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What do you think of when you hear "Santorum"?

A frothy mix of lube, feces, and semen produced by vigorous anal sex. According to the sex advice columnist from the onion's entertainment section.

A frothy mix of lube, feces, and semen produced by vigorous anal sex.
Good call.

What do you think of when you hear "Santorum"?
latin for fucking insane?

sanctum, sanitation, Sanctaphrax, San Francisco, and everything else that begings with 'san.' (shrugs)

A frothy mix of lube, feces, and semen produced by vigorous anal sex. According to the sex advice columnist from the onion's entertainment section.
That's what I thought. I read that somewhere else, though.

I keep thinking of Arlen Spector, the idiot companion who bought the single bullet theory.

Isn't Santorum wound just a little tight?

Hospital-grade brand of maxi pads.

Isn't Santorum wound just a little tight?

Funny you should say that...

some might even call him anal (http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/)!

(as above posts have suggested)

Should I be disturbed by the fact that several people on this board know what santorum is?

What do you think of when you hear "Santorum"?
Something with booze

'06

I keep thinking of Arlen Spector, the idiot companion who bought the single bullet theory.

Isn't Santorum wound just a little tight?
You're absolutely right, but atleast Spector does SOMETHING for Pennsylvania, instead of looking like a douche in front of the entire country.

Also: Frothy mixture

Something with booze
Given what other people said "santorum" means, I'm gonne give you a strange look and back away slowly o__O

Should I be disturbed by the fact that several people on this board know what santorum is?

Nah, it just might mean we've got some adventurous people (or wanna-bes) around here.

Either that, or they heard that santorum was named "Most Outrageous Word of the Year" by the American Dialect Society (http://slate.msn.com/id/2112150/).

Or considering the evidence of horniness and geekdom on this site, it might very well be both. :D

Ol' St Nick kickin' it in the Bahamas, testing out the best fermented sugar has to offer...
That or what happens to 'disappeared' members of Congress who (god-forbid) suggested something sensible...

Should I be disturbed by the fact that several people on this board know what santorum is?
Well, no more than you should be disturbed by the fact that you know it ;)

I only read about that recently, I thought it was a hoot. Damn that Santorum... chances are this term will live on longer than him.

Well, no more than you should be disturbed by the fact that you know it ;)

I only read about that recently, I thought it was a hoot. Damn that Santorum... chances are this term will live on longer than him.
I accept the fact that I'm kind of creepy. I just didn't realize I was in such good company.

You're absolutely right, but atleast Spector does SOMETHING for Pennsylvania, instead of looking like a douche in front of the entire country.

Also: Frothy mixtureIf by "do something" you mean "makes PA seem like a state which would support a Senate run by the antichrist," you're right. Oh, and if everyone in PA was as careless with their own money as Arlen is with the government's (which is of course, actually the taxpayers'), the IRS would have to open a whole new branch to deal with Keystone state audits.

I accept the fact that I'm kind of creepy. I just didn't realize I was in such good company.
Oh, don't worry about that. Most people are creepy, most just aren't open about it.

Chances are there's more.

What do you think of when you hear "Santorum"?
I think of theocracy. I think of popes from the 1200's.

'06

:clears throat:

What do you mean, '06?

Asshole who keeps using the Pennsylvania cyber school things to get his children to go to cyber school free despite that his kids fucking live in Virginia.

:mad:

If by "do something" you mean "makes PA seem like a state which would support a Senate run by the antichrist," you're right. Oh, and if everyone in PA was as careless with their own money as Arlen is with the government's (which is of course, actually the taxpayers'), the IRS would have to open a whole new branch to deal with Keystone state audits.
Don't get me wrong, I'm hardly a fan. Unfortunately there isn't a viable alternative. He has been in congress for like a hundred years and has enough drag to get things through. It sucks, but its politics. :(

Asshole who keeps using the Pennsylvania cyber school things to get his children to go to cyber school free despite that his kids fucking live in Virginia.

:mad:

Funny how anal references keep popping up...

Hey Prosophia, are these the responses you expected when you started this thread?

What do you think of when you hear "Santorum"?

I think, "Wtf does THAT word mean? Are they TRYING to confuse :confused: us?"

Hey Prosophia, are these the responses you expected when you started this thread?

Some yes, some no.

I think the word santorum is totally underused.

And considering what it means, it'd also make for a fab insult.

:D

Some yes, some no.

I think the word santorum is totally underused.

And considering what it means, it'd also make for a fab insult.

:D
Don't keep us in suspence.... what does it mean?
*too lazy to google*

Don't keep us in suspence.... what does it mean?
*too lazy to google*

And too lazy to read the thread, apparently...

::sigh::

Click here. (http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/)

And too lazy to read the thread, apparently...

::sigh::

Click here. (http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/)
duuuuuuuude.... those guys were right? Sick. I wonder how they knew? :confused:


PS I'm too lazy to go to bed right now :p

duuuuuuuude.... those guys were right? Sick. I wonder how they knew? :confused:


PS I'm too lazy to go to bed right now :p
It's common knowledge really. I'm surprised anyone doesn't know that word.

PS I'm too lazy to go to bed right now :p

::grins:: It's okay... I've totally been there before.

It's common knowledge really. I'm surprised anyone doesn't know that word.
I didn't even know there was a word for that. :(

Sick


I will stop reading this topic as of now

SANTORUM TASTES LIKE SHIT!

The nomination that started it all:

While I agree with the spirit of naming something objectionable (to him) after Rick Santorum, I think it should be a substance, not an act. I would never want to "santorum" anyone I liked. What a turnoff. Instead, I think it would be better to name some kind of sexual byproduct after him. After all, ending up with idiots like Santorum in elected office is a byproduct of the otherwise desirable practice of letting any old yokel vote. Specifically, I nominate the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. As in, "We had a great time, but we got santorum all over the sheets." Or better yet, "Before I sodomize my gay, unmarried dog, I like to give him an enema so there won't be any santorum."

I would also like to thank Prosophia for introducing me to my new favorite word.

I would also like to thank Prosophia for introducing me to my new favorite word.

YAY! You're very welcome. :D

Santorum's gonna get his ass cleaned in 2006.

Look to Hoeffels (who challenged Specter last year and held him to 55%) to challenge him.

And yes, I said he's gonna get his ass cleaned.

santorum... (www.spreadingsantorum.com)