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Ok..lets say you had control over all money in the world... what would you do?

Faithfull-freedom
28-01-2005, 21:18
Justa wondering some more?
Haken Rider
28-01-2005, 21:21
Probably the other option.
Give it away and keep a large portion of it for myself, I guess.
Janers place
28-01-2005, 21:22
I'd start by buying everyone here a shot.
Santa Barbara
28-01-2005, 21:22
Well, because I'm 100% pure and selfless - much like all governments - I'd distribute it with 100% perfected equality. No one would starve, war and poverty would disappear overnight, and the human appetites for power and greed would be completely satisfied among my 6 billion wards. Ah! Paradise!

;)
Dogburg
28-01-2005, 21:26
In reality, if all the money in the world were held by one person, it would loose its value. People would begin bartering, or finding different forms of money.

Remember that money by itself isn't wealth, it's an indicator of wealth. the value of money is very fluid.
Dobbs Town
28-01-2005, 21:27
As soon as I saw the title of this thread, I thought, 'burn it', but I figured that wouldn't be featured as a choice on the poll. How wrong I was!
Faithfull-freedom
28-01-2005, 21:29
In reality, if all the money in the world were held by one person, it would loose its value. People would begin bartering, or finding different forms of money.

Remember that money by itself isn't wealth, it's an indicator of wealth. the value of money is very fluid.

Very right you are.. I am asking in a sense that this person (you) had control of what happened with this green. What would you do with it...
Colodia
28-01-2005, 21:30
Be insanely bored...
Faithfull-freedom
28-01-2005, 21:31
As soon as I saw the title of this thread, I thought, 'burn it', but I figured that wouldn't be featured as a choice on the poll. How wrong I was!

hehe.. I like your style... And since you would have control over any materialistic item we the people tried to place a value on..you could keep placing it upon the fire ;-)
Pencil 17
28-01-2005, 21:32
Well, because I'm 100% pure and selfless - much like all governments - I'd distribute it with 100% perfected equality. No one would starve, war and poverty would disappear overnight, and the human appetites for power and greed would be completely satisfied among my 6 billion wards. Ah! Paradise!

;)
Communist.
Dogburg
28-01-2005, 21:33
Very right you are.. I am asking in a sense that this person (you) had control of what happened with this green. What would you do with it...

Well, since it would rapidly become worthless, there would be little merit in giving it out or keeping it. Burning it would be a waste of effort, considering the amount of money in the world. So I'm gonna put other, because I'd probably just let it sit in my garden until people did what they wanted with it. Or didn't. I wouldn't care what would happen to this now worthless money.
Eris23
28-01-2005, 21:35
I would buy the world a coke, and teach them to sing in perfect harmony. Except the tone deaf people, they get shipped to the re-education camps! ;)
Pencil 17
28-01-2005, 21:37
I would buy the world a coke, and teach them to sing in perfect harmony. Except the tone deaf people, they get shipped to the re-education camps! ;)
I like the way you think...

What about those who don't drink coke for religous reasons?... IE mormons
Paush
28-01-2005, 21:47
I would take all the money (assuming it had value), and unite the world into a world government. I'd have a world-wide infrastructure built, essentially ending hungry, disease, and poverty. Then, with this new world, I'd pour huge amounts of money into space exploration and colonization. With a new frontier for the discontent humans to explore and colonize, crime would decrease, population problems would disappear, and humanity would no longer be bound to a single, frail planet. :)
Reaper_2k3
28-01-2005, 21:57
rule the world
wuhahahah
Nadkor
28-01-2005, 21:59
get bored of it really, really quickly
Von Witzleben
28-01-2005, 21:59
I would order an Xtra large pizza. I'm hungry. And a side order of hookers with beers.
The Plutonian Empire
28-01-2005, 22:05
Besides spending it on my Empire, I'd use it to get it on with the hottest babes of the planet (and I don't mean those uber-skinny supertall dumb blonde ones ;) I like them short, like me, and busty :D)


























































Maybe. :D
Faithfull-freedom
28-01-2005, 22:08
I'd use it to get it on with the hottest babes of the planet (and I don't mean those uber-skinny supertall dumb blonde ones I like them short, like me, and busty )

Is my wife using your nick?!?!? hahaahaha
The Plutonian Empire
28-01-2005, 22:11
Is my wife using your nick?!?!? hahaahaha
Nope. Sorry. It's just me, President Eugene Stauffer of the Plutonian Empire ;)
12345543211
28-01-2005, 22:15
Pay off the US defecit, hire an assassin to kill Bush and Cheney with the same bullet, give the rest but 50 mill. to needy people.
Paxania
28-01-2005, 22:53
Pay off the US defecit, hire an assassin to kill Bush and Cheney with the same bullet, give the rest but 50 mill. to needy people.

How charitable and selfless of you.

I would start everyone off with an equal amount of money to invest in new businesses as thye travel the world, as I start a chain of banks. People will accumulate vast amounts of wealth through chains of apartments and hotels until one person has driven all of the others bankrupt, and takes my position. Dibs on the hat.