardest things to scrub out of a carpet, and it stuck to the linoleum pretty bad too.
I have indeed bled all over, though that was from doing something that I knew I shouldn't be doing and was just incredibly stupid. But since I have wooden floors, it was easy to clean up. Ended up having to get stiches.

Also, do you know how hard it is to clean a bloodstain from a matress? And what do you do with it when you can't? If you just put it out by the roadside for the trash guys to pick up, it'll look like you killed somebody or something. I ended up using a couple of trashbags to wrap it in.
Why'd you get rid of it at all. If you got blood stains on the sheets, you can just dispose of them. If it also got on the matress, just continue using it the same.
Neo-Anarchists
30-01-2005, 17:45
Why'd you get rid of it at all. If you got blood stains on the sheets, you can just dispose of them. If it also got on the matress, just continue using it the same.
Well, it soaked fairly deep into it, as I was bleeding overnight. I figured it would not be healthy to keep sleeping on it for too long with such a festering ground for germs and stuff.

Also, it's a bit icky sleeping in a pool of blood...
Global Liberators
30-01-2005, 17:50
depends on where you're from.

No, depends where you're @.

I don't really give a fuck whether it's legal or not where I am though. I just pick it up & smoke it.
Global Liberators
30-01-2005, 17:53
are you?

I'm not, but I was yesterday in the evening. I will probably get high later today through peer pressure.
Global Liberators
30-01-2005, 18:01
Weed is so high school. Step up to the big league kids, try soothing heroin!

*Does Eric Cartman dance*

No no no no no, no no no no no.

I'll keep off H forever!

Well, I said that about cocaine after a few times I tried (with the only noticeable result being a lighter wallet and a slightly bloody nose for 2 days afterwards), and got talked into snorting 2 lines while I was really drunk. But they were free, and that's cool.
Neo-Anarchists
30-01-2005, 18:01
I will probably get high later today through peer pressure.
Wow, those must be some pressureful peers if thta alone can get you high!
:D
Gnostikos
30-01-2005, 18:11
Well, it soaked fairly deep into it, as I was bleeding overnight. I figured it would not be healthy to keep sleeping on it for too long with such a festering ground for germs and stuff.

Also, it's a bit icky sleeping in a pool of blood...
Ahh, I understand now. I thought it was just a spatter or something.

I will probably get high later today through peer pressure.
That's not good. Though there was the peer acceptance part as a perquisite, but my main motivation was curiosity. Now it'll be through my own desires. But don't let yourself be pushed into it, that never has good consequences.
Global Liberators
30-01-2005, 18:11
I Don't do drugs. And it's illegal here punishable by death after a few grams.

*Takes stone and beats on head*.. Yay I'm getting stoned.. eyes getting red and blurry now.

Nightmare

Where do you live?
Johnny Wadd
30-01-2005, 18:19
*Does Eric Cartman dance*

No no no no no, no no no no no.

I'll keep off H forever!

Well, I said that about cocaine after a few times I tried (with the only noticeable result being a lighter wallet and a slightly bloody nose for 2 days afterwards), and got talked into snorting 2 lines while I was really drunk. But they were free, and that's cool.

The secret is to buy in bulk. I remember traveling down to Mexico in 1973 and buying kilos at 5 grand a pop. As a person with artificial legs, I stuffed them into my legs and as being a vet, they let me through rather easy! :) We turned 10 grand profit out of each K.
Reconditum
30-01-2005, 18:24
I Don't do drugs. And it's illegal here punishable by death after a few grams.

*Takes stone and beats on head*.. Yay I'm getting stoned.. eyes getting red and blurry now.

LOL. I'm with you there. I've never really understood the attraction of chemically altering one's state of mind. If I ever want to go on a "trip" I just toss on some Crystal Method or something and close my eyes.
Gnostikos
30-01-2005, 18:39
LOL. I'm with you there. I've never really understood the attraction of chemically altering one's state of mind. If I ever want to go on a "trip" I just toss on some Crystal Method or something and close my eyes.
I take it that you haven't tried recreational pharmacology before, either. Though I have to admit that some of William Burroughs's stuff is pretty trippy.
Reconditum
30-01-2005, 18:53
About the closest I've ever come to a "high" was at a party when I danced around like an idiot until I could hardly stand, sat down and then stood up again way too quickly a few minutes later. Whoa, head rush. And while the feeling was quite cool, it's not the sort of feeling I think I'd like to have for an extended period of time.
Domici
30-01-2005, 19:12
I wish. My first time was just a few days ago. It was pretty fecking awesome, though it would've been better if I didn't know that I was covering my lungs in large amounts of carcinogens. But, hell, it was worth it!

Actually despite having many of the same chemicals as tobbacco there is no evidence that it actually causes cancer. Long term marijuana smokers show no increased cancer rates the way cigarette smokers do, unless they're also cigarette smokers.

Plus, there's some evidence that THC fights cancer. Although for some reason the link doesn't seem to be showing up on BBC news links anymore.
Gnostikos
30-01-2005, 19:17
About the closest I've ever come to a "high" was at a party when I danced around like an idiot until I could hardly stand, sat down and then stood up again way too quickly a few minutes later. Whoa, head rush. And while the feeling was quite cool, it's not the sort of feeling I think I'd like to have for an extended period of time.
Not the same as being stoned. I don't know about the highs of anything other than marijuana, and I've only done it once (the reactions to THC are apparently different depending on how many times one has used it), but it really isn't the same thing.

Actually despite having many of the same chemicals as tobbacco there is no evidence that it actually causes cancer. Long term marijuana smokers show no increased cancer rates the way cigarette smokers do, unless they're also cigarette smokers.
First of all, I said covering my lungs in carcinogens, not giving myself cancer. And, though there have been no reported deaths from marijuana use, while there have been many from tobacco use, I highly suspect that the theoretical carcinogenic nature of marijuana probably isn't too far off.

And does anyone know what the tea of marijuana tastes like? Because I really like tea!
Naturality
30-01-2005, 19:59
Nope, haven't smoked grass in a few years.
Legless Pirates
30-01-2005, 20:02
Nope, haven't smoked grass in a few years.
Grass? You're supposed to walk on that
Neo-Anarchists
30-01-2005, 20:04
Nope, haven't smoked grass in a few years.
Hrm, I tried smoking grass. It never did anything for me.
It's funny that they made it illegal, I suppose they'll have to tear up all our front yards and replace them with Zen rock gardens.
:D
Notquiteaplace
30-01-2005, 20:12
*throws rock garden at NA*

See what I did there? she got stoned...

*runs*
Legless Pirates
30-01-2005, 20:24
*throws rock garden at NA*

See what I did there? He got stoned...

*runs*
*ahem* she
Notquiteaplace
30-01-2005, 21:10
edit hammered. It now reflects the truth.