NationStates Jolt Archive


What happens when you mix up communism and "all your base"?

Neo-Anarchists
27-01-2005, 15:43
"All my base are belong to you all"?
Hee.
Wherramaharasinghastan
27-01-2005, 15:46
The Capitalist Pig-dog Set Up You The Bomb!
The Imperial Navy
27-01-2005, 15:47
In russia, Signal gets you.
Neo-Anarchists
27-01-2005, 15:47
Move "Zig" !!
For Great Lenin !!
Wherramaharasinghastan
27-01-2005, 15:48
In russia, Signal gets you.
*rofl*

In Soviet Russia, Zig moves you!
Jordaxia
27-01-2005, 15:49
Did someone mention Lenin?

Muuuuust Cruuush Capitalism....


eh... anyway.

In Soviet Russia, war begins you!

(sorry to steal your rightful family guy reference, TIN, I had to.)
The Imperial Navy
27-01-2005, 15:49
"It's you!"

"How are you Capitalist Pigs?"

"All your base are belong to you!"
The Imperial Navy
27-01-2005, 15:50
(sorry to steal your rightful family guy reference, TIN, I had to.)

The simpsons did it first.
Jordaxia
27-01-2005, 15:52
The simpsons did it first.

Really?
I'm remembering Peter Griffin showing off his new GPS system, and he gets to Russian, and it says "In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"
and "In Soviet Russia, road forks you!"
The Imperial Navy
27-01-2005, 15:53
Yup-the simpsons go to watch a show called "Thats Familiar!"

And in it a russian sings "In soviet russia, Show watches youuuuuuu!"
Jordaxia
27-01-2005, 16:00
Yup-the simpsons go to watch a show called "Thats Familiar!"

And in it a russian sings "In soviet russia, Show watches youuuuuuu!"

THAT'S GENIUS!
It made me cry tears of joy.

Oh wait. it just occured to me we've hijacked the thread.

In soviet Russia, Great.... Justice.... for?
Toujours-Rouge
27-01-2005, 16:22
I've just realised how they could have made the film FACE/OFF even better:

At the bit where Nick Cage wakes up in the hospital, John Trovolta comes on teh tv.

"Hey Nick*, guess what? All your face are belong to us!"

*or whatever his name is in the film
Pithica
27-01-2005, 16:29
Both the Simpsons and Family Guy were referencing Yakov Smirnoff's (sp?) act.

He was that short russian comic with the beard and the inhale laugh during the 80's. His entire act consisted of 'In My country...' and 'In soviet Russia...' lines that made little sense. It was pretty fun back during the Reagan years, but it grew stale pretty quick and the guy never really grew out of his niche.
Gidetisms
27-01-2005, 16:31
In Soviet Russia, car drives you
Antebellum South
27-01-2005, 17:06
Greetings capitalist dog pig !!
What you say !!
For motherland.
Antebellum South
27-01-2005, 17:10
All us base are belong to you.
Jordaxia
27-01-2005, 17:14
ok... I'm gonna try it.

in 1917, war was beginning.

what happen?

Capitalists set us up the bomb!

We get October revolution.

what?

Main screen turn on.

It's you, capitalist scum!

How are you, "comrades"?

All your base are belong to you all!

You are on the way to socio-political stagnation and your corrupt system of total control founded on communist ideals is destruction!

What you say?

You have no chance to compete in a free market environment, make your time. HAHAHA!

Take off every comrade!

You know what you doing!

Move Comrade.

For Great Lenin!



hooo boy, that sucked. But hooopefully, some people will do it in a way that doesn't suck.

And yes, I stole some peoples ones, where they fit.
Vegas-Rex
28-01-2005, 03:24
All everyone's base are belong to the state.

We are the borg. You will be assimilated.