The Banning of Socks
Kryozerkia
27-01-2005, 04:58
I hereby propose that we form a mvoement to ban socks across the world!
For so many eons they have been oppressing our poor feet! Our feet must now be liberated!
Let us begin by burning our socks!
<starts a bon fire and throws her socks in>
Trilateral Commission
27-01-2005, 04:58
I vote for socks.
Los Banditos
27-01-2005, 04:59
I hereby propose that we form a mvoement to ban socks across the world!
For so many eons they have been oppressing our poor feet! Our feet must now be liberated!
Let us begin by burning our socks!
<starts a bon fire and throws her socks in>
Hear, hear! If God wanted us to wear socks, we would have been born with them.
Mistress Kimberly
27-01-2005, 05:00
Darn you. You beat me to the sock poll. Darn you straight to....um...that place with fire. :p
Kryozerkia
27-01-2005, 05:00
Hear, hear! If God wanted us to wear socks, we would have been born with them.
Exactly, but we weren't, so...we have no real need for them. *wiggles her free toes*
Deltaepsilon
27-01-2005, 06:11
Nuh-uh, ventilated socks are the only things keeping my foot odor in check. So it is not only for myself that I cast this vote, but for the livlihood of olfactory perception everywhere!
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
27-01-2005, 06:20
<starts a bon fire and throws her socks in>
*urinates on the bon-fire, thus putting it out. because socks are much better then no socks.*
Dobbs Town
27-01-2005, 06:28
Burn all repressive socks and the cotton-mills that produce them! Down with sock-garters, up with wiggling toes!
BLARGistania
27-01-2005, 06:31
I wear sandals all the time so I'm proud to be an anti-sock-fascist revolutionary.
Death to the sock Oppresors! Down with cloth! Free your feet! Wear Burkinstocks!
Keruvalia
27-01-2005, 06:35
Socks are ok for puppet purposes!
Socks are ok for puppet purposes!
Ah good, I was expecting that sentence to end differently.
LOL
Kryozerkia
27-01-2005, 07:55
*urinates on the bon-fire, thus putting it out. because socks are much better then no socks.*
Hey! No pissing on my fire allow! *chases after you with a pitch fork then returns to re-light her fire in satisfaction*
Sdaeriji
27-01-2005, 08:11
I'll do you one better.
*takes off all clothes*
*throws clothes in bonfire*
Mmm...freedom....
Kryozerkia
27-01-2005, 08:19
*blinks* damnit! My pixel guy went on vacation...
Looks like we got us a naked Sdaeriji... let's just hope he doesn't streak! ;)
Sdaeriji
27-01-2005, 08:20
*streaks*
In memory of Blue Viper.
Kryozerkia
27-01-2005, 08:21
Hmn... *considers what Sdaeriji is doing...*
Good idea!!
*strips and burns everything but her Team Germany t-shirt*
Sdaeriji
27-01-2005, 08:22
Hmn... *considers what Sdaeriji is doing...*
Good idea!!
*strips and burns everything but her Team Germany t-shirt*
Yay! Nakedness!
The only problem with being naked in public is finding a comfortable spot for my wallet. :(
The Plutonian Empire
27-01-2005, 08:38
*PlutoCon flies over head*
*Leaflets fall to the ground*
*Someone picks it up*
It reads: "The Empire Votes No"
You thought I'd godmode, didn't you? :D ;)
Our Earth
27-01-2005, 10:05
I love my socks, they keep my toes warm.
I will hereby fight your anti-sock movement with all the power at my disposal.
Alinania
27-01-2005, 10:11
I love my socks, they keep my toes warm.
I will hereby fight your anti-sock movement with all the power at my disposal.
I join you in your fight. Comrades, let's unite, let them not take away our socks!
The Plutonian Empire
27-01-2005, 10:12
I join you in your fight. Comrades, let's unite, let them not take away our socks!
May I join too?
Alinania
27-01-2005, 10:14
May I join too?
The more, the merrier... uhm. the better, I meant.
We need everyone to support our cause, for the anti-socks are vicious!
I'm going to be different and wear only one sock.
The Plutonian Empire
27-01-2005, 10:16
The more, the merrier... uhm. the better, I meant.
We need everyone to support our cause, for the anti-socks are vicious!
Excellent. We shall put our advanced technology to good use! :D
Alinania
27-01-2005, 10:17
Excellent. We shall put our advanced technology to good use! :D
yay! it's gonna be one hell of a party. ... uhm. struggle.
edit:
On that special occasion I would like to cite the Boondock Saints:
"We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.
For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
And we will send you to whatever god you wish."
The Plutonian Empire
27-01-2005, 10:23
yay! it's gonna be one hell of a party. ... uhm. struggle.
Not to worry :D
edit:
On that special occasion I would like to cite the Boondock Saints:
"We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.
For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
And we will send you to whatever god you wish."
Eh?
Alinania
27-01-2005, 10:30
Not to worry :D
*hides the cat*
Eh?
It's from a movie called 'Boondock Saints'. Not funny if you haven't seen it. I thought I'd give it a try...
The Plutonian Empire
27-01-2005, 10:38
*hides the cat*
I wasn't gonna do anything to it. We're fighting the banning of socks, remember? :)
It's from a movie called 'Boondock Saints'. Not funny if you haven't seen it. I thought I'd give it a try...
Aahhh... I see... Interesting :)
Alinania
27-01-2005, 10:42
I wasn't gonna do anything to it. We're fighting the banning of socks, remember? :)
Oh, riiight! the socks! ...where did the founding father of our anti-anti-sock group go btw?
The Plutonian Empire
27-01-2005, 10:43
Oh, riiight! the socks! ...where did the founding father of our anti-anti-sock group go btw?
you mean Our Earth? He logged off, it seems.
Alinania
27-01-2005, 10:44
you mean Our Earth? He logged off, it seems.
Left alone to defend the masses of leaderless socks. Do you think we can handle this? :D
The Plutonian Empire
27-01-2005, 10:47
Left alone to defend the masses of leaderless socks. Do you think we can handle this? :D
I think so... :hmm: ;)