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A poll for the masturbation thread.

I was tempted to click the last one for a laugh, but i'm not sure if the Mods can trace IP's on polls.

Hehe :D

Big Yay. *fap fap fap*

Mmmm...Myrth....

I was tempted to click the last one for a laugh, but i'm not sure if the Mods can trace IP's on polls.

Hehe :D
Don't worry, I'm sure Myrth loves you right back.
:D

Ooh, we need shirts that say "Smile! Myrth loves you!"

Don't worry, I'm sure Myrth loves you right back.
:D

Ooh, we need shirts that say "Smile! Myrth loves you!"

How about "Myrth Happens"?

lol at the 3rd option

How about "Myrth Happens"?

"Myrth you very much"?

Or how about a show, the Myrths, where the leader wheres a red hat and is a commie?

Aww, only one other person voted the third option with me...
I feel so alone...
:(

you want masturbation stories? check back to Lascivious maximus' last thread, "i remembered the strangest thing" good hints there ;)

"Myrth you very much"?

Or how about a show, the Myrths, where the leader wheres a red hat and is a commie?

T-shirt- "I'm with Myrth"

Lounge Band - Myrth and the Magictones (extra points for the reference)

"Just Do Myrth"

"Got Myrth?"

"Got Myrth?"

I don't want to know what's on your upper lip. :eek:

Ooh, we need shirts that say "Smile! Myrth loves you!"
I'd want one! :D

I don't want to know what's on your upper lip. :eek:

Oh, I think you know.;)

Oh, I think you know.;)

Myrth Brand Protein Shake

It's a matter of about 15 minutes before this thread gets locked, I bet.
Or, Myrth will show up first and deat us all in his modly wrath.
:eek:

Somebody hold me, I'm scared...

Myrth Brand Protein Shake

...

*bursts into laughter*

:D

It's a matter of about 15 minutes before this thread gets locked, I bet.
Or, Myrth will show up first and deat us all in his modly wrath.
:eek:

Somebody hold me, I'm scared...

Strength in numbers, we have to stick together.

Option 4, since I do not have a picture of Myrth, and therefore it most accurately reflects the frequency of the procedure.

only amongst friends and family

I don't want to know what's on your upper lip. :eek:

Myrth Brand Protein Shake

This is a quality thread. Vittos Ordination is on fire.

This is a quality thread. Vittos Ordination is on fire.
Really?
I'll go put him out.
...
Wait, he looks perfectly normal from here...

Are you sure nobody spiked your punch?
:D

This is a quality thread. Vittos Ordination is on fire.

Masturbation is my subject.

But just wait until Myrth shows up, I may get snuffed.

Really?
I'll go put him out.
...
Wait, he looks perfectly normal from here...

Are you sure nobody spiked your punch?
:D

Hold on, I'll set him on fire.

*sets Vitt on fire*

Masturbation is my subject.

But just wait until Myrth shows up, I may get snuffed.

Your thread will be Myrthed.

Though i'm looking forward to seeing exactly what he says. Heheheh.

Really?
I'll go put him out.
...
Wait, he looks perfectly normal from here...

Are you sure nobody spiked your punch?
:D

Its that protein shake that Sdaeriji is passing around, that extra testosterone can really mess with your head.

Hold on, I'll set him on fire.

*sets Vitt on fire*
i could pee on him to put it out..... maybe someone could teach me how to do that standing up? it looks cooler.

Hold on, I'll set him on fire.

*sets Vitt on fire*

*stops*

*drops*

*rolls*

Alright, you are CUT OFF!!!

Its that protein shake that Sdaeriji is passing around, that extra testosterone can really mess with your head.
Eep!
Testosterone is the cause of enough of my troubles already...

Your thread will be Myrthed.

hehe, thanks for playing, you're out. here, have a t-shirt : "you have been myrthed." :D

hehe, thanks for playing, you're out. here, have a t-shirt : "you have been myrthed." :D

Woohoo!!! Free shirt!!!

*spills protein shake everywhere*

Woohoo!!! Free shirt!!!

*spills protein shake everywhere*
:D now you ruined your new shirt!
...oh well. have another one: "I got myrthed and spilled protein shake all over me".

Woohoo!!! Free shirt!!!

*spills protein shake everywhere*

Dammit! That stain will never come out.

I may have to shut this thread down myself. :mad:

Dammit! That stain will never come out.

I may have to shut this thread down myself. :mad:
"I locked my thread because of a protein shake".
...yeah, that'd make a cute shirt:D

:D now you ruined your new shirt!
...oh well. have another one: "I got myrthed and spilled protein shake all over me".

Hahaha, maybe just "I spilled protein shake on this shirt"

I'd probably actually wear that :p

Wow, before this thread I never thought Myrth and masturbation could go so hand in hand.

(pun most certainly intended)

Hahaha, maybe just "I spilled protein shake on this shirt"

I'd probably actually wear that :p

The ladies would flock to you just for the essence of Myrth.

Wait a minute, that would be one hell of a cologne.

The ladies would flock to you just for the essence of Myrth.

Wait a minute, that would be one hell of a cologne.
You could sell 'essence of Myrth'.
Bet you'd have quite some success on ns ;)

The ladies would flock to you just for the essence of Myrth.

Wait a minute, that would be one hell of a cologne.

Hahaha, "Myrth: For men, by a man."

Hahaha, "Myrth: For men, by a man."

Production would be tough, we couldn't exactly start up an assembly line.

Production would be tough, we couldn't exactly start up an assembly line.
Just the thought of that...just...just no. :D

Production would be tough, we couldn't exactly start up an assembly line.

It doesn't have to be *completely* his protein. That way it's not necessarily false advertising.

It doesn't have to be *completely* his protein. That way it's not necessarily false advertising.

We would have to dillute it with distilled water, the Essence of Myrth is a very, very fragile thing, and the slightest chemical reaction could lead to disaster.

*shakes head realizing just how disgusting this thread is*

Eloi, Eloi, lama sabacthani!

Ye Gods above! How is it that ye permitted an abomination as this to be loosed from the Abyss whence it came?

Judgement be swift!

We would have to dillute it with distilled water, the Essence of Myrth is a very, very fragile thing, and the slightest chemical reaction could lead to disaster.

*shakes head realizing just how disgusting this thread is*

Yeah we should probably stop.

*drinks cologne*

Oops, that's not my beer. :eek:

We would have to dillute it with distilled water, the Essence of Myrth is a very, very fragile thing, and the slightest chemical reaction could lead to disaster.

*shakes head realizing just how disgusting this thread is*
Did you know that rose oil can cost insanely much? I heard of this one kind that cost like 50.000$/liter! hehe, don't you think essence of myrth is worth more than some random roses? I'd say you could charge a loooot more ;)


...wanna see you get a liter first, though :p

Yeah we should probably stop.

*drinks cologne*

Oops, that's not my beer. :eek:

Another marketing idea!!

Did you know that rose oil can cost insanely much? I heard of this one kind that cost like 50.000$/liter! hehe, don't you think essence of myrth is worth more than some random roses? I'd say you could charge a loooot more ;)


...wanna see you get a liter first, though :p

For that sort of money I might try, if only Kanabia would stop drinking from the tap. :D

*has this thread hit rock bottom? is it time for deletion? will Kanabia overcome his addiction? only time will tell*

For that sort of money I might try, if only Kanabia would stop drinking from the tap. :D

*has this thread hit rock bottom? is it time for deletion? will Kanabia overcome his addiction? only time will tell*
Sounds like that would make a good soap opera ;)
"next week on 'teh Myrth': ..."

For that sort of money I might try, if only Kanabia would stop drinking from the tap. :D

It always tastes sweeter from the tap though :(

Sounds like that would make a good soap opera ;)
"next week on 'teh Myrth': ..."

Tune in next week at the same Myrth time, on the same Myrth channel....

It always tastes sweeter from the tap though :(

It is far too potent that way.

I think we may need an intervention.

It always tastes sweeter from the tap though :(

Really? I have to doubt the protien content in that case then.

Does it taste anything like grapefruit?

this place is a madhouse i reckon.

Really? I have to doubt the protien content in that case then.

Does it taste anything like grapefruit?

Pancake mix and salt mostly.

Pancake mix and salt mostly.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Alright, now we have hit rock bottom.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Alright, now we have hit rock bottom.

I R WINNAR!!!

:D

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Alright, now we have hit rock bottom.
*thunk*

Ow, my head!

I R WINNAR!!!

:D

If you want to call it that.

*thunk*

Ow, my head!

Looks like you need some of Myrth's Miracle Salve. It will cure what ails you.

If you want to call it that.

Heheheheh.

Is anyone actually game enough to test out what pancake mix and salt tastes like?

Whoa.... first vote for "Nay"

Whoa.... first vote for "Nay"

Oh, LP, what a thread you have wandered into, like a lamb to the slaughter.

Anyways.... here have a drink.

here have a drink.
;)

Whoa.... first vote for "Nay"
*The thread slowly claws its way back up from rock bottom...*

Oh, LP, what a thread you have wandered into, like a lamb to the slaughter.

Anyways.... here have a drink.
Huzah, drinks!

Pancake mix and salt mostly.

Wait, which flavour of Myrth Protein Shake do you refer to? I have only had one variety and it was of another brand.

Huzah, drinks!

Mwahahahahaha, one drink and you are hooked, FOR LIFE!

Wait, which flavour of Myrth Protein Shake do you refer to? I have only had one variety and it was of another brand.

"Myrth: California Potato Chip mix."

Mwahahahahaha, one drink and you are hooked, FOR LIFE!
*puts the drink away*

It's too early for drinks anyway

*puts the drink away*

It's too early for drinks anyway
good call, good call.

*puts the drink away*

It's too early for drinks anyway

Did I say "Mwahahahahaha, one drink and you are hooked, FOR LIFE!"

What I meant to say is that that drink is absolutely Myrthsperm free, really, it is. You can trust me.

Did I say "Mwahahahahaha, one drink and you are hooked, FOR LIFE!"

What I meant to say is that that drink is absolutely Myrthsperm free, really, it is. You can trust me.
*runs off to the toilets, clenching his mouth*

Did I say "Mwahahahahaha, one drink and you are hooked, FOR LIFE!"

What I meant to say is that that drink is absolutely Myrthsperm free, really, it is. You can trust me.

Dont confuse our tiny minds! :P

Speaking about minds (http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Pa-Uuwl)

What I meant to say is that that drink is absolutely Myrthsperm free, really, it is. You can trust me.

Hey, has anyone seen that pancake mix I prepared earlier?

Hey, has anyone seen that pancake mix I prepared earlier?
Lalala.... still not drinking it

Speaking about minds (http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Pa-Uuwl)

Already a zombie, bucko.

In other words, bump.

Already a zombie, bucko.

In other words, bump.
Ye Gods, NO!

UNBUMP! UNBUMP!!
:p

Ye Gods, NO!

UNBUMP! UNBUMP!!
:p

It seems Myrth made it here and only changed the poll question. I wonder if he read the middle three pages.

It seems Myrth made it here and only changed the poll question. I wonder if he read the middle three pages.

Hehe, I think we've all been blacklisted :p

I have NEVER laughed so much on these boards!!!

Ah, throat hurts from too much laughing. :D :D

I need a drink... ;)