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If Lunatic Goofballs died, who would succeed him as class clown?

Harlesburg
28-01-2005, 20:22
Ok now ive got your attention
i was wondering if LG died who should be the class clown?

[Moderator Edit - Cogitation] "Lunatic Goofballs has died" is a misleading thread title. [/modedit]
Atica
28-01-2005, 20:23
Me!
Legless Pirates
28-01-2005, 20:23
No one.

No LG, no fun
Los Banditos
28-01-2005, 20:24
We would still have Legless. He might have to go a little bit more crazy and stop being so serious though.
UpwardThrust
28-01-2005, 20:24
No one.

No LG, no fun
We all know it would be you hunny :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Quentulus Qazgar
28-01-2005, 20:25
What about Chicken pi?
He wouldn't be fun enough though...
Harlesburg
28-01-2005, 20:25
well that dosent help my pointless poll does it people?
Legless Pirates
28-01-2005, 20:25
We all know it would be you hunny :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
I could never live up to LG
Los Banditos
28-01-2005, 20:26
Branin? How could he be the clown? All he does is shudder.
UpwardThrust
28-01-2005, 20:27
Ok now ive got your attention
i was wondering if LG died who should be the class clown?
You missed the best one LEGLESS!
Legless Pirates
28-01-2005, 20:28
You missed the best one LEGLESS!
You're too good. Stop

*blushes*
UpwardThrust
28-01-2005, 20:29
You're too good. Stop

*blushes*
And you were calling me a girly man before :p

"I will pump ... ... YOU UP"
Harlesburg
28-01-2005, 20:31
You missed the best one LEGLESS!
your absolutly right i couldnt think of their name-Besides they're picking on me.
And i would have voted for LP too but i was going to vote for Branin and got stuck with myself-Duh
Legless Pirates
28-01-2005, 20:31
your absolutly right i couldnt think of their name-Besides they're picking on me.
And i would have voted for LP too but i was going to vote for Branin and got stuck with myself-Duh
obviously

:confused:
Superpower07
28-01-2005, 20:34
Another libertarian (Los Banditos, Eichen, or even me)
Vittos Ordination
28-01-2005, 20:35
I think LG tempts fate enough as it is, so I don't think he needs our help.
Harlesburg
28-01-2005, 20:38
As Comicbook guy would say Worst Poll ever

Go Harlesburg you useless tard]
Even Timmy's kicking your arse
Los Banditos
28-01-2005, 20:40
Another libertarian (Los Banditos, Eichen, or even me)
I'm not even funny. I mean, I try, but there is nothing funny about me. There is a long list in front of me. Like the US Presidency, the order is as follows (at least in my opinion):
Legless Pirates
The Imperial Navy
Monkeypimp
Some other people including you and Eichen
USE
Me
UpwardThrust
28-01-2005, 20:42
I'm not even funny. I mean, I try, but there is nothing funny about me. There is a long list in front of me. Like the US Presidency, the order is as follows (at least in my opinion):
Legless Pirates
The Imperial Navy
Monkeypimp
Some other people including you and Eichen
USE
Me
USE made it on there :) he already died (while funny to fluffle was not really "clownish")

:)
Los Banditos
28-01-2005, 20:45
USE made it on there :) he already died (while funny to fluffle was not really "clownish")

:)
Yeah, I know. That was me trying to be funny...:(
Sdaeriji
28-01-2005, 20:45
Should the unthinkable occur and the great Lunatic Goofballs ceased posting on this forum, I do believe Legless Pirates has the best resume for the job.
UpwardThrust
28-01-2005, 20:49
Yeah, I know. That was me trying to be funny...:(
I thought it was :) but figured u were being down on urself ... you are WAY above USE (see if anyone remembers him)

(here is a hint ... favorite saying "911 was the best day of my life!!! AMARASKUMMMMM")
Branin
28-01-2005, 20:51
Branin? How could he be the clown? All he does is shudder.
*shudders*
WooHoo, I made a poll. Thanks. That said I am not funny enough to be the class clown, and could never live up to LG. He is teh uber kl0\/\/n. If he had to be replaced *sniffle* I would vote Keruvalia.
Los Banditos
28-01-2005, 20:52
I thought it was :) but figured u were being down on urself ... you are WAY above USE (see if anyone remembers him)

(here is a hint ... favorite saying "911 was the best day of my life!!! AMARASKUMMMMM")
Good times were had by all those two days he graced this forum. Ah, it almost brings a tear to my eye.
Branin
28-01-2005, 20:52
As Comicbook guy would say Worst Poll ever

Go Harlesburg you useless tard]
Even Timmy's kicking your arse
That's okay. You are still beating me.

-Branin, the voteless wonder.
Harlesburg
28-01-2005, 20:53
*shudders*
WooHoo, I made a poll. Thanks. That said I am not funny enough to be the class clown, and could never live up to LG. He is teh uber kl0\/\/n. If he had to be replaced *sniffle* I would vote Keruvalia.
I guess you could be the class joke then?
Or would i beat you to it?
Colodia
28-01-2005, 20:53
wtf mate ^^


You forgot about meeee!
Harlesburg
28-01-2005, 20:54
That's okay. You are still beating me.

-Branin, the voteless wonder.
No but i voted for myself :(
I thought of voting for you was going to hand slipped voted for myself i tried to stop but alas i got a vote.
Where is Osama Bin Branin?
Branin
28-01-2005, 21:04
No but i voted for myself :(
I thought of voting for you was going to hand slipped voted for myself i tried to stop but alas i got a vote.
Where is Osama Bin Branin?
Right here:D http://img149.exs.cx/img149/1337/turban9zy.th.jpg (http://img149.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img149&image=turban9zy.jpg)
But yes I could be the class joke.
Keruvalia
29-01-2005, 02:26
Monkeys find me funny. So do hyenas.
Branin
29-01-2005, 06:04
Monkeys find me funny. So do hyenas.
So do I.
-Branin, the Unfunny wonder
Neo-Anarchists
29-01-2005, 06:18
Monkeys find me funny. So do hyenas.
I find monkeys funny, but only when they're finding hyenas.
Trilateral Commission
29-01-2005, 06:20
Hey I nominate you Neo-anarchists for wit and humor

Cheers :)
Its too far away
29-01-2005, 06:23
No one could replace LG. It just wouldnt be the same.
Neo-Anarchists
29-01-2005, 06:24
Hey I nominate you Neo-anarchists for wit and humor

Cheers :)
Wit? Humour?
Mostly I just spew non-sequiturs, but okay...
:p
Texan Hotrodders
29-01-2005, 06:26
I can't really imagine anyone replacing LG. :(
Occidio Multus
29-01-2005, 06:54
i dunno , jordaxia is pretty comical too.

but i agree with another post on here. Neo- Anarchists
but if i have to have to pick a poll choice- Branin.

can't we have them as the three stooges??
Harlesburg
29-01-2005, 07:14
i dunno , jordaxia is pretty comical too.

but i agree with another post on here. Neo- Anarchists
but if i have to have to pick a poll choice- Branin.

can't we have them as the three stooges??
you could always put it on the poll to make him feel better ;)
BackwoodsSquatches
29-01-2005, 11:42
Satan.

Nothing else is scarier than a clown.
Texan Hotrodders
29-01-2005, 12:00
Satan.

Nothing else is scarier than a clown.

Boo?
Monkeypimp
29-01-2005, 12:40
I don't think i'm quite LG. I'm less imaginitive, and more of an on-the-spot saying something amusing type. LG does crazy amounts of planning to put his mate in a body cast and tickle him..

As a side note:

Harlesburg 1 5.56%
Branin 1 5.56%
Monkeypimp 13 72.22%
Timmy 3 16.67%


I agree that Legless Pirates should be up there, though. Probably would have got my vote.
ProMonkians
29-01-2005, 12:54
I agree that Legless Pirates should be up there, though. Probably would have got my vote.

Yeah LP would get my vote too.
Katganistan
29-01-2005, 19:18
Just face facts: Lunatic Goofballs has no equal. :)
Legless Pirates
29-01-2005, 19:23
I am honoured
Lascivious Maximus
29-01-2005, 19:56
Yeah LP would get my vote too.
LP would have mine as well. Though no one could ever replicate LG - LP would be the closest thing. :D
Harlesburg
29-01-2005, 20:17
I don't think i'm quite LG. I'm less imaginitive, and more of an on-the-spot saying something amusing type. LG does crazy amounts of planning to put his mate in a body cast and tickle him..

As a side note:

Harlesburg 1 5.56%
Branin 1 5.56%
Monkeypimp 13 72.22%
Timmy 3 16.67%


I agree that Legless Pirates should be up there, though. Probably would have got my vote.


would have got mine too but i didnt make the stupid poll with its stupid name oh wait i did :eek:

Yeah my lack of Imagination led me to exclude them
Keruvalia
29-01-2005, 20:21
Lunatic Goofballs is immortal ... so the question is moot!

http://www.unlc.biz/images/lunaticeat.gif
Harlesburg
29-01-2005, 20:24
Just face facts: Lunatic Goofballs has no equal. :)
Absolutly true
Alomogordo
29-01-2005, 20:24
No one.

No LG, no fun
I must agree. He is the epitome of a class clown.
Lunatic Goofballs
02-03-2005, 12:13
*basks in the radiant warmth of this tribute*

Ahh... planning for my demise how thoughtful. :D

I appreciate all the groovy things said about me. I assure you that I have no plans of going anywhere anytime soon, so unless I jump into the wrong mudpit and vanish forever, I'll be around a while. :)

Still, if I had to pick a replacement, it would be tough. I think one would have to surgically remove certain relevant bits from Monkeypimp, Legless Pirates, and Eridanus(whom I haven't seen in a while) to construct another of me.

Oh, and if none of these gentlemen can provide it, you'll have to add the junk of a pornstar. :cool:
Oksana
02-03-2005, 12:21
I voted for Monkeypimp. I don't think he tries as hard to be funny as the others. I think it's more natural.
Monkeypimp
02-03-2005, 13:00
Oh, and if none of these gentlemen can provide it, you'll have to add the junk of a pornstar. :cool:

Excess kicking causes swelling.
Lunatic Goofballs
02-03-2005, 13:05
Excess kicking causes swelling.

Apparently. *nod* :D Believe me, the last thing I want to do is discuss my gentalia. Okay, that was a lie. Anyhoo... I actually have an average sized penis, but unusually large testicles. Almost freakishly so.

Why I have subjected all who read this to the image this will generate is thus: I always wondered if having large testicles made me more of a target for low blows, or if frequent low blows made my testicles larger.

Very few scientists have studied this. :(
Monkeypimp
02-03-2005, 13:07
Apparently. *nod* :D Believe me, the last thing I want to do is discuss my gentalia. Okay, that was a lie. Anyhoo... I actually have an average sized penis, but unusually large testicles. Almost freakishly so.

Why I have subjected all who read this to the image this will generate is thus: I always wondered if having large testicles made me more of a target for low blows, or if frequent low blows made my testicles larger.

Very few scientists have studied this. :(

Haha that reminds me of Steve-O playing nutball on jackass (back before it got stale, ie after I had seen 3 episodes) and he said 'I gotta be careful here, I don't have much dong to protect me. I'm all balls'
Lunatic Goofballs
02-03-2005, 13:12
Haha that reminds me of Steve-O playing nutball on jackass (back before it got stale, ie after I had seen 3 episodes) and he said 'I gotta be careful here, I don't have much dong to protect me. I'm all balls'

LOL. One of my favorite scenes.

*blink* I probably should have kept that secret.
Monkeypimp
02-03-2005, 13:15
LOL. One of my favorite scenes.

*blink* I probably should have kept that secret.

Actually it was after I saw the 'Steve-O career ender' on the movie DVD when the rest of the programme seemed stale. Maybe it was the uncensored footage of someone playing darts with his ass, maybe it was him staple gunning his sack to his leg (on both sides) again, uncensored.

"Do me, Wee-man!!"



:eek:
Lunatic Goofballs
02-03-2005, 13:17
Actually it was after I saw the 'Steve-O career ender' on the movie DVD when the rest of the programme seemed stale. Maybe it was the uncensored footage of someone playing darts with his ass, maybe it was him staple gunning his sack to his leg (on both sides) again, uncensored.

"Do me, Wee-man!!"



:eek:

In another time, in another place, that could have been me.

Did you know that Steve-O went to Ringling Brothers Clown College?
Bitchkitten
02-03-2005, 13:17
Not that I think LG could be replaced, but Legless would have been my choice if he'd been on the poll. Alas, I voted Harlesburg. :rolleyes:
Monkeypimp
02-03-2005, 13:21
In another time, in another place, that could have been me.

Did you know that Steve-O went to Ringling Brothers Clown College?

I knew he did something along those lines, but I wasn't sure exactly where. Did you get any training for your profession?
Monkeypimp
02-03-2005, 13:22
Not that I think LG could be replaced, but Legless would have been my choice if he'd been on the poll. Alas, I voted Harlesburg. :rolleyes:

My stunning victory feels so hollow without LG and the rest up there :(
Lunatic Goofballs
02-03-2005, 13:24
I knew he did something along those lines, but I wasn't sure exactly where. Did you get any training for your profession?

I actually learned clowning on my own. But the following summer I went to Clown Camp in Wisconsin. It was a six week clown college course. Fun stuff.
Monkeypimp
02-03-2005, 13:31
I actually learned clowning on my own. But the following summer I went to Clown Camp in Wisconsin. It was a six week clown college course. Fun stuff.

Is it like 'todays lesson: balloon animals' or more sophisticated? ;)
Lunatic Goofballs
02-03-2005, 13:35
Is it like 'todays lesson: balloon animals' or more sophisticated? ;)

In some ways more, in some ways less. *nod*

There were required lessons and optional seminars we attended to fill our days. For instance, I went to seminars on clown magic, juggling, improvisation, face painting, physical comedy and a handful of others. Though a lot of the advanced material taught in these seminars were touched on basically in the standard courses.
Bitchkitten
02-03-2005, 13:38
Nice. There are places for the professionally insane.
Lunatic Goofballs
02-03-2005, 13:44
Nice. There are places for the professionally insane.

There's even financial aid. :D
Amyst
02-03-2005, 13:51
Nobody can replace LG. But Keruvalia can certainly come close.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v508/lia_antimony/Online%20pictures/boo.bmp
Keruvalia
02-03-2005, 14:26
Nobody can replace LG. But Keruvalia can certainly come close.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v508/lia_antimony/Online%20pictures/boo.bmp

Ahhh ... thanks. I have one or two shining moments and that one did get me an award ... the thread, sadly, long lost into the ocean of long lost threads.

However, I'm hardly qualified.
Amyst
02-03-2005, 14:31
Ahhh ... thanks. I have one or two shining moments and that one did get me an award ... the thread, sadly, long lost into the ocean of long lost threads.

However, I'm hardly qualified.

Seriously, whenever I'm having a bad day, I can think of that picture and be cheered right on up.

And I'm not saying you're qualified to take over for LG. I'm just saying that you're more qualified than any of the people on the poll, none of whom I find amusing.
Keruvalia
02-03-2005, 15:25
Seriously, whenever I'm having a bad day, I can think of that picture and be cheered right on up.


Ah! Then I bow humbly to your kindness and am happy to have served. :)

Edit: Ha! Found the thread ... :D

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=380583
Lunatic Goofballs
02-03-2005, 23:52
Ah! Then I bow humbly to your kindness and am happy to have served. :)

Edit: Ha! Found the thread ... :D

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=380583

Ah, yes. The Han Solo thread. *nod*
Harlesburg
03-03-2005, 11:47
*Voice of Giant in JAck and The Bean Stalk*
Whos been using my thread to post Spam?
Why did someone look this up why?
Harlesburg
03-03-2005, 11:51
*basks in the radiant warmth of this tribute*

Ahh... planning for my demise how thoughtful. :D

I appreciate all the groovy things said about me. I assure you that I have no plans of going anywhere anytime soon, so unless I jump into the wrong mudpit and vanish forever, I'll be around a while. :)

Oh, and if none of these gentlemen can provide it, you'll have to add the junk of a pornstar. :cool:
How and or why did you find this??????????????????
Harlesburg
03-03-2005, 11:54
Not that I think LG could be replaced, but Legless would have been my choice if he'd been on the poll. Alas, I voted Harlesburg. :rolleyes:
A ha A worthy vote. :rolleyes:
The Imperial Navy
03-03-2005, 11:54
I'm not even funny. I mean, I try, but there is nothing funny about me. There is a long list in front of me. Like the US Presidency, the order is as follows (at least in my opinion):
Legless Pirates
The Imperial Navy
Monkeypimp
Some other people including you and Eichen
USE
Me

2nd in line to the throne... sweet.
Legless Pirates
03-03-2005, 11:55
A ha A worthy vote. :rolleyes:
*laughs at Harlesburg*
Legless Pirates
03-03-2005, 11:55
2nd in line to the throne... sweet.
*laughs at TIN*
The Imperial Navy
03-03-2005, 11:56
*laughs at TIN*

*Eats LP*

Mmm... spicy.
Harlesburg
03-03-2005, 11:59
*laughs at Harlesburg*
Yes the idea of me getting votes is rather rediculess shit why did i give myself a vote pity neigh my hand slipped. :eek:
Lunatic Goofballs
03-03-2005, 12:14
How and or why did you find this??????????????????

In a fit of vanity, I wondered if there had been a 'Lunatic Goofballs Appreciation thread' in the last few weeks. I haven't had as much free time lately, and I missed a lot of threads. So I ran a search.

Much to my delight, there was! Best of all, it didn't follow the crowd. :)

Much to my chagrin, it detailed plans on what to do in the event of my demise. :eek:
Harlesburg
03-03-2005, 12:18
In a fit of vanity, I wondered if there had been a 'Lunatic Goofballs Appreciation thread' in the last few weeks. I haven't had as much free time lately, and I missed a lot of threads. So I ran a search.

Much to my delight, there was! Best of all, it didn't follow the crowd. :)

Much to my chagrin, it detailed plans on what to do in the event of my demise. :eek:
I noticed your abscene recently and was dismayed my plans make come to fruitition. :p

Was it you who posted Paris hilton touched my arse tonight?
Lunatic Goofballs
03-03-2005, 12:20
I noticed your abscene recently and was dismayed my plans make come to fruitition. :p

Was it you who posted Paris hilton touched my arse tonight?

As amusing as such an event might be, I have great disdain for Paris Hilton. So no.

Would you like me to make such a post? I do requests. :D
The Imperial Navy
03-03-2005, 12:34
Hey LG, have you seen my Extendable pineapple? I swear I put it here somwhere.
Lunatic Goofballs
03-03-2005, 12:35
Yes the idea of me getting votes is rather rediculess shit why did i give myself a vote pity neigh my hand slipped. :eek:

Actually, I voted for you. :)
Lunatic Goofballs
03-03-2005, 12:36
Hey LG, have you seen my Extendable pineapple? I swear I put it here somwhere.

I'm using it to hold up my shower curtain.
The Imperial Navy
03-03-2005, 12:38
I'm using it to hold up my shower curtain.

Well I want it back. I'll trade for a team of Gopher shower curtain holders.
Legless Pirates
03-03-2005, 12:41
Well I want it back. I'll trade for a team of Gopher shower curtain holders.
*laughs from inside TIN's belly*
Lunatic Goofballs
03-03-2005, 12:42
Well I want it back. I'll trade for a team of Gopher shower curtain holders.

I don't want them looking at my bum.

*pauses and rubs chin thoughtfully* Or do I?
The Imperial Navy
03-03-2005, 12:43
I don't want them looking at my bum.

*pauses and rubs chin thoughtfully* Or do I?

They come with blindfolds, and come in a assortment of Minty flavours.
Lunatic Goofballs
03-03-2005, 12:45
They come with blindfolds, and come in a assortment of Minty flavours.

SOLD! :)
The Imperial Navy
03-03-2005, 12:48
SOLD! :)

They'll be there by overnight snail. Or slug, depending on which is avaliable.
Lunatic Goofballs
03-03-2005, 12:49
They'll be there by overnight snail. Or slug, depending on which is avaliable.

I'll pay extra for snail. In case it rains. *nod*
The Imperial Navy
03-03-2005, 12:52
I'll pay extra for snail. In case it rains. *nod*

Thats fine. No extra charge for slime though. Thats all included.
Lunatic Goofballs
03-03-2005, 12:54
Thats fine. No extra charge for slime though. Thats all included.

Naturally. One of the perks. Slime trails. :)

Shall I hide the salt shakers?
The Imperial Navy
03-03-2005, 12:55
Naturally. One of the perks. Slime trails. :)

Shall I hide the salt shakers?

Best to. Oh, and cork the cat. Snails hate cats. And make sure there's no seaguls around.
Lunatic Goofballs
03-03-2005, 12:58
Best to. Oh, and cork the cat. Snails hate cats. And make sure there's no seaguls around.

A lot of regulations, huh? :(

Still, better than UPS. :)
The Imperial Navy
03-03-2005, 12:59
A lot of regulations, huh? :(

Still, better than UPS. :)

It's a home run company. I tried a different approach. We also deliver extendable monkey asses.
Lunatic Goofballs
03-03-2005, 13:02
It's a home run company. I tried a different approach. We also deliver extendable monkey asses.

*curiosity wins out* DO they extend sideways or backward? Or downward?

I think downward would be the most useful. Then they wouldn't need chairs. Of course, this is assuming that the monkey is still attached. If it's just the monkey ass, then obviously, extending sideways is by far, the most useful.
The Imperial Navy
03-03-2005, 13:06
It extends in every direction. It can even extend into other dimensions. Great for the kids.

Every 5 seconds it also releases a puff of Calvin Kleins Reality, for monkey asses.

And it's all avaliable for $19.95! Buy now and you'll get Sun and Run! the sun tan lotion thats also a laxative!
Legless Pirates
03-03-2005, 13:07
And it's all avaliable for $19.95! Buy now and you'll get Sun and Run! the sun tan lotion thats also a laxative!
*from belly*
Finally I can shit on the beach safe from skin cancer
Lunatic Goofballs
03-03-2005, 13:08
*from belly*
Finally I can shit on the beach safe from skin cancer

Indeed. It's like a built-in tan timer. :)
The Imperial Navy
03-03-2005, 13:08
*from belly*
Finally I can shit on the beach safe from skin cancer

*Regurgitates LP*

Ok, you can go now. Here, take some sun and run. It's on the house.

*Throws it on the roof*
Legless Pirates
03-03-2005, 13:12
It's on the house.

*Throws it on the roof*
ROFL :fluffle:
The Imperial Navy
03-03-2005, 13:13
LP and me are probably the only ones who can have a casual converstation with LG and understand it.
Lunatic Goofballs
03-03-2005, 13:14
TIN is such an innovater. Last time I invented something, it nearly got me killed.

I guess you're just not meant to make toast while bathing. :(
Lunatic Goofballs
03-03-2005, 13:15
LP and me are probably the only ones who can have a casual converstation with LG and understand it.

Sometimes it's more entertaining not to. (understand)
The Imperial Navy
03-03-2005, 13:16
TIN is such an innovater. Last time I invented something, it nearly got me killed.

I guess you're just not meant to make toast while bathing. :(

I discovered that eating ice cream in the bath is sensible. But if it falls in the water, then I feel a pain in ducky Jr.
Legless Pirates
03-03-2005, 13:16
Sometimes it's more entertaining not to. (understand)
What? :confused:
The Imperial Navy
03-03-2005, 13:18
I've had some losses. My solar-powered torch was doomed to failure. My Unburstable metal football never got off the ground, and don't get me started on my inflatable dartboard.
Monkeypimp
03-03-2005, 13:26
LP and me are probably the only ones who can have a casual converstation with LG and understand it.


Hi.
The Imperial Navy
03-03-2005, 13:27
Hi.

Oh... hello Monkeypimp! Are the walruses biting?
Legless Pirates
03-03-2005, 13:31
I've had some losses. My solar-powered torch was doomed to failure. My Unburstable metal football never got off the ground, and don't get me started on my inflatable dartboard.
I thought I had found a hole in the market with my TV with built-in remote control.... :(
The Imperial Navy
03-03-2005, 13:34
I thought I had found a hole in the market with my TV with built-in remote control.... :(

Yeah the testers of my self microwaving hotdog threatened to sue for the cancer they got...

My greatest invention was the self serving Lobster.
Lunatic Goofballs
03-03-2005, 13:37
Mine was complimentary peanuts.

No, not the kind you get in bags of five on airplanes. Or in bars to go with your beer.

THe kind that says, 'Nice teeth' just before you pop em in your mouth. That was mine. :cool:
Monkeypimp
03-03-2005, 13:38
Oh... hello Monkeypimp! Are the walruses biting?


There's one knawing on my leg as I type this.

*shakes it off*



hm. I probably should get this gaping wound checked out.
The Imperial Navy
03-03-2005, 13:38
Mine was complimentary peanuts.

No, not the kind you get in bags of five on airplanes. Or in bars to go with your beer.

THe kind that says, 'Nice teeth' just before you pop em in your mouth. That was mine. :cool:

Yeah I bought some, but when I put them in my mouth they said: "Kill mee...."

Little bastards. I crunched them to death.
Lunatic Goofballs
03-03-2005, 13:40
There's one knawing on my leg as I type this.

*shakes it off*



hm. I probably should get this gaping wound checked out.

One way or the other, these things take care of themselves. Sooner or later, the bleeding will stop. *nod*
Monkeypimp
03-03-2005, 13:43
One way or the other, these things take care of themselves. Sooner or later, the bleeding will stop. *nod*

Just like parking fines. You ignore them and they go away.
Legless Pirates
03-03-2005, 13:44
Just like parking fines. You ignore them and they go away.
Or women..... ugh

*shudders*
Oksana
03-03-2005, 13:54
What about Tin? That polls not very good. I want to vote for Tin. He's funny and he doesn't even try.
Monkeypimp
03-03-2005, 14:00
What about Tin? That polls not very good. I want to vote for Tin. He's funny and he doesn't even try.

We've established that I'm Saddam in an Iraqi election with this poll.
Oksana
03-03-2005, 14:03
Originally posted by Monkeypimp
We've established that I'm Saddam in an Iraqi election with this poll.

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid Tin has more power than you.
Monkeypimp
03-03-2005, 14:05
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid Tin has more power than you.

Yeah but TIN loves me so I still win.
The Imperial Navy
03-03-2005, 14:05
We've established that I'm Saddam in an Iraqi election with this poll.

*Does poofy He-Man pose*

I HAVE THE POWWWERRR!

http://www.burburinho.com/img/fs041101b.jpg
Legless Pirates
03-03-2005, 14:30
LG's hometown (http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/270-sexoffender.jpg)
Oksana
03-03-2005, 14:33
LP, hon, your link doesn't work.

I don't care if Tin likes you. I talk to him more and I think he's funny so I vote for him as class clown.
The Imperial Navy
03-03-2005, 14:37
LP, hon, your link doesn't work.

I don't care if Tin likes you. I talk to him more and I think he's funny so I vote for him as class clown.

I have an obsessed fan. Yay!
Legless Pirates
03-03-2005, 14:37
Crap....

Here's the link. Copy paste

http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/270-sexoffender.jpg
Monkeypimp
03-03-2005, 14:42
I have an obsessed fan. Yay!

It was gonna happen one day. Next thing legions of fans will be spamming your apreciation thread ;)
Oksana
03-03-2005, 14:45
Try this:
www.davesdaily.com/pictures/270-sexoffender.htm

Cute.
The Imperial Navy
03-03-2005, 14:45
It was gonna happen one day. Next thing legions of fans will be spamming your apreciation thread ;)

Yay!

*Runs from screaming fans*
Legless Pirates
03-03-2005, 14:57
Try this:
www.davesdaily.com/pictures/270-sexoffender.htm

Cute.
whoo! Thanks :fluffle:
Monkeypimp
03-03-2005, 15:16
My votes are still going up. Who keeps voting for me? Is it you Legless?
Legless Pirates
03-03-2005, 15:30
My votes are still going up. Who keeps voting for me? Is it you Legless?
No :rolleyes:
Monkeypimp
03-03-2005, 15:35
No :rolleyes:

Well that was a downer.
Lunatic Goofballs
03-03-2005, 20:11
LG's hometown (http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/270-sexoffender.jpg)

This is my favorite so far; http://www.davesdaily.com/out.php?id=3698&url=http://ww1.mid-day.com/news/city/2005/march//104693.htm
I think I might give it it's own thread. A story about a third nut. How fun. :D
Trilateral Commission
03-03-2005, 20:15
Harlesburg
:)
Harlesburg
04-03-2005, 05:25
As amusing as such an event might be, I have great disdain for Paris Hilton. So no.

Would you like me to make such a post? I do requests.

She is the hell as Hoddy
You dont need too.
It was one of the first threads i ever saw and posted on.
Harlesburg
04-03-2005, 05:27
Actually, I voted for you. :)
BWhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
WOW im catching up to Timmy!
HECK i am one of the 8 wierdest/Random people on NS but i aint you. ;)
It was a poor showing too TIN and Kanabia blitzed everyone.
Harlesburg
04-03-2005, 06:04
What about Tin? That polls not very good. I want to vote for Tin. He's funny and he doesn't even try.
What the reason the obvious choices wernt on the Poll is because they are being Deadly serious Dah!!!!! :D
Zincite
04-03-2005, 06:33
No one.

No LG, no fun

Agreed. I could shake things up a little but that's just a function of being a teenager with plenty of humor fodder. Lunatic Goofballs will never be matched.
Harlesburg
04-03-2005, 11:15
LG's hometown (http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/270-sexoffender.jpg)
Hey we dont need anymore trash in here weve already got Oksana! :p


Jokes you know i love you. :fluffle:
The Imperial Navy
04-03-2005, 11:16
BWhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
WOW im catching up to Timmy!
HECK i am one of the 8 wierdest/Random people on NS but i aint you. ;)
It was a poor showing too TIN and Kanabia blitzed everyone.

And how! :D
Harlesburg
04-03-2005, 11:31
And how! :D
I think you should add the wierdest part of your title to your Randomness unless you gave that to Kanabia. :D
The Imperial Navy
04-03-2005, 11:35
I think you should add the wierdest part of your title to your Randomness unless you gave that to Kanabia. :D

But then who would chew my Plastic furniture?
Harlesburg
04-03-2005, 11:43
But then who would chew my Plastic furniture?
That was furniture i thought that was the Tea Tray!
The Imperial Navy
04-03-2005, 11:48
That was furniture i thought that was the Tea Tray!

Tea tray? I have no tea tray! I have a computer desk but... Oh Kanabia! Why did you chew my desk?
Harlesburg
04-03-2005, 12:07
Tea tray? I have no tea tray! I have a computer desk but... Oh Kanabia! Why did you chew my desk?
Alas for i am the Scarlet Pimpernel!
Monkeypimp
04-03-2005, 12:22
BWhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
WOW im catching up to Timmy!
HECK i am one of the 8 wierdest/Random people on NS but i aint you. ;)
It was a poor showing too TIN and Kanabia blitzed everyone.

And Timmys catching up to me. I'm below 50% for the first time :( This is turning into a normal election.
Harlesburg
04-03-2005, 13:19
Dont worry Act the greens and NZ first will cancel each other out just leaving the Jim Anderton Progressive PArty to fight it out with the MAori party and United future for the power maker spot. :rolleyes:

Damn South PArk damn me and a lack of Immagination :mp5:
Monkeypimp
04-03-2005, 13:27
Dont worry Act the greens and NZ first will cancel each other out just leaving the Jim Anderton Progressive PArty to fight it out with the MAori party and United future for the power maker spot. :rolleyes:

Damn South PArk damn me and a lack of Immagination :mp5:

Unless labour gets left enough to get nicely into bed with the greens, who ever wins better win with a majority. Would rather have Don realising that he doesn't actually have all the answers and there isn't much that needs fixing that he can fix, than have that AND some numbnuts other party acting like they own the world.
Harlesburg
05-03-2005, 06:23
Unless labour gets left enough to get nicely into bed with the greens, who ever wins better win with a majority. Would rather have Don realising that he doesn't actually have all the answers and there isn't much that needs fixing that he can fix, than have that AND some numbnuts other party acting like they own the world.
Over the last year or so there have been 3 things ive been against
But the reality is if NAtional was to change things it wouldnt help theyve already backtracked on Kiwibank.
I just dont want Labour but i dont see those Presbyterians from National being any better!