U.S. Children Still Traumatized One Year After Seeing Partially Exposed Breast On TV
The Underground City
27-01-2005, 03:01
U.S. Children Still Traumatized One Year After Seeing Partially Exposed Breast On TV
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4104
"For approximately 1.5 seconds, he saw a breast. The image was seared into his innocent, tiny retinas. He can't close his eyes without replaying the whole ugly scene over and over in his little head."
- I thought this was funny
Gataway_Driver
27-01-2005, 03:03
This is a joke right ?
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
27-01-2005, 03:04
nobody could even notice the goddamn thing!
its not gonna make him grow up and sexually molest people or anything! if he does ANYTHING wrong it wont have anything to do with a fuckin titty he saw when he was little.
New British Glory
27-01-2005, 03:05
On my computer the story was shown next to advert for all things Japanese: on that advert were two naked Japanese women hugging each other. How ironic.
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
27-01-2005, 03:05
This is a joke right ?
most likely.. still annoying as hell, because there are still people telling me how horrible it is.
"Mommy has dirty chest bumps," said a 5-year-old boy quoted in one of the thousands of case studies compiled by the FCC. "She's like the bad lady on TV. I'm afraid Mommy will take off her shirt and scare everyone. I hate Mommy."
not real
The Black Forrest
27-01-2005, 03:05
This is a joke right ?
Since you are English! ;)
The Onion is a noted spoof news service.
Read the site, they make for fun reading!
Conceptualists
27-01-2005, 03:08
Since you are English! ;)
Hey, just because the Onion is considered a reputable news source :)
Gataway_Driver
27-01-2005, 03:09
Since you are English! ;)
The Onion is a noted spoof news service.
Read the site, they make for fun reading!
thank you
phew at least I can fall back on my english ignorance not ot look totally stupid ;)
The Underground City
27-01-2005, 03:11
If you're saying that English people don't know about the onion, you're mistaken. I'm English.
Myrmidonisia
27-01-2005, 03:11
This is a joke right ?
It's the ONION! Of course it's real.
Superpower07
27-01-2005, 03:14
It still burns!!! ^^
Demented Hamsters
27-01-2005, 03:14
You other ppl do know that 'The Onion' is a satirical mag, don't you?
Very good article, btw.
"Mommy has dirty chest bumps," said a 5-year-old boy quoted in one of the thousands of case studies compiled by the FCC. "She's like the bad lady on TV. I'm afraid Mommy will take off her shirt and scare everyone. I hate Mommy."
Whest and Kscul
27-01-2005, 03:15
"Mommy has dirty chest bumps," said a 5-year-old boy quoted in one of the thousands of case studies compiled by the FCC. "She's like the bad lady on TV. I'm afraid Mommy will take off her shirt and scare everyone. I hate Mommy."
Ha...ha..haha......hahahaha......Hahahahah!
Vittos Ordination
27-01-2005, 03:19
nobody could even notice the goddamn thing!
its not gonna make him grow up and sexually molest people or anything! if he does ANYTHING wrong it wont have anything to do with a fuckin titty he saw when he was little.
I got too drunk to remember who actually won the next day, but I did remember seeing that. If there is a titty on screen, you can be damned sure I am going to notice it.