NationStates Jolt Archive

.....as a regular viewer. (Damn title thing cut me off, and I didn't even know it)

"Now, see, you can't just go and do something like that. That would be
illegal."

"Boy, someone's gonna get fired for that."

"Wasn't that the one who made all the mistakes? Why is she getting promoted?"

"Come on, in real life you'd never get away with something like that."

"They really expect us to believe that?"

"Am I the only one confused here?"

"Does this make any sense to you?"

"Why is this still on?"

Add some of your own.

"Now, see, you can't just go and do something like that. That would be illegal."

"Boy, someone's gonna get fired for that."

"Wasn't that the one who made all the mistakes? Why is she getting promoted?"

"Come on, in real life you'd never get away with something like that."

"They really expect us to believe that?"

"Am I the only one confused here?"

"Does this make any sense to you?"

"Why is this still on?"

Add some of your own.

"The Twilight Zone just keeps getting more interesting, doesn't it, honey?"

"Don't look at me, I wanted to change the channel last November."

"Is this a rerun, or do they just keep making the same mistakes?"

"Still, it is better than Friends."

"See I told you the History channel had more interesting stuff than just Hitler documentaries." (my own little invocation of Godwin's Law)

"Wow, you'd think someone would try and hire an actor/actress with good looks and public speaking skills."

"The writers must really smoke a lot of pot."

"Did that guy die and they just replaced him with a surly robot?"

Damned hockey strike. Look what it's reduced me to!

"Did that guy die and they just replaced him with a surly robot?"
I love this one. Love the reference.

"This show has gotten a lot more boring in the second season. I really thought they had something going during sweeps with that new character. What ever happened to him? They should bring him back to create that tension again."

"Ok, I GUESS this is entertaining, but can we watch something in english? No way that's english."

"In the most prestigious building on the most renowned street in the world sits a man who must make an important decision. To find the solution, he must journey through.. the Twilight Zone"


"Man the twilight zone is so fake, like this shit would ever happen"

Yeah, I don't think it's a coincidence that the Discovery Wings Channel has become the Military Channel...

But the TV guide said this show would have bush!

"Wait, hold on. I missed last week's episode. They voted who off the island?!"

"Don't change the channel. I think the big, bald one is about to do something funny." "BLEEEP BLEEEEEP BLEEP" "...Sweet."

"They cancelled The Clinton Administration for this?!"

They'll never get out of Iraq if Gilligan keeps screwing up.

Holy shit, I didnt know she could bend like that!

Dude, I already told you, I don't like watching hot monkey sex.

Jesus Christ - how many guest appearances are they gonna have of that guy?

"AND NOW THE GEORGE/DICK COMMEDY HOUR BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FINE FOLKS AT HALLIBURTON AND ENRON " "Wait, What'd they just say? Did they just say what I think they just said?"

"AAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA"

"So the story is he's a billionaire cowboy? Who wrote this crap?"

"They cancelled The Clinton Administration for this?!"
:p LMAO

I hear they are making a spin-off called "Chaney in Charge".

it was bad enough until the started that spin-off show with Tony Blair

is anyone else ware that there used to be a show on Comedy Central exactly like this?

"hey who nicked my batteries from the remote?"

"bloody american shows why do they never show british ones???"

"hey i thought bush was against homosexuals, why is he going at it with the tony blair character"

"wait a second he just said the oppersite of what he said last week"

"i don't believe it, they left the bloopers in, and not even the end of the show"

"why did these morons leave him in charge"

I love this one. Love the reference.

Shh...nobody knows I am funny.

Whats wrong with the subtitles thingy? is it broken? - ooh, i get it now, its like the monkey show,"oook oook eeek, aaaah, aaaah eeeek eeeek, oook!"
*switches back to kiddies cartoons*

it was bad enough until the started that spin-off show with Tony Blair
In that vein.

"Another affair, they must be really running out of ideas."

"Thank goodness this is the finale."

"kindof makes you wish reality tv were popular again, doesn't it?"

"Thank goodness this is the finale."
:D

Really shouldn't laugh though.

oh, Dallas is back

oh...

is anyone else ware that there used to be a show on Comedy Central exactly like this?

Haha yeah, I saw that once..."That's my Bush!", I believe it was called.

"I enjoy how they let actors from other species play important roles (Bananas the Chimp as the President). I dislike the fact that they don't censor Bananas obscene "Bushisms" and flinging his shit during the press conference scenes. However, I do think that Dick Cheney defines the role of fat bald conservative, a true Archie Bunker of our day."

"Huh. I guess sweeps are in November now."

"No, no, no. They jumped the shark when they had him land the jet fighter on the aircraft carrier."

Oh, wow- the Simple Life is on!!

"Goddamn, honey, but The West Wing has taken a major turn for the worse."

"Why are they all from the South? Sounds like the producers have some regional bias."

"What?! That came out of nowhere! You can't just jump around in the plot like that!"

"Oh, the KKK's gone national."

"Dick N' Bush, the tale of two men??!?! This isn't the porno I ordered"

"That mans love for a chimp is what some would call magical"

"Fuck, public access from Texas? Goddamit!"