NationStates Jolt Archive

Welcome to my fish shop! We have all kinds of WMS (Weapons of Mass Smell) in here! From the haddock to the cod, we got it all!

*Attacks first person to enter with octopus.*

Erm excuse me, I was wondering if you had change for a...
Arrgh!
*Gets hit by octopus!*

Got any more octopusses?

Hey legless! I drew this picture of us!

http://img172.exs.cx/img172/1972/meandlegless9wd.jpg

Hey legless! I drew this picture of us!

http://img172.exs.cx/img172/1972/meandlegless9wd.jpg
Hargh! 'Sup blondie?

Good afternoon, I wonder would it be possible too...

*See's TIN and LP standing over guy with serious octopus wounds*

I'll come back later.

Good afternoon, I wonder would it be possible too...

*See's TIN and LP standing over guy with serious octopus wounds*

I'll come back later.

*Catches CelebretyFrogs with a Harpoon*

Yarr! Nobody leaves!

Hargh! 'Sup blondie?

Nuttin, just chillin, Killin' with fish...

Nuttin, just chillin, Killin' with fish...
So...eh.... you come here often?

*Catches CelebretyFrogs with a Harpoon*

Yarr! Nobody leaves!

*Bleeds Profusely*

Hey who are all these little guys with pitchforks?

So...eh.... you come here often?

I work here. Here, have a haddock.

*Tosses LP a whole haddock*

I work here. Here, have a haddock.

*Tosses LP a whole haddock*
Thanks
*catches the haddock*

Are you seeing someone at the time?

Thanks
*catches the haddock*

Are you seeing someone at the time?

*Stabs CelebrityFrogs with swordfish*

Nope, why?

*Stabs CelebrityFrogs with swordfish*

Nope, why?
Do you want to go out and ... you know.... grab a beer or something?

*Stabs CelebrityFrogs with swordfish*

Nope, why?

*Whimpers*

Remember when we went down to the beach and drank that twelver? we were so wasted, we passed out. I got that knarly sunburn. It was so ghetto.

Do you want to go out and ... you know.... grab a beer or something?

Sure. anywhere you have in mind?

Sure. anywhere you have in mind?
My place...?

My place...?

But what about my shop?

But what about my shop?
Can't you close early? Please?

Can't you close early? Please?

Oh, ok.

*Stabs CelebrityFrogs once more with the swordfish*

So... you got a ride?

No.... They wouldn't sell me a car. Bastards

Oh, ok.

*Stabs CelebrityFrogs once more with the swordfish*

So... you got a ride?

Could you call an ambulance before you leave, I seriously need medical attention.

*Goes pale from blood loss*

Could you call an ambulance before you leave, I seriously need medical attention.

*Goes pale from blood loss*

Please leave. The store is closed.

No.... They wouldn't sell me a car. Bastards

Damn. Oh well, Luckily I got a ride. It's out back.

Oh TIN, it's so big and shiny

Please leave. The store is closed.


*crawls outside and dies in the street*

*pokes TIN*
TIN?!?

*looks around*

*steals TIN's car, picks up CelebrityFrogs' dead body and loads it in the trunk*

Could you call an ambulance before you leave, I seriously need medical attention.

*Goes pale from blood loss*

Fools.

"You're an Ambulance, okay? Bye-bye!"

*looks around*

*steals TIN's car, picks up CelebrityFrogs' dead body and loads it in the trunk*

*Detonates bomb attatched to bottom of Car*

*BOOOM!*

MWAHAHAHA! Fooled you!

*Detonates bomb attatched to bottom of Car*

*BOOOM!*

MWAHAHAHA! Fooled you!
*stands at what used to be the trunk*

*blinks*
WTF?

*stands at what used to be the trunk*

*blinks*
WTF?

TIN is always 3 steps ahead of you. For example, you have already been stabbed with a swordfish before you realised. MWAHAHA!

*stands at what used to be the trunk*

*blinks*
WTF?

*Gets out of what used to be trunk*
*Shuffles about*

Brains, must eat Brains

TIN is always 3 steps ahead of you...
So you were in the explosion?

So you were in the explosion?

*Dusts off self*

Exactly.

*Stops to shoot CelebrityFrogs in the brain with Dessert Eagle-Cherry flavour*

Now to continue... I'd like you to return that money you stole.

*Dusts off self*

Exactly.

*Stops to shoot CelebrityFrogs in the brain with Dessert Eagle-Cherry flavour*

Now to continue... I'd like you to return that money you stole.
Money? What money?

Money? What money?

The money you stole from my store.

*Rips open LP's pockets, spilling all the stolen money on the floor*

Naughty naughty...

The money you stole from my store.

*Rips open LP's pockets, spilling all the stolen money on the floor*

Naughty naughty...
Hey! I earned that money fair and square by selling my body to fishsalesmen


BTW: check these out
More lego (movies this time):

Spiderman (http://mediaframe.yahoo.com/launch?lid=wmv-56-p.1277877-129896,wmv-100-p.1277878-129896,wmv-300-p.1277879-129896&c=p3&p=movies&f=1808398861&.mh=min&.skin=movies#) (beautifully made)
The Quest for The Holy Grail (http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2405283)
Dragostea Din Tei (http://www.koreus.com/files/200407/lego-zone.html)

http://www.internationalterrorist.com/artwork/s_trystop.jpg

MWAHAHAHA!

WTF!!! Random!!!