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http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,1388123,00.html


I will never refuse sex again :D

I bet that was rather painful...

Whatever happened to the man's right to choose? :)

Stupid guy

Whatever happened to the man's right to choose? :)

it all seems rather strange, firstly he's 13 years older, second she demanded it of him.
To be fair shes a fruitloop. Or not very nice (in any respect)
shame we can't see what she looks like really

Man, I think that ruined my day.

The story seems to indicate that she was drunk when she pulled that stunt. She better hope her ex will both believe and forgive that if she wants to stay on "good terms" though. Either way I think he may value his other testicle way too much to be near her at a party again. :P

The story seems to indicate that she was drunk when she pulled that stunt. She better hope her ex will both believe and forgive that if she wants to stay on "good terms" though. Either way I think he may value his other testicle way too much to be near her at a party again. :P

Even so she can't that balanced. I mean I've got drunk more than once ;) and to be fair that does take the prize for most entertaining injury. I mean how do you explain that. "Hi my ex decided to have my testical as an after drink snack"

Even so she can't that balanced. I mean I've got drunk more than once ;) and to be fair that does take the prize for most entertaining injury. I mean how do you explain that. "Hi my ex decided to have my testical as an after drink snack"

I might pull that to someone if I was drunk, and I am male. Consequently, I never test this. I already suffer wierd temper issues with small dosages.

Wow, that's just soooo insane.

it all seems rather strange, firstly he's 13 years older, second she demanded it of him.

Why’s the age difference strange though? Just wondered.

Hmm. After reading that, maybe I will stay single and stay a virgin for the rest of eternity... :hmm:

Wow, that's just soooo insane.



Why’s the age difference strange though? Just wondered.

When it comes to age gaps I'm very cynical about peoples motives. Through several examples of when people I know have either taken advantage or been taken advantage of. To be fair 13 years isn't that great but still. Just seems a bit strange but hey

Hmm. After reading that, maybe I will stay single and stay a virgin for the rest of eternity... :hmm:

Well you will be impotent after two advances n e way j/k :)

I might pull that to someone if I was drunk, and I am male. Consequently, I never test this. I already suffer wierd temper issues with small dosages.

Agreed. I mean she must know that she has a temper. To be with her Ex, completely drunk and with all that emotion around is a recipe for disaster. I justwonder why she got herself into that situation.

Agreed. I mean she must know that she has a temper. To be with her Ex, completely drunk and with all that emotion around is a recipe for disaster. I justwonder why she got herself into that situation.

It doesnt say how long it was since the relation ended. Perhaps she was still hopeful...

Somehow, I think that guy may have done more to hurt her than the other way around, especially now that I have noticed the age diffrence, but thats just my intuition

It doesnt say how long it was since the relation ended. Perhaps she was still hopeful...

Somehow, I think that guy may have done more to hurt her than the other way around, especially now that I have noticed the age diffrence, but thats just my intuition

point noted

I will never refuse sex again :D

Even if it's an approach from a big 300 pound black guy?

Even if it's an approach from a big 300 pound black guy?
Carrying something that looks oddly like a cattle prod that he says is for "stimulation and enjoyment"?

Even if it's an approach from a big 300 pound black guy?

If he was a really cuddly and friendly guy, philosophised over things, behaved cutely, showed some smarts, and he chatted with me a bit, maybe gave me some flowers, chocolates... just romance me and impress for a week or so.... I think I might break down...

But you were asking Getaway Driver this.

Carrying something that looks oddly like a cattle prod that he says is for "stimulation and enjoyment"?

You can ruin anything, cant you?

You can ruin anything, cant you?
Yes, that seems to be a talent of mine.
When I go to a party, within 15 minutes everybody's either crying or being sympathetic to those who are, which seems to happen when people ask me to tell them my story, or they're too high to speak.

Yes, that seems to be a talent of mine.
When I go to a party, within 15 minutes everybody's either crying or being sympathetic to those who are, which seems to happen when people ask me to tell them my story, or they're too high to speak.

Have you considered going into politics?

Somehow, I think that guy may have done more to hurt her than the other way around, especially now that I have noticed the age diffrence, but thats just my intuitionMay have hurt her more than having a testicle ripped off?

Are you talking physical or mental pain here?

I think it takes a lot of hurt feelings to equal a detached testicle :eek:

May have hurt her more than having a testicle ripped off?

Are you talking physical or mental pain here?

I think it takes a lot of hurt feelings to equal a detached testicle :eek:

Yeah but a relationship like this can produce magnitudes more emotional pain that what is needed to equal a lost testicle.

Yeah but a relationship like this can produce magnitudes more emotional pain that what is needed to equal a lost testicle.At least with emotional pain you can eventually get over it. Or pay for counselling. Or get a new partner.

That poor man will be "UniBall" for the rest of his life :eek:

At least with emotional pain you can eventually get over it. Or pay for counselling. Or get a new partner.

That poor man will be "UniBall" for the rest of his life :eek:

I think there is a way to create a prosthetic testicle+scrotum with plastic surgery. Problem is, IIRC, it has a pretty major metal "part."

Imagine if he did any airline travel... and if they searched him with a handheld detector....

I think there is a way to create a prosthetic testicle+scrotum with plastic surgery. Problem is, IIRC, it has a pretty major metal "part."

Imagine if he did any airline travel... and if they searched him with a handheld detector....LOL!!!

Bwahahah, that's great!

Going through airport security with a steel testicle, now THAT'S emotional pain!

The physics of the ripping and the tearing and the..ergh, nasty.

:eek: Jesus! She rips it off then hides it in her mouth for a bit??? And a FRIEND ends up giving it back to him??? God....and I though I was fiesty.... :confused:

Even if it's an approach from a big 300 pound black guy?

This shows how much I love my testicles ;)

At least with emotional pain you can eventually get over it. Or pay for counselling. Or get a new partner.

That poor man will be "UniBall" for the rest of his life :eek:

Remember your a "oneball"
Don't know whether that joke will carry accross the atlantic

Jeez! I can't believe some of you guys. She gets pissed, violent, breaks back into a house she has already been ejected from and rips (not cuts) off some guys testicle because he had the temerity to refuse sex with her and now in some eyes somehow she's becoming the victim? Why, exactly? Because she's female? Bullshit - she is obviously quite OK with standing up for herself. Because she's younger? So what? If that came into it at all, her age difference obviously worked in her favour. because she's such a delicate thing? ROFL - yeah - with the blood from his ball dripping down her chin...

They obviously broke up amiably because they went to the party together. If she's going to claim emotional damage, she shouldn't be associating with someone who caused her so much distress. The article mentioned that they broke up "toward the end of May", the party was at the end of May, so obviously there wasn't much of a gap between the breakup and the incident.

I hope she gets the maximum penalty - she won't because of bullshit sexist and agist bias - but it would be good to see. She obviously has violence and impulse control issues.

The guy was a sissy for letting her do it.

*blinks* there are a lot of very saddistic people in this world.

*blinks* there are a lot of very saddistic people in this world.
Yeah. There are. And it sucks.

<uneasier> would it be out of line if i were to request that my testes be softly nestled within your food receptacle?
<Jan__> mmm braized testicle
<Jan__> with a nice bottle of chianti
<Jan__> fthfthfthfthfthfthfth!
* uneasier runs away

;)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,1388123,00.html


I will never refuse sex again :D

Sex.
Now. :cool:

Man, I think that ruined my day.

Mine too.

And I don't even have testicles to begin with!

Wonder where the other ball went.. Oh right, here (http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Farivanos)!

"Mr Jones threw Monti out of the house. She then smashed a window. Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones's shorts."

Good reason to have a gun in the house. :sniper:

I think there is a way to create a prosthetic testicle+scrotum with plastic surgery. Problem is, IIRC, it has a pretty major metal "part."

Imagine if he did any airline travel... and if they searched him with a handheld detector....

ROFL :) :)

ROFL
Okay, some of the posts here are really funny.
But when you think about it seriously, the woman is a psycho.
I agree with Kryogenerica. We probably wouldn't think it was so funny if it had been violence against a woman. Hmm. Is this what they refer to as cognitive dissonance?

I agree with Kryogenerica. We probably wouldn't think it was so funny if it had been violence against a woman. Hmm. Is this what they refer to as cognitive dissonance?Hmm, yeah that is a point.

I doubt I'd find a man mutilating the genitals of an ex-girlfriend even remotely amusing.


Hmm, having an inner reflective moment now!

Lorena Bobbit anyone?