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Fruit Roll-Ups Are Doing Pretty Good For A Company Run By Children

New Foxxinnia
29-01-2005, 03:57
For years large companies have been run by old, fat, conservative, white people. These companies have often been mismanaged. But the folks at Betty Crocker devised a brilliant business plan. Let children run a company. The company put an entire legion of children in change of the Fruit Roll-Ups Factory. And so far things seem to be going good for them. Other companies should adopt this business plan.
Superpower07
29-01-2005, 04:02
Roflmao
Galliam
29-01-2005, 04:08
I wonder if they'll let me run Nabisco...

Free oreos... BWAHAHAHAHAH!
Hodensack
29-01-2005, 13:30
Children do a good job, true, but those Keebler Elves are some cutthroat businessmen.