NationStates Jolt Archive

"Vote AND die!" - Insurgents
"Iraq'ed the vote" - Voter pins
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(NOTE: I have nothing against the Iraqi election, all the better to Iraq if they can elect a good leader)

One voice. One bullet.

Vote early; Vote often.

It's wont be a Sunni future if you vote Shi'a


- Sorry I got nothing

Eat Less Bread: Save the fleet, conserve the wheat.
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Oh.... you were asking for Iraqi election slogans, and not old British wartime posters? my mistake. I got nothing.

Iraqi election '04: More than one canidate!

And next Sunday, the Iraqi people will go to the polls. They will be voting for vision. They will be voting for consistency. They will be voting for conviction. And no doubt in my help, they'll be voting for Bush/Cheney.

Iraq, the 52nd state!

Iraq '05: Bomb the best that you can bomb!

Saddam/Zarqawi '05

Iraqis: Bush-Cheney'04

Jordanian Terrorist: Kerry-Edwards - a stronger Al-Qaida

Vote now!!!! Die later.

Vote now!!!! Die later.
Die now!!! Don't vote

Insurgency is futile.

"I held democratic elections and all I got was this lousy insurgency"

Don't ask what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for the US.

Four more bombings!

Free puppets for some, miniature American flags for others!

Only bullet time matters.

"Vote or burn in hell forever"

.. this one is actually real, from Al-Sistani, more or less.

Don't blame me, I voted for Halliburton.

One free coffin with every vote.

"Please check your bomb at the door"

One voice. One bullet.
Vote now!!!! Die later.
Only bullet time matters.
One free coffin with every vote.


Witzleben, you sound like you're rooting for the elections to fail. Okay, so the US will look bad, but it's the Iraqis who will really suffer. Is that what you want? What is your plan for going forward? Do you want to declare Zarqawi president-for-life? Or?

I'm sorry but I have to say this is crap.

"Hey terrorists! Terrorize this!" (from Team America)

"Come vote, we promise you won't get shot! Maybe..."
"Take an absentee ballot! Complimentar bombs will included to make it feel like actually being there."

Sucks for you, sucks for me;
Give me a vote, and we'll all be free.

"Take a walk on the Sunni side of the street.......DON'T VOTE!!!"

Witzleben, you sound like you're rooting for the elections to fail. Okay, so the US will look bad, but it's the Iraqis who will really suffer. Is that what you want? What is your plan for going forward? Do you want to declare Zarqawi president-for-life? Or?

I'm sorry but I have to say this is crap.
I don't believe he's said a thing about *wanting* the elections to fail. He's just said he thinks that they will fail.

Election '05- "Now with 100% LESS Saddam!"

"Got democracy?"

"This time, YOU get to choose the oppresor."

If you vote early, you get this handy survival kit, including a brand new AK 47 with 100 rounds and each time you vote, you get another 100 rounds!

Every vote takes one cent off of US/UK gas bills.

Vote early, cuz it's murder out there.

"Vote, duck and cover."
"Preference in line to those without bulletproof vests."
"Yours is not to reason why, yours is but to vote and die."
"Come vote, train your bullet-dodging skills."
"It's safe to vote... kinda."
"Freedom (some), equality (sorta) and security (more or less) are our motto (I think)."

Voting ain't Shi'ite.

;)

"The ballot is mightier than the bullet. Get a free ballot-proof vest everytime you vote!"

I don't believe he's said a thing about *wanting* the elections to fail. He's just said he thinks that they will fail.
Actually I was just making up slogans for the elections. Like everyone else.

Bush/Cheney '05: This time, elect us!
Read my lips. No more bombings.
Don't think. Vote Bush!

Voting ain't Shi'ite.

;)

lol

Don't be a Kurd, vote Shia!