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Just a lil joke [ especially funny for married folks! ]

Eutrusca
27-01-2005, 05:06
When Jim's wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly, she asked him to bring her a few items from home. One item on her list was "comfortable underwear."

Worried he would make the wrong choice, Jim asked, "How will I know which ones to pick?"

"Hold them up and imagine them on me," his wife answered. "If you smile, put them back." :D
Tanara
27-01-2005, 06:01
Nice chuckle!
Eutrusca
27-01-2005, 06:02
Nice chuckle!

Thanks. I try, now and then. :D
Keruvalia
27-01-2005, 06:08
rofl!

Ya know, and don't take this the wrong way, but I was watching "King of the Hill" earlier and Hank Hill reminded me of you. :D You should be a Texan!
New Shiron
27-01-2005, 06:39
When Jim's wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly, she asked him to bring her a few items from home. One item on her list was "comfortable underwear."

Worried he would make the wrong choice, Jim asked, "How will I know which ones to pick?"

"Hold them up and imagine them on me," his wife answered. "If you smile, put them back." :D

definitely worth a chuckle (speaking as a man married twice)
Prosophia
28-01-2005, 03:52
When Jim's wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly, she asked him to bring her a few items from home. One item on her list was "comfortable underwear."

Worried he would make the wrong choice, Jim asked, "How will I know which ones to pick?"

"Hold them up and imagine them on me," his wife answered. "If you smile, put them back." :D

lol!
Word Games
28-01-2005, 04:02
What about the guy that said his job was a diesel fitter...
Prosophia
28-01-2005, 04:02
What about the guy that said his job was a diesel fitter...

What about him?
Word Games
28-01-2005, 04:08
He worked in a panty factory.

Put them on his head and said " Yup, diesel fitter!"
Prosophia
28-01-2005, 04:15
He worked in a panty factory.

Put them on his head and said " Yup, diesel fitter!"

:rolleyes: ::groans... and not in the good way::

:D
Lord Saurun
28-01-2005, 04:15
.............................................I don't get it...................

.................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... ...........................oh wait ok I get it now.
Peechland
28-01-2005, 04:27
When Jim's wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly, she asked him to bring her a few items from home. One item on her list was "comfortable underwear."

Worried he would make the wrong choice, Jim asked, "How will I know which ones to pick?"

"Hold them up and imagine them on me," his wife answered. "If you smile, put them back." :D


You know, its very difficult to watch your e-dad make panty jokes. (and i saw you being naughty in the smiley ....porn thread...thingy...yeah
Bitchkitten
28-01-2005, 04:29
rofl!

Ya know, and don't take this the wrong way, but I was watching "King of the Hill" earlier and Hank Hill reminded me of you. :D You should be a Texan!

Etrusca's much smarter than Hank. But I do think he'd make a good Texan. :)
Dempublicents
28-01-2005, 04:55
When Jim's wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly, she asked him to bring her a few items from home. One item on her list was "comfortable underwear."

Worried he would make the wrong choice, Jim asked, "How will I know which ones to pick?"

"Hold them up and imagine them on me," his wife answered. "If you smile, put them back." :D

Hehe! Boys dealing with girlie underwear is fun. I told my boyfriend I wanted a bra from Victoria's Secret for Christmas, thinking that he wouldn't actually get it, but it was fun to ask for. He actually went though, and called me on the phone when I was in the grocery store to make sure he had the size/type right. I have the most awesomest guy! =) ((Of course, he wouldn't know what was "comfortable underwear" either. =)
Texan Hotrodders
28-01-2005, 04:57
Etrusca's much smarter than Hank. But I do think he'd make a good Texan. :)

We'll take him.