NationStates Jolt Archive

It's true. I keep dating papers 2004.

This is like when I was six, I kept saying it was 1997 because I didn't want to get older or something.

How about you?

Do you know how sad it makes me to know you were six in 1997?

really? you were 6 in 1997?

This is quite common.

I had a whole bunch of other trivia, but I'm too drunk to organise it in my mind.

Yes. I... I'm coming out of the closet.

I'm 13. *Sniffle*

well...youve got the best times of your life in front of you, just dont screw up

Don't listen to Nadkor.

Screw up hard and enjoy it!

yea actually dont listen to me, hes right

i screwed up, and it was fun....

it all turned good in the end

I find alcohol tastes like babies.

And babies don't taste good.

That's why I won't drink babies.

I find alcohol tastes like babies.

And babies don't taste good.

That's why I won't drink babies.
yea, dont drink babies, its best to eat them

Oh yeah.... and don't forget to post here when you're drunk

its all good advice

also dont forget to dabble in as much drugs as you want, dont listen to authority figures....thats about it

Alright then, be sure to checkback in 8 years.

Alright then, be sure to checkback in 8 years.
why would you wait until youre 21 to get drunk?

Oh yeah.... and don't forget to post here when you're drunk
How could I forget it? I do it all the time.

Because I only do "legal" things.

Here, take a look at my drug smuggling operation:

Dear Pedro,

I'm getting ready to send the next shipment of maracas. This time, each ones filled to the brim with 100% pure heroine. Hopefully customs won't confesticate them like last time.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an appoitment to club baby seals.

You're faithful underage drug smuggling associate,
- Carlos

PS: The new helicopter is great. Come drop by the states some time and I'll let you give it a spin.

Because I only do "legal" things.

oh youre American. Sucks for you, legal drinking age here is 18


Here, take a look at my drug smuggling operation:

Dear Pedro,

I'm getting ready to send the next shipment of maracas. This time, each ones filled to the brim with 100% pure heroine. Hopefully customs won't confesticate them like last time.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an appoitment to club baby seals.

You're faithful underage drug smuggling associate,
- Carlos

PS: The new helicopter is great. Come drop by the states some time and I'll let you give it a spin.
nice operation you got there, do you do marijuana?

well...youve got the best times of your life in front of you, just dont screw up

Don't listen to this. Screwing up is the best part of life!

For the right price, Nadkor.

And my real name is Charlie. Charlie = Carlos in Spanish.

Don't listen to this. Screwing up is the best part of life!
weve already decided he shouldnt listen to me :p

Because I only do "legal" things.

Here, take a look at my drug smuggling operation:

Dear Pedro,

I'm getting ready to send the next shipment of maracas. This time, each ones filled to the brim with 100% pure heroine. Hopefully customs won't confesticate them like last time.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an appoitment to club baby seals.

You're faithful underage drug smuggling associate,
- Carlos

PS: The new helicopter is great. Come drop by the states some time and I'll let you give it a spin.
I don't think you showed that drug smuggling is bad with this. In fact, it makes me want to if I get a helicopter. *Vrooom!*

For the right price, Nadkor.
excellent...

Did I mention you also get full dental?

And don't get me started on the fringe benefits...

Did I mention you also get full dental?

And don't get me started on the fringe benefits...

But those are the best kind of benefits!

Legs, shoulders, knees and ____!

Fill in the blank kids.

Because I only do "legal" things.

This time, each ones filled to the brim with 100% pure heroine.

I read this, I read heroine, as in awesome female protagonist. Them's either some BIG maracas, or your shipping Tinkerbell....

And, yes, I'm drinking alcohol but not yet soaked the greymatter...

Oh SNAP!

I mispelled the stupidest drug on earh which can be mistakened for sugar r flour.

Speaking of which, on the last few days of school, my friend and I are gonne pur flour into little baggies and stuff them into an empty locker and leave it open.