NationStates Jolt Archive


Things I'd Probably Say If NationStates Was a Weekly TV Show

Vittos Ordination
27-01-2005, 22:13
...and I was a irregular viewer.

"So MKUltra is now Skapedroe? I thought they killed him off last season. I'm confused."

"Is Myrth a bad guy or a good guy, they really need to figure that out."

"What is up with this Lunatic Golfballs character, I swear he gets hit in the crotch so much, that I think I'm watching America's Funniest Home Videos."

"This show is in some serious need of some Bob Saget."
Neo Cannen
27-01-2005, 22:14
"Grave n Idle seems very contridictary to his name"
Texan Hotrodders
27-01-2005, 22:15
"What the hell kind of names for characters are those?"
Neo-Anarchists
27-01-2005, 22:17
"What is with this Neo-Anarchists chick randomly saying stupid shit in Finnish?"
MuhOre
27-01-2005, 22:17
"What nationality is MuhOre?! Where the heck does he live? Is he a Canadian or an Israeli?! make up your mind!"

"awww....look how cute and fluffy Myrth is, Dear G-d no! Myrth that doesn't fit there!"

"Anyone else get hungry when they see Japaica?"

"I think Keruvilia is a paradox...he cannot exist! A Jew converting to Islam? And still retaining his culture...that doesn't make sense!"

I'll think of more later. :p
Free Soviets
27-01-2005, 22:21
"they are still in that same fight scene?!"
MuhOre
27-01-2005, 22:21
"So....what's the deal with Sanctaphranx? he sounds mature, and other times like a 5 year old.... is he bi-polar?"

(Sorry if that come out insulting.... i just call 'em as i see them :P)

(Your gonna get me back aren't ya?)
Neo Cannen
27-01-2005, 22:21
"Serifirma used to be very slutty but she's cleaned up well now"
Cabbage Land
27-01-2005, 22:26
"There's never anything good on until late-night."
Vittos Ordination
27-01-2005, 22:29
"There's never anything good on until late-night."

I don't know how last night's episode made it past the FCC.
MuhOre
27-01-2005, 22:31
"WTF? War is weird....why isn't anyone doing anything about AMF's genocidal tactics... and DA's Racism in general. Then again.... this show does remind me how people act IRL too."
Vittos Ordination
27-01-2005, 22:33
"There hasn't been any good material on this show since the whole haiku bit."
Sumamba Buwhan
27-01-2005, 22:33
"I can't believe they haven't cancelled this show yet. Everyday its the same episode with slightly different words."
DHomme
27-01-2005, 22:33
"Didnt I see this debate yesterday?... and the day before?... and the day before that, and the day before that..."
Neo-Anarchists
27-01-2005, 22:35
"Why is there a person-shaped empty spot labeled '[violet]'?"
The Lightning Star
27-01-2005, 22:41
"Haven't these people ever heard of the Amancipation Proclamation?"

"Jeez, man! Those are some pretty colors..."

"What kinda name is The Lightning Star? I mean, COME ON! Lightning and Stars CAN'T come together!"

"1 l1k3$ +3h |\|00k$!"

"Why does the Lightning Star always talk about how good Pakistan is? I thought it was just some backwards country where people rid camels and wear funny hats."
Vittos Ordination
27-01-2005, 22:43
"Why is there a person-shaped empty spot labeled '[violet]'?"

"Who is this violet character? Seems to be very popular, but I have never seen her."
Taldaan
27-01-2005, 22:45
"Why do they just say the same lines over and over, but get continually more aggressive?"

"Jeez, I never knew that people were so.....strange"

"Its like monkeys, but funnier"
Neo-Anarchists
27-01-2005, 22:47
"Why do they continually pull these bafflingly exaggerated faces? I suppose it looks like they're supposed to be conveying emotion, but some of the newer actors are just running in circles and yelling while pulling lots of these creepy faces...
...
Low-budget TV, I guess..."
Texan Hotrodders
27-01-2005, 22:53
"It reminds me of The Song That Never Ends for some odd reason."
MuhOre
27-01-2005, 22:53
is...is [violet] a girl or guy? The author is Max barry...but the name sounds femenine.

O_o
MuhOre
27-01-2005, 22:54
Why do they keep debating about Religion?! Can't they discuss ways of helping the people in the Tsunami? Or ending world hunger? They would rather bicker over things with no answers?!
Vittos Ordination
27-01-2005, 22:55
"Who is this masked man --> :mp5: "
MuhOre
27-01-2005, 22:58
"Who is this masked man --> :mp5: "


Well from what i can tell it's an FBI agent with an MP-5
Deltaepsilon
27-01-2005, 23:06
"Watching this you'd think that tilting at windmills was back in vogue."

"Why does everyone repeat what the other person just said before replying?"

"Wow, I didn't know it was possible to TALK in all caps."