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...And had just been in a car crash and was injured, bleeding.

Keep in mind, Cheney and everyone else in the car had died.

Hig=hug

[Moderator Edit - Cogitation] "hig" is supposed to be "hug". Right. I've edited your poll option accordingly. [/modedit]

Actually, while I'm at it, "ransom" doesn't have an "e", and "a shame" is two words. Just some friendly nitpicking from our local friendly neighborhood Moderator. :)

close the door

Treat his injuries while yelling at him for trading Sammy Sosa.

Tie him up and let him bleed out. Maybe put out some cigarettes on him while he's still concious.

Probably call 911 and try to bandage him up.

Take him to the hospital so he can get fixed up. After he recovers get him to call Blair and the three of us go out to a bar to drink. Also known as "the coolest night ever" or "how LB became the new Supreme Court Justice."

Ship him to Iraq.

Let him in, even though I don't like him very much.

EDIT: D'oh! Should've voted for that "call the hospital thing"

I'd wonder what the hell he was doing in front of my house in the first place, and realize that he'd realized I was his primary threat to power and had come here to kill me, and then I'd call 911 to come and get him. After I ordered a pizza, ate it and took a four hour nap.

Patch him up so long as he signs a legal document stating his intent and will to resign from office.

close the door

HA!

"Tell him you love and hig him."
I'd hig him.

...

What's a hig, anyway?

But before he get's to have some bondage fun I would point and laugh at him.

"Tell him you love and hig him."
I'd hig him.

...

What's a hig, anyway?

hug, I meant to write. My bad.

Patch him up.

Just because he is a bad person; doesn't mean I am.

quickly bring him inside and to the couch, dress what wounds I could and get 911 on the phone asap. If there was someone that could look after him for a few moments I would go outside to see if anyone else was hurt, if so, then they too would be treated the same way, though not moving them if they haven't moved themselves.

I would do this for a number of reasons.

My personal beliefs would forbid me to do otherwise
My feelings of being an american would forbid me otherwise
My concept of the reward for such an action.

I think that there should be good samaritan laws in the USA.

hug, I mean to write. My bad.
Aww, but I want to hig him!
:D

Many are going to think this is immature, but it does not begin to match the pain Bush has caused for people all over the world and here at home, too.

First, I'd convince him I was one of him (smile vacantly), doctor him up, and put him to bed. He'd be glad to be home (Austin), but not for long. He would awaken the following morning, roll out of bed, stumble to the bathroom, and realize something awful -- missing peepee. Like I said, it's just a start.

Damned medical ethics, I'd have to help him.

But, were I not constrained, he'd be out on his ass Mary and Joseph style.

Patch him up.

PS: I AM A NAZI!!!!!11.

I know you are you bad man!

think that there should be good samaritan laws in the USA.

There is one...it's called the Good Samaritan law....

He would be awakened the following morning, roll out of bed, stumble to the bathroom, and realize something awful -- missing peepee. Like I said, it's just a start.

Haha! That's gold!

There is one...it's called the Good Samaritan law....


but not one that is nation wide. Some states have put them into force, but very few. Its based of the French Law which is named the same.

Many are going to think this is immature, but it does not begin to match the pain Bush has caused for people all over the world and here at home, too.

First, I'd convince him I was one of him (smile vacantly), doctor him up, and put him to bed. He'd be glad to be home (Austin), but not for long. He would awaken the following morning, roll out of bed, stumble to the bathroom, and realize something awful -- missing peepee. Like I said, it's just a start.

HAHAHA!!

Damn thats brilliant! You deserve some sort of reward for that.

quickly bring him inside and to the couch, dress what wounds I could and get 911 on the phone asap. If there was someone that could look after him for a few moments I would go outside to see if anyone else was hurt, if so, then they too would be treated the same way, though not moving them if they haven't moved themselves.

I would do this for a number of reasons.

My personal beliefs would forbid me to do otherwise
My feelings of being an american would forbid me otherwise
My concept of the reward for such an action.

I think that there should be good samaritan laws in the USA.


Good samaritan laws, arent there ones that have to do with the ocean or something?

BTW, you are living in a Seinfeld world ;)

Aww, but I want to hig him!
:D

I know, but you have to restrain yourself.

Good samaritan laws, arent there ones that have to do with the ocean or something?

BTW, you are living in a Seinfeld world ;)


Seinfeld touched on the issue, but there are currently many laws set to do simalar things. Something like 36 states have laws where people offering help after a car accident and such are immune to being sued for their help.

I would give him medical attention and call 911. However, I would also do the same for Osama Bin Laden.

I think I would seriously ignore him. Like, I'm not being funny either. If he was bleeding and dying, I couldn't bring myself to help a horrible man. Would you let dying hitler in?

Think of the reward for saving his life. He might buy me White Castle!!!! :)

HAHAHA!!

Damn thats brilliant! You deserve some sort of reward for that.

lol, ty, ty.

*curtsies*

I would give him medical attention and call 911. However, I would also do the same for Osama Bin Laden.

I would do something simalar to Bin Laden, though I think he would meet up with my fist a few times first, maybe a few other things, but then I would call 911, after making sure he couldn't retaliate and then turn him over to paramedics, then wait for my BIG reward. ;)

I think I would seriously ignore him. Like, I'm not being funny either. If he was bleeding and dying, I couldn't bring myself to help a horrible man. Would you let dying hitler in?

I would let hitler in, though I think I'd be inclined to kick his ass first. Then I would turn him over to the paramedics and such, and watch as he was charged and punished for the crimes he commitied.

As bad as some of Bush's choices made, he is no Hitler, he is by far not even close.

I would give him medical attention and call 911. However, I would also do the same for Osama Bin Laden.

I'd turn Osama into the FBI and retire. DOA baby!

[QUOTE=Slinao]....and punished for the crimes he commitied.[QUOTE]
Would be nice if that happened to everyone. ;)

There is one...it's called the Good Samaritan law....
I think Slinao is talking about being forced to help someone out if they are hurt instead of walking right by? If that is the case, then I think we need a good Samaritan law like that, not just a law that will protect you from a lawsuit.

Activate the trapdoor to the shark pool.

hug, I meant to write. My bad.
I fixed it up for you.

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I would give him medical attention and call 911. However, I would also do the same for Osama Bin Laden.
You're kidding...right? Let OBL in? Not shoot him?

I would let him in and call the hospital an such. That is not what I put, but I have a "custom" idea. Anyway. I would let him in and call teh hospital and make sure that he lived. As much as I dislike him, I would not just let him die. Two wrongs dont make a right.
But I would give him a healthy dose of my political views and try to make him a flaming liberal! If he refused, well I did what I could within ethical bounderies.

You left out a "Dance gleefully around his twisted, broken body. And step on his testicles." option.

That's the only reason I chose to help him. ;)

I think I would seriously ignore him. Like, I'm not being funny either. If he was bleeding and dying, I couldn't bring myself to help a horrible man. Would you let dying hitler in?
As long as he paints my kitchen.

I'd help him as best I could, while calling him all the worst things I could think of, and try to make him cry. And I would put it on web cam.

I'd give him the help he needed and get him to a hospital. I don't like the guy. Quite the oppisite in fact. But he is human and deserves to be helped.

I'd tell him: "God bless you, I'm gay, you sure don't want to catch anything, so help you god".

Patch him up / call the hospital, and get a cool $1 billion diverted into my account every year.

A few fighters / cruise missiles' worth in return for saving the Pres' life? Sounds like a deal to me.

So...Many...Options. Cant I eat a Sandwich, then point and laugh, then say "dang! such a good car", then maybe slip a kick in while phoning 999. Then i'd hig him and tell him to lay still while I take pictures. Then give him medical attention.

Say "Dang such a good car, its a shame."

And then get medical attention.

I would take him in, them make him my BITCH for a few hours, then perform a vivisection on him, but just enough to keep him alive.

Then I would take him in a hired helicopter, hooded and shackled, and either dump him in the sea 'Dirty War' style, or dump him in Iraq, where the locals would give him a warm welcome that I'm sure would include flowers.

Failing that, I would hand him over to the Hague, to be tried for war crimes.

"What are you doing in this country, in this city, in this suburb, on my deadend street, crashing where there are fk all cars around?" Then I'd tend to him and call the ambos, hopefully getting a big reward from him. If he died, whoever replaced him would be shit too, so I may as well get some cash out of it.

I would shoot him for trespassing

I would place a gun in his dead hands later (after shooting in the wall or so). Nice and legal way to deal with the worlds problem.

Then i'd hig him and tell him to lay still while I take pictures.

Making Abu Graib pictures of him would be nice.

I'd call the hospital, and try to patch him up.
While I don't really like Bush, and definitly don't agree with a lot of the things he's done, I've always believed that you should help people who need your help. It's all about compassion.

I'd also wonder what the heck Bush was doing in my street, in England, in one of the parts of England that has very little to do with international politics. (Cornwall.) :)

Lol, Bush in Cornwall :) Perhaps on holiday?

Patch him up.

Just because he is a bad person; doesn't mean I am.

Exactly. Same.

Making Abu Graib pictures of him would be nice.

LOL, in the thumbs up position and forced in the ass of Rummy :D

Patch him up.

Just because he is a bad person; doesn't mean I am.
I agree. I am vehemently against his policies, but if he was bleeding on my doorstep I would help him. It's the only decent thing to do.

Damn, I almost sound Christian!

yeah but it is indecend when it comes to massmurderers.

How much do you think you could actually get for him?

The Republicans would be grabbing for his position the moment he went missing and the Democrats wouldn't pay a plugged nickel for him.

Such is the life of a used politician.

Have my brain transplanted into his body.

Assume role of President.

Offer to legalize drugs in return for the death penalty for DUI.

Order NASA to build solar power stations within the decade. Fund as necessary.

Secretly replace prominent Liberals' brains with raw cabbages. Wait to see how long before anyone notices.

Implement personal agenda for global domination -- much more effective that the present strategy.

Have certain participants in this poll kidnapped, drugged, stripped naked, painted blue, and sent to the front lines in Afghanistan or Iraq. With "Wannabe Hostage" signs taped to their backs.

Sit back and chuckle evilly, reminded of the adage 'be careful what you wish for.'

I think I'd try and turn him gay. I don't think he would try and ban homosexuality then. Oh! And while waiting for my radical friends to come over, I'd give him LSD and tell him it is advil.

Hang him by his little toe til he say's he's sorry for his and his countries arrogance and greed.

Then pick a conciencious black man or woman for president and see how that improves things.

Why hasn't there ever been a black OR female president?

Could it be because America's still the worlds bastion of Racism and sexism.

Grow up America. 200 years old and still a bunch of ****s

Help him, of course -- call an ambulance. He's human.

And, obviously, ride with him and try desperately to get it through his head that just because he won the election doesn't mean that the entire country likes him and that the percentage he won by was hardly a mandate. Oh, and lecture him on how one can't talk about freedom and ban rights of homosexuals at the same time.

yeah but it is indecend when it comes to massmurderers.
No, even if he is a mass murderer it is indecent not to help him when he is in need.

You could use your rationale to justify the death penalty, which is supported by many "Christians".

Then pick a conciencious black man or woman for president and see how that improves things.

Why hasn't there ever been a black OR female president?

Could it be because America's still the worlds bastion of Racism and sexism.

Grow up America. 200 years old and still a bunch of ****s
I'm European, but I think that America is probably less racist than most parts of Europe. I think we are less sexist though.

And is it just me or does the assumption that a black president would be better than a white one sound very racist?

My god, I don't want to think.

I'll bitchslap that man so hard...

He gets me so angry.

Many of the more dramatic responses to that POS's presence border on a legally dangerous ground. Gotta love so many suspensions of the Bill of Rights that you can't even say what you would do to someone like him without risking a serious consequence.
There are some imaginative ideas on here, most of which i could definitely appreciate. I guess none of the options seem quite appropriate, *sigh*

Perform First Aid and call an ambulance. I would have to hate someone a lot to actually leave them dying on my doorstep.

Plus imagine the perks of saving the presidents life :cool:

i picked: Tell him "I will call the hospital if you follow one of my political views"

I would ask him to legalize marijuana and teach him about how it could make our economy so much stronger.

But then again, he is such a liar I am sure he woudl say okay and then never do it and probably have some goons come and beat me (or worse) up for trying such a thing.

Damn i should ahve thought to get it all on video.

oh well hindsight is 20/20. I'm a failure.

I think I would seriously ignore him. Like, I'm not being funny either. If he was bleeding and dying, I couldn't bring myself to help a horrible man. Would you let dying hitler in?

Yeah but Hitler killed thousands and Bush... killed thousands :eek:

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Oh, Cogitation, yes of course, duh, thank you.

Spit piss.

It would be difficult and a little unsanitary but spitting or pissing would be too good for him, so the two would have to be combined.

I would shoot him for trespassing

I would place a gun in his dead hands later (after shooting in the wall or so). Nice and legal way to deal with the worlds problem.

Than tell the police that its a damn good thing noone has infringed our second ammendment rights, because I wouldnt have been able to kill the trespasser, than tell the whole country.

I'm European, but I think that America is probably less racist than most parts of Europe. I think we are less sexist though.

And is it just me or does the assumption that a black president would be better than a white one sound very racist?

Yeah Rattystonia is pretty Cocky for his first post.

But I think you're wrong, America is more rascist in some parts of the south, but I get where you're coming from.

But where I live (Philly) its not very rascist, in fact, there is a group of bible singers (aka gospel singers) from the south who came up to Philly, saw a black man and a white man fighting, and were so impressed that noone starting helping the white man hit the black man that they stayed here.