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The other day a squirrel ran in front of my car. I gunned it. Since it was too stupid to get out of the way, I did the squirrel race a favor by removing Stupid from the gene pool.

Good for you. The squirrel population thanks you.

The other day a squirrel ran in front of my car. I gunned it. Since it was too stupid to get out of the way, I did the squirrel race a favor by removing Stupid from the gene pool.

Fortunately for the human race, your tendency to "gun it" when you see animals on the road will probably lead to another act of natural selection.

The other day a squirrel ran in front of my car. I gunned it. Since it was too stupid to get out of the way, I did the squirrel race a favor by removing Stupid from the gene pool.
that is horrible, but funny as hell, I'm the head of the department of natural selection, of humans

natural selection exists for humans as well. stupid people do stupid things. go look at darwinawards.com

Fortunately for the human race, your tendency to "gun it" when you see animals on the road will probably lead to another act of natural selection.
Hooray for satire.

The other day a squirrel ran in front of my car. I gunned it. Since it was too stupid to get out of the way, I did the squirrel race a favor by removing Stupid from the gene pool.

Hahaha. Great job. Let the weak die and the strong live! That's the way it should be.

Posted by Satanist, Lord Medivh

*pats you on the back*

We're proud of you.

*pats on back with thumbtack in my palm*
Many of us aren't proud of you.

In doing the squirrel race a favor by removing Stupid from the gene pool did you stop to think you may be jeopardizing the human race by creating a race of super-squirrels that are highly intelligent, have razor sharp fangs, and can outrun cars?!

Wizard's Second Rule: The greatest of harm can result from the best intentions. Kindness and good intentions can sometimes lead to horrible things.

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