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Is sex between Star Wars fans and Star Trek fans allowed?

Gactimus
28-01-2005, 01:41
What does society have to say about such a thing?
Ogiek
28-01-2005, 01:55
Is sex between Star Wars fans and Star Trek fans allowed?

That is disgusting.

You pervert.
Sdaeriji
28-01-2005, 02:03
That is the most awesome thing I have ever heard.
Fass
28-01-2005, 02:06
What does society have to say about such a thing?

I don't know, but I wouldn't mind a steamy hot sex scene between Han Solo and Jean Luc.
Ceilingwax
28-01-2005, 02:10
Only if contraceptives are used. Imagine what monsterous offsping could come.
Cannot think of a name
28-01-2005, 02:11
You know that the Star Wars fans have hotter sex. Their story is more sweeping and romantic. The Star Trek fans are all clynical and methodical about it. They have to make it this big ritual with phlem clearing noises and passing things back and forth. Even thier bestial love making is all ceremonial. pfff. You know that Star Wars fans have the hotter sex.
Sdaeriji
28-01-2005, 02:11
You know that the Star Wars fans have hotter sex. Their story is more sweeping and romantic. The Star Trek fans are all clynical and methodical about it. They have to make it this big ritual with phlem clearing noises and passing things back and forth. Even thier bestial love making is all ceremonial. pfff. You know that Star Wars fans have the hotter sex.

Because there's nothing that turns me on more than Jabba the Hutt.
Cannot think of a name
28-01-2005, 02:14
Because there's nothing that turns me on more than Jabba the Hutt.
But what about Harem Leia?
Sdaeriji
28-01-2005, 02:14
But what about Harem Leia?

Jabba the Hutt is like 50 times bigger than Harem Leia. You'd need 50 Harem Leias to cancel Jabba out.

Besides, Patrick Stewart is uber hot.
The Emperor Fenix
28-01-2005, 02:15
It is not legal, but luckily will never happen anyway.
Dineen
28-01-2005, 02:16
Impossible. It would require having a partner!
Colodia
28-01-2005, 02:17
That is disgusting.

You pervert.
I concur. Get your freakish sexual fetishes out of here.
Cannot think of a name
28-01-2005, 02:19
Jabba the Hutt is like 50 times bigger than Harem Leia. You'd need 50 Harem Leias to cancel Jabba out.

Besides, Patrick Stewart is uber hot.
I see you one Patrick Stewart and raise you a Han Solo and Lando Calrisian.

And we're not talking about turning the movies into pornos, we're talking about how hot the fan's sex is. I still contend that Star Wars fans have hotter sex, Star Trek fans have rigid ceremonial, dry sex.
Reaper_2k3
28-01-2005, 02:21
they all have nerd sex but its seperate nerd sex and impossible to be mixed together, or the unverse will implode
Sdaeriji
28-01-2005, 02:27
I see you one Patrick Stewart and raise you a Han Solo and Lando Calrisian.

And we're not talking about turning the movies into pornos, we're talking about how hot the fan's sex is. I still contend that Star Wars fans have hotter sex, Star Trek fans have rigid ceremonial, dry sex.

Why aren't we talking about turning the movies into pornos? I think that would be a good idea. I'm sure it's been done a million times already.
Ceilingwax
28-01-2005, 02:35
Why aren't we talking about turning the movies into pornos? I think that would be a good idea. I'm sure it's been done a million times already.

"Luke! Where are you putting that lightsaber?!"
Sdaeriji
28-01-2005, 02:55
"Luke! Where are you putting that lightsaber?!"

"To boldly go where no man has gone before"

That has sooo many implications.
Gactimus
28-01-2005, 06:00
As long as the Star Wars fan doesn't "use the Force" to have sex with the Star Trek fan, it's OK!
Hammolopolis
28-01-2005, 06:12
What does society have to say about such a thing?
I'd say its a physical impossibility, as that would require both Star Wars and Star Trek fans to have sex. And we all know they don't do that.
JuNii
28-01-2005, 06:46
it's already happened...

Star Wars and ST:OS Begat Andromeda
Star Wars and ST:TNG Begat Babylon 5
Star Wars and ST: DS9 Begat StarGate Atlantis
Star Wars and ST: Voyager Begat StarGate.
Star Wars: Prequels and St:OS Begat Farscape
Star Wars: Prequels and ST:TNG Begat Lex (SIDS... thank god)
Star Wars: Prequels and ST: DS9 Begat Earth: Final Conflict
Star Wars: Prequels and ST:Voyager Begat Tripping the Rift
and
Star Wars and ST:Enterprise begat Battlestar Galactica

who knows what monstrosity we'll have with Star Wars: Prequels and ST: Enterprise...

I vote abortion for you know how fans follow their idols...
Karas
28-01-2005, 07:30
it's already happened...

Star Wars and ST:OS Begat Andromeda
Star Wars and ST:TNG Begat Babylon 5
Star Wars and ST: DS9 Begat StarGate Atlantis
Star Wars and ST: Voyager Begat StarGate.
Star Wars: Prequels and St:OS Begat Farscape
Star Wars: Prequels and ST:TNG Begat Lex (SIDS... thank god)
Star Wars: Prequels and ST: DS9 Begat Earth: Final Conflict
Star Wars: Prequels and ST:Voyager Begat Tripping the Rift
and
Star Wars and ST:Enterprise begat Battlestar Galactica

who knows what monstrosity we'll have with Star Wars: Prequels and ST: Enterprise...

I vote abortion for you know how fans follow their idols...


ST:Enterprize -2001
Battlestar Galatica - 1978

Now, Enterprize has been doing some wacky time traveling but I doubt very much that it begat what could very well be its own illgetimate grandfather.
Greedy Pig
28-01-2005, 07:43
Sex with Star Wars fan? Curses. I would never betray my kind!

Hee hee...Does anyone thinks R2D2 and Borg Queen would make a perfect couple?

Ooh.. brain juices starting to flow now..
Branin
28-01-2005, 07:44
I don't know, but I wouldn't mind a steamy hot sex scene between Han Solo and Jean Luc.
*shudders*
Branin
28-01-2005, 07:48
What does society have to say about such a thing?
That would create some super geeky children. *shudders* Perv.
Because there's nothing that turns me on more than Jabba the Hutt. *shudders* lots and lots
But what about Harem Leia?*drools*
*shudders**shudders*
Whyman
28-01-2005, 08:06
I think the relationship would end badly before it has begun despite initial promise of the middle (published first) being better. :confused:

Makes no sence? Blame George Lucas and the makers of Enterprise.
Willamena
28-01-2005, 08:22
I find it hilarious that the first thing "society" has to say about it is,
"This message has been deleted by....."
Cannot think of a name
28-01-2005, 08:25
ST:Enterprize -2001
Battlestar Galatica - 1978

Now, Enterprize has been doing some wacky time traveling but I doubt very much that it begat what could very well be its own illgetimate grandfather.
I think he was refering to the new series on SciFi with Edward James Olmos playing Adoma. But the connection should really be Star Trek: Deep Space Nine/TNG because it's executive producer is Ron Moore, who was a key writer in the end days of both series and also responsable for Carnivale on HBO.

And, before I take off my nerd pants, I have to say that so far that new series is one of the best SciFi shows I've ever seen. It is very well written.

You know, it's so much easier to keep going when you're cappin' on something than when your praising it. Anyway, these nerd pants are chaffing.
Findecano Calaelen
28-01-2005, 08:25
Its commonly known starwars and startrek fans cant get sex :(
Greedy Pig
28-01-2005, 08:28
Its commonly known starwars and startrek fans cant get sex :(

Yes they can't.. But together?
MNOH
28-01-2005, 08:30
Well, I was just checking my Bible and it turns out that Leviticus calls such a thing an abomination. [EDIT]: ... oh... wait. No, sorry. That's eating lobster it's talking about there. How did I mess that up? Sorry..
Findecano Calaelen
28-01-2005, 08:31
Yes they can't.. But together?
hmmm maybe I should go to the next star trek convention dressed like Han Solo and try to pick up, to test this theory
The Plutonian Empire
28-01-2005, 08:37
Is sex between Star Wars fans and Star Trek fans allowed?
It better be allowed :D

I don't think society wants to deal with an angry Plutonian :D ;)
BackwoodsSquatches
28-01-2005, 08:50
Yes, it is allowed, but any offspring that it produces should be immediately informed upon birth that THAT is the closest it will ever get to another vagina.
Gactimus
28-01-2005, 15:42
Its commonly known starwars and startrek fans cant get sex :(
This is the truth.
Katganistan
28-01-2005, 19:10
How about people who are fans of both?
Legless Pirates
28-01-2005, 19:13
Data stroking the wookie..... HOT!
The Tribes Of Longton
28-01-2005, 19:15
Yes, it is allowed, but any offspring that it produces should be immediately informed upon birth that THAT is the closest it will ever get to another vagina.
Oh, I don't know...they might become a gynaecologist :p
Legless Pirates
28-01-2005, 19:16
"Is that an Ewok in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"
Nowhereinpaticular
28-01-2005, 19:18
The real question is HOW would they produce offspring. Barring some cloning technology someone stole from the shows/movies, we all know the ratio of men to women is approx. infinity to 0.
Legless Pirates
28-01-2005, 19:20
"bleep bloo bleep bleep bop beep"
"That right R2. 7 of 9 is a nice piece of ass"
Greedy Pig
28-01-2005, 19:20
Hmm. Crossbreeding would be bad for the survival of both species. They'll both combine into one, becoming the UberSci-Fi Fan. Capable of enjoying both Star Wars movies and Star Trek episodes without prejudice towards either show. Claiming that both is good.


This new breed of UberSci-Fi fan with it's tainted genes would start trying to procreate and outbreed the StarTrek and StarWars fans to extinction.

Horror!
Legless Pirates
28-01-2005, 19:21
"We are the Borg. You will be penetrated"
"Chewie is that you?"
Legless Pirates
28-01-2005, 19:24
"I would suggest another strategy. Let the wookie on top*
Quentulus Qazgar
28-01-2005, 19:29
it's already happened...



who knows what monstrosity we'll have with Star Wars: Prequels and ST: Enterprise...


What about Earth II? Is it horrible enough?
The Plutonian Empire
28-01-2005, 19:30
Hmm. Crossbreeding would be bad for the survival of both species. They'll both combine into one, becoming the UberSci-Fi Fan. Capable of enjoying both Star Wars movies and Star Trek episodes without prejudice towards either show. Claiming that both is good.


This new breed of UberSci-Fi fan with it's tainted genes would start trying to procreate and outbreed the StarTrek and StarWars fans to extinction.

Horror!
Guess what? The UberSci-Fi Fans have already been born. And I'm one of them. *evil laughter*

Seriously! I like BOTH star wars AND star trek. I like star wars because of all the action, and star trek because of all the eye candy (planets, technologies, etc)
Greedy Pig
28-01-2005, 19:37
Guess what? The UberSci-Fi Fans have already been born. And I'm one of them. *evil laughter*

Seriously! I like BOTH star wars AND star trek. I like star wars because of all the action, and star trek because of all the eye candy (planets, technologies, etc)

Henious Mixbreed creature from beyond the fluidic space!! Burn from the heat of a Warp Core Breach!!

I shall do all I can in my power as the Captain of the USS Crazy Horse to stop you from procreating and spreading your tainted genes!!


*gets into card-board box beside computer table*
The Plutonian Empire
28-01-2005, 19:42
Henious Mixbreed creature from beyond the fluidic space!! Burn from the heat of a Warp Core Breach!!

I shall do all I can in my power as the Captain of the USS Crazy Horse to stop you from procreating and spreading your tainted genes!!


*gets into card-board box beside computer table*
*Sets box on fire*
Quentulus Qazgar
28-01-2005, 19:43
"I'm just a translation droid! I can't tell a plug from a terminal!"

-Is this a good explanation why they can't have sex?
The Purple Relm
28-01-2005, 19:46
Is sex between Star Wars fans and Star Trek fans allowed?

Absolutely. Just ask my sister and brother-in-law. :D
Harlesburg
28-01-2005, 19:51
What does society have to say about such a thing?
to reply to that would be a waste of my time and a wasted post so i wont.

Oh No-Shock Horror

no its evil.Now Babylon 5 vs Star Trek and Battle Star Gactica watching mmmmmmmm
Harlesburg
28-01-2005, 19:52
Is sex between Star Wars fans and Star Trek fans allowed?

Absolutely. Just ask my sister and brother. :D
SICK :p
The Purple Relm
28-01-2005, 19:53
SICK :p


Shhh, you aren't supposed to know. :fluffle:
Leetonia
28-01-2005, 19:54
Because there's nothing that turns me on more than Jabba the Hutt.
Hey, Jabba was into bondage
:makes porno music noises:
Quentulus Qazgar
28-01-2005, 19:58
Imagine a porno movie with lieutenant Worf, Chewie and R2D2 threesom.
:fluffle:
"shudders"
Bostwickian
28-01-2005, 19:58
Star Wars and Star Trek fans get laid?
Leetonia
28-01-2005, 20:04
Okay, who's sexier, Picard or R2?
Karchosia
28-01-2005, 20:06
Hmm... Interesting topic, I must say. However, being a Star Wars fan, I believe all Trekkies have tainted genes. But is SW & ST sex even ethical? I mean, think of the children!





Trekkie :sniper:
Legless Pirates
28-01-2005, 20:06
Okay, who's sexier, Picard or R2?
I don't know. R2 has all these toys....
Stroudiztan
28-01-2005, 20:07
Lando Calrissian + B'Elanna Torres = whoah.
The result of such unions would be a convoluted sexplosion that could only be contained by hiring outside forces to help. Possibly by forcing the losers from Babylon 5 to deal with it.
Leetonia
28-01-2005, 20:08
I don't know. R2 has all these toys....
'So R2, what's that cylindrical pulsating thing for?"
Quentulus Qazgar
28-01-2005, 20:09
Han Solo + Councellor Troy

-"I know what you did last summer!" :eek:
Leetonia
28-01-2005, 20:11
Han Solo + Councellor Troy

-"I know what you did last summer!" :eek:
Don't you mean 'who'
The Plutonian Empire
28-01-2005, 20:12
Don't you mean 'who'
lol
Jaghur
28-01-2005, 20:12
Honestly, why is this even a topic. It's immoral. Star Wars fans and Star Trek fans should be segregated from one another. I'm a Star Wars fan, so back off all you Trekkie b*tches!


Star Trek Fans should be put in front of a firing squad, along with the person who started this thread. :mp5:
The Plutonian Empire
28-01-2005, 20:14
Honestly, why is this even a topic. It's immoral. Star Wars fans and Star Trek fans should be segregated from one another. I'm a Star Wars fan, so back off all you Trekkie b*tches!


Star Trek Fans should be put in front of a firing squad, along with the person who started this thread. :mp5:
Are you flaming? It sure looks like it :(
Greedy Pig
28-01-2005, 20:17
Honestly, why is this even a topic. It's immoral. Star Wars fans and Star Trek fans should be segregated from one another. I'm a Star Trek fan, so back off all you Warsie b*tches!


Star War Fans should be put in front of a firing squad, along with the person who started this thread. :mp5:


AGREED!
Legless Pirates
28-01-2005, 20:17
Are you flaming? It sure looks like it :(
Dude lighten up. It's fecking fiction
Quentulus Qazgar
28-01-2005, 20:18
Now here's a sick idea:
Could it be called a menage a troi (and fuck with my spelling!) if Jean-Luc was the only french and the two others were a borg-queen and Jabba the Hutt?

Imagine the scene with one specific song by French affair being played on the backround.
Nyibbit
28-01-2005, 20:23
ARRGH!

The mental images!

My brain...melting... :headbang:
Leetonia
28-01-2005, 20:27
Now here's a sick idea:
Could it be called a menage a troi (and fuck with my spelling!) if Jean-Luc was the only french and the two others were a borg-queen and Jabba the Hutt?

Imagine the scene with one specific song by French affair being played on the backround.
Do you one better, Jar Jar, Jabba, and an Ewok in a foursome with the borg-queen.
Quentulus Qazgar
28-01-2005, 20:29
Do you one better, Jar Jar, Jabba, and an Ewok in a foursome with the borg-queen.
WITH french affair being played in the backround (you know what song I mean).
If you count in the music, it starts to get sick enough, though.
Leetonia
28-01-2005, 20:31
WITH french affair being played in the backround (you know what song I mean).
If you count in the music, it starts to get sick enough, though.
Naw, get John Williams to compose a 40 piece score ^_^
Jibea
28-01-2005, 20:32
You know that the Star Wars fans have hotter sex. Their story is more sweeping and romantic. The Star Trek fans are all clynical and methodical about it. They have to make it this big ritual with phlem clearing noises and passing things back and forth. Even thier bestial love making is all ceremonial. pfff. You know that Star Wars fans have the hotter sex.

Star wars is all about incest ( Leia and Luke)
Star Trek is about random destruction

Both suck.
Legless Pirates
28-01-2005, 20:32
Now here's a sick idea:
Could it be called a menage a Troi (and fuck with my spelling!) if Jean-Luc was the only french and the two others were a borg-queen and Jabba the Hutt?

Imagine the scene with one specific song by French affair being played on the backround.
:D :fluffle:
Yaneese
28-01-2005, 20:34
I concur. Get your freakish sexual fetishes out of here.


you peple have nothing better to do in life than think about immoral nauseating sexual fetiches all day? get a life. for real. im gonna puke, and for the record, homosexuality is immoral and goes against gods law. :rolleyes:
Jibea
28-01-2005, 20:36
Honestly, why is this even a topic. It's immoral. Star Wars fans and Star Trek fans should be segregated from one another. I'm a Star Wars fan, so back off all you Trekkie b*tches!


Star Trek Fans should be put in front of a firing squad, along with the person who started this thread. :mp5:

at least they get their quotes right. The guy never said beam me up scotty or whoever but simply beam me up.

Both suck. Both are dumb. Besides they should know that there is no sound in space
XarousLand
28-01-2005, 20:37
Hmmm this sound be a UN proposal....To ban sex between SW fans and ST fans....makes you wonder about the 50 people that watch the new ST are they the new human race?
Reskaniski
28-01-2005, 20:37
it is quite possible that is the the most sick and sad thing i have ever heard you people make me feel sick.
Quentulus Qazgar
28-01-2005, 20:37
I concur. Get your freakish sexual fetishes out of here.


you peple have nothing better to do in life than think about immoral nauseating sexual fetiches all day? get a life. for real. im gonna puke, and for the record, homosexuality is immoral and goes against gods law. :rolleyes:
What would it be like if a Q was having sex with God? They're both, like, higher beings. Think how many galaxies would be crushed under that kind of "wild ride".
Jibea
28-01-2005, 20:39
I concur. Get your freakish sexual fetishes out of here.


you peple have nothing better to do in life than think about immoral nauseating sexual fetiches all day? get a life. for real. im gonna puke, and for the record, homosexuality is immoral and goes against gods law. :rolleyes:

I agree. In the bible it even says to stone homosexuals. I don't even know half the people they are talking about
Leetonia
28-01-2005, 20:43
What would it be like if a Q was having sex with God? They're both, like, higher beings. Think how many galaxies would be crushed under that kind of "wild ride".
Do higher beings even have sex in any way we'd recognize?

Oh god, I just got the image of yoda using the force to feel Seven of Nine up from across the room >.<
Leetonia
28-01-2005, 20:44
I agree. In the bible it even says to stone homosexuals. I don't even know half the people they are talking about
It also says not to eat meat on a friday (smacks the burger out of your hand)
Also, what ever happened to "Let thee who is without sin throw the first stone?"
Quentulus Qazgar
28-01-2005, 20:46
Do higher beings even have sex in any way we'd recognize?

Oh god, I just got the image of yoda using the force to feel Seven of Nine up from across the room >.<
Would you be more specific? I don't wan't to say what I think you mean 'cause there are already plenty of people out there who know how sick mind I possess.
Malkalel
28-01-2005, 20:48
I don't know, but I wouldn't mind a steamy hot sex scene between Han Solo and Jean Luc.

Why not an orgy involving all characters involved. :fluffle:
Yaneese
28-01-2005, 20:50
What the f***? You people just keep on going with more different sick fantasies!!!!! God does not have sex because it is not necessary for the ultimate being to reproduce!!!! To imply let alone blatantly say something about God having sex is slander to Him and is very wrong for lack of a better phrase. It implies God is imperfect as we are and we have no right to judge the creator of everything we know and dont know. This is off topic, but we did not come upon this Earth by chance!!!! We were made by a celestisl ever-living being of whom you are disrespecting and trying the patience of. :mad:
Ugorer
28-01-2005, 20:50
I agree. In the bible it even says to stone homosexuals. I don't even know half the people they are talking about


"Captain, I sense a diverging thread"

"Yes, I know, Troi. Tell me, have you ever sensed anything that wasn't frickin' obvious?"
Leetonia
28-01-2005, 20:50
Would you be more specific? I don't wan't to say what I think you mean 'cause there are already plenty of people out there who know how sick mind I possess.
Seven of Nine with boob moving around on its own, Yoda doing his little Yoda laugh in his chair on the other side of the room.

Worse, 7 wouldn't even be able to figure it out, because her world view would never recognize that Yoda could have anything to do with it

7=logically minded Force=not logical
Leetonia
28-01-2005, 20:53
What the f***? You people just keep on going with more different sick fantasies!!!!! God does not have sex because it is not necessary for the ultimate being to reproduce!!!! To imply let alone blatantly say something about God having sex is slander to Him and is very wrong for lack of a better phrase. It implies God is imperfect as we are and we have no right to judge the creator of everything we know and dont know. This is off topic, but we did not come upon this Earth by chance!!!! We were made by a celestisl ever-living being of whom you are disrespecting and trying the patience of. :mad:
:sprays you with Con-b-gone:
Btw, who are you to say what god does and doesn't do. He's god dammit, he does what he damn well pleases. And where in that book you put so much faith in does it say that sex is a sin? Maybe god made sex feel good for a reason, ever think of that?
Ugorer
28-01-2005, 20:55
What the f***? You people just keep on going with more different sick fantasies!!!!! God does not have sex because it is not necessary for the ultimate being to reproduce!!!! To imply let alone blatantly say something about God having sex is slander to Him and is very wrong for lack of a better phrase. It implies God is imperfect as we are and we have no right to judge the creator of everything we know and dont know. This is off topic, but we did not come upon this Earth by chance!!!! We were made by a celestisl ever-living being of whom you are disrespecting and trying the patience of. :mad:

Dude, chill...
Last time I check this was a bunch of geeks having a silly conversation about Sci-fi shows, the characters in them, and the geeky fanboys who dress up like "Red Shirt #15" to go to a con (and possibly still live in their parent's basements)

It is NOT a discussion on exactly who, what, when, where, or why God does anything. If you want to have THAT discussion, start a new thread.
Yaneese
28-01-2005, 20:55
you are miss quoting the bible when you say "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." That has nothing to do with the matter at hand!!!! :rolleyes:
That is like saying sinc eone of the ten commmandments id "Though shalt not Kill", God was wrong in having David slaghter the many he did with his vast legions!!!!!! :upyours:
Quentulus Qazgar
28-01-2005, 20:57
What the f***? You people just keep on going with more different sick fantasies!!!!! God does not have sex because it is not necessary for the ultimate being to reproduce!!!! To imply let alone blatantly say something about God having sex is slander to Him and is very wrong for lack of a better phrase. It implies God is imperfect as we are and we have no right to judge the creator of everything we know and dont know. This is off topic, but we did not come upon this Earth by chance!!!! We were made by a celestisl ever-living being of whom you are disrespecting and trying the patience of. :mad:
Don't you know that we actually came from the planet Golgafrincham 2 million years ago? The spaceship crash-landed in England (I think).
By the way: are you an american babtist by any change? It seems like that.
Leetonia
28-01-2005, 21:00
you are miss quoting the bible when you say "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." That has nothing to do with the matter at hand!!!! :rolleyes:
That is like saying sinc eone of the ten commmandments id "Though shalt not Kill", God was wrong in having David slaghter the many he did with his vast legions!!!!!! :upyours:
Oh yeah, conservative flamers have exclusive rights on misquoting the bible. And unless your the next messiah, I suggest you shut up and go away, we're tired of your dribble, and you have no more authority than the apoco-hobo on the corner.
Yaneese
28-01-2005, 21:00
"Btw, who are you to say what god does and doesn't do. He's god dammit, he does what he damn well pleases. And where in that book you put so much faith in does it say that sex is a sin? Maybe god made sex feel good for a reason, ever think of that?"

you are evidently an atheist or some other sort of non believer in god and put your trust in man. But think of this: who created who? we certainly did not create God so.......... And by the way, It says in the "book you put so
much faith in" that premarital sex is a sin and in biblical times was punishable by death. God destroyed Sodom and Gommorah because of the orgies and homosexuals residing there!!!! :mad:
Quentulus Qazgar
28-01-2005, 21:03
I got a nice idea from a foursome including Yaneese and some other odd characters but this time there're also some gadgets and latex included and if I revealed all of my thoughts, I'd be banned rather soon.
Leetonia
28-01-2005, 21:05
"Btw, who are you to say what god does and doesn't do. He's god dammit, he does what he damn well pleases. And where in that book you put so much faith in does it say that sex is a sin? Maybe god made sex feel good for a reason, ever think of that?"

you are evidently an atheist or some other sort of non believer in god and put your trust in man. But think of this: who created who? we certainly did not create God so.......... And by the way, It says in the "book you put so
much faith in" that premarital sex is a sin and in biblical times was punishable by death. God destroyed Sodom and Gommorah because of the orgies and homosexuals residing there!!!! :mad:
Maybe god's married, you don't know, a lot can happen in 2000 years. Also, he destroyed Sodom and Gommorah for raping angels. Besides, I'm not going take the bible word for word as the absolute truth until a lightning bolt carves it word for word in my courtyard. God did not write the bible, humans did, humans are fallible and the bible has been translated at least twice since then, who are you to say that we didn't get the translation wrong? After all, We can't even translate a comic book correctly, what makes you think we're going to get something as complex as the bible? Also, if god cares so much about homosexuality, how come San Francisco's still standing. Maybe god doesn't give a shit, and he's abandoned people like you for perverting his word into yet another way to foster hate?
Quentulus Qazgar
28-01-2005, 21:07
"Btw, who are you to say what god does and doesn't do. He's god dammit, he does what he damn well pleases. And where in that book you put so much faith in does it say that sex is a sin? Maybe god made sex feel good for a reason, ever think of that?"

you are evidently an atheist or some other sort of non believer in god and put your trust in man. But think of this: who created who? we certainly did not create God so.......... And by the way, It says in the "book you put so
much faith in" that premarital sex is a sin and in biblical times was punishable by death. God destroyed Sodom and Gommorah because of the orgies and homosexuals residing there!!!! :mad:
What's wrong with premarital sex?
Oh, and by the way, there have always been gays. In the Greek kingdom thousands of years ago a man couldn't be accused if he cheated on his wife with another guy. Homofobia's a new thing raised by the catholic church.
Leetonia
28-01-2005, 21:13
Anyway, back on topic

Yeah, ST and SW fans can have sex. I mean Democrats and Republicans do it just fine and those are some SERIOUSLY divergent viewpoints.
Greenspoint
28-01-2005, 21:17
Hmmm, this question gives a whole new meaning to the scene:

Luke: "Wedge, Biggs, close it up. We're going in and we're going in Full Throttle!"

Biggs: "Luke, at that speed, can you pull out in time?"

Luke: "It'll be just like Beggar's Canyon back home!"

Or even:

Wedge: "Look at the size of that thing!"

Red Leader: "Cut the chatter Red 2! Lock S foils in attack position and set your shield to double front!"
Whyman
28-01-2005, 21:19
Yeah for back on Topic!

"Now lets blow this thing and go home!"
Leetonia
28-01-2005, 21:19
Hmmm, this question gives a whole new meaning to the scene:

Luke: "Wedge, Biggs, close it up. We're going in and we're going in Full Throttle!"

Biggs: "Luke, at that speed, can you pull out in time?"

Luke: "It'll be just like Beggar's Canyon back home!"

Or even:

Wedge: "Look at the size of that thing!"

Red Leader: "Cut the chatter Red 2! Lock S foils in attack position and set your shield to double front!"
:goes blind at the first one:
Ramissle
28-01-2005, 21:19
Maybe god's married, you don't know, a lot can happen in 2000 years. Also, he destroyed Sodom and Gommorah for raping angels. Besides, I'm not going take the bible word for word as the absolute truth until a lightning bolt carves it word for word in my courtyard. God did not write the bible, humans did, humans are fallible and the bible has been translated at least twice since then, who are you to say that we didn't get the translation wrong? After all, We can't even translate a comic book correctly, what makes you think we're going to get something as complex as the bible? Also, if god cares so much about homosexuality, how come San Francisco's still standing. Maybe god doesn't give a shit, and he's abandoned people like you for perverting his word into yet another way to foster hate?
One word sums up that issue: Earthquakes.
Anyways, thats all I have to say about that.
Now about a SW fan and a ST fan, thats just gross. There not exactly the hottest people in the world.
Cannot think of a name
28-01-2005, 21:30
One word sums up that issue: Earthquakes.

You know who dies in those earthquakes (speaking from a few miles from the epicenter of our last big one)?

Tourists.

I can't believe you guys would let the god guy hijack but you wouldn't let me hijack with the descusion over who of the two would have hotter sex....

I give and I give, and you...
Leetonia
28-01-2005, 21:30
One word sums up that issue: Earthquakes.
Anyways, thats all I have to say about that.
Now about a SW fan and a ST fan, thats just gross. There not exactly the hottest people in the world.
If earthquakes are what passes for divine justice now, then god's gotten lazy, what happened to raining sulfur? At least that would be interesting to watch.
Quentulus Qazgar
28-01-2005, 21:53
What if some of these ST/SW mixtures get babies?
I mean, what would happen if a Farscape-fan and a Babylon 5-fan had sex? Would there be ST or SW fans or something so hideous human mind will never understand?
The Sacred Bubble
28-01-2005, 22:07
I am new to the forum, so be gentle.

I don't think it is a question of if they SHOULD have sex, but is it possible for them to have sex? A Star Wars dork with a MAC, and a Star Trec dweeb with a PC might be able to interface on the web, but put them in a room and they are both staring at the opposite sides of the punchbowl with nothing to talk about.

OK You caught me. I just wanted to get into the discussion. Personally, I wouldn't touch either with a ten foot Klingon.

Live long and prosper, or crawl under the couch and die, it does not matter. We are all worm food eventually.
13942
28-01-2005, 23:04
For those of you who are coming in here to say how gross it is, why did you come in here at all? Nobody forced you to open the thread and you kinda had to know what it was about before you opened it. and Yaneese, you are insulting othere peoples opinions and god preaches about loving your fellow man. If you want to show that you love your fellow man, accept that they dont always agree with you. As far as homosexuality, it doesnt affect you what they do in their own time so why should you care?

So, back to the subject at hand, I think that to breed star trek and star wars fans would be a good thing. The more dorks there are in our schools, the smarter our children would be. Please do not take that as an insult, I myself am a trekkie.
New British Glory
29-01-2005, 00:45
I think it would be physically impossible. The two 'species, repel each other like magnets. If you forced them together the universe would explode. or God would.
13942
29-01-2005, 06:07
:p Now thatd be a sight to see. "Look the sky is falling, oh no! thats god!!! run for your lives!!"
Union Endicott
29-01-2005, 06:17
I think that there would have to be some interaction that eventually takes place between trekkies and star wars fans. Or at least gay sex. I base my theory on the trekkies' idolic phrase "to boldly go where no man has gone before," and how star wars fans find their heroes "force" to grab a man's crotch in secret.

Yea, so just a thought.
Brigandy
29-01-2005, 06:36
Ok, why are we discussing whether they can have sex or not. Isn't quite obvious.

1) if there intent is to procreate than it is literally impossible, men cannot reproduce with men.
2) For pleasure however, these guys would kill eachother before that. After they killed eachother they would make love. :fluffle: