NationStates Jolt Archive

Subject: 10 Truths

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Jesus was not White.

3. Rap music is here to stay

4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.

8. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5

9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.

10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.


10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.

2. Chicken is food, not a roommate

3. Jesus is not a name for your son.

4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter

6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.

7. 10 peop! le to a car is considered too many

8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.

9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your
family.

10.Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.


10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O. J. did it.

2. Tupac is dead.

3. Teeth should not be decorated.

4. Weddings should start on time.

5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it's a color.

8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

10.Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

Mildly amusing :D

Mildly amusing :D

Kewl. I'll live with that. :)

You left out Asians! you racist >=(... isn't my statement ironic...

I think something is wrong with me, I can't find something I disagree with in any of of those lists.

I think something is wrong with me, I can't find something I disagree with in any of of those lists.

LOL! You're a deeply conflicted individual! :D

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

That’s a matter of personal opinion. We don’t all necessarily find the same things sexually attractive.

You left out Asians! you racist >=(... isn't my statement ironic...

Yes, and so is your Nation's name. :D

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead. Yup.

2. Jesus was not White. Maybe, but he was the christ, so what does it matter

3. Rap music is here to stay I know *shudders*

4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. I don't have a pet :D

5. Skinny does not equal sexy. Very true.

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. True

7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller. Unless it is a really small 5 year old or a really BIG stroller ;)

8. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5 N'sync has a candle???? :astonished:

9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line. Define whooping...

10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. True


10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive. No they are not

2. Chicken is food, not a roommate Why can't it be both

3. Jesus is not a name for your son. Or my son for that matter

4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration. And why not?

5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter *sings* Ave Maria....

6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies. Not a legal one anyways

7. 10 peop! le to a car is considered too many Unless said car is a schoolbus:D

8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement. *takes of shirt entirely* niether is this (especially on me)

9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your
family. No family is complete without the obligitory "fred"

10.Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal. Not one bit


10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O. J. did it. MOre than bloody likely

2. Tupac is dead. exactly

3. Teeth should not be decorated. weird

4. Weddings should start on time. True. Bad thing to be late for

5. Your pastor doesn't know everything. Nor does anyone else

7. Jesse Jackson will never be President. Probalby not ever

8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it's a color. damn, why not?

8. Church does not require expensive clothes. nothing wrong with looking nice though[/N]

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away. [B]yup

10.Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car. [B]especially not sound systems with really loud, but crappy sounding bass (as a bassist I will tell you basses do not normally go duggggsdglkhsalksadf)

Come on you can do better than that. I though you were out to offend someone :p :D :p

I am incredibly offended that you coudl not add in Asians and an entire host of sub races or sub classes . why not a top ten on neo Nazis , the NAACP, and other race based association clubs or affiliates. Next time you try too offend try a little harder . Practice makes perfect .

I am incredibly offended that you coudl not add in Asians and an entire host of sub races or sub classes . why not a top ten on neo Nazis , the NAACP, and other race based association clubs or affiliates. Next time you try too offend try a little harder . Practice makes perfect .

Chalk it up to insufficient space. :D

Red is so a Kool-Aid flavour, and so is purple.

7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.

Lol.. you really mean there's parents pushing their 5 year olds in a stroller? Hahahah..

"Just about everyone" must not include me... or maybe I'm just not easily offended.... You know, unless you talk about my momma: then you have to die.

Hang on a minute......I'm a white boy, and I fully agreed with everything in the first one. Is there something wrong with me?

1. Hickey's are not attractive.
No, but they sure are fun! :fluffle:

Hang on a minute......I'm a white boy, and I fully agreed with everything in the first one. Is there something wrong with me?
Well that depends. Were you offended by all the ones in the black person list? If so, you might be suffering from a certain ailment faced by far too many a white boy in the suburbs. The technical term eludes me though.

No, but they sure are fun! :fluffle:
:headbang:

Well that depends. Were you offended by all the ones in the black person list? If so, you might be suffering from a certain ailment faced by far too many a white boy in the suburbs. The technical term eludes me though.
"Wiggerism"

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

Uh, I think the whites are a little hazy on this one too Eutrusca. ;)

No, whats really offensive that there arent any really good racial slurs for white people.
As a whitey, I'm ashamed to say that there arent any racial slurs that you can address me as, that will offend me.

Mostly, theyre just stupid sounding.

This, I feel, isnt right.

Now, if you call a black man a ******...he'd probably gonna attempt to knock your teeth out, and rightly so.

But if you were to call a white man a "Honkey", or a "Cracker", hell, I'd laugh.

Call a latino a "Spic" and watch him get real pissed, real fast.

Call me a Whitey..I just look at you funny......


I propose that a decent, offensive racial slur for caucasians be created, and spread throughout the land henceforth!

In the interest of fairness, of course. ;)

:headbang:
:confused:

Well that depends. Were you offended by all the ones in the black person list? If so, you might be suffering from a certain ailment faced by far too many a white boy in the suburbs. The technical term eludes me though.

Actually I agreed, more or less, with everything posted. So what does that make me? Confused?

I propose that a decent, offensive racial slur for caucasians be created, and spread throughout the land henceforth!

In the interest of fairness, of course. ;)white trash

Meh.
I see your unfunny list, raise you Offendatopia (http://www.godhatesfags.com). If you agree with anything on this website, you are the scum of the earth.

Meh.
I see your unfunny list, raise you Offendatopia (http://www.godhatesfags.com). If you agree with anything on this website, you are the scum of the earth.

Yep, THAT"S offensive. If I was ever going to advocate shooting
people because of their beliefs, they'd be at the top of my list. :headbang: