NationStates Jolt Archive

... I dunno, circumsision is pretty wierd.

Chewbacca on a planet of Ewoks

a chicken in a thong?

A guy attempting suicide by shooting himself clean through the head and completely missing.

Watching hardcore porno in a public library.

George Bush.

Me getting myself a gf....

*weeps uncontrollably* :D

Me getting myself a gf....

*weeps uncontrollably* :D

Aww. I'll be your girlfriend....for a price.

Decorative liquor.

Aww. I'll be your girlfriend....for a price.
Exactly what price?

Exactly what price?

Negotiation begins at $12,000.

Chewbacca on a planet of Ewoks

That just don't make sense !

*Hope's you've seen the south park episode .. and this isn't just coincedence :p

That just don't make sense !

*Hope's you've seen the south park episode .. and this isn't just coincedence :p
great episode

Look at the silly monkey

Negotiation begins at $12,000.
RL money, or NS money?

RL money, or NS money?

RL of course.

Dwinkleshorts Wobblyshroom Bumblesnorkle Flimp.

RL of course.
Nope. Sorry. I only have a hundred bucks.

Fruit punch made out of every single fruit on the planet.

Nope. Sorry. I only have a hundred bucks.

Ok then :cool:

Negotiation begins at $12,000.
ill give you 25000 Indonesian Bhat-or whatever that toilet paper monies called if youll be mine. ;)

Ok then :cool:
:cool:

great episode

Look at the silly monkey

Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury attorney would certainly want you to believe his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years And they make a good case. Hell almost felt pity myself!
But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed I have one final thing I want to consider: This [pointing to a picture of Chewbacca] is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor . Now think about that. That does make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee want to live on Endor with a of two foot tall Ewoks ? That does not make sense!
But more important you have to ask what does this have to do with case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen it has to do with this case! It does make sense!
Look at me I'm a lawyer defending major record company and I'm talkin' about Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen am not making any sense. None of makes sense!
And so you have to remember when in that jury room deliberating and conjugating Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! and gentlemen of this supposed jury it not make sense.
If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must The defense rests.

ill give you 25000 Indonesian Bhat-or whatever that toilet paper monies called if youll be mine. ;)

Rupiahs. Bhat is Thailand I think.

ill give you 25000 Indonesian Bhat-or whatever that toilet paper monies called if youll be mine. ;)

Deal.

Deal.
i think its easily less than ten dollars but i could give you a turkish million if you want. ;)

Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury attorney would certainly want you to believe his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years And they make a good case. Hell almost felt pity myself!
But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed I have one final thing I want to consider: This [pointing to a picture of Chewbacca] is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor . Now think about that. That does make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee want to live on Endor with a of two foot tall Ewoks ? That does not make sense!
But more important you have to ask what does this have to do with case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen it has to do with this case! It does make sense!
Look at me I'm a lawyer defending major record company and I'm talkin' about Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen am not making any sense. None of makes sense!
And so you have to remember when in that jury room deliberating and conjugating Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! and gentlemen of this supposed jury it not make sense.
If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must The defense rests.
priceless

Careful, Harlesburg, she might be a golddigger ;)

Lieutenant Worf, Chewbacca and R2D2 threesom. :fluffle:

Careful, Harlesburg, she might be a golddigger ;)

Shhhh!

Rupiahs. Bhat is Thailand I think.
thanks. :)

Shhhh!
Too bad, the Plutonian Light of Truth has already shined upon you! :p :D

Shhhh!
i might be the Yorkshire Ripper ;)

Vacuum cleaners with lips at the opening. And a rotating blade inside.

Lieutenant Worf, Chewbacca and R2D2 threesom. :fluffle:

That is pretty wierd.

i might be the Yorkshire Ripper ;)

I'm the Chomedey Groper.

I'm the Chomedey Groper.
A purrfect match ;)

Robbie Williams building a 6ft toilet out of isotonic energy bars. The bars have eyes, frickin gaint eyes! And all the children are insame...

The fact that right now there are two rovers on Mars and nobody is paying attention to them and they are taking photographs like this

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap041115.html

and this

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap050121.html

Edward Gorey. he's wierd, but cool.

my entire existence. really. and thats nothing to brag about :(

Dennis Rodman?

my entire existence. really. and thats nothing to brag about :(
damn bet me to the draw.-arrgh i die
I was gonna say my existence.
im a good person everyone loves me
My opinions matter
People would be sad if Harlesburg died.

Yeah right BS

damn bet me to the draw.-arrgh i die
I was gonna say my existence.
im a good person everyone loves me
My opinions matter
People would be sad if Harlesburg died.

Yeah right BS
Ya know, right now, I feel the exact same way; especially here at NS.

EDIT: Especially since that incident I caused last weekend.

Aww. I'll be your girlfriend....for a price.

Says a "woman" in a deep voice as she strokes her thick, luxurious leg hair with one hand and twists her mustachio with the other.

There, you asked for it. Now see what you've done, SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

Wierdest thing I can think of?
Hmm...

How 'bout improvisational kama-sutra juggling?

yo momma


im truly sorry, but sombody had to say it. im just making an ass of myself so you people dont have to.

Who the hells Five? Adrian Barbeau-Bot

LP hates me :(
Damn you Tub girl

Who the hells Five? Adrian Barbeau-Bot

LP hates me :(
Damn you Tub girl

five is that one guy. sorta.

and as i recall, you were the one who posted the tub girl thing on your own. and you were asking for a link to goatse. you brought it upon yourself.

five is that one guy. sorta.

and as i recall, you were the one who posted the tub girl thing on your own. and you were asking for a link to goatse. you brought it upon yourself.
i had no idea it was that bad
I didnt ask for g0atse only asked what it was.

i had no idea it was that bad
I didnt ask for g0atse only asked what it was.

nuh-uh, you were asking for a link... i think.

nuh-uh, you were asking for a link... i think.
Really well can you go back to pg 14vand destroy my Qoute i thnk its best for every one :(

Two words: Nazi toast.

Yellow as an abstract concept, not a color.

LP hates me :(
I'm a lover, not a hater.

An afro-rat. Playing Connect Four. With a pickle-weasel.

... French Granola!

A person actually *liking* Heineken

a man with a melon for a monocle. that cracks me up every time.

"What's the wierdest thing you can think of?"

Um ... Nation States' General Forum? :D

"What's the wierdest thing you can think of?"

Um ... Nation States' General Forum? :D
Wow, ten bonus points... thats crack on the mark dude. :p

An office building full of old pirates sailing of the edge of the world..... wait :eek: