NationStates Jolt Archive

It is time...NationStates is big...we are powerful...and we have as much screwed up leaders (mods/admins) and people as any other religion!

Let us pick what type of god(s) we should worship.

I shall put a poll up of generic types..... we can base a formula off that, other then that, we will have a discussion on he/she/it should look or not look like, act or not like, exist or not exist, and any other politcal correctness. :p

How about we just go with all the Great Old Ones and Gods from H.P. Lovecraft stories? We can be polytheists.

BUMP! got a poll now. :D

Crime fighting android wins, hands down. Praise be to the almighty, Robocop!
http://www.kelwick.karoo.net/Images/Classic%20Pics/Robocop%2005.jpg

i have never been one for following religions but the thought of crafting such a thing of belief from the ground up sound like fun -

I was thinking more along the lines of..

http://www.dialmformax.com/images/inspector_gadget.jpg

Maybe Gadget and Robocop should have a fight to see who is the true god?
That'd settle matters.

alrighty then....

Inspector Gadget: Ya ready Robocop?! Cuz, i'm about to Go-Go Kick your ass right now!

EDIT: Should i start a new thread with a poll, asking what the NS'ers believe which of the 2 our new "god" should be?

How about we just go with all the Great Old Ones and Gods from H.P. Lovecraft stories? We can be polytheists.

Polytheists at least acknowledge the existence of other deities and are inherently open to the possibility of accepting other cultures. Much more so than any monotheistic culture could ever hope to be.

Polytheism works for me.

I second the crime fighting android motion...

Polytheists at least acknowledge the existence of other deities and are inherently open to the possibility of accepting other cultures. Much more so than any monotheistic culture could ever hope to be.

Polytheism works for me.


not our fault your religion is wrong. :p

HOW ABOUT MIXING TWO. Like me being a Jewish/ Buddhists.

HOW ABOUT MIXING TWO. Like me being a Jewish/ Buddhists.

Those are 2 different Belief systems though...we're asking opinion on gods.

Plus Buddhism and Judiasm aren't so far off anyways.

Those are 2 different Belief systems though...we're asking opinion on gods.

Plus Buddhism and Judiasm aren't so far off anyways.
I know that is why Im the jewish/buddhists.

just say jewbuddhaboy fast it is awesome, that is why I use it on IM as my sn.

A Triangle-Shaped God.

A Triangle-Shaped God.
we can name the Triforce

we can name the Triforce


Never! No Zelda/Link references, those games are an abomination to G-d!...or i sais anyways.

Never! No Zelda/Link references, those games are an abomination to G-d!...or i sais anyways.

??? You don't like Zelda games? Why not?

Let us pick what type of god(s) we should worship.
BLASPHEMY! Do you DARE proclaim that our praise should go to ANYONE OTHER than the Lord Tetragrammaton of Our World, Max Barry!?

Bow down before him and beg his forgiveness, mortal, lest the Bastard NS Moderator from Hell, Reploid Seductions, take your head off with her Sword of DEAT!

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

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I was thinking more along the lines of..

Inspector Gadget image (http://www.dialmformax.com/images/inspector_gadget.jpg)
That's a pretty bad rendition of Inspector Gadget, in my opinion. It's been years since I watched the cartoons, but I remember him being better-drawn than that.

--The Democratic States of Cogitation

BLASPHEMY! Do you DARE proclaim that our praise should go to ANYONE OTHER than the Lord Tetragrammaton of Our World, Max Barry!?

Bow down before him and beg his forgiveness, mortal, lest the Bastard NS Moderator from Hell, Reploid Seductions, take your head off with her Sword of DEAT!

The Barry is powerful, no doubt, but I don't envy any man that would seek to challenge our lord Holy Robocop.

You missed on choice... how about we worship a god that exists.

Ok the whole TRiforce thing, what the helll, what is Zelda/Link. I didnt live in the US uptill 2 years ago. I dont know this game.

Ok the whole TRiforce thing, what the helll, what is Zelda/Link. I didnt live in the US uptill 2 years ago. I dont know this game.

There is a popular video game series entitled "The Legend of Zelda". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Legend_of_Zelda_series

You missed on choice... how about we worship a god that exists.
choice 1

BLASPHEMY! Do you DARE proclaim that our praise should go to ANYONE OTHER than the Lord Tetragrammaton of Our World, Max Barry!?

Bow down before him and beg his forgiveness, mortal, lest the Bastard NS Moderator from Hell, Reploid Seductions, take your head off with her Sword of DEAT!

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

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That's a pretty bad rendition of Inspector Gadget, in my opinion. It's been years since I watched the cartoons, but I remember him being better-drawn than that.

--The Democratic States of Cogitation


So vote for Max barry then. :), I believe in the all might Max Barry...but this poll...yes this poll was to rule out all the heretics on board my liege. Let us Deat them all, for notioning that Max might not exist. ;)

I am God , worship me and beg for mercy for your life! And I just might spare you!

There is a popular video game series entitled "The Legend of Zelda". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Legend_of_Zelda_series
wow thats a lot of 1 game.

Gogo GADGET!

or else pink unicorns.

This god thing is a plot made by the aliens tens of thousands of years ago.
The proof is that every religion says that we can't change our own destiny but everything happens just as has been written. It's a plot! That's why we must all put loads of money in space-age weaponry and space combat technology. Then we will be ready when the aliens try to invade earth!

You missed on choice... how about we worship a god that exists.
One small problem with that. None can be shown to exist.

I could worship one who let chcolate chip cookies just fall out of the sky.


But I'm weird like that .

At the risk of great unpopularity:

Let's worship Jesus of Nazareth, the Son of God.

2.5 billion people can't all be wrong :p


well they can.... but still :D

At the risk of great unpopularity:

Let's worship Jesus of Nazareth, the Son of God.
Why worship the son? Go straight to the source. Get your religion wholesale.

Why worship the son? Go straight to the source. Get your religion wholesale.


check your TG's commie

Why worship the son? Go straight to the source. Get your religion wholesale.
I've found the source. Trinity Unlimited, for all your needs. It's a family business.

check your TG's commie
Answered.

I don't know x_x - I'm agnostic!!!

I don't know, why anyone SHOULD worship anyone, being God or Kim Il Sung or whatever.

It doesn't make sense to me.

I might worship my parents or grand-parents, but that's it.

Only one that is willing to make the occasional personal appearance.
In the fekking flesh, not by metaphor....IN PERSON.

He, (or it) does that....count me in.

Gods of pure energy. I mean, duh.

We can even have different gods, with different energy types, like Ice and Fire and so forth.

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And then we can make a board/card game about it and become billionaires.

I say we start praising Mother Nature, instead of some non-existant entity living in the skies.

and change this planet's name to Tiamat, the ORIGINAL name of earth!

Wheres the one where I choose the Grand-Wizard: Carl, leader of the Branch-Davidians. Isnt it obvious that Jesus is going to be reincarnated in Pipe Creek, Texas? Its true

I say we start praising Mother Nature, instead of some non-existant entity living in the skies.

and change this planet's name to Tiamat, the ORIGINAL name of earth!

Yes, we should worship Gaia instead of Oranos, who was castrated btw
Tiamat wasnt the original name of earth, Gog was

Yes, we should worship Gaia instead of Oranos, who was castrated btw
Tiamat wasnt the original name of earth, Gog was
"Gog"? I never heard of that? Where'd you learn that?

You missed on choice... how about we worship a god that exists.

The option you are thinking of is No.1
But is there even a god that exists?. Do you even exist...... prove either to me and I will spread word throughout the world.