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Your day isn't going as good as my day is going.

Cannot think of a name
27-01-2005, 11:50
You think it is. You do. I can understand that. Or maybe you think it's natural-that you knew that my day was better than your day, you don't even want to get started on your day. But you only know part of the story. You only know how your day is going compared to the average day, or even the above-average day.

But you had yet to concieve of how good my day is going. You do not yet possess the understanding of how good a day is going. You have not experienced a day going this good. There's no way you can know that there is a place beyond the scale of how good a day is going. BUt it's there. And I'm standing on it. I know it, because my day is going that inconcievably good.

The source, the reason, the very being that beats at the heart of how well I am doing today lies in the fact that I am listening to Nobody Does it Better performed by Sex Mob now. And appropriately enough, my day could not be going any better.

Sure, you think, I have good songs-even exceptional songs in my collection, and at any given moment I could have the chance to have my day go that well, why perhaps even better.

But that's because you don't know. You can't know. It's like Pong. Pong is good-no, Pong is great. We'd play the Pong right now, if you asked. And you know you want to. Nothing against Pong. But thats not what we're playing now. We're not putting in the GTA hours, the HALO hours for you inexplicable XBox users. Because we didn't understand. We hadn't yet experienced the better, we thought that Pong was the greatest. But it got better. And now I'm having the best better ever. Because I'm listening to Nobody Does It Better performed by Sex Mob.

You can try. You can struggle to explain that for the same reason cavemen would fear fire, you don't yet understand the better and think that how your day compares favorably to my better, but then allow me to convince you-no, no-there is much better.
Cannot think of a name
27-01-2005, 12:08
I take it you conciede that indeed, my day is going better.

Or at least thats what I'm going to assume because otherwise I would have to wait for you to respond and then I'd have to explain why you still only think the way you do is because you haven't experienced the better betterness of my better, and as it turns out suddenly I am way to tired to that. In retrospect...well anyway....

I hold out hope for you. I do. I hope that one day you can experience a day that is going as good as mine is.
Bogstonia
27-01-2005, 12:10
What The Fuck ?
JRV
27-01-2005, 12:11
Ok...
Neo-Anarchists
27-01-2005, 12:12
:(
My day isn't even going as well as mine is...
Down System
27-01-2005, 12:51
You know what makes my day worse? Smarmy people who tell me how good their day is. :sniper:
Ruaritania
27-01-2005, 12:58
You know what makes my day worse? Smarmy people who tell me how good their day is. :sniper:

eh,true...my day isn't going so great and its only 11.58 am...crap.

its after getting better! good music and now i'm happier :)
Ciryar
27-01-2005, 14:59
I think it might be.
Of course, the fact that your grammar is horrible helps. Allow me to correct:
Your day isn't going as well as my day is going.
Vonners
27-01-2005, 15:05
Thats as may be but you cannot have as great a dump as the one I had about 10 minutes ago.

It was so good I nearly had an epiphany!
Neo-Anarchists
27-01-2005, 15:06
It was so good I nearly had an epiphany!
An epiphany? I've heard those can get pretty serious of you leave them be for too long. They get all swelled and painful.
You might wanna see a doctor about that epiphany of yours...
The Infinite Dunes
27-01-2005, 15:11
Now if this isn't hypocrasy then I don't know what is.

Your day isn't going as good as my day is going. You think it is. You do. I can understand that.
<snip>
You only know how your day is going compared to the average day, or even the above-average day.
Vonners
27-01-2005, 15:18
An epiphany? I've heard those can get pretty serious of you leave them be for too long. They get all swelled and painful.
You might wanna see a doctor about that epiphany of yours...

Surely a preist would be more appropiate???
Neo-Anarchists
27-01-2005, 15:22
Surely a preist would be more appropiate???
Hmm?
I don't think priests are trained to look at that sort of thing...
What would they do, pray for it to go away?

You *do* know this is a bad attempt at humour, right?
Vonners
27-01-2005, 15:25
Hmm?
I don't think priests are trained to look at that sort of thing...
What would they do, pray for it to go away?

You *do* know this is a bad attempt at humour, right?

its failing....badly ! LOL
Cannot think of a name
27-01-2005, 21:05
I think it might be.
Of course, the fact that your grammar is horrible helps. Allow me to correct:
Your day isn't going as well as my day is going.
This is my favorite for reasons I'm going to keep to myself.
ProMonkians
27-01-2005, 21:08
I don't know, my days been pretty good. Suns been shinning, I've come of the dole (hopefully forever), had a swim, bought a CD, had a nice dinner and to top it all off I have Beer AND coke in the fridge!

*Sings*
Beer and coke come running down the mountain,
Beer and coke come here to save the day!
If you ever needed any help in any wayyyyyyy...
Beeeeer, and coooooke are on their wayyyyyyyyyy!!
Maerynism
27-01-2005, 21:16
Honey, I just finished off a bottle of wine.
I'm having a wonderful day.