NationStates Jolt Archive


200... 4?

Buechoria
29-01-2005, 03:22
It's true. I keep dating papers 2004.

This is like when I was six, I kept saying it was 1997 because I didn't want to get older or something.

How about you?
Sdaeriji
29-01-2005, 03:23
Do you know how sad it makes me to know you were six in 1997?
Nadkor
29-01-2005, 03:23
really? you were 6 in 1997?
Legless Pirates
29-01-2005, 03:24
This is quite common.

I had a whole bunch of other trivia, but I'm too drunk to organise it in my mind.
Buechoria
29-01-2005, 03:25
Yes. I... I'm coming out of the closet.

I'm 13. *Sniffle*
Nadkor
29-01-2005, 03:26
well...youve got the best times of your life in front of you, just dont screw up
Legless Pirates
29-01-2005, 03:28
Don't listen to Nadkor.

Screw up hard and enjoy it!
Nadkor
29-01-2005, 03:28
yea actually dont listen to me, hes right

i screwed up, and it was fun....

it all turned good in the end
Buechoria
29-01-2005, 03:29
I find alcohol tastes like babies.

And babies don't taste good.

That's why I won't drink babies.
Nadkor
29-01-2005, 03:30
I find alcohol tastes like babies.

And babies don't taste good.

That's why I won't drink babies.
yea, dont drink babies, its best to eat them
Legless Pirates
29-01-2005, 03:30
Oh yeah.... and don't forget to post here when you're drunk
Nadkor
29-01-2005, 03:32
its all good advice

also dont forget to dabble in as much drugs as you want, dont listen to authority figures....thats about it
Buechoria
29-01-2005, 03:32
Alright then, be sure to checkback in 8 years.
Nadkor
29-01-2005, 03:33
Alright then, be sure to checkback in 8 years.
why would you wait until youre 21 to get drunk?
Los Banditos
29-01-2005, 03:33
Oh yeah.... and don't forget to post here when you're drunk
How could I forget it? I do it all the time.
Buechoria
29-01-2005, 03:39
Because I only do "legal" things.

Here, take a look at my drug smuggling operation:

Dear Pedro,

I'm getting ready to send the next shipment of maracas. This time, each ones filled to the brim with 100% pure heroine. Hopefully customs won't confesticate them like last time.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an appoitment to club baby seals.

You're faithful underage drug smuggling associate,
- Carlos

PS: The new helicopter is great. Come drop by the states some time and I'll let you give it a spin.
Nadkor
29-01-2005, 03:40
Because I only do "legal" things.

oh youre American. Sucks for you, legal drinking age here is 18


Here, take a look at my drug smuggling operation:

Dear Pedro,

I'm getting ready to send the next shipment of maracas. This time, each ones filled to the brim with 100% pure heroine. Hopefully customs won't confesticate them like last time.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an appoitment to club baby seals.

You're faithful underage drug smuggling associate,
- Carlos

PS: The new helicopter is great. Come drop by the states some time and I'll let you give it a spin.
nice operation you got there, do you do marijuana?
Sdaeriji
29-01-2005, 03:40
well...youve got the best times of your life in front of you, just dont screw up

Don't listen to this. Screwing up is the best part of life!
Buechoria
29-01-2005, 03:41
For the right price, Nadkor.

And my real name is Charlie. Charlie = Carlos in Spanish.
Nadkor
29-01-2005, 03:41
Don't listen to this. Screwing up is the best part of life!
weve already decided he shouldnt listen to me :p
Los Banditos
29-01-2005, 03:42
Because I only do "legal" things.

Here, take a look at my drug smuggling operation:

Dear Pedro,

I'm getting ready to send the next shipment of maracas. This time, each ones filled to the brim with 100% pure heroine. Hopefully customs won't confesticate them like last time.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an appoitment to club baby seals.

You're faithful underage drug smuggling associate,
- Carlos

PS: The new helicopter is great. Come drop by the states some time and I'll let you give it a spin.
I don't think you showed that drug smuggling is bad with this. In fact, it makes me want to if I get a helicopter. *Vrooom!*
Nadkor
29-01-2005, 03:42
For the right price, Nadkor.
excellent...
Buechoria
29-01-2005, 03:43
Did I mention you also get full dental?

And don't get me started on the fringe benefits...
Sdaeriji
29-01-2005, 03:45
Did I mention you also get full dental?

And don't get me started on the fringe benefits...

But those are the best kind of benefits!
Buechoria
29-01-2005, 03:46
Legs, shoulders, knees and ____!

Fill in the blank kids.
Musky Furballs
29-01-2005, 05:40
Because I only do "legal" things.

This time, each ones filled to the brim with 100% pure heroine.

I read this, I read heroine, as in awesome female protagonist. Them's either some BIG maracas, or your shipping Tinkerbell....

And, yes, I'm drinking alcohol but not yet soaked the greymatter...
Buechoria
29-01-2005, 05:51
Oh SNAP!

I mispelled the stupidest drug on earh which can be mistakened for sugar r flour.

Speaking of which, on the last few days of school, my friend and I are gonne pur flour into little baggies and stuff them into an empty locker and leave it open.