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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/4212207.stm

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

Lucky bastards

They watched it all the way to the end "because they were so shocked at what they were seeing". Sure... :rolleyes:

They watched it all the way to the end "because they were so shocked at what they were seeing". Sure... :rolleyes:

I watch porn all the way to the end in the hope of being shocked, but these days it's becoming rarer!!!

I watch porn all the way to the end in the hope of being shocked, but these days it's becoming rarer!!!

Indeed. I spend much of my free time surfing the internet, hoping to be shocked. :)

Indeed. I spend much of my free time surfing the internet, hoping to be shocked. :)
Have you tried making stuff yourself? :eek:

That'll be shocking

Ha ha ha.

Have you tried making stuff yourself? :eek:

That'll be shocking

Do you mean videoing my love life or drawing my own anime?

Do you mean videoing my love life or drawing my own anime?
And you in the background with little Chiken Pi

And you in the background with little Chiken Pi

You'd be in it too, waving your "cutlass".


EDIT: My, this thread has gone downhill rapidly, hasn't it?

You'd be in it too, waving your "cutlass".


EDIT: My, this thread has gone downhill rapidly, hasn't it?

I don't think it started out at a particularly high elevation.
Lets do some family guy quote spamming/Hijacking:

"Gimme back my sock, you goat bastard"

I don't think it started out at a particularly high elevation.
Lets do some family guy quote spamming/Hijacking:

"Gimme back my sock, you goat bastard"
Stupid? Yes
Idiotic? Yes

Stupid? Yes
Idiotic? Yes

A boats a boat, but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat. You know how much we've wanted one of those

A boats a boat, but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat. You know how much we've wanted one of those
Oh yeah? I wish I had no bones

Oh yeah? I wish I had no bones

Bond? James Bond. I'll do it!

Bond? James Bond. I'll do it!
Ask me how the queen of England is.

Ask me how the queen of England is.

How's the queen of England?

How's the queen of England?
*whoosh whoosh*
She's fine

I find pictures of dead people and even movies of people REALLY having their brains blown out, and It doesn't shake me in the slightest... I don't care about much.

*whoosh whoosh*
She's fine

Three days?! That's tomorrow!

I find pictures of dead people and even movies of people REALLY having their brains blown out, and It doesn't shake me in the slightest... I don't care about much.
*cough*Psycho*cough*

I find pictures of dead people and even movies of people REALLY having their brains blown out, and It doesn't shake me in the slightest... I don't care about much.

Not family guy, but... "I'm just mad all the time"

"Hey Lois did you pee in here"

Oh yeah, you 'accidently' buy porn, then you 'accidently' watch the whole thing, then you 'accidently' whip it out...

Oh yeah, you 'accidently' buy porn, then you 'accidently' watch the whole thing, then you 'accidently' whip it out...

Keep going! I honestly can't see where this is leading!

*cough*Psycho*cough*

I'm not a psycho. I don't even like to hurt people.

Keep going! I honestly can't see where this is leading!

then you 'accidently' blow your load and then you remember that your elderly wife was sitting next to you the whole time.


you can fill in the middle.

then you 'accidently' blow your load and then you remember that your elderly wife was sitting next to you the whole time.


you can fill in the middle.

Oh dear god! I didn't mean it!!!

and I am not filling in some elderly couples "Middle"

"Granny, can I play with you boobs"
"Sure, but don't go too far"

"Granny, can I play with you boobs"
"Sure, but don't go too far"

Is that family guy? or in response to the elderly couple?

Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: Oh, we're playing house.
Lois: That boy's all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house

They watched it all the way to the end "because they were so shocked at what they were seeing". Sure... I knew someone once who (when he was too drunk one night :D ) told a few of us that he liked to watch porn at home every now and then. His girlfriend, on the other hand, would always mutter about how disgusting it was, how exploitive and degrading for everybody concerned. She would usually be doing some sort of domestic chore (ironing, etc) in the same room and would be disgusted by the whole thing. He'd just sit there and watch his porn, not fussed by her whinging because he knew that every single time it happened, he got wild sex from her later ;) :p



oh yeah - best Family Guy quote = "Your safety word is banana" :cool:

I watch porn all the way to the end in the hope of being shocked, but these days it's becoming rarer!!!
I can only watch for 20 to 30 minute intervals. After that I lose interest for some reason.

They watched it all the way to the end "because they were so shocked at what they were seeing". Sure... :rolleyes:
Was just going to say ... watch a movie they liked but bitch later to get attention (though it probably was a good thing they told the market ... it is one thing for 80 year olds to see it another if grandkids are there when the movie starts up)

Oh deary me. THey should sue for psychological damages. And breach of quality control to the customers.

Oh deary me. THey should sue for psychological damages. And breach of quality control to the customers.
It could have damaged their impressionable young minds ... they could be damaged for the rest of their lives!

It could have damaged their impressionable young minds ... they could be damaged for the rest of their lives!

Or whatevers left of it :D

They've been together for 60 years, that almost 80 years.

Ha! ........


The couple, regular attendees at their local Baptist church, settled down with a cup of tea to watch the 1957 musical which has a U (universal) certificate.
"My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing.


ummm.....yes because after the first 10 seconds of hot Italian girls and their boobs, they didnt quite understand that it was not, in fact, a Doris Day film.

I wonder if I could use that excuse for watching porn?


Ah hell.....who needs an excuse? ;)

Ha! ........


The couple, regular attendees at their local Baptist church, settled down with a cup of tea to watch the 1957 musical which has a U (universal) certificate.
"My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing.


ummm.....yes because after the first 10 seconds of hot Italian girls and their boobs, they didnt quite understand that it was not, in fact, a Doris Day film.

I wonder if I could use that excuse for watching porn?


Ah hell.....who needs an excuse? ;)

:fluffle: :fluffle: PEACHY!

I got an even better idea ... lets go make some of our own porn :fluffle: :fluffle:

Wow. So that's what onanism is! (pulling out at the end).

They must have thought that it was a Biblical lesson. Maybe the Song of Solomon, or something like it.

:fluffle: :fluffle: PEACHY!

I got an even better idea ... lets go make some of our own porn :fluffle: :fluffle:
Can I watch?

Can I watch?
Up to peachy :) hell ya can even join as far as I am concerned :fluffle:

Up to peachy :) hell ya can even join as far as I am concerned :fluffle:
Would you like me to? :fluffle:

Would you like me to? :fluffle:
Up to peachy :fluffle: :fluffle:

LOL.......*blushes*


You two are awfully frisky today..... ;)

LOL.......*blushes*


You two are awfully frisky today..... ;)
today? :eek:

LOL.......*blushes*


You two are awfully frisky today..... ;)
He started it (ironicaly in the rape thread ... him and personalresponsibilit lol)

today? :eek:


I know.....as I clicked "submit reply" I thought to myself "today??"-LOL

I know.....as I clicked "submit reply" I thought to myself "today??"-LOL
Always when your around (most of time also but not always) but with you ALWAYS! :fluffle: :fluffle:

I know.....as I clicked "submit reply" I thought to myself "today??"-LOL
Peechy. Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Peechy. Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

*ponders* .....


uh-huh.

*ponders* .....


uh-huh.
meow

Always when your around (most of time also but not always) but with you ALWAYS! :fluffle: :fluffle:



youre too much..... :fluffle:


hey! what the heck did my title change to?? I dunno how to read that crap.

youre too much..... :fluffle:


hey! what the heck did my title change to?? I dunno how to read that crap.
The ZX81 is a really old computer. HaX0r0r = hacker

youre too much..... :fluffle:


hey! what the heck did my title change to?? I dunno how to read that crap.
:) I not much for 1337 myself but legless is right :)

and Im not too much ;) I think you could handle me any day (in any way) u wanted to :D :fluffle:

:) I not much for 1337 myself but legless is right :)

and Im not too much ;) I think you could handle me any day (in any way) u wanted to :D :fluffle:
\m/ :D \m/

Girlie man :eek: :fluffle:

The ZX81 is a really old computer. HaX0r0r = hacker

*hacks someone*

*hacks someone*
oooh.

Frisky are we?

\m/ :D \m/

Girlie man :eek: :fluffle:
Not really but I get docile when being pleasured :D

Cool!! Porn and politics!

Imagine.. Power of the nations and gratitious mindless sex.. All mixed into one.

I'll buy the cigars.. wait.. thats 4 years old..