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Ok, anyone who has played baseball can remember this I'm sure...

Do you remember when you were playing baseball, and your arms/legs whatever, would begin to ache? You'd take out that tube of Rub A535, get them all soothed out... then go to the washroom and forget to wash your hands before you did so... :eek:

I know its evil to remind people of this, and its kind of tasteless to post it - but geez! What an awful memory! :p

So enlighten us... what are some of your pastimes strangest memories?

So enlighten us... what are some of your pastimes strangest memories?
Ouch! Had a friend who thought it would be interesting to masturbate with Icey Hot. :p

Since recreational drug use is on my fave pastime list, they're all kinda strange.

One of my friends had smoked some pot, and he was getting a ride home. As we went by his house, hemade the best comment ever.

"Hey! Someone madean exact replica of my house!"

Ouch! Had a friend who thought it would be interesting to masturbate with Icey Hot. :p

Since recreational drug use is on my fave pastime list, they're all kinda strange.
Jeezum crow! What the heck would posess someone to even consider something like that! Wow... :eek:

Jeezum crow! What the heck would posess someone to even consider something like that! Wow... :eek:
I think when you're 13 and have just recently discovered your winky, everything sounds like a good idea.

One of my former friends, aged 15, stuck his winky in a sub-woofer. Needless to say, 13 isn't the cutoff point for winky stupidity.

I think when you're 13 and have just recently discovered your winky, everything sounds like a good idea.
Hahahaha! I guess so... but still, friction plus Icy Hot, and there of all places? That poor dude - he must have been on fire for a month. I mean, Ive heard of people using some bizzare shit for lube - but thats just plain cruel!!!

I remember one day when I was just a little boy. I was drinking tea with this cup and all the sudden the handle of the cup broke. My father then saw my cup fall to the floor and shatter to several large pieces. He immediately proceeded to beat me to a bloody pulp(as he did so often in those days) anyways after about twenty minutes of physical punishment he concluded the beating by throwing three of the other cups we had at the kitchen table right at me, two of those cups missed me and hit the walls breaking into many pieces as well and one had hit me directly in the face.......strange how he was punishing me for breaking a cup while during his process of punishment he willingly destroyed two others, I senced a little hypocrisy in that.

I remember one day when I was just a little boy. I was drinking tea with this cup and all the sudden the handle of the cup broke. My father then saw my cup fall to the floor and shatter to several large pieces. He immediately proceeded to beat me to a bloody pulp(as he did so often in those days) anyways after about twenty minutes of physical punishment he concluded the beating by throwing three of the other cups we had at the kitchen table right at me, two of those cups missed me and hit the walls breaking into many pieces as well and one had hit me directly in the face.......strange how he was punishing me for breaking a cup while during his process of punishment he willingly destroyed two others, I senced a little hypocrisy in that.
Thats so awful! I hope you aren't still in this kind of environment!

the winky business.... i caught my best friend with his penis in the vacuum wand. he will never ever ever live that down. i still call him hoover. anyhow- strange memories.. i have none yet. i will keep thinking, though.

One of my friends had smoked some pot, and he was getting a ride home. As we went by his house, hemade the best comment ever.

"Hey! Someone madean exact replica of my house!"
roflmao

Actually made me laugh

the winky business.... i caught my best friend with his penis in the vacuum wand. he will never ever ever live that down. i still call him hoover. anyhow- strange memories.. i have none yet. i will keep thinking, though.
I once read a news story about a guy who tried that, but didn't have a hose attatched to the vacume. The tip of his... Uh, I guess winky is the term in this thread got mangled by the impeller.

he was really really dumb.

How did this turn into a "where have you stuck your winky?" thread? :p

Well, it DOES tend to be an embarrasing thing. ;)

How did this turn into a "where have you stuck your winky?" thread? :p
The heat rub thing was funny, but now it's taking a turn toward the creepy.

How did this turn into a "where have you stuck your winky?" thread? :p

Because everyone loves talking about where they've stuck their winkies. :)


On a side note, a friend of mine once had a wank in the ballpool at Woodlands (a theme park). Bear in mind that it was occupied by other people at the time.

The heat rub thing was funny, but now it's taking a turn toward the creepy.
I agree, I'd like to state for the record that I have never put my 'winky' into any mechanical device, let alone a sub or a vaccum wand! Furthermore, I really think that anyone who has should probably seek proffessional counselling! :p

I really think that anyone who has should probably seek proffessional counselling! :p
Damn crazy kids! Meh. Back in the day we'd just do what any self-respecting man woulda.

We found sheep.

Damn crazy kids! Meh. Back in the day we'd just do what any self-respecting man woulda.

We found sheep.
Wow! You had sheep! You lucky bastard! All we had where I grew up was a jar of peanut butter and... never mind. :eek:

Damn crazy kids! Meh. Back in the day we'd just do what any self-respecting man woulda.

We found sheep.

*Vomits* Blarrrrg

Sorry, couldn't control myself....

Ok, this is getting pretty sick.

Ok, this is getting pretty sick.
Apparently you haven't read many of Lacsiv's threads yet.
Think of the name... what do you expect???

A radio show, I think it was Opie and Anthony, mentioned screwing microwaved tomatoes a couple of years ago. I had a friend who tried it. He microwaved it a little too long and got a minor burn on his winky.

A radio show, I think it was Opie and Anthony, mentioned screwing microwaved tomatoes a couple of years ago. I had a friend who tried it. He microwaved it a little too long and got a minor burn on his winky.

I don't think any kind of burn on your winky is "minor".

Thats so awful! I hope you aren't still in this kind of environment!

I got too big and he got too old.

I got too big and he got too old.
As long as you're ok, that's the main thing.