With Ashcrft gone, will the boobies come back?
Zeppistan
27-01-2005, 16:22
Remember when Ashcroft spent thousands of taxpayers dollars to have the Statue "The Spirit of Justice" in the main hall of the Justice Deprtment covered because it offended his delicate sensibilites?
I have to wonder, with Ashcroft gone - will the boobies come back?
http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2002/01-29-statues.jpg
Or will a historically important piece of marble be too risque for Gonzales too?
Of course, if they gave Clinton the post we'd know the answer...it would be completely undressed and moved to his office! But I have to wonder if classical art is going to be deemed offensive viewing for another four years or not?
If not, do you think that Janet can led it her nipple-ring to dress it up a bit?
:D
Whispering Legs
27-01-2005, 16:33
I guess you're not up on the current Hillary Clinton.
She must be John Ashcroft's long lost sister.
Zeppistan
27-01-2005, 18:36
Actually, I just heard that Gonzales had ordered that ALL statues at the DoJ be stripped and piled up into pyramids in the lobby of the building, so I guess that answers my question for me....
:D
Drunk commies
27-01-2005, 18:37
Actually, I just heard that Gonzales had ordered that ALL statues at the DoJ be stripped and piled up into pyramids in the lobby of the building, so I guess that answers my question for me....
:D
Nice post :D
Corneliu
27-01-2005, 18:38
Actually, I just heard that Gonzales had ordered that ALL statues at the DoJ be stripped and piled up into pyramids in the lobby of the building, so I guess that answers my question for me....
:D
Can I see the proof of this statement since Gonzales has YET to be confirmed by the US Senate?
Hammolopolis
27-01-2005, 18:39
Actually, I just heard that Gonzales had ordered that ALL statues at the DoJ be stripped and piled up into pyramids in the lobby of the building, so I guess that answers my question for me....
:D
Ok thats funny on many levels. Aweome :D
Jordaxia
27-01-2005, 18:40
Can I see the proof of this statement since Gonzales has YET to be confirmed by the US Senate?
It's so hard to tell whether this is a joke or serious! People should be more responsible with statements of this sort!
I think Zeppistan made a joke, corneliu. I doubt he ordered statue-pyramids in the lobby.
He covered a statue up?! What sort of idiot is he?
Corneliu
27-01-2005, 18:41
It's so hard to tell whether this is a joke or serious! People should be more responsible with statements of this sort!
I think Zeppistan made a joke, corneliu. I doubt he ordered statue-pyramids in the lobby.
I thought he was too but with Zepp? Sometimes its hard to tell. LOL
Drunk commies
27-01-2005, 18:41
He covered a statue up?! What sort of idiot is he?
The right wing christian fundamentalist prude sort.
Zeppistan
27-01-2005, 18:42
Can I see the proof of this statement since Gonzales has YET to be confirmed by the US Senate?
Hey Corneliu!
Look up!
you just might catch a glimpse of the joke that went zinging past your cranium...
Corneliu
27-01-2005, 18:43
Hey Corneliu!
Look up!
you just might catch a glimpse of the joke that went zinging past your cranium...
Now now, no need to get angry with me! I saw the joke but couldn't resist to post proof please!
Geez, stop taking everything so personally. You might make more friends that way! :D
Zeppistan
27-01-2005, 18:44
Oh wait!
Aparently the pyramid idea was vetoed.
So he came up with this instead:
http://webpages.charter.net/micah/iq.jpg
Subterranean_Mole_Men
27-01-2005, 18:44
The right wing christian fundamentalist prude sort.
Yeah but how many right wing christian fundamentalist prudes get their own reocord contracts? (http://www.whitehouse.org/media/ashcroft-bacon/index.asp)
Vittos Ordination
27-01-2005, 18:46
Yeah but how many right wing christian fundamentalist prudes get their own reocord contracts? (http://www.whitehouse.org/media/ashcroft-bacon/index.asp)
LET THE EAGLE SOAR
ProMonkians
27-01-2005, 18:46
Not only should they uncover that statue, but they should also install some animatronics into it in order to make it do rude dances when ever somebody goes by.
Zeppistan
27-01-2005, 18:47
Now now, no need to get angry with me! I saw the joke but couldn't resist to post proof please!
Geez, stop taking everything so personally. You might make more friends that way! :D
Well, one of us is taking things to seriously....
rest assured that it ain't me!
Drunk commies
27-01-2005, 18:48
Oh wait!
Aparently the pyramid idea was vetoed.
So he came up with this instead:
http://webpages.charter.net/micah/iq.jpg
Cannot find server.
Zeppistan
27-01-2005, 18:52
Cannot find server.
Really? hmmmm.... well I'll put a copy on mine when I get home tonight. I can't ftp to my account from work.
Whispering Legs
28-01-2005, 00:03
I thought it would have been nice to paint the statue in real flesh tones, and give it some movement capability (as mentioned before), but only have her move in response to music.
Then you could play the Eagles Soar song over and over again really loud, and let her sway to the music.
I'm sure it would really make Zepp puke...
Willamena
28-01-2005, 00:19
No, they fixed the statue. Here:
http://www.uncoveror.com/burqa.htm :D
Zeppistan
28-01-2005, 00:51
Ok, here she is with her new "Gonzales" look...
http://members.rogers.com/zeppo_marx2/images/iq.jpg
:D
Zeppistan
28-01-2005, 00:52
I thought it would have been nice to paint the statue in real flesh tones, and give it some movement capability (as mentioned before), but only have her move in response to music.
Then you could play the Eagles Soar song over and over again really loud, and let her sway to the music.
I'm sure it would really make Zepp puke...
Actually, I though John had a pretty good voice - even if the song sucked. Of course, he would have had a hard attack if that boobie got any more realistic... and worse yet - moved!
lol
Bogstonia
28-01-2005, 01:46
John Ashcroft really just needs to buy a copy of penthouse and just rub one out if you know what I mean.
Sdaeriji
28-01-2005, 02:05
John Ashcroft really just needs to buy a copy of penthouse and just rub one out if you know what I mean.
Why do you say "if you know what I mean"? You weren't subtle at all.
Bogstonia
28-01-2005, 02:21
Why do you say "if you know what I mean"? You weren't subtle at all.
Hehe, I really wasn't was I :)
I wasn't sure if 'rub one out' was a widely known term or not but I guess it's a bout a subtle as a brick through a window, lol.
Reaper_2k3
28-01-2005, 02:21
Hehe, I really wasn't was I :)
I wasn't sure if 'rub one out' was a widely known term or not but I guess it's a bout a subtle as a brick through a window, lol.
dude, how did that brick get there, and wtf was that crashing sound?
what sound?
Bogstonia
28-01-2005, 02:47
dude, how did that brick get there, and wtf was that crashing sound?
what sound?
Hehe, I'll sign up for subtleness 101 :D
Anyway, I hope the boobies come back, not just to the statues but to the super bowl!