NationStates Jolt Archive


Suppose you could pick a group of people to rule the world: who would they be?

Roach-Busters
26-01-2005, 22:16
(OOC: They can be from any country, any period of history)

(OOC2: The following are the available posts)

President -
Vice-President -
Director of the CIA -
Director of the FBI -
National Security Advisor -
Secretary of State -
Secretary of the Treasury -
Secretary of Defense -
Attorney General -
Secretary of the Interior -
Secretary of Agriculture -
Secretary of Commerce -
Secretary of Labor -
Secretary of Health and Human Services -
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development -
Secretary of Transportation -
Secretary of Energy -
Secretary of Education -
Secretary of Veterans Affairs -
Secretary of Homeland Security -
Pyromanstahn
26-01-2005, 22:18
Borris Johnson for President!
Jester III
26-01-2005, 22:18
President -
Vice-President -
Director of the CIA -
Director of the FBI -
National Security Advisor -
Secretary of State -
Secretary of the Treasury -
Secretary of Defense -
Attorney General -
Secretary of the Interior -
Secretary of Agriculture -
Secretary of Commerce -
Secretary of Labor -
Secretary of Health and Human Services -
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development -
Secretary of Transportation -
Secretary of Energy -
Secretary of Education -
Secretary of Veterans Affairs -
Secretary of Homeland Security -

Wow, you guessed my choices right on the first try!
Colodia
26-01-2005, 22:20
erm, why are you giving the "global dictators" American positions? Unless, what your trying to say is....:fluffle:


whoop, wrong smiley

:eek:
Trilateral Commission
26-01-2005, 22:21
Emperor - Gustavus Adolphus
Prime Minister - Otto von Bismarck
Treasurer - Alexander Hamilton
Defense Minister - Erich von Ludendorff
Interior Minister - Albert Speer

This is a winning combination to defend humanity when the aliens invade.
Drunk commies
26-01-2005, 22:22
Frequent posters on NS General. We'd either create a utopia, breed civil war, or be completely ineffectual, but it'd be entertaining.
New Genoa
26-01-2005, 22:23
Frequent posters on NS General. We'd either create a utopia, breed civil war, or be completely ineffectual, but it'd be entertaining.

"The War of Rednecks vs. Pinkos." The fluffling has left scars that can never be healed. :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Eichen
26-01-2005, 22:27
(OOC: They can be from any country, any period of history)

(OOC2: The following are the available posts)

President -
Vice-President -
Director of the CIA -
Director of the FBI -
National Security Advisor -
Secretary of State -
Secretary of the Treasury -
Secretary of Defense -
Attorney General -
Secretary of the Interior -
Secretary of Agriculture -
Secretary of Commerce -
Secretary of Labor -
Secretary of Health and Human Services -
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development -
Secretary of Transportation -
Secretary of Energy -
Secretary of Education -
Secretary of Veterans Affairs -
Secretary of Homeland Security -

I'd start by getting rid of most of the programs on the list, not by picking anyone to run them.
Roach-Busters
26-01-2005, 22:29
This is who I'd pick:

President - Ian Smith
Vice-President - Booker T. Washington
Director of the CIA - Martin Dies
Director of the FBI - George Wallace
National Security Advisor - Otto Otepka
Secretary of State - Joseph McCarthy
Secretary of the Treasury - Adam Smith
Secretary of Defense - Robert E. Lee
Attorney General - Nguyen Cao Ky
Secretary of the Interior - Theodore Roosevelt
Secretary of Agriculture - George Washington Carver
Secretary of Commerce - Walter Williams
Secretary of Labor - ?
Secretary of Health and Human Services - Christiaan Barnard
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - Mother Teresa
Secretary of Transportation - Charles Lindbergh
Secretary of Energy - Thomas Edison
Secretary of Education - William McGuffey
Secretary of Veterans Affairs - John Wayne
Secretary of Homeland Security - Shah Mohammed Reza Pahlavi
Selivaria
26-01-2005, 22:29
Emperor - Gustavus Adolphus
Prime Minister - Otto von Bismarck
Treasurer - Alexander Hamilton
Defense Minister - Erich von Ludendorff
Interior Minister - Albert Speer

This is a winning combination to defend humanity when the aliens invade.

Do I need to point out that Otto von Bismarck lost a war against feeble humans? I doubt he would be able to win against aliens with fricken' lasers attached to their hea.....I mean aliens.
Trilateral Commission
26-01-2005, 22:31
Do I need to point out that Otto von Bismarck lost a war against feeble humans? I doubt he would be able to win against aliens with fricken' lasers attached to their hea.....I mean aliens.
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When did Bismarck ever lose a war?
New Genoa
26-01-2005, 22:31
I'd start by getting rid of most of the programs on the list, not by picking anyone to run them.

Seconded.
Roach-Busters
26-01-2005, 22:32
I'd start by getting rid of most of the programs on the list, not by picking anyone to run them.

Same here, but this is assuming you had to have them.
Selivaria
26-01-2005, 22:44
??

When did Bismarck ever lose a war?

Hmmm.....I think I was thinking of someone else....however, he did lose some major battles to Austria.
World wide allies
26-01-2005, 22:47
Screaming Lord Sutch for President !

Then fill the rest of the positions with other omrlp members ..

:D
Siljhouettes
26-01-2005, 23:05
(OOC: They can be from any country, any period of history)

(OOC2: The following are the available posts)

President -
Vice-President -
Director of the CIA -
Director of the FBI -
National Security Advisor -
Secretary of State -
Secretary of the Treasury -
Secretary of Defense -
Attorney General -
Secretary of the Interior -
Secretary of Agriculture -
Secretary of Commerce -
Secretary of Labor -
Secretary of Health and Human Services -
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development -
Secretary of Transportation -
Secretary of Energy -
Secretary of Education -
Secretary of Veterans Affairs -
Secretary of Homeland Security -
you appear to be more looking for people to rule America than the world
Marabal
26-01-2005, 23:17
A bunch of drunk hoboes, let them destroy half the world, then get real leaders.

A few of the real leaders would be:

Bob Marley
John F Kennedy
A Carney
Gandi
Jim Carey
Alomogordo
26-01-2005, 23:34
President - John F. Kennedy
Vice-President - Woodrow Wilson
Director of the CIA - Eli Cohen (Israeli spy in the 1960's)
Director of the FBI - Arlen Specter
National Security Advisor - John McCain
Secretary of State - Bill Clinton
Secretary of the Treasury - Franklin Roosevelt
Secretarytary of Defense - Harry Truman
Attorney General - former Chief Justice Earl Warren
Secretary of the Interior - Theodore Roosevelt
Secretary of Commerce - Evan Bayh
Secretary of Labor - Robert Reich
Secretary of Health and Human Services - Howard Dean (he's a doctor, too!)
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - Mother Theresa
Secretary of Transportation - Robert Fulton
Secretary of Energy - Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
Secretary of Education - Albert Einstein
Secretary of Veterans Affairs - John Kerry
Secretary of Homeland Security - Dwight Eishenhower
Superpower07
26-01-2005, 23:44
Jon Stewart
Trilateral Commission
26-01-2005, 23:45
Hmmm.....I think I was thinking of someone else....however, he did lose some major battles to Austria.
Bismarck never lost to Austria, the Bismarck-era Prussian army dominated the Austrian army every time they met on battlefield.
Right-Wing America
26-01-2005, 23:51
Hmmm.....I think I was thinking of someone else....however, he did lose some major battles to Austria.

......ugh no he didnt, in fact the austro-prussian war showed Europe how far Prussia had come in terms of technology and tactics. You can say that the Prussians "Owned" the Austrians in that conflict.