I am the Paedofinder General!
The Imperial Navy
27-01-2005, 12:40
By the power vested in me by a Newspaper poll, I hereby declare you all GUILTY of Paedophillia. The scentence is death. Any last words?
MWAHAHAHA!
(If you've watched Monkey dust and live in the UK, you'll understand)
The State of It
27-01-2005, 12:51
"Mr Hoppy! Mr Hoppy!"
"You dirty, filthy little bastard! You killed David Baddiel!"
Brian's wife: "Where have you been brian?"
Brian:
"Well, me and the lads got together because there was a baron who kidnapped this woman's kid we bumped into the woman, talked with her, and we went into this shed and built this armoured van with components of a lawnmower. Than we drove out of the garage doors without opening them, rescued the daughter, got the baron, although he was not killed because that's not aloud, and justice was done. And then I said "I love it when a plan comes together" while smoking a cigar!"
Brian's wife: "Brian, that's the plot of episode 5 of series 4 of the A-Team. Now will you tell me what's really going on?"
Brian: *sigh* I was with a monkey that was giving me a blow job.
Pepe Dominguez
27-01-2005, 12:56
They had the A-Team in England? Can we have an ambassador or someone apologize for that or something, the way the Canadians have formally apologized for Bryan Adams?
Legless Pirates
27-01-2005, 12:57
They had the A-Team in England? Can we have an ambassador or someone apologize for that or something, the way the Canadians have formally apologized for Bryan Adams?
The A-Team was everywhere, you fool
The State of It
27-01-2005, 13:00
Murdoch and Hannibal were cool.
They never had any of the 'baddies' or rather 'misunderstood people' actually die did they?
Even when their jeep would roll over twenty times, and burst into flames, the driver and his mate would still get out and hold their head or shake their first at the A-Team.
Super-power
27-01-2005, 13:01
By the power vested in me by a Newspaper poll, I hereby declare you all GUILTY of Paedophillia. The scentence is death. Any last words?
:rolleyes:
Estradas
27-01-2005, 13:04
They had the A-Team in England? Can we have an ambassador or someone apologize for that or something, the way the Canadians have formally apologized for Bryan Adams?
Sacrilege I tells ye!!
The Imperial Navy
27-01-2005, 13:06
"I never done it! I only said I done it so they'ed take me cock out of the bacon slicer!"
Estradas
27-01-2005, 13:06
Sacrilege I tells ye!!
By the way that was for the A-Team and most certainly not for Bryan Adams.
Bryan Adams should be strung up by the knackers!!
The State of It
27-01-2005, 13:15
By the way that was for the A-Team and most certainly not for Bryan Adams.
Bryan Adams should be strung up by the knackers!!
I'm not one for capital punishment, but the thought of 'Everything I do' makes me want to punish, and punish severely.
I V Stalin
28-01-2005, 03:59
Monkey Dust! Oh, how I love thee.
'Oh God, why hast thou forsaken me? Nah, too long.'
Ivan Dobbsky is the best character on there, though do you remember Othello? The little baby who gets a phone shoved up his arse? Heheheh. 'Do the fucking maths.' 'Oh, wait, then he'd be called Fenton Brenton.'
Monkeypimp
28-01-2005, 04:01
(If you've watched Monkey dust and live in the UK, you'll understand)
I haven't and I don't.
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
28-01-2005, 04:18
The A-Team was everywhere, you fool
actually, the correct term when speaking of or about the a-team is "foo''"
Having never looked on a kid as anything but cool or not cool,
I call for revolution!
In other words, neuter those fucks who pass on their genes that guide them toward molestation.
If the gene thing on this issue is irrelevant, than I support castration.
Maybe not the most libertarian of me, but it involves force and fraud.
To me, it's evil.