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Heeheheh w00t.

So - this thread does have another meaning.

I would just like to fucking know, what the fuck fucking video games does everyone fucking play?

Because if you fucking play Counterstrike: Fucking Source, I'll give you a fucking game.

Im pretty fucking good.

Also, what would you say is the best fucking game of the fucking year? (200-fucking-4)

Alright so thats fucking it.

Fuck on guys.

oh and p.s

Any mods who wanna get smart should remember that the posts referred to in the link at the top contain exactly this sort of excessive swearing and GMC specifically says the rules are the same in RP's and in the general forum. And this thread contains a meaning which has always been allowed here.

You kiss your mother with that mouth? :D

No shit.

No shit.

Thats the fucking spirit!

You kiss your mother with that mouth? :D

No. Is that supposed to be some sort of cruel joke?

I lost my lips in a car accident, along with my nose and part of my left ear.

ROTFLMAO!!!!

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ROTFLMAO!!!!

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You know you can somehow make it so those images are actually on the page, not just a link.

Can't remember how though.

FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Ok - before this thread becomes spamfood for the garbage monster, lets get back on track.

I reckon fucking Half Life 2 fuck owns the rest of the games this year. Doom 3 had a pretty hot engine and some fucking nice as graphics but the whole thing was too fucking dark, and you needed a fucking leet Nasa computer to run the fucking thing.

The water in HL2 looks fucking awesome!1!

Awesome. I did not know that. With that in mind all I have to say is "tall cans in the air, let me see them, fuck you."

Ok - before this thread becomes spamfood for the garbage monster, lets get back on track.

I reckon fucking Half Life 2 fuck owns the rest of the games this year. Doom 3 had a pretty hot engine and some fucking nice as graphics but the whole thing was too fucking dark, and you needed a fucking leet Nasa computer to run the fucking thing.

The water in HL2 looks fucking awesome!1!
What about Halo Fucking 2? That had some awesome particle effects of shit.

Awesome. I did not know that. With that in mind all I have to say is "tall cans in the air, let me see them, fuck you."

Ok guys you have to at least make some fucking mention to Half Life 2 when you make a post lol.

Just say like.

Oh - and Half Life 2 is an excellent fucking game.

What about Halo Fucking 2? That had some awesome particle effects of shit.

Are you fucking kidding me??

Seriously?

Have you played Half Life 2??

Fucking DUde!

You cannot get better graphics atm.

I fucking like Halo. not cunting bitch arse whore cocking played on the new one. I've still got a goat shitting N64, and I still really fucking like Zelda Games (Ocarina of wank, and Majoras motherfucking mask).

Anyone who disagrees is a fucking dick arse cock ****!!!!

Half life fucks old ladies, and chernobyl!!!

Are you fucking kidding me??

Seriously?

Have you played Half Life 2??

Fucking DUde!

You cannot get better graphics atm.
Well you ahve to understand it is on a fucking console. The goddamn graphics are limited but still the shit. And i have played some of Half Life 2. My comp can't handle it though.

Aren't we going overboard with the "fuck"s? (no pun intended :D)

I fucking like Halo. not cunting bitch arse whore cocking played on the new one. I've still got a goat shitting N64, and I still really fucking like Zelda Games (Ocarina of wank, and Majoras motherfucking mask).

Anyone who disagrees is a fucking dick arse cock ****!!!!

Half life fucks old ladies, and chernobyl!!!

LOL!! Fucking nice post man.

Ass shit **** cock fuck poop mother-sodding anal pumping toilet benches.

Yes, the N64 was quite revolutionary in its time - an excellent console leagues ahead of the Playstation. I remember the first time I played "Super Smash Bro's"

Aaah

Good times.....

Good fucking times.

LOL!! Fucking nice post man.

Ass shit **** cock fuck poop mother-sodding anal pumping toilet benches.

Yes, the N64 was quite revolutionary in its time - an excellent console leagues ahead of the Playstation. I remember the first time I played "Super Smash Bro's"

Aaah

Good times.....

Good fucking times.

Tampon drizzle salad dressing!!!

Aren't we going overboard with the "fuck"s? (no pun intended :D)
I said shit.

Aren't we going overboard with the "fuck"s? (no pun intended :D)

You want more "****"s?? (HA IM FUNNY)

See the thing is, you can slip fuck in anywhere and anyway you like.

As with "****" it usually tends to refer to a woman or a very specific area on their bodies.

I'm not trying to flame anyone or seriously offend them - (anyone who is offended by words like "fuck" and "shit" are just stupid). Those words don't hurt anyone.

But I know a lot of chicks that get really pissed off when you say the word "****". And thats like half the forum. I don't want half the forum to hate me :D

I said shit.
LOL!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

So, how long until cussing is fucking banned?

I'm gonna be LAUGHING MY ASS OFF FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS!!! :lol:!!!

Well you ahve to understand it is on a fucking console. The goddamn graphics are limited but still the shit. And i have played some of Half Life 2. My comp can't handle it though.

Aaah that sucks.

You should seriously go to a friends or to a gaming place where you can play it smoothly on high-ish graphics. You will be blown away. It makes such a difference when a game runs without lag.

Thats why consoles are also pretty fucking godamm pussy fucking poo dog feces explosion fucking good.

Never lag. :D

I'm gonna be LAUGHING MY ASS OFF FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS!!! :lol:!!!

Is that all you fucking got?

The word "ass" in capslock??

You can do fucking better than that man.

Be creative like the frog dude.

Mix and match bad words :D

There is no game invented that beats Goldeneye on the N64.

It says so in the bible. Acts 13. Therefore it MUST be true.

Aaah that sucks.

You should seriously go to a friends or to a gaming place where you can play it smoothly on high-ish graphics. You will be blown away. It makes such a difference when a game runs without lag.

Thats why consoles are also pretty fucking godamm pussy fucking poo dog feces explosion fucking good.

Never lag. :D
No shit. Consoles like a mother fucker.

You want more "****"s?? (HA IM FUNNY)

See the thing is, you can slip fuck in anywhere and anyway you like.

As with "****" it usually tends to refer to a woman or a very specific area on their bodies.

I'm not trying to flame anyone or seriously offend them - (anyone who is offended by words like "fuck" and "shit" are just stupid). Those words don't hurt anyone.

But I know a lot of chicks that get really pissed off when you say the word "****". And thats like half the forum. I don't want half the forum to hate me :D

Anyone like derrick and Clive

"Fucking ****"

Cunting Half life fucked Marie Currie

Anyone like derrick and Clive

"Fucking ****"

Cunting Half life fucked Marie Currie

Egad man! Are you trying to scare away my ladyfans????

FUCKING NO DONT FUCKING FUCKING FECE FUCKING DO THAT.

ILL FUCKING TAKE A SHIT ON MY HAND RUB IT INTO MY FACE AND FUCKING HEADBUTT YOUR FUCKING ASS.

There is no game invented that beats Goldeneye on the N64.

It says so in the bible. Acts 13. Therefore it MUST be true.

You are so fucking corret there. I played that game till my balls ached.

Fuck that was a good game

Egad man! Are you trying to scare away my ladyfans????

FUCKING NO DONT FUCKING FUCKING FECE FUCKING DO THAT.

ILL FUCKING TAKE A SHIT ON MY HAND RUB IT INTO MY FACE AND FUCKING HEADBUTT YOUR FUCKING ASS.

Er have you been doing Cocaine?

on a lighter note: fuck shit cocking rabies victim anal fucking nuns

All right....


GOD-FUCKING SHIT!!! WHEN THE GODFUCKIN HELL GODFUCKING SHIT AM I GONNA GET GODFUCKING LAID GODFUCKING MOTHERGODFUCKING SHITHOLE!!!!!

Better? :D


Improving.

Try and be as vivid as possible, with a wide range of different words whilst not specifically referring to any person so nobody thinks were are flaming?

Improving.

Try and be as vivid as possible, with a wide range of different words whilst not specifically referring to any person so nobody thinks were are flaming?
What about if I flame that fucking asshole Los Banditos? He deserves it.

Er have you been doing Cocaine?

on a lighter note: fuck shit cocking rabies victim anal fucking nuns

fucking dick wanking ass ramming turd faced feces munching shit brained fuckhead

Have you ever played Diablo or Diablo 2?

Excellent fucking games.

All right....


GOD-FUCKING SHIT!!! WHEN THE GODFUCKIN HELL GODFUCKING SHIT AM I GONNA GET GODFUCKING LAID GODFUCKING MOTHERGODFUCKING SHITHOLE!!!!!

Better? :D

I'm so glad that there are so many christians on this forum, You'd better hope they don't find out where you live. cos they sure as fuck won't be preaching forgiveness on that day.

Fucking half life fucks Hiroshima

Improving.

Try and be as vivid as possible, with a wide range of different words whilst not specifically referring to any person so nobody thinks were are flaming?
I hope I don't get deleted (thank god for puppets :D)


What in godfucking god's name is "****?"

What about if I flame that fucking asshole Los Banditos? He deserves it.

Lol - you can't fucking complain against yourself!

Flame that **** away!

I'm so glad that there are so many christians on this forum, You'd better hope they don't find out where you live. cos they sure as fuck won't be preaching forgiveness on that day.

Fucking half life fucks Hiroshima
*suddenly becomes scared*

Eh... Are you one of those christians?

I hope I don't get deleted (thank god for puppets :D)


What in godfucking god's name is "****?"

Holy fucking shit if you don't know what that is stop posting here!!

STOP POSTING HERE.

CUT THE SWEARING GUYS THERES SOME STUPID KID WHO IS POSTING HERE

LA-DA-DA-DA

DA DA DA HALF LIFE 2

LALALALAL DOOM 3

GOLDENEYE LA DA DA DA DA

FINAL FANTA-DA-DA

fucking dick wanking ass ramming turd faced feces munching shit brained fuckhead

Have you ever played Diablo or Diablo 2?

Excellent fucking games.

Not fucking played neither no!!!

skull fucking semen junky feasting on ebola plague victims liquified puss spewing unborn baby!!!

Half life fucks homer simpson!!!

Holy fucking shit if you don't know what that is stop posting here!!

STOP POSTING HERE.

CUT THE SWEARING GUYS THERES SOME STUPID KID WHO IS POSTING HERE

LA-DA-DA-DA

DA DA DA HALF LIFE 2

LALALALAL DOOM 3

GOLDENEYE LA DA DA DA DA

FINAL FANTA-DA-DA
Dude, I'm 20.

Dude, I'm 20.

Well why did you say "Whats a ****"

DO you know what a "****" is?????

*suddenly becomes scared*

Eh... Are you one of those christians?

No but I am skint and will sell information to the highest bidder

Incidently where do you live?

Half life fucks saddam hussein (by proxy)

Lol - you can't fucking complain against yourself!

Flame that **** away!
Alright. I'm gonna make him eat my shit, then shit out my shit, and then eat his shit that's made up of my shit that I made 'em eat.

First to get the reference wins.

Well why did you say "Whats a ****"

DO you know what a "****" is?????
I read earlier that it has something to do with a woman's vagina?

Lol guys this is getting pretty sick.

Tone down the disgustingness a bit, while using the swear words just as much.

Words not to include in your swearing

Rape/raping
Killing
Taking a feces on someone's chest while they are cuffed down
Spewing

Alright. I'm gonna make him eat my shit, then shit out my shit, and then eat his shit that's made up of my shit that I made 'em eat.

First to get the reference wins.

Anne of green gables???

Anne of green gables???
Hell no.

No but I am skint and will sell information to the highest bidder

Incidently where do you live?

Half life fucks saddam hussein (by proxy)
What's "skint"?

Lol guys this is getting pretty sick.

Tone down the disgustingness a bit, while using the swear words just as much.

Words not to include in your swearing

Rape/raping
Killing
Taking a feces on someone's chest while they are cuffed down
Spewing

I'm gonna cuff Tony blair down, rape him, then spew and shit on his chest till he dies

Oops, I mean I'm going to offer him a firm handshake, and a well thought out critique of his foreign policy

Half life fucks atolls in the pacific

I read earlier that it has something to do with a woman's vagina?
Dude how the fuck can you be fucking twenty and not fucking know the specific meaning of the word "****" - and any vulgor word for that matter?

Do you come from India or somewhere like the Middle-East?

Oh and btw "****" means a lady's vagina

Used like

"I'm gonna get myself some ****!"
"Aaaah thats some sweet ****!"
"She showed me her **** and I only had to give her $19.32"

Also it can refer to a lady, but thats reeeeeally rude. And you shouldn't use the word in the prescence of ladies if you want to have sex with them... ever.

"The stupid **** took my last quarter"
"Get the fuck outta my house you stupid ****"
"Where did that **** put my kebab?"

What's "skint"?

Broke
no money
lacking in funds
poor

fuck fuckfuck fuckfuck fuckfuckfuckfuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!! (to the theme tune to dallas)

Dude how the fuck can you be fucking twenty and not fucking know the specific meaning of the word "****" - and any vulgor word for that matter?
I rarely leave my room, except to go with family, and I didn't come online until a year ago, finally.

Who here has motherfucking surround sound?

It fucking owns the fucking shit out of regular sound and headphones.

AAAaaah I am so fucking happy at the moment.

Couldn't ask for a thing in the world :D:D:D:D

Could ask for something longer though :(

Alright. I'm gonna make him eat my shit, then shit out my shit, and then eat his shit that's made up of my shit that I made 'em eat.

First to get the reference wins.

One of the winnie the pooh films?

No one knows Jay and Silent Bob. Now I am sad and will never cuss again. :(

Broke
no money
lacking in funds
poor

fuck fuckfuck fuckfuck fuckfuckfuckfuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!! (to the theme tune to dallas)

BURN THE SKINTS BURN THE FUCKING SKINTS I SAY

CUFF THEM DOWN AND DUMP ON THEIR CHESTS BEFORE MAKING THE EAT IT AND EAT THEIR VOMIT WHEN THEY THROW UP.

GET THE CUFFS!! CUFFS I SAY!

Dude how the fuck can you be fucking twenty and not fucking know the specific meaning of the word "****" - and any vulgor word for that matter?

Do you come from India or somewhere like the Middle-East?

Oh and btw "****" means a lady's vagina

Used like

"I'm gonna get myself some ****!"
"Aaaah thats some sweet ****!"
"She showed me her **** and I only had to give her $19.32"

Also it can refer to a lady, but thats reeeeeally rude. And you shouldn't use the word in the prescence of ladies if you want to have sex with them... ever.

"The stupid **** took my last quarter"
"Get the fuck outta my house you stupid ****"
"Where did that **** put my kebab?"

It's nearly cunting easter
Who the **** are you
Get cunted
What's the cunting time
**** off!

I rarely leave my room, except to go with family, and I didn't come online until a year ago, finally.

OMFG HAVE YOU EVER FUCKING BEEN LAID?

OMFG HAVE YOU EVER FUCKING BEEN LAID?
Still a virgin. Waiting for the right one, I guess...

No one knows Jay and Silent Bob. Now I am sad and will never cuss again. :(

I know jay and silent bob, I just didn't remember the quote.

Don't be like that, come on, just a little cuss, it'll make you feel better!

It's nearly cunting easter
Who the **** are you
Get cunted
What's the cunting time
**** off!

LOL! I *rarely* hear someone use it like that.

Oh ehem umm yes erm well ehem Counterstrike: Source is quite a brilliant game, but the only problem is hackers.

Cannot stand the fucking bastards.

Opinions?

Cunts?

Still a virgin. Waiting for the right one, I guess...

Come check out my post on sex everyone (haven't made it yet)

But it'll be up soon.

Still a virgin. Waiting for the right one, I guess...

The right one can be found for just $20 at your local docks, industrial district or military base!!!

Opinions?

Cunts?

Yes that about sums up my opinion

Half life cunts siberia

Jay and Silent Bob are masters of the cussing world. The quote is from the movie "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back." Good movie.

If Jay and Silent Bob were real people they would play Half Life 2. That is, if they ahd the fucking money. They might have to kill some crack whores first and use it to sell so shit-eating stoner some drugs.

The right one can be found for just $20 at your local docks, industrial district or military base!!!
Not prostitute, but One Woman I can spend the rest of eternity with (I'm quit monogamous, despite my polygamous urges)

Well, there was one time that I got REALLY close, (penis was just INCHES AWAY from penetration!!!) but I was around 10 (with a female of a similar age), and for some reason, I screwed up.

DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP LOL

THATS NOT A COOL FUCKING STORY.

DONT TALK ABOUT SHIT LIKE THAT UNLESS ITS ABOUT PEOPLE OVER 18

ANYWAY BACK TO GAMES

Warcraft does indeed FUCKING OWN

Well, there was one time that I got REALLY close, (penis was just INCHES AWAY from penetration!!!) but I was around 10 (with a female of a similar age), and for some reason, I screwed up.
Understandable. Who the hell would know how to fuck someone when they are 10?

ahd the fucking money. They might have to kill some crack whores first and use it to sell so shit-eating stoner some drugs.

That's it, doesn't the world seem a better place already?

Who Wants A Fucking Swearing Battle???

That's it, doesn't the world seem a better place already?
Kind of. Though I still see the world as as bukkake whore.

By the way, this thread is awesome while drunk off my ass.

Kind of. Though I still see the world as as bukkake whore.

By the way, this thread is awesome while drunk off my ass.
Aaannnd how old are you?

Kind of. Though I still see the world as as bukkake whore.

By the way, this thread is awesome while drunk off my ass.

HAIRY FUCKING BASTARD SWINE.

Do you like the Final Fantasy Games??

Aaannnd how old are you?
21. Legal.

21. Legal.
Oh. Sorry. My bad.

EDIT: And this had to be post #911 :(

HAIRY FUCKING BASTARD SWINE.

Do you like the Final Fantasy Games??
Played a few. Not bad if you like shit-eating cockbites and assholes with huge ass swords who don't know who fucked their mothers.

Guys!!!!

FUCK!!!

TALK ABOUT FUCKING VIDEO GAMES LIKE WE WERE A FUCKING SECOND AGO.

I fear this thread will face the Locomotion soon :(

Anyways - have you guys played Command and Conquer Generals??

Seriously that game is brilliant, the graphics are excellent. Despite the age of the game, I rarely see a better looking RTS.

Also it is really addicitive if you have some friends to play it with.

Who Wants A Fucking Swearing Battle???

Yes, but you go first, I think I went to far with my last attempt, I want to see what the tone you have in mind is?

Played a few. Not bad if you like shit-eating cockbites and assholes with huge ass swords who don't know who fucked their mothers.

Some of the games were crap - but there was some pretty excellent ones.

10 and 7 were great.

Some of the games were crap - but there was some pretty excellent ones.

10 and 7 were great.
Yeah. Both of those were great. And I have a strange fondness for 8.

Ah this thread ain't no fun anymore

fuck shit fuck fuck shit!

Half life fucks testicles

You have spoken a great truth.

Bows head in respect.

We must now leave this post.

But the swearing shall continue!

Well fought brothers...

wankers :p

Ah this thread ain't no fun anymore

fuck shit fuck fuck shit!

Half life fucks testicles
Sure it is. It has penguin shit eating ass spelunkers like me.

fuck fuck fuck
mother mother fuck
mother mother fuck fuck
mother fuck mother fuck
noise noise noise
12 1234
noise noise noise
smoking weed smokin weed
doing coke drinkin beers
drinkin beers beers beers
rollin fatties smokin blunts
who smokes the blunts?
we smoke the blunts
rollin blunts and smokin blunts..
*aw, lemme get a nickel back*
15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand
if that money doesnt show then you owe me owe me owe
my jungle love! oh ee oh ee oh, i think i wanna know ya know ya

Fuckers dont mother fuckin jay and silent bob?


Also think ill take a page out of blink 182's book:
shit piss fuck **** cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat
shit piss fuck **** cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat
shit piss fuck **** cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat
shit piss fuck **** cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat
I fucked your mom.

*wipes tear*

good times...

Hooray! Two good quotes. Will you be my friend?

Big fucking deal.... we can swear. What do we get next? Cookies I hope

Big fucking deal.... we can swear. What do we get next? Cookies I hope
There goes LP always being serious and ruining all our fun again...

Big fucking deal.... we can swear. What do we get next? Cookies I hope

Nope, you get sworn at!

"You goat Bastard"

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